Friday, April 22, 2011


Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of giving up the lead three times then losing in OT...
  • FUCK. More later;
  • At least our goalie wasn't pulled (again) like Luuuuuuu. Hawks 5 Nucks 0;
  • San Jose takes a 3-1 series lead thanks to a 6-3 win over the Kings.
We're in no mood for Sexy Friday, sorry. FUCK.


Orangeman said...

I haven't seen them play so well in the first half of a game in years, decades probably. Then again, I haven't seen them play the last half of a game with so little passion either. They had a PP to end regulation FFS. Give up a 3on1 1.5 mins into OT. Is this an NHL team?

I never gave up on them last playoffs, and I still won't now. But I don't know if I believe they can pull this one out.

Sad face.

Hadulf said...

We will win on the road.

Hadulf said...

Any chance that dude in the pic will be suspended? If Wiz was suspended for his blow job antics at Avery...this, in some way, is worse. Wiz was doing the gesture to another player...This guy is giving the finger to the people who are paying his salary...

I'm sure Buttman agree's with him though...

iRiRi said...

Couldn't agree more right now.


McPhee said...

I think they really should have conceded the blue line a little more and played a little more conservatively, perhaps falling back a little further in their zone, say collapsing further.

Oh right. That's completely IMPOSSIBLE.

I am sick to my stomach. I don't even want to watch our highlight-reel goals. So what if you score nice goals. You turn into a bunch of sissies everytime you take a lead.

Fuck this, fuck them, fuck the broons. Fuck fuck FUCK!!!!

lawyergirl77 said...

@McPhee - THAT was exactly their problem last night. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Only wanted to add my two cents of: FUCK.

Moey said...

On the bright side, it must suck more to be a Canuck fan this morning.

Number31 said...

Know what's awesome? Upon further review, both Ference's and Ryder's OT goal were offside.

Slow clap to the NHL for brilliant officiating in the series once again.

(Never mind the tripping forklift on Wiz to gain possession of the puck for Ference's offside goal).

That doesn't excuse the Habs for basically not playing defence though. That one sequence where Price made a routine save and left the routine rebound for his guy to take up the ice only to have everyone look at the puck like it was a disease, forcing him to leap onto it to stop play before a Bruin got it says it all. BAD DEFENCE!

Grrrreg said...

Call 911? How fucking original, anonymous. It's disappointing you didn't manage to add a diving/anthem booing/rioting/smurfs joke too.

Anyway. Habs missed a great opportunity but no matter how shitty we feel today, it's still a 2-2 series. Habs are the underdogs again, and I'm fine with that. Beat them in Boston, and finish this shit at the Bell center.

Steve said...

+Fuck, great call on Sexy Friday, so who is coaching Saturday.

What happened to shut down, chip the puck out for a couple of periods, Soap and Jaro 2.0 do not complement each other, stick in SM2 as 7 th D, and Chicken you played your last game in Montreal.

And how about practicing line changes on the fly, My Beer league does it better.

McPhee said...

It's like they were looking for a personality : "what are we, a take-and-cling-to-a-one-goal-lead team, or a kick-your-ass-wild-offence team?". It'd be nice if they'd figured that out by the THIRD time they took the lead in that game.

I know they normally have a letdown when they don't HAVE to win but last night was disgusting. I feel like smashing all of them in the face with a stick. Wake the fuck up! Pantscast might become pansycast!!

Honestly, the extreme carelessness that they displayed in the last two games was nothing less than a crime against hockey. That's worse in terms of hockey karma than a crime against mankind like big shaved gorilla committed when he was born.

I don't think they deserve to win anymore. You can be arrogant, but not to that point. That was flat out wrong. It cannot be rewarded.

I don't know, I'm at a loss right now. I feel like I lost a lot of respect for them. All of them, (except PFK and Giant). Especially Martin. Fuck, man, you got to realize at some point that your team is sucking at playing defense, so keep forechecking and let the chips fall where they may. At least if you go down in a run-and-gun kind of game it won't be as morale-devastating as this kind of pathetic display of sissyness.

Man, I'm really pissed. I can't remember ever being more pissed at a real Habs team (doesn't include any edition in the post-SSavard era). At least they always TRIED.


kevincrumbs said...

I agree with Hadulf that we'll win in Boston on Saturday night. Unfortunately, I don't think they'll win game six as it seems like they have difficulty winning playoff games at home.

We all would've taken a 2-2 series after four games, so I refuse to panic yet, despite the terribleness that was yesterday's game.

b said...

Hey, but we got the point, right? We didn't get the point? Ahh fuck!

Bettman has to suspend or fine mega $. If he doesn't he loses all credibility. He has no credibility to start with?

Mr. natural said...

Fuck! Had a terrible restless night, woke up still with the sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.

It's so discouraging, CHrist it's PHucken' game 4 the Phucken' game that makes or breaks any 7 game series and we give up a 2 goal lead playing like it's some worthless mid-season game.

Unlike last year's performances, last night's late collapse has me seriously doubting their ability to go far in the post season.

They played so poorly, CHrist they may as well have just stood in the paint with TFS for all the good they were doing at the blue line!!! Likely would have been more effective.

I haven't felt this bad after a game since the Carolina series...

Jesus H. PHucken' CHrist.

Feels like maybe if I vomited I would feel better, I don't know what else to say, I only came here because it seemed like the place to go and grieve with like minded ilk.


Habsfan1993 said...

Now more than ever, we need Sexy Friday. Don't let me down!

wv: "cuped", as in:
Cuped, pull back your bow, and let your arrow go, straight to Cintia Dicker's heart, for me!

Or at least into Zdeno Chara's heart so he drops fucking dead.

moeman said...

You can now go, straight to Cintia Dicker.