Friday, April 22, 2011

WTFHFuck! ~ Wasn't that the shit?! Habs fuck things up, lose 5-4 in OT to the fucking bruins ~ Game Review and Fucked over Open thread

Its a new fucking series kidz,
now a best of fucking 3,
on the fucking road again,
home ice advantage seems
to be fucking worthless.
No Sexy Friday?
Not so fucking fast.
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What the FUCK happened CHocula? Did you ...
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Now CHoke the fucking CHicken!
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A F U just 4 U
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Who fingered Andrew?
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Have a Good, Sexy, Friday FHFers!
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Le corps du CHrist d'Ostie'd CHill Pill
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PleXXXe says we are still the
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Bonne 53' Fête Sexie Andie!
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I'm looking at you 29!
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FHFuck You!

I see you leavin' my town

With the game i love and i’m like,

FHFuck you!

Oo, oo, ooo

I guess that seeing the Pocket

Wasn’t enough i’m like,
FHFuck you!

And FHFuck Anon too!


Geoff said, if i was riCHer, i’d still be with ya
Ha, now ain’t Mex some shit? (ain’t Mex some shit?)
And although there’s pain in my CHest

I still wish you the best with a …
FHFuck you!

Oo, oo, ooo

Yeah i’m sorry, i can’t afford a loss in OT,
But that don’t mean i can’t get you there.
I guess ferrence is a fuckface, proof is on my TV,

But the way you play your game ain’t fair.

I pity the fucking fools that left after Game 2

(oh shit they're black&gold big diggers)
Well
 (just thought you should know Beanah)

Ooooooh

I’ve got some news for you

Yeah go run and tell your FHFriends
Now i know, that i had to blog,
Meth and streak and cry but not CHeat.


Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
‘Cause being in love with Habs' ass ain’t CHeap.
BTW, I pity Nucks who falls in love with Lou

(oh shit Collie's a game rigger)

Well
 (just thought you should know Chesta)
Ooooooh (I really hate your ass right now)

I’ve got some news for you
Yeah gotta run and tell my FHFriends
Now PFK!, TFS™, Gio, why d’you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?

(CHicken so bad, Jaro 2.0 so bad, Mex so fucking bad)
I tried to tell Chocula but he told me
 “yes this one was bad”
(fucking bad, so fucking bad, really fucking bad)

Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!

Whhhy OT!? Oh! I love you oh!

I still love you. Oooh!

Go You FUCKing Habs Go!

31 comments:

Mr. natural said...

@HF29: RE: off-sides, unfortunately (irrelevant today) two line pass is OK since 2005(?) and you really had me working on the Ference goal but I was finally able to freeze frame and it also was onside.

I hate my life.

Only thing I want to add since my last post is I will be curious to see if the NHL does anything (or if it even gets a mention) about Ference giving the finger to the crowd.

Let's just call it the NBA and everyone can dress and act like a thug and the League will support it while pretending they don't.

AWwww PHuck I'm outta here.

SHIT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! SHIT!

moeman said...

fucking ferrence fingered for $2500.

Steve said...

Fucking excellent rewiew Moeman and GG. I never heard the fuck you song before LMAO.

One more fucking stupid thing, Chocula after he has lost the lead for the 6th time, call a fucking time out after the PFK goal, holy fuck.

Has anyone broken down the OT goal, now PFK burned his wheels at the wrong time, but who did not backcheck to save the game?

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Steve
I just woke up. That was all Moe.

Tom said...

Spacek has been on the ice for five of the last eight goals against Price. I don't see anything he is bringing to the table this series. He's not offensive, he's not defensive. He's not blocking shots. He's not clearing the crease.

But he and Subban are the only two dmen we have signed for next season. Yippee!

Kmaxx said...

Man - you need to put a "child Alert" before that post. Had to instantly hide the laptop and ask my kids to leave the room.

More later!

GYFCHG

HabsFan29 said...

Andie McDoweell is 53? FUCK im old

Not Geoff Molson said...

Fuck I must be getting old. I remember Bob the Angry Flower when it was in the University of Alberta's Student Union paper.

27th anniversary of the Good Friday Brawl (which actually happened on 420)

McPhee said...

I'm reading the Habs comments today..fuck.

They still manage to be fucken flippant about the whole thing.

"Relax, dudes. So what he gave you the finger? That's just like, you know, funny and stuff".

McPhee said...

PS anyone still calling me Mr. Molson?

iRiRi said...

This parody CHeered me up a lil' bit. Nice work, moe.

I still have hope they'll win the series but man, they sure like making EVERYTHING so hard for themselves. I mean, three blown leads?! COME. ON.

@Tom - You're wrong about Spacek. He IS offensive. To the game of hockey. Sigh.

Boob Gainey said...

Two ways to look at this thing. OK three.

1. Close hard-fought game between two evenly matched teams. As it should be it's now 2-2, and either team can still win the series.

2. We shit the bed. The game was ours. The Bruins were shell-shocked at 3-1. Then Price let them back in with some weak goals, and the rest of the team just froze after that. Reminsicent of the Philly series in 2008. Bruins in 6.

3. We've significantly outplayed them five on five. Price gets his mojo back and this series is ours.

I know there is an idea out there that Martin is to blame. Sorry, but you'd have to know less about hockey than Jean Perron to think that. What do you think: he told the players to stop skating?

Boob Gainey said...

@Tom - I was surprised to see Spacek dress. He has been absolutely horrendous all year and especially since his return from injury.

Thing is, Mara isn't much better. Weber will be a good one I think, but he's not ready.

Picard (yes, Alex Picard) would be my first choice, but he is injured.

Steve said...

@Boob Gainey

1) Dressed Chicken
2) Did not call a time out
3) Player management that lead to a 3 on 1. Dod not play Lego, did not bench Gomez. Should have split up Sopel and Jaro 2.0

This loss is all on Chocula

McPhee said...

How about a little timeout?

How about making in-game adjustments? When you see your team is falling apart you do something, anything. Putting Auld in couldn't have hurt either. TFS was clearly shaken.

It was plain for everyone to see that the team was falling apart. In those times the surest path to defeat is doing nothing, which is exactly what Martin did.

I'm slowly calming down but I can't remember ever feeling more let down and embarrassed by my own team. And I've felt embarrassed and let down by this team before!

Could they possibly have taken this series and their fans less seriously? What the fuck, do they really think we want to see them have FUN? Fuck, even we as fans who go to the game we do NOT demand to be entertained. We just demand one win out of two home games, is that really too much to ask? Against BOSTON?

FFS, I'm not calming down that much after all.

Moey said...

@McPhee,

Look on the bright side, didn't they lose both game 3 & 4 in Montreal last year against the Caps? They were down 3-1 going back to Washington. And the rest, as they say was history.

Concentrate on that and forget about last night. I'm sure the Habs already have.

Steve said...

I will never forget, I saw three people approaching me in a parking lot today and I ran away screaming

moeman said...

Steve, NDPers, nurses or uniformed officers.

Steve said...

@Moeman, May 3rd I will either have my way with Canada, bend over fuckers, or I will be in jail, politics is more exciting than the Canadians with a lead.

moeman said...

Steve, "bend over fuckers, or I will be in jail" , aren't these the same?

Steve said...

@moeman, difference is giving or receiving. Or as I like to say, as long as one innocent person can not be imprisoned on my whim, then nobody is safe.

boob gainey said...

@Steve and McPhee

Sorry mates. You're dead wrong about this. The Habs have exactly 4 forwards who have any hope of putting the puck in the net.

But yeah - if Martin had only called a time-out at 3-3. What would have happened exactly? We scored the next goal, remember?

moeman said...

harper has got whims, many. Please Canadians, do not give this psychowarden a majority.

Steve said...

@Boob Gainey, there is no player in coach. This team for better or worse has one plan, let TFS stop the first puck and then clear the rebounds, when the team suddenly thought they were the 86 Oilers or it was Mario Lemiux instead of Superplexxxe, it was up to Chocula to disabuse them. It was up to Chocula to split up Jaro 2 and the ice.

Steve said...

Fuck Boston has us at each others throats, oh the humanity.

Number31 said...

Uh.....Pouliot was in the pressbox last night.

And you want Price to stop the puck? He fucking did. Tell the rest of the team to do their fucking jobs 'cause without him they'd be swept in 4. Most noteworthy head-up-their-asses: Gomez couldn't deal with any defensive assignments last night, Gionta had the suck of his center wearing him down (was right next to Ryder on that OT goal and did nothing), Spacek going what the where leaving Sopel dazed and confused. Seriously, bring back the Swiss Mister 2! At least he can move...

They were their own enemies in that game, much like the Canucks taking a big dump except they actually scored goals despite apparently being small and inept. (Not that I care, I hate the Canucks and hope they keep on choking).

Also don't care Price wasn't a finalist for the Vezina. Just proves more the fact that if you play for the Habs don't expect to be given any recognition for any awards today. They're the Rodney Dangerfield of the NHL. Even Lundqvist deserved the nod more than LOLongo considering what he's playing behind and how many shutouts he had to have for the Rags to even get in the playoffs. And the trophy is a curse. The winner seems to suck the next season. Calder seems to be a similar curse.

Steve said...

oh fuck Chicken was in the press box, so what I have CBC skill level, I am still correct. What I meant is SM2 should have been in the lineup, but I cant really blame Chocula for not doing that, I stand by the rest 100*

Number31 said...

Bobby Fucking Ryan with the goal of the year.

Mr. natural said...

@31: Wow what a goal! But Preds won game and series lead. Meanwhile in other news Die PHucktards Die!
Ha ha ha ha ha and those PHucks put in Leighton after the third goal of the first period.

Repeating last night's top story Die PHucktards Die! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

That is all.

GYMFHG!

BarucCH said...

blah

good preview tho' thanks Moe at 11:11AM
we shat the bed
PHucktards came back to lose to Buffaload I could hear Rick Jeanneret's paroxysms from here.
Even the Nucks fucked two in a row, Cory Schneider or bust.
meanwhile
gotta say
I hate those overly elaborate ceremonies at the beginning of the game and the fans who get motivated by them, they are corporate image hex.
White towels mean surrender don't you know pea-brains?
Booing Chara actually seemed to prompt him into an error on our first goal last game. I am against haranguing the opposite goalie, but booing that murderous oaf is fine.

@31 agree Price made enough saves to get us here. Lots of d breakdowns last night. Something about Mex last night annoyed me, after the 3rd goal he was like we won the series.

I watched the Barca-Real Madrid game just before ours lat Thursday. Barca absolutely dominated ball possession, fantasic beautiful passing, inventive dangerous strikes, Real Madrid were in their zone most of the game. Barca didn't score. Real Madrid did, Ronaldo, on a break, in overtime. Wathcing Habs dominance in the first period I was non-plussed. Great teams will lose if they don't play the whole game.

I don't like that all the team skates are optional now. Where's the fucking urgency CHokula?

Mex I don't want to see you smile again until you are holding up a cup.

GYFHG!!!!!!

Habsfan1993 said...

Thank you so much for the Cintia Dicker photo!

You guys are awesome, and helped make my miserable friday a little more bearable.