Saturday, March 20, 2010

The Hockey Sweaters - Canadiens at Leafs Game Preview and Open Thread


The winters were long, long seasons. We lived in three places - on the internet, in front of the tv, and at work or school. But our real life was on FourHabsFans. Real battles were won on FourHabFans. Real strength appeared on FourHabsFans. The real leaders showed themselves on FourHabsFans.

I remember very well the winter of 2010. We all wore the same uniform, the red, white and blue uniform of the Montreal Canadiens, the best hockey team in the world. We all shaved our heads like Scott Gomez. We laced our skates like Tomas Plekanec and taped our sticks like Andrei Markov. We did drugs and drank beer like Carey Price. We hung out with Russian gangsters like Sergei and Andrei Kostitsyn. Truly, we knew everything there was to know about the Montreal Canadiens.

One day, my Mike Komisarek Montreal Canadiens sweater was covered in tape that said "traitor". My mother said, "if you wear that old sweater, people are going to think you cheer for Komisarek still." My mother started to look over the internet for a new sweater, and did what she always did. My mother did not understand a word of English, so she sent an email to Monsieur Eaton:

Dear Monsieur Eaton,

Would you be so kind as to send me a Canadiens' hockey sweater for my son, HF10, who is 36 years old and a little bit tall for his age? Docteur Mulder thinks he is a little too thin. I am sending you $300. Please send me the change if there is any. I hope your packing will be better than it was last time.


Of course, Mr. Eaton's store went out of business many years ago, leaving only a Centre in Toronto bearing his name, so La Baie answered my mother. Two weeks later we received the sweater.

That day I had one of the greatest disappointments of my life! Instead of the red, white and blue Montreal Canadiens sweater, La Baie had sent the blue and white number 81 sweater of Phil Kessel of the Toronto Maple Leafs. I had always worn the red, white and blue sweater of the Montreal Canadiens. All my friends wore the red, white and blue sweater. Never had anyone at FourHabsFans worn the Phil Kessel number 81 Toronto sweater. Besides, the Toronto team had been beaten 3 times out of 4 by the Canadiens this season.

With tears in my eyes, I found the strength to say: "I'll never wear that uniform".

My mother agreed that wanting a Montreal Canadiens Mike Cammalleri number 13 sweater and settling for a Phil Kessel number 81 Toronto sweater would not do. She sent another email asking for a trade. Instead of a proper trade, they sent her three very valuable Bruins sweaters. The letter explained that we could order "Hall" or Seguin" for the sweater in June, and names and numbers for the other two sweaters in June 2011. It is a strange place, Toronto. They have a tres bizarre way of running their business.

When I arrived at FourHabsFans to discuss the game that is going to happen live at the Air Canada Centre at 7:00 pm on CBC and RDS, I wasn't concerned about the three potential Bruins sweaters that had been traded for the one Phil Kessel sweater. I was wondering if the Canadiens could win their seventh straight against a Toronto team that had won four of five. If a red-hot Jaro Halak and the GMC line could keep the momentum going if the Monster was looking for his fifth straight win. I was not concerned about being banned from the comments because of a blue sweater; I was more concerned with Cammalleri's health and what the possible return of the Urologist would do to the lines. I wondered if Mike Komisarek's bum shoulder will make him damaged goods for the rest of his huge contract. I wondered if the rebuilding job done by window-peeping Brian Burke was already on track with Toronto's youngsters playing so well.

Just in case, I went to church and I asked God to send me right away, a hundred million moths that would eat up my three Bruins sweaters, a spate of injuries to the Leafs that would keep them in the lottery, and 11 more wins in a row for the Canadiens.

With sincere apologies to the great Roch Carrier and his classic tale.

140 comments:

Moey said...

Well done! Am I banished from the comments section? I've never had a bleu blanc rouge sweater. I have a black t-shirt with the CH in sequins and a Duck's Koivu jersey, will that do?

Moey said...

...and a CH keychain...and a CH piggybank...and a CH dishtowel...but no jersey.

HabsFan29 said...

Brav-fuckin-o!

Wonder what Roch Carrier would say about a half white half red Habs sweater...

Tom said...

*slow clap*

Stick with the komi jersey, true bleu, blanc, et rouge fans (or at least true FHF'ers) will know that someone wearing a komi sweater would rather cheer for the yotes then don a blue and white or a black and yellow.
GO YOU FUCKERS.

wv- unsin. as in lets hope these guys unsin long enough to stay healthy and for the love of gwad beat these laffs.

dwgs said...

What an excellent post to wake up to.
I doff my woolen toque to your genius.
Has anyone read 'The Divine Ryans'?
Another excellent Habs vs Leafs childhood story there.

moeman said...

With Vodkov and Berk, a Kespo jersey and a Molson calendar, a new sweater classic is born. No true Habs fan, young or old should be seen in a Dou$harek sweater, ever. Fantastique! 10 et GG.

~~~

I met Mr. Carrier in Halifax at some kind of museum conference and had the opportunity for a nice long chat about growing up French-Canadian in a near-CotU Ontario city stifled by leaf fans and Saturday night Habs love made sure to be stifled by the horridly biased cbc/hnic. I thank RoCH for his story and I have mentioned it a million times to anyone that doesn't quite understand what despising a rival is or can mean.

~~~

For the FHF visitors that haven't seen the animated story. Some of the best spent government money, ever. Looks great with the NFB iPhone app.

moeman said...

For Moey's collection, (I know, not skimpy enough).

GoldenGirl11 said...

@10
A new classic!

I'd like to add With sincere apologies to the great Sheldon Cohen and his classic illustration.

@Moe
Thank you for posting that link. I agree. Best gov't money ever spent on a film. I have goosebumps and I've seen it hundreds of times. The story, the animation.... just amazing.

ezzeloharr said...

Thank you so much HF10: I went home to visit the family this weekend and promptly got some nice gastroenteritis. (Sorry if that's TMI)

This most definitely put a smile on my face. =)

wv: somehow I feel that Mr. Eaton's slection isn't quite what it should be.

moeman said...

GG knows, the animation is sublime, the narration très à propos and "hair glue", maybe the new nickname for JM?

habsss said...

That was amazing! I've never had a jersey either...only tshirts, I don't have 300$ to throw down on a jersey

Howard said...

I'm ashamed to wear my Komisarek jersey! To be so traitorously rebuked is beyond my comprehension. Ironically, my revulsion for my Ryder jersey has mellowed over time. I sure know how to pick em eh? That Mr. Eaton's a biotCH! Wonderful little film! Only nine hours till puckdrop!

Anonymous said...

going to the game. Not with a vintage jersey but 20 year old ball cap.
I will spit on Grabovski if I get the chance.
Kessel too...asswipe.

Anonymous said...

Ladies -- go for the largest boy- sized jersey, they're about a third the price.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Anon
Your spit is too good for grabovski. And he'd probably end up slipping and taking out someone vital for the playoffs. Just Squish his head instead

E said...

This is probably your finest post. Roch Carrier would be proud. Or have a seizure.

Orangeman said...

As a Montrealer who was unfortunately displaced into leaf-country I have to applaud. I will say I hate the Bruins due to history. However, personally I have to say KILL THE LEAFS. Any boy or girl who had to deal with the rivalry on any level will tell you the same. It's more than sport. It's who you are as a Canadian.

Nucks, Oil, Flames, even Sens fan? That's adorable. But who do you really choose? Les Habs or The Leafs? This defines you. I got called Pierre and had snowballs/apples thrown at me for years due to my allegence. I found a real old Habs sweater (not jersey, a real sweater) at a garage sale. It's kids size, but it's awesome.

I am a Habs fan. That means something. I won't give it up. When I say GO HABS GO it is a part of me. Les Habitants, like "The Sweater", are a part of my identity as I jump around the world.

Not to get sentimental or anything. Leaf/Hab games mean so much to me and my family.

In closing, GO HABS GO!

lehab said...

Fantastic work again 10 and GG. So hilarious.

And as I have mentioned before on here, one of my favorite memories is watching that with my son when he was 5. The part where THE ROCKET appears ine the sky, looking down on all the youngsters playing hockey and wearing #9, my son asks, "is that God"? I replied, " pretty much son, pretty much the same".

Howard said...

BB in the window is really scary! And Vodkov! What can I say...nostrovya!!!

moeman said...

Being a Habs fan 101.

David Wilkie's Ghost said...

When Saku had to give Grabovski that "special advice" last year, do you think he said "Young Man, you're not going to lay down the law around here just because you're wearing a Maple Leafs Sweater"...?

Number31 said...

I will have nightmares of Brian Burke peeking through windows...

When I went down to Toronto for my cousin's (horrible) Bar Mitzvah, my brother and I got him a Habs jersey. Now he is truly a man.

Oh hey, if you want the vintage sweaters, they're on sale for like 50$. The XL juniors fit a girl like me but the HIPS are a problem! (I got small men's jerseys...they have women's "cut" jerseys that are cheaper but the logo is smaller...)

rutbut said...

Favourite NFB short of all time! I think I'll go dig out my '93 vintage authentic #45 sweater and wear it to the sports bar tonight. See how many slurred comments it generates from fellow patrons when they read the name.

Le Douze said...

Truly a heart warming classic, 10... those memories of smoking up like TFS and doing blow with Russian mobsters brought tears to my eyes. (But there may have been some laughter mingled with those tears.)

Kmaxx said...

@Orangeman - well put. Once a Habs Fan - Always a Habs fan - No matter where you live now. Growing up in the 70's I was always torn between being The Flower or The Road Runner. I even had about two seasons as Dryden. The memories that NFB video evoked are so so wonderful. Thanks to Moeman for the link. As I sit here in the UK I'm happy knowing that because the UK has still not switched to Daylight Savings Time (or...British Summer Time!) the Habs/Laffs will be on the air at 11.00pm tonight instead of midnight. I shall watch the stream courtesy of Nad et Pic on RDS as it's the best I can usually find and pretty dependable. And just because of watching that short film, I'm going to watch it while wearing my White Habs Jersey that my mother sent me about 5 years ago. Whe I was a kid, white was the home jersey and so for me, it always brings back memories of Roger Doucet, Dutchie and the tru home of hockey - the Montreal Forum!

Go Habs Go...Go Habs Go!

b said...

The Habs have a program for signing youth players to a contract (basically to be good and play hard) The coaches get a packet and get to pass out stickers when the kids sign the contract. It was my supreme pleasure to sign twins, whose mother the MD was from Toronto, referred to Le Canadien as "the French," and indicated that it was the Leafs write or wrong, Harold Ballard or no Harold Ballard. The kids loved the stickers.

kevincrumbs said...

Great, great stuff. HT to GG for the awesome Photoshop work and HF10 for the adaptation of "The Hockey Sweater".

The thing I love about "The Hockey Sweater" is that it really shows the true importance of this team. It's not just some franchise and it's not about going to games and trying to catch a t-shirt fired into the crowd. My friends will never understand the depth, importance and glory that are the Montreal Canadiens, especially when compared to the stupid NBA shit they all watch.

I actually stopped by to tell y'all that unfortunately, I've been saying "ai-yai-yai" ala BB this whole week for some reason.

moeman said...

Jaro starts vs. THE MONSTER!!!

chris nilan said...

simply fantastic. maybe the best post ever really.now its time to BEAT THOSE DIRTY LEAFS!!!!

lehab said...

thank-you Dallas!

moeman said...

VINfo pour ma chère Moey et mes FHF ami(e)s.

Based on this, I got this. $14.95, moe's in mouth rating, 3.9/5. (Having spicy Korean ribs)

Allez-y les maudits Habs!

Senators Lost Cojones said...

I hate the this fucking game.

Have fun with sixth, kids.

Jaybird said...

Still have mustard stains from the 2008 playoffs on my 1999 Koivu jersey. It has only been washed in beer drippings.

Jaybird said...

Awesome post though! Bored so I will ramble...

The secret to getting a jersey is to buy one that you can wear without shame even if the player went to a rival to end his career. There are not many players that qualify.

Markov is now a safe bet as he seems to love the Habs. I want a Subban jersey big time. My want for a Kovy jersey has passed. A Halak jersey would be the tits...as would a tits one.

Stay away from guys like Moore...tradebait. Playing awesome though.

If anyone hasnt seen the new south park about Tiger Woods its pretty good.

http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/1401/Sexual-Healing.html

GO HABS GO! I want one nut pizza fuckin face Kessel destroyed tonight. Lap Dance to O'Byrne to fulfill my wishes.

Loser Domi said...

I loved the "drink and do drugs like Carey Price" bit. I miss you guys.

Moey said...

@moeman,

Thx for the tip, I've made a note of it.

I personally would prefer to ice the Bulldogs tonight, sit the entire Habs roster just to be safe.

Moey said...

Oh moeman, about the swimsuit, straps are a no no, too many tan lines.

soperman said...

BEST BLOG EVER!!!!!!

My wife just read that story to our four year old grandson in preparation for the game tonight.

We are still laughing. What a wonder story and a humourous adaptation.

I had to be careful not to scroll down too far though, Friday's Open Thread of Love would not have had such rave reviews. :o)

HabsFan29 said...

LDomi nice to see you! Miss you too. Good luck tonight. Heh.

SLC I feel your Kovy pain. Been there, done that. Does that make you feel better or worse?

Jaybird said...

Sportsnet just did an awesome little feature on Muller. Can an assistant coach win coach of the year? Because Martin does NOTHING compared to Captain Kirk.

HabsFan29 said...

im getting nervous for some reason

need alcohol!

moeman said...

Another Saturday Night, refrained with 'Free to be moe'

Another Saturday night and the leaf ain't got no playoffs
They've got lotsa money 'cuz leaf fan just got paid
Now how I wish I had eyebeleaf to laugh at
They're in an awful way, YEAH!

I got in town (from Tronna) a day ago
I've clicked a lot of links since then,
If I just could click 'em I'd get FTWin
But as yet I haven't blogged in
Pension Plan Puppet is in the state he's in, YEAH!

CHorus

From the girls of Vancouver

To the Maritime Sweeties

Oh Canada, gorgeous and bra-free

Where its free to just see.

From the beauties of the Prairies

To Montréal's femmes I love

Heroines of our time, remember to wear a glove

Where the mammories go on and on and on …

Oh! Oh! Oh! This is Canada’s song (Leafs Fucking Suck!)

Oh! Oh! Oh! Where my Pants! belong (Leafs Fucking Suck!)
Oh! Oh! Oh! This leafs are Canada’s joke (Leafs Fucking Suck!)


Another FHFella told me
He had a sweater that once looked just fine
Instead of bein' his deliverance
It had an impact on his Pants!
The jersey was 'named' Dou$harek.

CHorus

From the girls of Vancouver

To the Maritime Sweeties

Oh Canada, gorgeous and bra-free

Where its free to just see.

From the beauties of the Prairies

To Montréal's femmes I love

Heroines of our time, remember to wear a glove

Where the mammories go on and on and on …

Oh! Oh! Oh! This is Canada’s song (Leafs Fucking Suck!)

Oh! Oh! Oh! Where my Pants! belong (Leafs Fucking Suck!)
Oh! Oh! Oh! This leafs are Canada’s joke (Leafs Fucking Suck!)


Its hard to be the leaf Monster!
When he don't know his way around
If he isn't as sweet as Jaro honey
He'll be just spending Burke's money
He's gonna have to blow Hogtown.

CHorus

From the girls of Vancouver

To the Maritime Sweeties

Oh Canada, gorgeous and bra-free

Where its free to just see.

From the beauties of the Prairies

To Montréal's femmes I love

Heroines of our time, remember to wear a glove

Where the mammories go on and on and on …

Oh! Oh! Oh! This is Canada’s song (Leafs Fucking Suck!)

Oh! Oh! Oh! Where my Pants! belong (Leafs Fucking Suck!)
Oh! Oh! Oh! This leafs are Canada’s joke (Leafs Fucking Suck!)


Another Saturday night and the leaf ain't got no playoffs
I've got some Crouzau and a nice FrenCH maid
How I wish I had me some Rocket hair glue
HNIC'S in an awful, ooh, in an awful biased way,
JM's ties are in an awful way but his Habs are on their way, ooh,
leaf's hopes are in an awful way, Grabitch looks kinda gay (NTTIAWWT).

CHorus

From the girls of Vancouver

To the Maritime Sweeties

Oh Canada, gorgeous and bra-free

Where its free to just see.

From the beauties of the Prairies

To Montréal's femmes I love

Heroines of our time, remember to wear a glove

Where the mammories go on and on and on …

Oh! Oh! Oh! This is Canada’s song (Leafs Fucking Suck!)

Oh! Oh! Oh! Where my Pants! belong (Leafs Fucking Suck!)
Oh! Oh! Oh! This leafs are Canada’s joke (Leafs Fucking Suck!)


GO YOU FUCKING HABS!

ezzeloharr said...

moeman, I have no clue how you do it. That's amazing.

Also, this is really hilarious -
The 'Iggy!' heard around the world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tvesS328vI

HabsFan29 said...

ive run out of superlatives moe

somehow that week in Tronna didn't sap your creative juices

GoldenGirl11 said...

One of my favorites, Moe. The great Sam Cooke. Amazing.

HabsFan29 said...

@ezzel - that is fantastic. and im only through Italy so far

b said...

She's cute, the girl who sung the National Anthem.

HabsFan29 said...

FINALLY some hockey. it's seems like it's been forever

ezzeloharr said...

@b: And she sings really well.

HabsFan29 said...

this is exciting hockey!

moeman said...

Thnx kidz, just glad to partake in the gameday FHFestivities.

Eva is a Gatineau gal.

http://www.evaavila.com/en/

Massive Tits said...

The love-fest of the overrated douche Dion begins..

Kmaxx said...

I have a good feeling about this game! Lookihng good and a decent bit of skating to start the game! Keep it up. Go Habs Go!

moeman said...

Hey Healey, thanks for 93, you fucking leaf shill.

GoldenGirl11 said...

That penalty is partially for the worst beard of all time. I mean seriously. Make up your mind. Shave or don't.

ezzeloharr said...

Whoa, Sergei.

HabsFan29 said...

this game is settling into a place i dont like

HabsFan29 said...

sergei's too skilled for that line

Moey said...

@moeman,

Eva one Canadian Idol a couple of years ago, no?

moeman said...

Habs seemed stuck in 1st gear. Crank it boys, Canada is counting on you.

Moey said...

s/b "won". My head is up my butt.
eesh.

moeman said...

@Moey, I believe so. My daughter went to high sCHool with her. Apparently a nice, down-to-earth Canadian gal.

moeman said...

heely thinks the Olympics did Jaro good. Pure, fucking cbc/hnic genious.

Jaybird said...

Sergei should be playing with Plex and his bro...

Lap Dance #1 to O'Byrne for smashing that moron Phaneuf...Gawd hes fucking dumb. You can see right through his eyes...

WV: merato

METRO! Almost anyways

RiRi said...

Saw Eva Avila in concert when she opened for Beyonce... she was much better tonight.

Aww how cute! 3 year-old Samuel Beachemin hanging out in the Leafs` dressing room... Quick!someone remind me of his father`s arrogance/.

Gotta start burying those chances...

moeman said...

The blade-battled craig simpson just compared THE MONSTER to MAF. cbc, bought and paid for.

chris nilan said...

is there a hockey game on? i've been watching this paint dry on cbc.

moeman said...

@c nilan, the only paint drying I watch is Tanya Memme's. (Google it kidz)

moeman said...

craig simpson = a bag of hammers. Apologies to the bag of hammers.

HabsFan29 said...

crap

RiRi said...

NOOOOOOO!

moeman said...

There's your Cup leaf fan.

Moey said...

Gomez takes a penalty, Gill hits Halak on the head. Nice job boys.

RiRi said...

GIO!!!

moeman said...

heh

ezzeloharr said...

Wait, what?!

Moey said...

Gio! Beauty!

Jaybird said...

@moe - I like Healy. He's definitely an asshole but favours no team and is one of the only guys who speaks his mind I agree with a lot of the time.

SWEET GOAL!!!!!

If Gionta and Metropolit ever play on the same line you could have the GEO METRO! 'Member those shitty cars?

ezzeloharr said...

Maybe it's because I'm so sick, but that period felt like it went on forever.

moeman said...

@JayB, no disrespect for your opinion but heely is a wad, a leaf wad, a fucking leaf wad who will wad the leaf with his wad. He's not millen but he knows who butters his toast. Did I mention he's a wad?

HabsFan29 said...

nice rule book list on Coach's corner. hair pulling is against the rules?

HabsFan29 said...

Cherry just called Iginla the "power forward of all time"

and cam neely wept

RiRi said...

Man that Ovechkin hit looks awful.

moeman said...

Did cherry ever slag mtrtckr, roidberts or me idiot ( http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tie_Domi )?

He's a leaf, not a hockey fan.

moeman said...

hnic loves her Celine.

RiRi said...

Happy 23rd Birthday, Sergei!

Now, score a goal (or two) to celebrate!

moeman said...

Obama drops "'I AM NOT BOUND TO WIN,
BUT I AM BOUND TO BE TRUE'". Nice.

moeman said...

Go Small Tits, get some icing on!

RiRi said...

When did the Leafs` learn to kill penalties?

moeman said...

@RiRi, when did the Habs stop learning to make the PP work! Very few chances of a PP at the ACC...

moeman said...

simpson looking for a leaf advantage. GFY craig.

Also, how does Hughson calculate all his leaf 4on2's? Those things last how many miiliseconds?

Go you fucking Habs!, beat the cbc/hnic team!!!

moeman said...

Finally a good call. heh, simpson comes to the defense of, the, leaf. (In his contract?)

RiRi said...

Gotta cash in now

Jaybird said...

Phlyers down 3-1 ...WE NEED THIS! 5th place on the line...

RiRi said...

SCORE ALREADY!

GOD, I HATE THE FUCKING LEAFS.

moeman said...

No cash. No cow. Need Squid!

RiRi said...

@moe - don`t forget the Urologist!

GoldenGirl11 said...

@RiRi
Totally off topic but is it pronounced ReeRee or RyeRye? Just curious.

moeman said...

trudat RiRi, PP P-man can help. Bonus, sit Max Lap!!! (too late to trade him to MIN for younger Koivu?)

moeman said...

@GG, that wasn't off-topic, good question.

moeman said...

Half-way to I Scream! bitCHes!

Kmaxx said...

Fuck this is a sloppy period...

moeman said...

Holy cbchit Batman, Hughson AND Friedman simultaneously/coincidentally know about bozak's face-off knowing? Bought? Sold? leaf fans?

GoldenGirl11 said...

Hal! Able to reach pucks shot 8 feet in the air! Faster than a speeding... never mind.

RiRi said...

@GG - ReeRee!

@moe - Can`t wait for Laps to sit. At least MAB puts up the points... heart-attack-inducing giveaways and all.

Imagine if we somehow traded Laps to MIN so he could be reunited with Marshmallow?

moeman said...

cbc/hnic yearning for old time leafers with blue and white yarn. Knit once, pearl twice, get a fucking towel.

RiRi said...

Dammit!

moeman said...

A cbc'ers wet dream live on national teevee. ack.

RiRi said...

If they don`t score on this 4-minute powerplay...

Moey said...

Was chatting to Mr. Moey when he tells me one of our guys was hit in the face. Who?

RiRi said...

@moey - Laps

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moey
Lappiere and that is hilarious that doesn't know if he's actually watching the game.

moeman said...

cbc/hnic should sign up the garbage UFC.

moeman said...

Why is cbc/hnic so worried about the Broons? 28 other teams. 4 Canadian. Bruins?

Kmaxx said...

OK Then...We deserve to be down 2-1 at this point - that was a shit period! But a PP to start the third should help...but what I really want to know is...WTF is with the crowd? It's like playing in a morgue. No wonder the hockey we are playing is so shit - we're playing in front of a bunch of corporate nonces - are there any fans at the game? I have seen a few Habs shirts but I can't believe how quiet it is....and one more thing - I fuckin' hate everything about the Laffs. I puke each time I see Ron Wilson but then smile as I think of how he lost the Olympics to Canada. I hat Grabovsky (so much I could give a shit to spell his name right!)I can't stand Corlton Orr and I just despise everything about the team. Now smarten the fuck up and beat these bastards would ya!!

Go Habs Go!

moeman said...

@Kmaxx, those ACC 'fans' aren't hockey fans, they are leaf fans ... and you should apologize to all morgues.

boob gainey said...

Dear Josh Gorges

You're probably not reading this blog in between periods, but if you are:

I notice you often like to float a lazy wrist shot towards the net.

Those never go in do they?

I mean - never.

RiRi said...

Is that Sergei I see on the PP?
I don`t believe it.

Kmaxx said...

@moeman...sorry - lost my mind...please accept my apologies on behalf of all morgues everywhere...another thing I hate is the very gay font the Laffs use on their jerseys...wtf is with this powerplay?!


wv - coputli - as in I'm coputli fuckin' fed up with our lack of a powerplay tonight!

RiRi said...

*yawn*

moeman said...

heh, heatly says Céline has beat JM tonight. cbc/hnic'ers get weirder as the leaf season comes to it's usual abrupt ending.

moeman said...

heh, cbc/hnic'ers saying Habs will be worn down in the playoffs. Too bad your fucking team ain't making it eh? you fucking biased POS.

boob gainey said...

We want PK!

moeman said...

I want Big Tits!

moeman said...

G I O ! BitCHES!

moeman said...

Hey kidz, its Hockey Night in Dion Phaneuf. Get use to it.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
Drown 'em out like I did tonight. I used the 40 15 year olds in my basement method. I wouldn't recommend it.

moeman said...

Thanks GG, I listen to the haters 'to know the enemy'. cbc/hnic'ers can choke on their leaf love.

Tom said...

Not sure if anyone has any connections to the players, but if you do, could please ask them to stop emulating Jason Spezza and his blind behind-the-back passes. Because they don't work. Thanks.

moeman said...

moe gets his Big Tits!

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
I'm so bamboozeled that I thought you meant the enemy was the kids.

moeman said...

But nothing else.

moeman said...

leaf is the enemy GG, always will be.

Take the one point and leave town. leaf/cbc/hnic can use the 2 points to rub themselves silly.

Kmaxx said...

I fuckin hate staying up until 1.45 am only to lose to the LAffs - in a shootout! Fuck! I'm outta here!

moeman said...

Embarrassing 'loss'. Would've been fun if the Habs showed up for 60 minutes. Let the leaf fan parade as it is their playoffs/Cup.

Moey said...

Result! Gotta look at the big picture kids, a point and no terrible injuries. We. win.

Moey said...

GG11,

Yup, nothing like the Saturday night hockey game, I kid myself that Mr. Moey is actually listening to me, while he watches the game to drown out my yapping and makes insightful comments like "that number 4 on our defense is pretty good." Turns out he meant the hammer.

Number31 said...

Meh. At least Markov survived intact.

baruch said...

we lost because the image on the preview featured the Meafs sweater too positively and prominently, please be careful about this in the future.

Howard said...

Sunday aft, watching the Bruins/Rags game. Satan scores...time to call the Hunter Bishop!