Tuesday, March 16, 2010

No Sleep 'till Playoffs - Rangers preview and open thread

With apologies to moeman and the Beastie Boys...

No sleep 'till...
Playoffs!

Foot on the pedal - sound of ice under metal
Habs are running hotter than a boiling kettle
Their job ain't a job - it's a damn good time
City to city, win streak is at five
On location - playing around two nations
Dominictrix never on vacation
Tonight in New York at time seven-thirty
DarCHe do what he do best - gettin' down and dirty
Ain't no faking - no money Pleks making
Going coast to coast watching Vodkov shaking
While you're at the job working nine to five
Bleu Blanc et Rouge at the Garden cold kickin' it live

No sleep 'till

Another plane, another train
Another four-point game
Another girl another night
Another blackface blight
Our Jaro is crazy, he belongs to us
He's pushed Big Fat Wale to the back of the bus
Season's winding down - tick tock tick tock
Seven more wins - playoffs are a lock
Habs should thrash Avery like it's going out of style
Gotta read Ranger Pundit cause it's worth your while
Four on the floor - Andrei's through the door
Little Tits he be back because he's scorin' some more
We got twelve games left to go, JM's got our back
Get seven more wins and playoffs will be whack

No sleep 'till
No. Sleep. 'till playoffs!
No. Sleep. 'till playoffs!

Ain't seen the sun since we started this band
Twenty-niiine, get on the mic my man
"Born and bred Habtown - CBC mine
They call me Allen M, but I'm Twenty-nine
Like a lemon to a lime - a lime to a lemon
I play with oven mitts and FHF women"
Scores near the arena, with stripper shows
Some naked pictures and classy hoes
Step off East - get out of Habs' way
Riding power of Pants to the month of May
Bs, Bolts, Thrash - put 'em all to sleep
And we'll be rocking playoff party eight days a week

No sleep 'till
No. Sleep. 'till playoffs!
No. Sleep. 'till playoffs!
No. Sleep. 'till playoffs! Playoffs!
No. Sleep. 'till playoffs!
(guitar solo)
No. Sleep. 'till playoffs! Playoffs! (repeat) ...

Yes, I know No Sleep 'till Brooklyn is on Licensed to Ill and not CHeck your Head. Don't Sabotage our playoff chances with your nitpicking. Let's do this thing.

179 comments:

Habsfan10 said...

Best. Preview. Ever. You Jewish guys sure can rap.

GoldenGirl11 said...

In the 80's the only Jewish boys names available were Adam and Michael.

And not many know this but the inspiration for No Sleep came from some really spicy brisket and some oversalted knaidelach at the Horovitz Seder in 1985. Beastie Boys in Yiddish really means "Bubby, you've outdone yourself. Now I'm going to go lie down for about a month".*


*none of that is true.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Make that the 60's or they would've been 4 when they started their careers.

soperman said...

Awesome. I hope Superpleks doesn't read it, he may laugh, fall off his seat and aggrevate whateva the hell he hurt.

HabsWorld4eva said...

Surely I'm not the only one calling our new thirdline of SKost, TravisMoen and DominicMoore the STD line, right?

Giant Mexican Chicken, meet your nemesis - 18ft of STD

L Dude said...
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Anonymous said...

this site sucks now it depresses me

kevincrumbs said...

AHAHAHAHAHA

BTW, saw Gomer on some interview program on the NHL Network yesterday. Talked about how he was taking French even though he wasn't required to and could barely speak English, nevermind pick up another language.

L Dude said...

That's some smooth rap 29! I feel like I'm in high school again..... AAAAAAAGH. Oh, OK, I'm not.

OK, (not so) quick high school flashback to one of my favourite memories. Grade 10. I'm a bus student from 'the sticks'. I'm verging on nerdy, but more of a shy loner. Skinny kid, but uncannily strong for my size. Last class is gym class. I always have 5 minutes to change and catch the bus or it's hitchhiking the 20 miles home. The majority of guys in my class are hockey players (well, they were on the school team anyway). One of them, Dwayne something or other, decides to put me in a headlock as I'm sitting on the bench changing, saying "Looks like it'll be a long walk home Jimmy boy." I said "Are you 'avin a laugh. Is 'e 'avin a laugh?!" Nope, sorry, that's Ricky Gervais from Extras - great show. What I did was grab him around his head and suplex him to the other side of the room, crushing the other bench and sending two of the other jokers flying. Fuck I wish I had a video of that. I'm sure it'd be worth some money. Anyway, I finished changing and left, just as Coach Oblivious walked into the room and saw 'the carnage'! OK, not really carnage, but I'm going to remember it that way. Dwayne never even spoke to me again and me and my pals from 'the sticks' beat the him and the jocks in the intramural floor hockey league. Sweet. Kind of my Al Bundy moment from high school. Ahh, living in the past. Nothing like it. Actually it was spring, 1986. Not a bad time to relive at all really.

Thank you. This is much cheaper than therapy.

GO HABSCANESLEAFSYOTESCAPS!

HabsFan29 said...

@L Dude - why did you delete that awesome story? it killed i tell ya!

@anon - thx for stopping in and for your witty comments. commentors like you make it all worthwhile. come back any time.

HabsFan29 said...

whew, L Dude put it back. we need that story for FHF posterity

GoldenGirl11 said...

@anon
A hockey blog can depress you? Why don't you make your depression useful by making a donation to The Montreal Children's Hospital Foundation. Now THAT is depressing. Speak to Loretta. She's a doll and you'll feel better about yourself.

Anonymous said...

@GG ur right and i think i just might do that but im not trying to just "troll" i honestly think this site has seen better days... maybe its just the post olympic lull

GoldenGirl11 said...

@anon
Just curious but who asked for your opinion? Don't like it? Feel free to write your own blog. It's really easy. But thanks for the advice. And when you call Loretta be sure to give your real name. No tax receipt for Anon.

lehab said...

@ 29 that ranks right up there with "The Best of MOEMAN". Very well done

Anonymous said...

@gg
It is a blog so I think that should answer your question. If this particular blog is only open to brownnosers and tagalongs then maybe there should be a user's agreement posted that states those who disagree aren't allowed to participate. I can understand not wanting pointless aggravation from adolescent insults about sexuality and what have you, but a simple negative opinion shouldn't warrant complete banishment from the blog. And I thank you 29 for not outright deleting the comment and from now on all of my posts will be without inane derogatory remarks.

HabsFan29 said...

@anon, you are welcome to any opinion you want. you just have to be open to ridicule when everyone else doesn't agree. i would never ban anyone for disagreeing, that would be pathetic on my part

i would NEVER delete any comment, unless, as you say, it included inane derogatory remarks. you asked for it (previously)

soperman said...

The rules of Blogging by Anon.

L Dude said...

@29: Version 1.0 had 2 typos. Version 2.0 has only 1 that I know of. I can live with one typo.

@anon: You might want to try something like this:

"this site sucks now, but not as much as the Bruins."

that might work.

HabsFan4 said...

Whoa! Since when did Anon become unhelmeted Darth Vader? Trying to make us feel all fuzzy and warm and empathetic after blasting homosexuals and awesome Jedis out of the galaxy?

No.

Fuck you, Anon.

HabsFan29 said...

Thank you L Dude! That's the type of insult I like

L Dude said...

OH SHIT! What if Dwayne reads this and sees my typo?! He might ridicule me and put my post in a virtual headlock! And my post won't be able to suplex him because he's a fat, bald grease monkey (no offence to mechanics) - just sayin' he's probably fat and greasy and tough to toss.

HabsFan29 said...

Could we get away from anon and blogging etiquette and get back to placating me with more "this is the greatest post ever" business?

Thank you.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@anon
It's simple. "this site sucks now" is not constructive, it's mean.
Feel free to go somewhere else.

"it depresses me"
Maybe you need another outlet.

Anonymous said...

@29 agreed, as much as I may be disappointed in the current state of the site all I want is more bashing of other teams and more shenanigans laced with expletives.

I would also like to apologize for the my previous incredulous behavior. Since it is playoff time I feel the need to right wrongs in hopes of keeping the boys in the hunt. However if they start to suck again I will revert back to my ways in case of my new behavior jinxing the team, and i expect to be deleted if this happens.

@LDude no site could suck as much as the bruins

Anonymous said...

ah much much better thanks habsfan4

GoldenGirl11 said...

@LD
I think that'll be my intro to dinner tonight... this shepherd's pie might suck but not as much as the Bruins.

HabsFan4 said...

No, anon, believe me, the pleasure is entirely mine.

Ok, that's all I've got for anon-factor.

Now, allow me this thought. If the Habs win in regulation tonight, it may very well be the last really important game of the regular season.

Do we want to finish any higher than 7th?

I don't.

Don't want the Sabres and nightmares of Ryan Miller if we finish third.

Don't want the Devils.

An Ottawa/Mtl matchup would be splendid for so many reasons but it's unlikely the teams can position themselves in the standings to make it happen.

Philly just bothers me but i think Halak can outplay their goalies, but again, like the Sens series, unlikely to happen.

We're left with Caps, Pens, Sabres and Devils as viable options.

Stay low boys. I kinda like Halak vs. Theo in a 7 game series, but the Caps have 25 points more than we do. It would have to be an epic performance in an epic series.

HabsFan29 said...

while I don't like what Marty might do to us, I think the Devils are eminently beatable this year.

of course with this kind of talk, we're just asking for a tailspin to 10th to happen

GoldenGirl11 said...

Finish in 8th. The better the team we play the better WE play. We can play against Washington. Remember Independence Day.

Habsfan10 said...

I am right fucking confused ... all the Anons need to frigging pick a handle and tell us whether they like us, are disappointed, or think we are sodomizing homos, because I can't tell who is who anymore. Unless it's all one Anonymous, in which case dude is schizo.

Where's Dubi and Prospect Park when you need em? We haven't been blasted by Ranger douchebags in fucking ages. Must still be bitter about that Gomez/Higgins trade.

L Dude said...

Washington after a Habs sweep. Or would that be Montreal after a Caps sweep?

Pepe Le Pew said...

How about winning 11 out of 12 and finishing first in our division.

Ok I'll settle for we win tonight, Ruins loose and Flyers get whipped (Brière just might like that).

I think Rhyno’s going to have a busy night, Gommer will get booed and the league’s bad boy Lapierre will stick it up the arse of Mr. Maggot himself , Dumbbell Avery.

Bill 101 said...

Flirting with hubris here?

a) make the playoffs

b) take on anyone except the Flyers

there may be some bad juju unfolding in Pensburg, we can take them. Same for Ovie et al. Brodeur might rise from the dead if playing Habs. Miller might have developed a dangerous taste for silver. Should be fun!

Moey said...

I agree with GG. Washington are beatable and there's nothing I'd enjoy more than watching Ovie crash and burn in the first round.

Off topic,

I was just in the Depanneur when this twenty something dude walks in with a 2 month old mini Doberman, so I say to him (while talking baby talk to "Rambo") "he's adorable and an awesome chick magnet." Dude says, "yeah, that's why I bought him." Gotta admire his honesty. Cool.

Chester said...

What the fuck has happened to this blog ? Dobermans, bench slamming, no boobs on the photoshop. JEBUS H CRIPES it's fucking March. Is everybody just taking a moment here ...? Who the fuck are the Beastie Boys and why are they important ?

Le Douze said...

@Anon - there we go, see @Chester's rant to know how properly bitch about the blog. (Or is that you, Anon, again, masquerading as Chester? It's sooo confusing...)

29, so you don't ban me, OMG, that is the GREATEST POST EVER! (Except for the one where Vodkov comes down from heav..., wait, that wasn't yours, nevermind).

GoldenGirl11 said...

Chester, Chester, Chester. So much sadness.
feel better soon

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GoldenGirl11 said...

Damn iPhone. I'm not THAT sad for Chester.

Le Douze said...

@GG - and you were complaining about how shocking Danielle Lloyd's Google image gallery was... I'm shocked, simply shocked!

(maybe that's just because I like 'em a little smaller.)

Ryan said...

Been following this site for about a year and a half, hands down the best post I've seen. Props.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Le12
I didn't actually look to see what I posted. I was at car pool and using my phone. I googled, copied and pasted. Jewish guilt not adding that porn to the album cover today. Can I say the words carpool and guilt or is that too ordinary for everyone. How about fucking carpool and bad ass guilt. That ok Chester? Anon, how bout you? Maybe you both need to just get laid and then you can be happy. And to anyone else who was considering taking out their lame jobs and bad relationships on this site today why don't you just fuck off instead. And once I'm at it HEY OVECHKIN BUY A TOOTH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK.

Le Douze said...

@GG - we love you when you're playing with an edge!

Lookout, Ovie, next time you're in town. There'll be a 40-something meshugina (with perfect 34C's) planning some impromptu dental surgery for you!

Moey said...

@chester @anon,

GG knows and so does Depanneur Dude, you both need to get laid, so get yourselves a cute mini fucking doberman pup.

HabsFan29 said...

thx Ryan. tell it to Anon

hey GG, I'm having some struggles at work and my g/f just left me. what say you?

bea.habs.fan said...

@le12 forgot the dentistry all it takes to distract Ovie is the 34Cs waving at him all night long.
we wouldn't care about his tooth IF the media would stop interviewing him in the hopes he'd be ocntroversial - we'd never see his open mouth.

WV: tere are no room for "whinis' in this site

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bea.habs.fan said...

@HF29 as per Moey get a doberman pup

(as Moeman would say - you'll always have your oven mitts)

Anonymous said...

not the same as chester dont be to suprised that there is more than one in disagreement with the faithful flock. Ecsp. with dull attacks from middle aged women. I can register my name as dickhead if you are worried about all of the anon's out there, just so you can get perspective on the downward spiral this site has become.

Bill 101 said...

Please forgive my naivete, but am I the only one who thinks it somewhat odd that people who dont like a blog continue to hang out on it?

Anyway, perhaps it is time to refocus and crank up the Avery/Rags hate.

Go Habs

moeman said...

Great parody 29.

Don't let the Anons Sabotage this blog.

When I visit the dépanneur I show up with a basket of kittens and bunnies.

Go you fucking Habs!

hfotwc said...

@anon ying dickhead fuck. get a life, get as job, get a haircut and get the fuck out of here.

Anonymous said...

@ bill 101, i never said i didn't like the blog i absolutely love the blog, as for the site i love the glossary the fact that it updates daily and believe it or not the times when the habs games are analyzed. I just dont like the other stuff as much, i know no one cares and its pretty much pointelss to post but honestly this is the only habs fan site i visit.


i also like sexy fridays since i haven't been laid and all.

Moey said...

@moeman,

You rule, kittens and bunnies. Excellent.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Anon dickhead
So you like the game (p)reviews and this is the only site you visit? Wow, I'd hate to be your dull, middle aged mother on mother's day.

hfotwc said...

gg, his mom him doesn't like him either.

Anonymous said...

@gg you aren't acting much like a lady today, in light of that i will still refrain from engaging in name calling with you...

btw do my previous actions/statements really warrant attacks on my mother? seems a bit much, i might have made fun of 29 but i would never disrespect someone's rents.

either way im done causing/being involved in fights good luck to the habs tonight

GoldenGirl11 said...

@anon
You're hilarious. Take those meds. Even when you feel good. That's the most important time.

Howard said...

@gg Great graphic today! What do you call a pair of tits between a Halak? A Halakrack! shikaboom!

Howard said...

I meant a Halak between a pair of tits!

bea.habs.fan said...

@Moe - wow bunnies and kittens.
bet it works better for getting laid than a doberman.

Howard said...

Good thing it wasn't Markov if you know what I mean!

dwgs said...

This is all I'll say on this particular subject.
Anon craves attention but his feelings of inadequacy lead him to believe that he isn't clever enough to gain that attention with smart posts. And if you can't be the smartest or the best looking kid in class, being the shit disturber is always an attractive option and an easy out. I was always taught to ignore children like this and eventually they get bored and go away.
And I'd be willing to bet this is the same dickwad that was hanging around a few weeks ago.
Halakarackashackalackaboom!!

Howard said...

Looking for the Dominictrix to school Avery tonight!

Michael said...

BREAKING NEWS: Deal for Anonymous falls apart when Habs Inside/Out insists on a psychological evaluation.

dwgs said...

@Michael, would you consider the deal for future considerations?

Howard said...

Anon sent to Bulldog Blog to work with Guy Boucher!

Michael said...

Future considerations would have to involve drugs, sex, cash and a blogger to be named later

Bill 101 said...

Whoa! Miller chased after 3 goals on 5 shots... the world upside down.

Go Habs

Moey said...

@bea,

It was a minature doberman, much like a chihuahua, he could fit in the palm of your hand or your purse and he doesn't get much bigger as he grows.

Number31 said...

Metro scores. Torts explosion in 5, 4, 3...

bea.habs.fan said...

@Moey
OK much more lay worthy. I was picturing a normal sized one and the ew factor kicked in

Moey said...

@bea,

Lay and sponge worthy.

HabsFan29 said...

just walked in. damn that after school drinking, i missed a goal

go you fucking anonymous pants!!!!

Massive Tits said...

Did anyone else recognize the awesomeness of that supremely awkward gloved 'high five' between Metro & Vodkov, after the goal? Please tell me I'm not the only one.

HabsFan29 said...

i also seemed to have missed many comments about sponge-worthy miniature dogs. i dont even want to know what that means

bea.habs.fan said...

@Moey perfect gets you laid and gets your housework done as well. (right up there in the naked vacuuming or Frenchmaid male fantasies)
I'm surprised guys don't all have one

Number31 said...

Crap. I'm out of grape juice and it's not even Passover yet...

HabsFan29 said...

@MT - just rewound the PVR to check the high five. awkward doesnt even begin to describe it

Moey said...

@29,

Google Seinfeld - sponge worthy episode. That 'splains it.

bea.habs.fan said...

I missed it.
what was awkward about it?
please

HabsFan29 said...

Moey, i know all about Elaine's affectation for the sponge. it was the connection to miniature dogs i didnt want to figure it out

Massive Tits said...

@29 Thank you! I'm not alone in this...I'm watching on the non-PVR tv, so I couldn't go back and watch it over & over, & the replays kept ending right before it happened!

@bea Markov went for the 'after goal' hug, but Metro wasn't lined up for it, so he just swatted Vodkov's hand before THEN going for the embrace. Imagine any of pre-Tiger-Woods'-nympho-overexposure odd/awkward high fives with his caddy. And then add skates. And two white guys.

...and a real sport.

HabsFan29 said...

@bea - like Tiger and his caddy at the Masters but with hockey gloves. and worse

HabsFan29 said...

beer me MT! but my Tiger / caddy reference came with video.

HabsFan29 said...

Renaud interviewing Kirk on the bench. it's like the Algonquin roundtable

Number31 said...

That's right, Rangers bench. Feel the burning glare of Tortorella.

bea.habs.fan said...

@MT + 29 thanks
had a feeling it was one of those weird awkward guy thing that girls would just laugh off if it happened to them

Massive Tits said...

29 - Touché. One point - 29! My excuse, however, is that I don't speak French but spend the extra 3.99 a month for RDS. Meaning I can't listen along with the game and can't take my eyes off the TV. From what I gather, this is a good thing because I have no idea how bad Brunet really is. Which leads me to a question: when do we get an official FHF list of shit commentators? Is Brunet worse than McSplooge, Cole, Neale, etc? Please help clarify this for the mono-lingual speakers, like myself.

bea.habs.fan said...

love how the guys at RDS can get over the fact that any hockey player would actally do their 4 years at university (Moore at Harvard)

HabsFan29 said...

@MT - wow. trying to compare BB, Neale, Mcsplooge and Cole is impossible. just put 'em all on the Mount Rushmore of crappy announcing

Massive Tits said...

29 - I'm thinking you should go over years of tape for each of them & then write a detailed list, so we can quote research whenever referring to them. ...OR... you can stab yourself in the testicles repeatedly and then bath in hot sauce.

I vote for option B. It sounds much less painful.

Howard said...

@Massive Tits: I don't know what's worse, being Mcsplooged upon, Cole's senility or BB's man crush for Gui! not to mention oy oy oy! doesn't he know it's supposed to be oy vey?

HabsFan29 said...

Jacques Demers should not wear turtlenecks.

Massive Tits said...

It might be because of living in Western Canada and I've seen/heard much more of him, but I think Jim Hughson is absolutely awesome. Minus his Vancouver bias and the "GREAT SAVE LOOOUNGO" bit that he does.
Nonetheless, I'd take that over Cole being 2-8 minutes behind the play.

YES! They just showed the high five.

kevincrumbs said...

Playing a 2 Unlimited song on an organ always cracks me up.

What fucking bullshit... Rangers don't deserve this goal.

hfotwc said...

@ massive tits. you don't understand penny pruny. how do I envy you.

Number31 said...

Weird bounce...

HabsFan29 said...

meh meh meh

hfotwc said...

fuckin avery

Moey said...

The Habs are too laid back. C'mon boys!

bea.habs.fan said...

of all people to score, it had to be the douche

hfotwc said...

fuckin avery

HabsFan29 said...

nice fucking acting you cocknocker

any penalty against avery i can get behind. make him bleed next time though

Number31 said...

How big is that penalty box?

Massive Tits said...

At least lil brother got a small piece of him.

hfotwc said...

there should be a free pass, even bonus point for any shots on fuckin avery

bea.habs.fan said...

I can't believe the fans are chanting his name.
the guy is lower than toilet scum; I don't care if he can play hockey.
any guy who holds court to diss his ex, deserves to be repeatedly stabbed in the testicles and bathed in hot sauce (thanks MT for that brilliant idea)

Number31 said...

Woooo they just played some Beastie Boys

HabsFan29 said...

nice job CHicken! 1 on 4. suck it, Torts

kevincrumbs said...

@bea: Say what you will about his sloppy seconds comment but the fact that he got six games for that compared to 0 for Cooke and 2 for Ovie shows how insane this league is.

Number31 said...

PING

kevincrumbs said...

Wow, Dubinsky just made Markov look like Komi right there.

Oleg Petrov said...

> Howard said...
@gg Great graphic today! What do you call a pair of tits between a Halak? A Halakrack! shikaboom!

Pair of tits btw a Halak > Halak btw a pair of tits. No contest. I can't visualize it...it's like the sound of one hand clapping, or something.

Epic graphic + souped-up suckerdom, says Johnny-Ryall-Come-Lately.

bea.habs.fan said...

@kc given that Campbell and Co. are always going on about precedents, I can't help but wonder what precedent there was to Avery's comment

Oleg Petrov said...

ps Why isn't wv in the glossary yet? I just figured it out now, months later.

HabsFan29 said...

Oleg the Glossary does tend to favour actual hockey stuff instead of site functions, i admit. i'll see what i can do

Moey said...

You should have heard McSplooge this afternoon with Melnick, splooging all over the Flames, he feels so bad for them...blah blah blah and trying to make Gainey look like the dumbest GM in NHL history. FUCK, he annoys me.

HabsFan29 said...

Torts' head may explode

CASH IN

HabsFan29 said...

on the other hand, Habs get a penalty and JM barely breathes

kevincrumbs said...

Apparently Michael Leighton is injured. Hopefully it means the Flyers have to depend on Boucher the rest of the way in goal.

HabsFan29 said...

we've had chances. that's something. is it?

kevincrumbs said...

@HF29: I actually think they look decent tonight, although the game isn't really holding my attention. Is it just me or does MSG always look dark and dank?

Number31 said...

omg Moey! I heard that too.

- Drink everytime McSTFU says "and I mean this sincerely"
- Drink everytime McSTFU says he had the priviledge of coaching whatever (you mean before you were fired by the Whalers?)
- Drink everytime he talks just 'cause you need the booze to drown him out.

I also can't stand the way he's trying to justify Ovie's hit. "He tuuuuuuuurned". Yea, well, so did Mike Van Ryn before TK smashed him but no one defended him like that.

I'm also kind of glad Pleks is waiting for the season to finish before maybe signing a contract (even if it makes us nervous) because, well, every player I've seen that gets an extension in the early or mid season, always falls flat on their face. It's a curse...

Number31 said...

@kevincrumbs - mood lighting.

Howard said...

I agree with JT...JM's tie looks like a paint swatch!

HabsFan29 said...

hey that was AC/DC TNT! No Sleep till Brooklyn sampled that

we're not gonna score again in this game. i feel it

gillis said...

TTTTITS!!1

HabsFan29 said...

i felt wrong!

Tits baby!!! nice bounce

gillis said...

@29: did you feel that?

Number31 said...

SERGEI! That's 4 goals in 3 games, coach.

bea.habs.fan said...

YEAH tits

HabsFan29 said...

N31, coach didn't even notice

gillis said...

LITTLE! TITS! IN BROOKLYN!

sorry just had to say it

HabsFan29 said...

goddammit i hate that over the boards penalty. probably cause Habs get one per game

Rips it, scores! said...

Gotta say I've been really impressed with the Habs performance tonight. This game would be over by now if it wasn't for Lundqvist. That said, 1 goal game and a Rangers PP = nervous Rips.

PS: Happy Paddy's Day, you blaggards.

bea.habs.fan said...

at least they stopped with the too many men

Number31 said...

29 - Ah, no wonder he's never on the powerplay...

L Dude said...

I missed the titty goal. Lucky bouncy tits or firm not moving with a sweet deke tits?
SOG 34-14. Wow.

HabsFan29 said...

Sergei is doing everything

L Dude it was big bouncy bouncy

Number31 said...

What? Action? Ok, back to sleep guys.

chris nilan said...

@ldude

pass in front of the net off the rangers skate tits.

aka dirty tits.

L Dude said...

Thanks cn. Dirty little tits. Got it.

moeman said...

Hey kidz, what am I missin'?

Out here in beautiful tronna for a week of tech training. Not like I wanna watch the streaky leaf vs. the shitty Sens.

kevincrumbs said...

Come on, Habs, get the third goal.

hfotwc said...

nice pass Gill...

HabsFan29 said...

moe at the risk of jinxing everything, so far so good

hmm, in TO and it's almost 10 pm. shouldnt you be in bed?

Anonymous said...

A third goal would be nice for sure.

A couple of quick thoughts before I sign off for the night.
How many give aways did Gomez have tonight? Probably as many as Gill or more.
Gomez and Gionta are small but tough, but I'd still like to see Pouliot stand up for that line a bit when they're getting roughed up. Hopefully he's re-signed and packs on about 20 pounds. gotta go

LD

moeman said...

@29, late night exam (sadly sans oven mitts)

Pleks is playin'? and winnin' face-offs!!!

kevincrumbs said...

WHAT FUCKING PENALTY?

HabsFan29 said...

oh cmon JM get mad at a ref for a change. where was the penalty???

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK YEAH!!!!

kevincrumbs said...

Rangers lose. LOLZ.

hfotwc said...

ET LE BUUUUT!
Way to go Plek!

moeman said...

Pleks!

Number31 said...

Rangers suck.

hfotwc said...

Fuck the Rangers, Fuck Avery.

kevincrumbs said...

Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, HEY, HEY, HEY, GOODBYE!

I think this type of game is what they had in mind when they hired JM.

Nice dirty shit when you've already lost and probably fucked up your season. Fuck off, rags.

HabsFan29 said...

fuck that cockknocker avery

HabsFan29 said...

JM just smiled! I saw it!

hfotwc said...

5 & 10 for the little weasel

boob gainey said...

Surprised at how poor the Rangers are.

kevincrumbs said...

I think you guys should re-run that original post with the ten reasons why the Rangers suck.

Rips it, scores! said...

Yeahhhh Boiiii, 6 in a row!

Moey said...

A display of douchebaggery second only to the Flyers.

Well done Rangers, you asswipes.

WV - nowcryo

Note to Rangers, you ain't making the playoffs, nowcryoselves to sleep.

Tina Fargnoli said...

simply A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!!!

Howard said...

I hate how they go from victory straight into BR...it's like going from heaven to hell!

GoldenGirl11 said...

Tina!

gillis said...

I still don't understand how the NHL can suspend mad max for 4 games and Ovechkin, 2.

PS habs rule

kevincrumbs said...

For the fucking love of Christ, Philly was down 3-1 against Nashville and now they've tied it up at 3.

HabsFan29 said...

you're harshing my buzz kc

habsss said...

What did Avery do at the end? Versus just showed the scrum and refused to show a replay.

wv: unded

Chester said...

Up yours

dwgs said...

The full title is actually Oh Bondage! Up Yours! Great song.

kevincrumbs said...

@dwgs: I agree. We need more X-Ray Spex on this blog.

@HF29: Well, at least the Preds won it in a shootout. Still, a bit disappointing considering the Phucking Phlyers came back from 3-1 down.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@dwg
That video clip should've come with a warning. Now I can't get that Yoko Ono scream-alike out of my head. Great find though.