So you thought the situation with the Habs (prior to Friday) was bad? You ain't seen nothing. Flyers were fresh off losing 6 of 7 when they fired coach John Stevens and his head exploded, all Scanners-style. TSN analyst Peter Laviolette takes over, and they promptly lose 8-2. Dan Carcillo gets like, 1000 minutes in penalties that night and gets suspended for 4 games. The death spiral mantle maybe seems to have been passed from the Habs to the Flyers (knock wood). Let's set this baby up with some help from a few choice quotes from the greatest head-exploding film of all time.
Welcome to our little psychic gymnasium - 19h30 au Centre Bell. Habs on a one-game winning streak! Phlyers on a 4-game losing streak. This is our first meeting this year.
I'm going to suck your brain dry - our good friend Kristin at eager to go psycho can suck our brains dry any time.
And yet an assassin managed to infiltrate this group - Squid's Friday night hat trick gives him 15 goals, way ahead of anyone else on this team. TFS has the eyes of a cold-blooded assassin these days, and we like it.
Why are you such a derelict? Such a piece of human junk? - We'll just say after Friday night there are no cold Habs. Enjoy that while you can.
You and your brothers and sisters can bring a glory and a brilliance to our society that has never been seen before - there is no one bringing glory to the Flyers right now.
They're all pathetic social misfits. Unstable. Unreliable. - All the following Flyers are listed as 0 points in their last _ games: Carter, Richards, Giroux, Pronger, Timonen. Ray Emery is in his own stratosphere of patheticness, instability, and unreliability.
Bring the world of normals to their knees - Speaking of knees, or lower-bodies, or ankles or whatever, Little Tits is a go for tonight. TFS gets the start. Pouliot might be ready to go for the weekend. Ryan White is back to Hamilton. For the Flyers, Simon Gagne is still out.
I drilled a hole in my head. Where? Kind of obvious, isn't it? - Your post-game adult entertainment is educational. Learn the drill sex position with handy computerized graphics (sorta NSFW).
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