Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The late night early morning game 7 day skate

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of / having nightmares of the NDP holding the balance of power in Canada...
  • GOD FUCKING DAMN that felt good. Habs 2, Bs 1. All hail Squid and TFS and the 5 on 3. Squid now averaging more playoff points per game in a Habs uni than Guy Lafleur and Jean Beliveau. Milan Lucic is an asshole. More later;
  • DIE PHUCKTARDS DIE... is a rally cry that failed us last night as the PHucktards move on with a 5-2 win over the Sabres;
  • The Nucks needed a great game from Luuuuuu and overtime (after Chicago tied it with a shorty with under 2 minutes to play) to finally put away the Hawks and advance with a 2-1 win.
For some reason the NHL highlights aren't working. Conspiracy! Anyway, the Yahoo! highlights seem to work, so enjoy these long form video highlights after a win while you can because we're right back at it in less than 16 hours.

45 comments:

Mr. natural said...

Man you stayed up late/got up early!?

I'm confused.

PHucken PHucktards, Die already.

All is well we got dem Broonz right where we want 'em!

GYFHG!

Broonz suck Donkey balls.

soperman said...

I feel good. Just the thought of Lucic and his two game suspension. (laughter in the background)

soperman said...

The conspiracy is complete. The yahoo highlights aren't working either. The NHL will announce game 6 will be played in Boston tonight and Dr. Mark Recchi will say Jaro wasn't actually even hit...

Oh yes, and any puck within 25' of Tim Thomas will be blown dead even if it is travelling at 95 mph....

Orangeman said...

So it all wasn't a feverish dream? Oh, how delightful! Love Julien blaming the 5on3s after the game. Hey blowhard, worry about your own PP. And job.

bea.habs.fan said...

tried to post thi smorning but the system kept on telling me to go register.
It's been quite a bit of a problem posting on this site from home.

true to form tonight I will not be really watching the game just kind of following it from a distance and PVRing it

GYMFWHG

Steve said...

I still can not believe the call on the first non goal, fail.

Lets guess how many games Pretzel gets, oh that would be Zero!

Sometimes the system is beautiful.

GYGHG

Habsfan10 said...

In other news, Dickie Moore IS AWESOME.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Calling it now: Lucic gets the same suspension that Mike Richards got: nothing.

soperman said...

Geez corn-hard, that is a no brainer. Boston's thuggism is sanctioned by the league and Dr. Mark Retchi is the league's consulting physician.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Don't forget doctor alan vigneault, who diagnosed one canuck defenseman as "having a red spot on his face" (concussion, out a couple weeks).

But yes, I assume they just sort of give Recchi a doctor's title because he's so old. Maybe he got an honorary degree from University of Kamloops? Ever think of that?

Steve said...

Hi Cornelius Hardenbergh,

Welcome to the suck, will you be pulling for the Habs on Thursday?

soperman said...

@ corn-hard

Very funny. But what would you expect from Vigneault? He thinks Greasy Bob is a good goalie.

As long as Mike Murphy (Greg Campbell's godfather) doesn't decide to make them replay the game because the refs shouldn't have kicked Loosestick out.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Steve If it was Montreal vs. a Nazi-bread team of genetically engineered Hitler-clones, I'd have a tough time picking who to root for.


Yo, but how about that shorty by Toews last night? Holy shit.

Steve said...

@Cornelius Hardenbergh

For what has been all in all pretty stinky hockey with mostly terrific goaltending, it has been highly entertaining.

Boston fans probably hate the trap coaching of Julien as much as Hab fans used to hate the trap coaching of Chocula, but now we all love the system and Chocula is genius. At least next year you will have a new coach, and no Karble.

There is no way I could cheer for Boston or the PHuctards.

Steve said...

I did not see the Toews goal, anybody got a link, I looked but nothing posted.

Habsfan10 said...

@ Cornelius:

At least with a Nazi-bred team of genetically engineered Hitler clones, the Habs would have a size advantage. Also, we'd bring Markov back early solely to lure all the Hitlerclones into the long, dark cold Russian winter side of the ice and pummel 'em.

soperman said...

So the Broons aren't "a Nazi-bread team of genetically engineered Hitler-clones"?

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@soperman Only Seidenberg

soperman said...

I would have said "especially Seidenberg", but whatever...

Steve said...

@Cornelius Hardenbergh

I expected a little bit more fight about the outcome of tonites game?

Has Boston nation just faced the reality they are leaf nation south?

Steve said...

Okay I have created a blogspot with my photo

Steve said...

@Moeman, as far as I know Richard never played guitar for the clash?

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Steve Every fanbase has its share of sadsack pessimists.

Anonymous said...

Whiney little bitches......

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Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@anonymous I agree, lots of whiny bitches everywhere

@steve have a little respect, Boston at least has cups in the post-expansion era

Steve said...

There were some Habs fans, not me of course really down after the two overtime loses.

Steve said...

All my Habs memorabliea comes from Erle at his excellent site

kevincrumbs said...

I'm annoyed that we fell short of 150% ice cream in the Game 6 thread. I blame myself.

Steve said...

@Cornelius Hardenbergh

True enough, I cant think of any original 6 team that has not won post expansion, oh wait Blue and White sweaters, smooth skating useless castoffs, the Leafs, its always good to bash the Leafs.

Steve said...

@Kevincrumbs

Now that I have pictures, I will probably post more frequently

Steve said...

Alright, time to be all business. Mex is on the bubble, half Mexicant and half Mex. The rest of the team played aces.

GYFHG

lawyergirl77 said...

Dear Anon - the constant whining about the Habs and their fans being whiny little bitches is, well...

... making Bs into whiny little bitches too.

Mr. natural said...

@orange, reference Julien blaming 5 on 3s.

Too many men + puck hit skate it's a must call

Two hander breaking opposing stick it's automatic

Puck over glass delay of game it's automatic

And Lucic was gonna get at least a minor anyway, so stop whining.

Hey Claude did you get a goal stolen in the first few minutes?

So shut the PHuck up!

I hope he's still upset tonight ' cause they play shit when he starts freaking out.

GYMFHG!

Steve said...

The official Club de Montreal Steve photo supplied by GG, thanks.

The official Club de Montreal puck bunny. Kelly, she want to change her name because it sounds Bruin. She dreams of being Jumped by PM Jumpin Jack.

GYFHG

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@anon, lg77

habs fans are whiny bitches, this is an established fact. The trick is, after all these years of rivalry, to move onto more clever things to snip at each other about.

Did everyone see Maurice Richard getting ghost-busted by the days of y'orr folks?

Steve said...

@Cornelius Hardenbergh I would not say this if I did not think someone else may have noticed how dumb it was to put the cover on shaved apes howitzer. I am sure it scared the shit out of everyone in range including TFS. Dumb move by dummies, but thanks.

lawyergirl77 said...

@CH - saw that. Laughed a bit but, honestly, the "Habs fans are whiny bitches" is getting old to me.

ALL fans are whiny bitches when their team doesn't win.

But when that's the only joke, it starts to become lame.

Agreed that some Habs fans are no better with tagging Bruins as Big Bad Bullies (which is an equally established "fact").

But, seriously, dude, Bs fans (including the Y'Orr peeps who are usually funnier than that) are looking like the racist/homophobic mouthbreathers over at Pens Blog. Present company excluded, of course!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

"ALL fans are whiny bitches when their team doesn't win."

Ugh I know, it's the worst. On both sides.

Can't we all just agree that the Bruins will win tonight and that's a great thing? Seems like I'm the only one on either side of the rivalry who thinks that sometimes.

Steve said...

@Cornelius Hardenbergh

There was little chance of that given the improved play of Montreal.

And my Lego avatar has caused a positive disturbance in the force.

the Maritimer said...

@CH, flip a coin for tonight, but the pressure to win has to be on the Bruins.

You guys will have to learn to not deal with the leaf. Your team has been tainted by leaf stench.

Oh yeah, Milan looks lost out there but don't give up on him, he's only 22. He and PK will provide years of rivalry excitement unless they trade him (Lucic) to San Jose...

Anonymous said...

We got this one tonight. butter!

soperman said...

@ Anonymous

You are so right! The Habs will kick ass tonight.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Maritimer I don't know what's up with Lucic but I'm guessing he's playing hurt. He was a beast to start the season but near the end and in the playoffs he hasn't contributed nearly enough.

Luckily we've got Marchand in the big-nose big-goals department.

moeman said...

Game review is up boyz.