Tuesday, April 26, 2011

On the brink of a horrible, horrible death - Game 6 preview and open thread


Well this could be it. Not to be the Debbie Downer or anything (that's LG's job!), but Habs now face elimination. Sure, we went 5-1 in elimination games last year, but that was then and this is now and now is not then. The guillotine blade could slice tonight. The ax and the sky may be about to fall. The collapse may be upon us. The ice of the Bell Center could be riddled with necrotizing fasciitis. The long march to Bataan is almost over. The road to Baghdad is paved with blood. Etc., etc. Let's break the last taboo with a death-themed blog post. No one said this would be pretty.

Waiting on death row - 7 PM start from the Bell, where the Habs are 0-2 so far this series in case you didn't know. I don't wish death upon anyone, but if every member of the CBC broadcast crew could suffer some sort of accident in the off-season that is non-fatal yet prevents them from returning next year, I would be ok with that.

DIE BRUINS DIE doesn't have quite the same ring to it as DIE PHUCKTARDS DIE for some reason - thanks to CH-Cornelius for pointing us to the moderately amusing Days of Y'Orr.

"Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, which we ascribe to heaven." (W. Shakespeare) - closest thing we have to heaven so far in the series is Squid with his 7 points. TFS of course as well, who really can't be blamed for much, especially after he really rocked Game 5. For the Bs, Bergeron, Marchand, Thomas and (gulp) Ryder.

"In the cold, cold ground" (T. Waits) - A Mexican CHicken is in the guillotine for a reason. I would say our team defense has been pretty suspect all series. For the Bs, Krejci and Lucic have only one point apiece in the series. Imagine if they had been playing well. That's a total jinx for tonight.

At least it's better than palliative care - Neither DDD nor CHeez Whiz skated this morning so don't expect them in the lineup. Swiss Mister II, save us! Bs pretty healthy.

Losing your head to the guillotine - The Bs have yet to really lose their head so far this series. Credit to Julien I guess? We need them to do something really fucking stupid to get them off their game.

A fate worse than death - Chris Lee is the ref tonight.

Post-game adult entertainment - Linking to a necrophilia site is beyond even me. Linking to a video entitled "Female zombies craving for sperm", however, is right up my alley (nsfw, obvs).

(Hopefully not for the last time) GYFHG!!11!!!!

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Anonymous said...

''(Hopefully not for the last time) GYFHG!!11!!!!''

I don't know whether I should interpret the accidental slip of the #11 into 29's string of exclamation marks as a terrible omen for tonight or a potential sign that the mexican will wake up and lead a charge to bring us to game 7.

Either way, GYFHG!

Le Douze said...

Methinks that LG must have bitten you during the pantscast and now you have the doom disease.

On the other hand, I visited Montreal with my family on the weekend and we lined up on Saturday in a wet gale to get our four smoked meats (fat, of course), and we let #1 son stay up until the second OT wearing his filthy Koivu jersey watching the game on Grandma's 35-year-old TV and it STILL didn't work. So maybe you have a point.

Still,

GYFHG!!!

ti-cul said...

maybe the maxicant will give us that " 8 million $" goal.

GYMFHG!

Bill 10-4 said...

Pedal to the metal!

GYFHG!!

wv: In unitar, victory

Steve said...

Who does not love Zombies, well done 29.

In the world we grew up in, in a world were Justice was blind and democracy was well democracy, the idea of refs being gamers would be verboten, I am sure both of these fine gentlemanly will realize the eyes of Canada are upon them, and their personal honor is at stake and will conduct themselves accordingly, or they could call a skating while black penalty in the first two minutes.

I have heard Le Petite Demom is out for the season, hope they called up Pasta.

So I know the world has been waiting for my CBC worthy analysis.

If the refs get US dollars they may hold out.

First goal is kind of important.

They have to play more like a team and less than individuals, say it twice.

Most scary thought for FHF is hearing "Scott Gomez has the puck"

If PK Subban was more mature, it would make no differences.

If the Fourm ladies would stop wearing so much perfume, Jaro 2.O might stop dashing off at the most inappropriate moments, come on gals, on look at him and you can see he is a wild and crazy guy, who loves foxes.

If TITs scores in OT he has demanded little tits back, and little tits has not shown big tits in the playoffs so far.

If TFS has bought Lululemon stock, its clear the yoga will win this game.

Squid has a great shot, and if he is in range and shoots, we win big time.

Montreal will win this going away, a blowout, a rout, a fucking dominating victory for all time that will diminish our little world a bit because Cornelius will be so diminished his little fingers will not be able to push down on the keys hard enough to post.

Ghosts of victory past, and Gods of Hockey present, rise up, rise up, and make the puck bounce like the meth I drop that falls down the drain when the cops search me, make the refs have flashbacks and color corrections that have them calling penalties on the broons, make the goal posts of TFS attract pucks, like I do puck bunnies.

GYGHF

Steve said...

Referring to Cornelius I came over on the Gayflower as CH is like calling a penis an appendage designed for rape.

Steve said...

I did not have a two martini lunch, no it was closer to four beer.

GYGHG

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@steve "Goalie does yoga" is an old story in Boston. Thomas has been doing it for years.

@steve2 I have no idea what the fuck you're even trying to say with the second part. My ancestors didn't come over until like 1 or 2 generations AFTER the mayflower.

Steve said...

Hi Cornelius Hardenbergh

Sorry about the cheap shot at your family (how could I have stooped so low, I will reset my moral compass), I got the shit beat out of me one time by Horatio Hornblower and have never recovered.

I admire the architectural work of your family, I have been both a architect a marine biotechnologist and the Dictator of Canada in my short life.

We will take up a fund to allow you to do text to speech when your the loss tonite leaves you unable to type.

I have not seen Tomas do one yoga save, in fact he has been the benefactor of our many girly shots.
However, I love his back story and wish him well on the golf course.

GYGHG - and hope Cornelius gets the contract to make the new Champlain Bridge, and does not end up in the river.

moeman said...

Happy Birthday J.T. and

G Y F not dead yet H G!!!

soperman said...

I can't believe that your "Female zombies craving for sperm" link was "forbidden by rating check" on my office computer. It will be forbidden by rating check at home if Mrs. soperman sees it.

On the plus side those broons don't seem to know how to finish off a team, see last year with the Phucktards series.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Steve when your fund has collected enough for speech-to-text, let me know and I'll tell you where to paypal the money

kevincrumbs said...

My fearless prediction for tonight's game: Habs 18, Bruins 12.

lawyergirl77 said...

@L12 - believe it or not, I used to be really optimistic about the Habs and ready to defend them no matter what.

Then Jacques Martin was hired as head coach.

Then I started really taking a good long look at my team.

Then I started drinking heavily.

the Maritimer said...

@Steve, "Scott Gomez has the puck" means the Bruins are about to counter attack with two Montreal forwards caught deep. It's Julien's master plan don't you see.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Important question: are y'all rooting for Chicago or Vancouver tonight?

Steve said...

Hi Cornelius Hardenbergh,
I can not speak for Habsfan10, but I am solidly behind Vancouver, a team built around socialists (Swedish Twins) with brotherhood almost comradely. Go Nucks Go, win one for Jack.

moeman said...

Canucks and any Canadian team that makes the playoffs, except the leaf.

soperman said...

I am pulling for the Canuckleheads but only because I think another team should have the pleasure of beating them....

Le Douze said...

@LG - I know what you mean. Not much of a motivator or an inspiration to his team, and not much imagination. On the other hand, he does have the whole team pointing the same direction FWIW.

But it would be nice to have some inspiration now and then ... every now and then I've seen flashes from Lego, or from DDD, or whatever, but then the system kicks in .... it would be nice if we could develop our young players into 20+ goal scorers, instead of sending them away in disgrace to other teams to develop into them.

Anyway, all kidding aside it's good to hear your perspectives. I mean, jebus knows I don't come here for the semi-naked chicks, at least not exclusively.

Le Douze said...

I'm rooting for the Ducks ... ahh, fuck. Maybe the 'yotes? Hmm. Well, I guess I have to go with the Hawks.

Sofia said...

Go you Habs, GO!!!

They did alright in the regular season with their backs to the wall, so for fuck's sake do it tonight!!

Also, eff the Canucks. Go 'Hawks Go!

Mr. natural said...

Yes game 4 was crushing, sure game 5 kicked us when we were down but did that make us stop drinking? Ingesting meth? ice crem? NO! NEVER!

Did the Germans give up after we bombed Pearl Harbor?
Did Kim Jong Il give up after inventing the toaster?
Did the orchestra stop playing after the ship hit the iceberg?
Did Mulroney give the money back?
Did Dick Cheney give a PHuck after shooting Whittington (a lawyer btw) in the face? No he demanded and got an apology!

These are my heroes, history's giants, shining examples for us all to follow.

As Canadians what makes this nation of our great? I'll tell you.. it's apologies! We are the nicest people and the FHF and fellow habs fans embody this principle.

So on behalf of Habs fans everywhere I wish to tell Brad Marchand; "We are truly sorry that your nose is so long and sincerely hope that someone manages to push it in a few inches".

Sincerely,

Mr. n

P.S. Die Broonz Die!

GYMFHG!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Mr. natural

re: "Did the Germans give up after we bombed Pearl Harbor?"

I'll have you know my gchat status has been "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? GO BRUINS!" since after game 2.

Le Douze said...

@Mr. n - I had forgotten we bombed Pearl Harbour. At least we did 2 things right in our history! (The other of course being burning the White House.)

Steve said...

Mr Natural - Peal Harbour was a false flag like the bombing of Coventry, we had broken the Egnima Code by then.

Otherwise totally correct.

Chester said...

Talked to somebody who went to Beantown and saw a Beaner game. When the usher was asked if he would mind telling the people who were throwing peanuts to stop the usher just smiled and told him to call 911.
Win or lose I'll be happy to end this series with that team.

moeman said...

We?

Habsfan10 said...

Fuck the Canucks. Canuck fans are entitled fucking pricks who sure talk a big game for never fucking having won anything. Plus, if Vancouver wins, some fucking idiot Leaf fan will claim Brian Burke and Dave Nonis deserve all the credit - so fuck that.

And to hell with "cheering for a Canadian team". I'm not cheering for Man United against Schalke right now, I wouldn't cheer for the Raptors versus another NBA team, and I'm not bloody cheering for Vancouver just because they are North of 49.

moeman said...

Bonus for cheering for the Canucks, or any non-Toronto team is that it makes the CotU media choke on their own bile. Unlike 10, I haven't experienced the prickishness of the VAN fan but the hate that the toronto media has on for the Habs and the Nucks leans me towards supporting them. Also, what the fuck is a Raptor?

As for non-Canadian teams, I'd give Buffalo some back pats, if only because Ed Kilgore was a pretty decent sportscaster and that I want mike richards to fuck off.

orangeman can't sign in right now said...

It's important to remember that no matter what happens tonight the Habs have never given up a 3-0 series and 3-0 game 7 in said series lead like the Bruins did last year in what is considered one of the biggest collapses in professional sports history.

Some of you might think I bring up this historical fact too often. I ask you, is it ever not appropriate to remember the fact that the Boston Bruins, having a 3-0 series lead, fought back to get a 3-0 lead in the 7th game before completling their epic failure? I would even point out that this humilation took place on their home ice in front of their fans, but by the end siren only 50% of the seats were full. I think the RedSux had a double header that day.

Never Forget.

orangeman said...

Having said that, FUCK FUCK FUCK. The worst part about this (besides the probable early exit) is that I have leaf and broon fans talking about how we're being dominated and the only reason we won the first two games was because their top Dman was ill. 2 OT wins is not domination. And I think we all have something to say about injured defencemen. But that's all part of the game, I get it, but don't pull that excuse for the broons.

Just a win tonight, please. Pretty please. Score one early and then line up on the blue line. I'm not looking for an entertaining game at all. Gomez, just do...SOMETHING! Draw a penalty or run into Thomas skates first. Or get lost on the way to the rink. Think outside the box!

I believe! Sort of!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@HF10 I also think every Canadian-based team (except the Saskatchewan Roughriders) is stupid and smells and - don't tell, but - they eat crayons!

orangeman is thinking about that time the broons blew a 3-0 series and game 7 lead said...

Re: Van vs Chi. I was and still am rooting for the Nucks, but if the Habs do go out tonight I wouldn't mind the Nucks collapse taking some of the Canadian media jerk off session's attention. But at the same time, I doubt any team could repeat Boston's epic collapse when they blew a 3-0 series and game 7 lead last year (have I mentioned that?). That takes a special kind of suck. And I used to respect the ChiHawks, but they're kind of goonish assholes from what I've seen this season and series.

Moey said...

I bet an old school mate a bottle of nice Californian Syrah that the Canucks will not win the cup. There's something in it for me so fuck 'em. Even better if they crap out in the first. Said friend was born and raised in Montreal and jumped on the Canuck's bandwagon once she moved there. That in itself in shameful.

GO HAWKS!!!!!

Oh, and for the second to last time (glass half full) GYFHG!!!!

Moey said...

s/b is.

Mr. natural said...

@CH: apologies on that whole Nazi thing.

L Dude said...

@Corny: shhh. the crayons are the secret. those and beavertails. mmmm fried dough with sugar.

I'm thinking we need a rallying effort by us FHFers. Everybody grab a pic of their fave Hab current or past and keep posting. I've got Dryden, but 29 could have him too. hell we could all take KD the MP if we wanted to. Even though he had that short stint of insanity as prez of the leaf, he did fuck all to improve them, so it's all good. As a kid, I played net and rested my chin on my stick more than concentrating on the game. I guess he did other shit too to become one of the greatest NHL goalies ever. I was too young to realize this. Hence my mediocre living as a civil servant instead....but I digress.

Anyway, I hope to see a big game from our 'stars' tonight. Pucks that actually go in the net instead of hitting random players on the way in. Or could just be another game saving night by our saviour.
Either way GYOUMUTHAFUCKINHABSG!!!11!!1

moeman said...

L Dude, I'm da Rocket!

Steve said...

My Favorite all time Hab is The Rocket, read more about him than saw, but he made me love the Habs, hate the commmish, and prepared me for a lifetime of struggle against the man!


GYFHG - Beat the man, kick him in the balls, puke on his lawn, and piss on his solar lights until they short circuit.

kevincrumbs said...

@L Dude: Does Youppi! count?

Steve said...

No I am the rocket we will decide this on May 3.

L Dude said...

Oh, and go Hawks. But this is purely for hockey pool reasons. I cheer for the Habs and all other cheering is based on which team(s) need to win or lose to improve my chances of winning cold hard cash.

L Dude said...

@kev: Hell yeah Youppi Counts! He rocks the CH like no other large orange fuzzy dude I've ever seen!!!

Steve said...

Johhny Rockets floats over Roppongi Crossing like a fast food cruise ship without a gangway. The food really sucks, but I go there because I am a ROCKET MAN!

GYGHG

Steve said...

@Moeman you can be pocket rocket

Orangeman said...

LD: Ok, Cap'n Kirk it is. I have to be careful, though, as his smile has been outlawed in 15 states and 8 provinces for melting the pants off ladies (and many men, too). I was going to go with Koivu, but I want the aura of a Cup to be involved. Then I was reminded how the number 11 is being desecrated currently. Then I took a hit of meth and GOYOUFUCKINGHABSGOWOOOOOOOOOOMULLERSUBBANKOIVUROYNINETHREEFOREVERWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1111!1!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

ok kidz i am trying to recreate a thing from last year that worked well - go to a dive bar for pre-game and 1st period and rush home for the 2nd and 3rd. catch y'all later

if I had time, i'd change my avatar to Larry Robinson. specifically, beard and red 'fro Larry Robinson

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

I liked the movie "The Rocket" and all but fuck the habs.

GO BRUINS!

Orangeman said...

Yeah, well, I liked the movie "Disaster Movie" and all, but fuck the Broons.

moeman said...

Sorry Steve, this time you don't win. Je suis Maurice.

Orangeman said...

@Cornelius: I'd invite you to pick your favourite bruin as your avatar but this site filters out obscene material.

BOOM!

seriously though, you're an alright guy. Was it some form of child abuse that led you to the bruins? A primate fetish?

ti-cul said...

o-man; you can go on broonz daily and post all the obsceneties or what ever you want to post. Rest assure nobody is gonna read or comment on it.

fuck da broonz

dry modified genetically engineered ape dry and take Don Cherry back.


GYMFHG

L Dude said...

@CH: You can have Dryden as your fave too. You guys did draft him after all. Hope Guy Allen and Paul Reid work out for you.

LD

ti-cul said...

@anon. glad you don't like it. Now get the fuck out

Kmaxx said...

OK - Here we go with the ritual...I am expecting a thoroughly competent game 6 tonight.

Now GYMFCHG!

Orangeman said...

I really do mean Cornelius is an alright guy. It's like finding a compassionate Republican.

moeman said...

Two Canadian teams in playoff fight for life. Do you think hnic could've found the time energy, coin and pent up hate to do a pre-game show? Sick fucks.

moeman said...

Looks like CHeeze Whiz is playing...

iRiRi said...

GoYouFuckingHabsGo! This will NOT be the last game at the Bell this season. It just won't.

Prediction: Habs 4, Bruins 1

P.S. Go Hawks!

Steve said...

@Moeman I am going to fuck you up, on my puffy Canada jacket I will start wearing number 8 so fuck you I love him more

Steve said...

I have so much electrticy in my veins I should be shipped to Japan to power Toyko for a couple of days.

GYGH

moeman said...

Steve, #8 is is all yours.

moeman said...

No CHeeze Whiz.

SM2 on the O.

Roadrunner!

kevincrumbs said...

Fuck. Just realised the game's not on VS. Why can't I find an illegal stream of the game to save my life?

Orangeman said...

What universe is that not a penalty?

Oh yeah, Chris Lee's universe.

moeman said...

heh

LeBuuuuut said...

What a fucking surprise

moeman said...

Never fucking had it.

iRiRi said...

@kc - if you're in the u.s., it's on NHL network

THAT WAS SUCH BULLSHIT

moeman said...

Biased fucking call.

mr. west island said...

how the fuck was that a whistle? Oh, yeah. Chris Lee's universe.

moeman said...

Fuckers.

CHocula, get mad you fuck.

Orangeman said...

The game has already been decided. Why are we even watching? Fucking bullshit.

moeman said...

heh, hnic says let it go. Fuckers.

moeman said...

heh, fans can get the team a penalty? keep screaming FFS!

Steve said...

http://www.justin.tv/exou09/b/282247209?

http://ch131.com/
http://ch131.com/
http://atdhe.me/
Hey Kmaxx feel for you if these do not pan out

kevincrumbs said...

@iRiRi: Thank you x ten million. I didn't even think to flip over to the NHL Network.

Kmaxx said...

@steve,

Cheers buddy - I have the exnou09 feeding RDS tonight - lagging a bit but overall not bad. And the Habs are not lookikng that bad...I demand only competence!

Now GYMGCHG!

kevincrumbs said...

Too many men on the ice! Woo!

kevincrumbs said...

Five on three for almost a full PP. Gotta convert this motherfucker.

iRiRi said...

Score here or not, the next two minutes will kill me...

moeman said...

How is this 'a break' its a penalty?

moeman said...

Squid!

kevincrumbs said...

Squid!

iRiRi said...

SQUID!!!

Orangeman said...

Take that one away FUCKERS!!!!

SQUID!!!

LeBuuuuut said...

LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

Steve said...

Squid ASquid yeah Squid

Steve said...

Keen insight
The first goal is fucking important, I am a fucking genuis

Orangeman said...

Now we're going to hear that those two penalties were gimmes for the no-goal even though they were obvious. The sad thing is they probably wouldn't have been called if not for that bad call. No, the sad thing is the Bs will get a couple of even up calls soon.

Steve said...

@Orange man, who is your avatar, number 11

Steve said...

Go lego, the evil empire is about to fall

moeman said...

Steve, get an avatar and don't wait until May 3rd.

Orangeman said...

@Steve: is that a real question? Not being sarcastic.

Steve said...

Thank you CBC for giving me so much time to post I never had in the past

Steve said...

@Orangeman, I am having De ju vu and yes number 11, Perrie Lambert? no haircut is wrong, I am not that good at math or players numbers seriously

moeman said...

I say Squid shot that long one into fathomas on purpose to challenge the biased refs.

Orangeman said...

Kirk Muller.

the Maritimer said...

C'mon guys, 1 isn't going to get it done.

Steve said...

@Moeman, is this the gravator way to get one, I am barely operational in the shoe tying deparment, case in point my struggle to link the puck bunny

Steve said...

@orangeman yep I should have known that.

Orangeman said...

I have thought that the officiating has been fair and consistent all series.

Until today.

moeman said...

Steve, do it via your blogger account.

bob cold says the crowd is refereein' da game. Sure thing you senile old fuck.

Orangeman said...

@Steve: No biggie, I just didn't understand if it was a question or a statement.

Orangeman said...

And here comes the even up calls. Make sure they have the fresh ice, fuckers.

kevincrumbs said...

Ahahaha. Bergeron.

Steve said...

I can not make fun of Pretzel to much, cause I have my own what some would call a deformity and what the ladys call ten pounds of pounding fun.

moeman said...

Fuck you gary galling, you fucking bruins apologist.

Orangeman said...

The other ref is trying to temper Lee's bias.

kevincrumbs said...

I'll take it so far. Win the remaining two periods, boys.

moeman said...

4.4 secs left, puck at the bruins blue line, bob cold says they can still tie it. STFU old man.

moeman said...

kc meant, "I'll take it so far. Win the remaining five periods, boys."

Steve said...

@Moeman, I do not have a blogger account, but I will set one up post haste, title, I am the Rocket, if he wore number 8

moeman said...

Of course you do Steve, otherwise you would be Anon.

the Maritimer said...

Two more periods of the System?

Number31 said...

LOL refs.

Orangeman said...

McLame his senile fool saying the 5on3 was a gimme (the too many men was an accident!!!). What'd I say?

moeman said...

Here comes the disgusting resident racist "we're even". He's losin' it. Love it.

Orangeman said...

"I don't want to talk about Timmy Thomas, he's been great. One goal, and it was a weird one".

Uh, two goals and the first one was embarrassing.

Note: I'm not one of those that believe the game would be 2-0 because who knows what would have happened. But Thomas has let in two legit goals, not one.

code_monkey said...

What's with all this we talk... shit there's a reason I avoid this shit... fuck you cherry.

Steve said...

Just when Cherry can not be any more stupid he brings up the NFL on a hockey playoff

Orangeman said...

I just did a thought experiment. I imagined that non-goal went the other way. I had to stop when Cole, Galley, McLame and Cherry started making my ears bleed in my head.

iRiRi said...

I'm watching CBC tonight for the first time this series and I have to say, I don't know how you people are still alive.

Kmaxx said...

From all the comments I'm reading I am really glad I don't watch a CBC feed. Sure the boys on RDS have their "patriotic" moments but overall they are easy enough to listen to. Joel can be a dickhead from time to time and I did almost puke up dinner when that fuckface Tremblay came on, but overall it still sounds better than old bob cole and the rest of old bruins doing the broadcast

Steve said...

@Moeman, oh shit, my crew just told me the Rocket was number 9, a mistake anyone running for the big office could make, I mean could Iggy or Jack do better? Anyway I might need that for a photo op, I see you are a bit hostile, so how about I do not sing your favorite song off key and embarassing and you give up the ROCKET.

Kmaxx said...

OK - here we go - Another competent performance please...

Now GYMFHG!

Steve said...

Oh Fuck me, TFS farts, shit

Orangeman said...

Every time I think "Price will make sure we win this" he ends up letting a weak one in. I'm sorry, he was our best player this season, but he's gotta make those saves.

iRiRi said...

Price should have had that but surely, Spacek could have done more than just stare at Seidenberg.

HabsFan29 said...

well i was gonna say my plan is working to perfection, but i get home and it's 1-1. all my fault

Steve said...

We win and lose as a team, and so far Price has been the team

kevincrumbs said...

Can we get a fucking replay, CBC?

iRiRi said...

Ouch. I take it back.

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK YOU LUCIC

moeman said...

See ya later fucker.

Orangeman said...

What an unbelievably thuggish, pathetic classless team. It's like they're animals that can't control themselves.

kevincrumbs said...

Well, not sure why B's fans should care about Lucic being tossed from the game. Not like he's actually scored during the series or anything.

moeman said...

heely "if he's not really hurt".

Go fuck yourself you cbc/hnic fucker.

Steve said...

So collie how many games does Pretzel get? Ask mr jacobs. Fuck that is why I told Mr Molsons Vagina to boycott this fucking game.

iRiRi said...

The Bruins disgust me.

And they cut to Patches watching from up top...

Guillaume Theoret said...

Goons gonna goon.

moeman said...

On another note, CHocula, show some fucking emotion!

Orangeman said...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back to blaming the owners of the Habs.

moeman said...

Ghosts.

kevincrumbs said...

Bergeron trying to help out his homeboys, apparently.

Orangeman said...

Is Bergeron on our payroll now?

Steve said...

For Patches, for Jaro 2.0 score a fucking goal motherfuckers

iRiRi said...

OH. MY. GOD.

moeman said...

G I O !!!!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

GIO!!!!!!!

kevincrumbs said...

Take that, fucking Bruins. Gio!

Orangeman said...

GIO!!!!!

iRiRi said...

GIO!!!

Steve said...

fucking eh

LeBuuuuut said...

CAPTIAN GIO!

moeman said...

Need another one boys.

HabsFan29 said...

Cold is a little too excited the Bs are gonna kill the rest of this

Steve said...

Gomez did not totally fuck up that power play,better than usual

Steve said...

Buttman says payback is a bitch or a cell call

Orangeman said...

Given, I haven't seen the replay, but did anyone doubt they'd get an even up call?

Kmaxx said...

Not feeling too good about this next 2 minutes...

Competence!

Orangeman said...

@29: "The Canadiens have had 8 shots on this powerplay and Thomas has stopped all of them!!!!" -Cole

Uh, except that one. You idiot.

moeman said...

galling rips Hamr and cold says the Bs are 'looking good'. Sick fucks.

Steve said...

People thought Karberle was useless because he played for the Leafs, well that and he is useless

moeman said...

cold has no clue was is going on on the ice. Kudos to hnic.

Curtis Robinson said...

Whistle! Thank God!

kevincrumbs said...

Marchand pulled a Kovalev there. Endlessly skating around with the puck and ending up with fuck all.

Orangeman said...

@Steve: A useless leaf is redundant. Like a thuggish broon or an ugly phlyer.

kevincrumbs said...

Jesus Christ, JM. Your boys take another too many men on the ice?

HabsFan29 said...

aaah, classic too many men. makes me feel better in a way

moeman said...

Nice PKing.

kevincrumbs said...

Good PK.

Orangeman said...

Fuck it, I say just keep getting penalties.

HabsFan29 said...

no one kills a too many men like the Habs. we have a lot of practice

Steve said...

You know that fucking system that bored us to death all year, you practiced it untill we pucked go system

Orangeman said...

And the refs agree.

moeman said...

TFS™, stay, in, your, net.

Steve said...

FUCK OFF BUTTMAN

HabsFan29 said...

keep calling Habs penalties til the Bs score. good work, NHL

kevincrumbs said...

Carey... did you pick up your puckhandling skills from Jaro or something. Christ.

moeman said...

WhereTF was the hook?

kevincrumbs said...

Fuck, this team is going to kill me.

moeman said...

Good call on the ugly as fuck horton.

HabsFan29 said...

good even up call NHL!

Orangeman said...

I went through a rainbow of emotions on that play. But I'd like someone here to make a GIF of Chara's face on that check by Pleks. Priceless.

Curtis Robinson said...

Chicken!

kevincrumbs said...

No goal but Gomer running right into Thomas is okay with me.

Steve said...

Its Star Wars, bring on the Ewoks

moeman said...

Still up.

kevincrumbs said...

That period was not good for my health.

HabsFan29 said...

whew. 20 MINUTES OF COMPETENCE, PLEASE

Curtis Robinson said...

2-0 Philly.

moeman said...

PHucktards up 2-0

Steve said...

We are going to win this game. Full Stop one period.

Steve said...

Fuck the PHtards

moeman said...

Nice cumload heely.

moeman said...

heh, heely comments on Bell Centre fans. Go fuck yourself you fucking CotU hack. Someone punch that fucker in the face!

Orangeman said...

For what it's worth, Kerry Fraser agrees with the call on DoucheDick over on TSN. He also gave a "Dude, what the hell" on the non-goal (paraphrased).

Meanwhile HNIC is jerking off over Thomas.

Steve said...

Heely makes less insightful comments than me, and thats fucked, cause I

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