Monday, March 01, 2010

The Morning Skate gets back to business for Monday, March 1st

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of being attacked by a giant beaver...
  • One last time, GOLD MEDAL BITCHES!!!! Sid the Kid redeems 2 games worth of sucking with one flick of the wrist, Canada wins 3-2 in OT. Props to Toews and Weber who made the All-Star team, and deservedly so. Props also to Steve Rick Nash who in our opinion was our most consistent forward throughout. And even props to Pronger and Niedermayer for waking up in time for the final. Look forward to watching a bunch of college kids in 2014;
  • One last mention of our non-medal winning yet outstanding cross-country skiing men, with Devon Kershaw just 1.6 seconds out of gold, ending up 5th in the 50k classic. We may have won a lot of golds in Vancouver, but I'll always remember the 4ths and 5ths of the cross-country skiers. I'm weird that way;
  • Speaking of golds, Canada sets a record with 14 golds in a winter Olympics. Very well done everyone. But don't think for a second it erases our memories of all the chokage from the first week;
  • Tom Pyatt gets called up from Hamilton. Wait, what?
Yes, that last bullet was to remind you we have to get back to the suckage now. Habs head to Beantown tomorrow and then it's off on a Cali road trip. Yawn.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

isn't Steve Nash a point guard ? must be the meth talking.

Michael said...

Steve Nash is not a forward. He's a guard ... in the NBA.

HabsFan29 said...

Boy you people are quick to jump on my mistakes. I must still have been hallucinating after the giant beavers. Fixed.

moeman said...

Sid!!!!!!!!!!!!

L Dude said...

I think it's time to start a pool.

When do you think Ken Hitchcock will drop dead from a massive heart attack?

I'm not sure he lasts the regular season.

Number31 said...

Pleks centering a pair of Tits! Wait, what? Habs talk? Bring it.

Am I the only one who's kind of worried at what Pierre Gauthier will do with that trade deadline?

Boob Gainey said...

I hope we trade half the team for Edmonton's first choice.

GoldenGirl11 (the artist formerly known as Nussbaum) said...

Karma. The giant penis didn't rise, the men choked, the women killed and they closed with giant beavers. It all makes sense.... except Michael Bubblé as a mountie doing a long version of a Carole Burnett skit about Canada. That was painful.

Michael said...

@29: We were all tripping on the sheer drama. On my blog, I had the winning goal scored by Bing Crosby.

moeman said...

I agree with Esther31, Goat scares me.

lawyergirl77 said...

So... It looks as though we have to suck gigantic donkey balls (or perhaps moose balls, in keeping with the theme of the closing ceremonies)in the preliminary rounds in order to win a gold medal.

Does this mean that sucking in the regular season will work for the Habs?

Someone get Martin a McGill tie, STAT!!

moeman said...

@lg77, we'd have to add Toews for Price to the sucking?

ToewsFranCHiseSaviour™

GoldenGirl11 (the artist formerly known as Nussbaum) said...

Does a beaver mean anything according to Chinese new year? The athletes looked a little freaked.

RiRi said...

Wow. It`s really over, isn`t? Sigh.

Why do I get the feeling Gauthier is either gonna be taking a day-long nap on Wednesday or making the most useless trade ever (i.e. acquiring another Dominic Moore-type player)...

P.S. Anyone see
THIS catfight between Breezer and Hartley? It might be staged but I couldn`t stop laughing!

"T`est pas capable de trouver une job, sti!"

subdoxastic said...

Caught the video of Breezer and Hartley going at it. Can someone enlighten me as to the context? Real or Faked, etc?

GoldenGirl11 (the artist formerly known as Nussbaum) said...

@Moe
The goat. Excellent.

Howard said...

After all the vivacious olympic hotties it's appropriate that we have our own tit sisters back and the GiantMexicanChicken rides again! As the Dropkick Murphys would say: "goin down to Boston"!

moeman said...

@subdo, it is likely staged but well acted. Would've been 10 times funnier if michel bergeron was on the receiving end of Breezer's blast.

moeman said...

The Bruins suck but Tim Thomas should be quite rested for tomorrow's tilt.

WV = stoxe, as in stoxe the fire cuz I'm stoxe for some Habs hockey. (yes I had too much champagne yesterday)

Go you fucking Habs!

ezzeloharr said...

This is pretty hilarious, guys:

http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2010/03/deadline-online-nhl-gms-hit-web-to-look.html

Chester said...

You know mine rises up just like those Olympic ones ... but how do you get flames to come out the end ?

Does it burn ?