Well, well, well. Habs win their fifth in a row. 5th in a row? Fifth in a row. 6 0f 7 since the Olympic break. We are finding it a bit hard to believe, but it's true. Frankly, while we may be hot, I don't think we played all that well. But frankly, neither did the Bs until the 3rd period. The winning goal came thanks to a bounce from heaven. Whoopise Tuukka! The beneficiary of said largesse was our best player right now, one Little Tits. Playing on the fourth line. After 1G 1A against the Oil, 2G last night. His second straight first star. Of course, JM doesn't have him on the PP because, um, he's our best player right now? Trying to keep him rested? Fuck if I know. Despite his two goals, the play I'll remember from him is hustling to negate an icing call in the last two minutes with the Habs holding on for dear life. Sergei! Hustling! Also hustling? The Dominictrix (lap dance to moeman, but we're still taking suggestions) who is winning converts with every game he plays. Jaro didn't have much to do until he robbed Sturm late in the game to keep the one goal lead. Enjoy the standings today, because this is the week those games in hand get caught up.
Let's go to the videotape. Too bad it features Bob Cole and Carbo attempting to pronounce Kostitsyn.
He doesn't play on the powerplay because Martin has his head up his arse. Same reason why he seems to play the Pleks's line on the PP for the whole PP until they're dead tired? The term "change on the fly" seems foreign to him I guess as only other teams can make full line changes while we're on the PK...
@HF29 I hate to be argumentative, especially with a lawyer, but the third line is better and has the extra ToI to prove it. Moore is a major upgrade on Metro. Moen and Darche may be a push, but Sergei is better than Max. Case closed. We're in recess while I go back to my chambers and hit the bong.
There's no reason that Ovie shouldn't get the same suspension as Lapierre for that hit on Campbell this afternoon, especially since he is a repeat offender.
Saw Glen Metropolit at the St. Patrick's Day Parade today - not on a float, his own float, where he belonged, but walking along the sidewalk behind the thin line of miserably cold spectators. He was walking with two little kids holding his hands (his own, I'm assuming), and some classy dude handed him an umbrella to keep them dry. And while the classy thing to do on my part would have been to let the man have his Sunday with his family all to himself, I was in St. Patrick's parade mode (which basically means yelling exuberantly at everything except the Team 990 float) and so I yelled "YEAH! GLEN METROPOLIT!" And he kind of looked up, embarrassed to be recognized, and tried to get away as quickly as possible, leaving me feel like the inconsiderate asshat that I was at that moment. I still feel ashamed.
Sorry Glen.
Incidentally, he's a surprisingly tiny human in person. I mean, I'd read his stats before, but he still plays so much bigger than 5'10" on the TV.
The law in all its majesty forbids both Russina stars and fourth liners from shoving people off balance around the boards, or does it? We'll see if Colin Campbell is the administrator of justice, or just a justiciar for Emperor Bettman. I vote for the goofy hat with the bells kind. Can we have a photoshop please? As for a nickname for Dominic Moore- how about DoMore. It pains me to like the output of a Harvard man.
Fucking Ovie. Where's the outrage on his hit? Where's Ray Ferraro ripping into Ovie? Where's the talk of how Ovie is gutless and how he shouldn't laugh and how the way he plays is laughable?
God, this fucking league drives me crazy sometimes.
@Oleg Metro is a friend of a friend and supposedly the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I'm sure his non response to your shriek was due to being at a parade with little kids in the rain. I probably would've screamed "WTF DO YOU WANT?!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED?!!!!!" I wouldn't sweat it too much.
@ goldengirl - Just wanted to let you know since your photoshops are so hilarious that you can make "personas" for firefox now and their pretty cool actually. I went thhrough the habs ones and they were lame. Just droppin it in case you wanted to put some funny shit on there!
@Jay I'm not sure I understand what those are. Backgrounds for personal firefox backgrounds? I'll be sure to look at it though. Maybe post a few FHF classics. Thanks.
lol sorry wasn't trying to force work on you on a Sunday or anything ;-)
Yeah they are browser backgrounds for Firefox... just wanted to bring to attention in case anyone else was as bored as me and wanted to snazz up their lifeless work computer or something.
Apparently Soupy is done for the season. Looks like Ovie broke a rib, his collarbone, gave him a 2nd degree concussion, the whole package.... And so, I await to hear this new found consistency Collie Campbell was talking about and how many games he hands a superstar with a record that was actually given a game misconduct.
Bullet point for what you missed while having nightmares of losing an hour's sleep...
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Sergei plays on the third line.
i dont think there's much difference between our 3rd and 4th lines
He doesn't play on the powerplay because Martin has his head up his arse. Same reason why he seems to play the Pleks's line on the PP for the whole PP until they're dead tired? The term "change on the fly" seems foreign to him I guess as only other teams can make full line changes while we're on the PK...
Nah, my dream last night 1st Round: Habs v. Snes. Kovy scores 12 goals in game four. Habs win series 4-1 in spite of being outscored by one player.
Keep Going you fucking Habs!
Off to the CotU, see you kidz on Saturday.
@HF29 I hate to be argumentative, especially with a lawyer, but the third line is better and has the extra ToI to prove it. Moore is a major upgrade on Metro. Moen and Darche may be a push, but Sergei is better than Max. Case closed. We're in recess while I go back to my chambers and hit the bong.
There's no reason that Ovie shouldn't get the same suspension as Lapierre for that hit on Campbell this afternoon, especially since he is a repeat offender.
Go Hawks!
The DOMINATmoORe?
I vote for any line with Big/Lil Tits to be known as "The Rack". And for celebrations of their goals to be known as "motorboatin"
The name for Moore is great.
Ovechkin hit = exact same as Lapierre's.
He will get 1 game if any.
He is a repeat offender while Lapierre has never been suspended as far as I remember. Still won't matter.
MOTORBOATIN!!!!!!!!!!
Sick.
Saw Glen Metropolit at the St. Patrick's Day Parade today - not on a float, his own float, where he belonged, but walking along the sidewalk behind the thin line of miserably cold spectators. He was walking with two little kids holding his hands (his own, I'm assuming), and some classy dude handed him an umbrella to keep them dry. And while the classy thing to do on my part would have been to let the man have his Sunday with his family all to himself, I was in St. Patrick's parade mode (which basically means yelling exuberantly at everything except the Team 990 float) and so I yelled "YEAH! GLEN METROPOLIT!" And he kind of looked up, embarrassed to be recognized, and tried to get away as quickly as possible, leaving me feel like the inconsiderate asshat that I was at that moment. I still feel ashamed.
Sorry Glen.
Incidentally, he's a surprisingly tiny human in person. I mean, I'd read his stats before, but he still plays so much bigger than 5'10" on the TV.
The law in all its majesty forbids both Russina stars and fourth liners from shoving people off balance around the boards, or does it? We'll see if Colin Campbell is the administrator of justice, or just a justiciar for Emperor Bettman. I vote for the goofy hat with the bells kind. Can we have a photoshop please? As for a nickname for Dominic Moore- how about DoMore. It pains me to like the output of a Harvard man.
Fucking Ovie. Where's the outrage on his hit? Where's Ray Ferraro ripping into Ovie? Where's the talk of how Ovie is gutless and how he shouldn't laugh and how the way he plays is laughable?
God, this fucking league drives me crazy sometimes.
@Oleg
Metro is a friend of a friend and supposedly the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I'm sure his non response to your shriek was due to being at a parade with little kids in the rain. I probably would've screamed "WTF DO YOU WANT?!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED?!!!!!" I wouldn't sweat it too much.
Maybe Moore can be "DoMo" like "Domo Arigato" for his good play?
Yeah, yeah, I'll stick with "The Rack" and "Motorboatin"...
I like Dominictrix... But if we go with that. Can we please take out the C? Dominitrix is so much easier to pronounce...
If not, Domo isn't bad. But i'd refer to that crazy brown japanese monster known as "Domo-kun" instead of the Styx song >.>
(domokun, look it up on google)
oh, and whenever he scores i'd yell "MOORE COWBELL!"
wv: rante. As in: If the habs don't make the playoffs this year, expect an epic rant by Jaro as a consolation prize.
@ goldengirl -
Just wanted to let you know since your photoshops are so hilarious that you can make "personas" for firefox now and their pretty cool actually. I went thhrough the habs ones and they were lame. Just droppin it in case you wanted to put some funny shit on there!
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/personas/
oops wrong link
http://www.getpersonas.com/en-US/getting_started
@Jay
I'm not sure I understand what those are. Backgrounds for personal firefox backgrounds? I'll be sure to look at it though. Maybe post a few FHF classics. Thanks.
lol sorry wasn't trying to force work on you on a Sunday or anything ;-)
Yeah they are browser backgrounds for Firefox... just wanted to bring to attention in case anyone else was as bored as me and wanted to snazz up their lifeless work computer or something.
I just said snazz, Jesus.
Apparently Soupy is done for the season. Looks like Ovie broke a rib, his collarbone, gave him a 2nd degree concussion, the whole package.... And so, I await to hear this new found consistency Collie Campbell was talking about and how many games he hands a superstar with a record that was actually given a game misconduct.
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