Sunday, February 24, 2008

Habs Special Announcement: No More Numbers to be Retired. Ever.

The Club de Hockey Canadien de Montréal today announced that the tradition of raising numbers to the rafters has been discontinued as of this date. President Pierre Boivin said this in a statement:

Habs suck. No, seriously. I don't know what it is, but whenever we retire a number we play like a Midget B team. Sure, we have to stand around for 90 minutes, but doesn't the other team have the same problem? Fuck this, we're just not gonna retire any more numbers.

When told of the announcement Patrick Roy laughed maniacally, then punched someone.

3 comments:

Loser Domi said...

When told of the announcement Patrick Roy laughed maniacally, then punched someone.

Doesn't he do that, like, everyday anyway?

Bethany said...

HAHA Domi I was going to say the same thing. By the way nice Lost incorporation boys. On a totally random note is Miles the one working for Ben on the boat or is it Sayid?!

Young HF29 said...

Bethany I think it's gonna be Michael who's Ben's spy on the boat