Game seven, Habs-Bs. Not much more to say, is there? Guess what, I'm gonna say shit anyway. Don't worry, I'll be brief. I've got meth hits to prepare.
One - 7 PM start from the seventh circle of hell aka the TD Fleet Banknorth Gardening Center.
Two - The difference between the digits 1 and 3 which can be found in the jersey numbers of the Habs' two best players right now. Coincidence? I think not.
Three - The number of wins for each team in the series so far. Where else but FHF can you get this valuable information?
Four - The number of weeks DDD is out. And CHokula is keeping the rest of his lineup super duper secret until after the first period.
Five - Not the number of games Milan Lucic was suspended. He will play tonight. Like you ever doubted that.
Six - The number of skaters a certain Donald S. Cherry threw out there in the most famous Habs-Bs Game 7. How I miss you Danny Gallivan.
Game Fucking Seven - Win or lose, try to keep the post-game rioting to a minimum. The cops are ready for you.
(Hopefully not for the last time) GYFHG!!!!!11!!!!
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from Mom of 29 via email: GYFHG
Go You Magnificent Habs Go!
great post - back to the basics!!!
GYFHG!!!!!!!!!!
Habs/B's Game Seven
We are lucky fans
From the Rest Stop, wishing you all great game-watching, no-doze or speed, a tasty beverage and.. well you know the rest.
Gotta make it to the line on time
The pic of VAN's green man group with a cut out of Vince Vaughn in a Nucks jersey is freakin' hilarious.
HEE-HEE-HEE-HOOOOOOOOOO
HEE-HEE-HEE-HOOOOOOOOOO
Oh, sorry, just practicing the breathing techniques my sister who just gave birth taught me. Anyone with a valium? Perks? Anything?
GYFHG!
Lotsa nervous FHFers out there?! Come on kidz! Get you fave drink. Take your Pants! off and get ready!!!!!!!
my Pants! have been off for hours
And here I am again - asking for another competent performance - Now GYFCHG!
29, aren't you at Hurley's? if so, lucky ladies!!!!!!!
moe Hurleys is too crowded game nights. crowds and meth don't mix
Come on 29, I'm sure Mom29 taught you to be nice and share. Ovenmitts Off limits! (see kidz I made a rhyme)
if only I had a large screen, I'd invite all and asunder to come over and watch the game on HD.
I'll try not to watch it to not jinx it
(gotta remember to breath though and for the heart to beat)
WV Broons will be derypted tonite
GYMFHG (please)
Lambert!
I'm as nervous as a kitten.
@bea, *pats sofa* sit with me and watch it Mr. Moey is out for the evening.
Moey has a soft, furry belly? (I know, I'm incorrigible)
This sucks... Bruins should never have even let it get to this.... And I have to DVR the game til 8 but I love following you guys (and ladies) on here.... but you M-Fers would give it away! lol
CHeeze in, Mara out.
@moe,
and claws too.
ouCH!
Boone reverse jinx going. Hope it works.
*multiple deep breaths*
have a defibrillator on hand for me tonight kids
'east wind made flesh' ?
what the HELL is HNIC thinking?
Mclame living up to his name
im feeling sick. but i think that's a good sign
@Moey
thanks for the invite.
not sure I'd be good company I'm freaking out already and am climbing curtains.
my cats are wondering WHAT THE HELL cause they can't climb as well as I
In the other game, I hope St. Louis and Letang pick up a ton of points for fantasy hockey purposes. Hope Habs South win but honestly don't care that much.
Darren Pang just asked Bergeron about last year's Game 7. Hahaha... hope it freaks the Bruins out.
Darren Pang is white to ask that question.
IM SO NERVOUS UGH.
GoYouFuckingHabsGo!
Why is hnic saying the Bs need to infuse? Homers?
seriously i need oxygen and a defibrillator all night. i won't survive
I hope our geezer D men don't poop out.
What? Eller gets booed now?
@29,
Have a ScotCH. Neat.
TFS looks calm.
deep breath
That puck should've been out, instead the B's get a decent chance on goal.
ack
FUCK
FUCK
And now they score off of a faceoff that should've never even taken place. Terrible.
galey is cumming his pants.
Am I allowed to say anything? Or will it get deleted?
Holy shit boys, get it together!
D looks terrible. I'd be happy getting out of the period only down one the way this looks so far. C'mon, Habs.
Bruins finally playing like they should have played all frigging series... I guess I act surprised when I get home at 8..lol
oh boy
woohoo!!
WTF KILL ME NOW
kill me
JM, call a timeout. The D is totally gassed and useless.
Well, Price doesn't seem to want to win.
Bruins are on fire and we're fizzling like last night's campfire. This sucks.
@Orangeman: Come on, man. Really?
fuck
I don't think I have enough alcohol in my house to temper this shitty start
We will prevail, its only the first period. Let loose the dogs of war and lets see what kind of stuff we are made of when the job calls for wet work.
Wait... They're totally letting the Bruins get up 3-0 so they think they're comfortable and the Habs can come back, right?!
@iRiRi: I was thinking that it'll be that much sweeter when the inevitable Bruins collapse occurs.
Eat that bob cold, you sick fuck.
Swiss Miss II!
Swiss Mister II!!!!!11!!!
Thank god for Switzerland!
WEBER!!!
Weber!
THE COMEBACK BEGINS
Thank the Lord. I had visions of us being blown out 7-0 in game 7.
thank God we have a decent PP compared to the boons
SMII
Die BRIUNS HOUNDS OF HELL
I may have become unhinged
Hahaha... Darren Pang asking Claude Julien about last year's Game 7. Is he on our payroll or something?
become?
Tits checking chara. that was awesome, if ineffective
Yet more fucking trouble getting the puck out.
We are in the suck, so suck it up Habbies and put a wooden carbon fiber stake through the heart of this madness
MAKE THEM PAY THOSE FUCKERS. AGAIN
There wasn't even an elbow..... amazing.....
whistle it as quick as you can refs
I give him a 10....
What a fucking nuthouse.
Terrible PP.
galley is cumming again. Sick fuck.
heh, cold wants his bruins to break their PP shutout. Asshole.
Wow, B's must be desperate on the PP if Campbell's out there.
cold is one sick old fuck.
fuck you Cold, trying to dig our grave
could be worse. cmon boys!
Twenty-seven - Number of times I've yelled "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?!" this period
We live to fight, one goal away from a fresh start.
GYFHG
I have not seen Lego, is he out/\?
Love how VS is talking like the game is already over.
if this franchise is serious about winning they need to buy out Gomez or at least bury his contract in the minors.
He is fucking terrible.
Fuck Gomez
OK only down by 1, piece of cake.
As the game progresses we will grow stronger.
WTF is up with the penalty calls?
Death to Ursa!
GYFHG!
Never bench Weber in favor of Pouliot or some crap when against the Bruins ever again.
Yea they started the way I thought they would. We've seen it all year how they suck in back-to-back games. Also Tim Peel is out there so we'll get such gems as that Kostitsyn "penalty" for getting hit without the puck and having his stick fly in the air (evidently someone failed Physics).
A little off topic, but what is it about Hab haters that make them so angry? After the win last night the internet was lit up with really angry and ignorant comments. But those are weirdos, right? Well, I have a good friend whom I've been discussing this series with over facebook since the start. It started off normal, he's not a Hab or B fan. Then it got into the accusations of Hab fans complaining about reffing (I never once mentioned anything about the refs), then it got to be that we were lucky Chara was out that one game and the refs are on our side or we'd be deadmeat, Hab fans are ignorant about hockey, etc. Now today I got a really mean spirited one from him, borderline personally insulting. Totally uncalled for, just pure Hab hate. I just don't get it. He even attached a youtube clip of people at the Bell Centre booing the American anthem from 2004 with really mean things to say about Hab fans. Does Hab hatred make you insane? Maybe that explains the CBC crew's behaviour.
stay cool and we win this one, if I am Choucla I play system for period two no problem mon, CHannibis system postive
Does the CBC interview Hab players ever?
Gomez looks terrible. He's going back to skating towards the boards when entering the zone.
JUST KEEP SKATING.
@Orangeman: While this year's Annakin Slayd Habs rap song was especially cheesy, I ended up digging it 'cause it touched on this vitriol that the rest of the league has for us Habs fans and the organisation as a whole. It's part jealously, in terms of the past success and the fanatical fanbase they wish they all had. Bruins, Flyers fans know they'll always be 2nd or 3rd best in their market (or 4th). In addition, the "Frenchess" of the Canadiens has always riled people.
Fuck 'em. Go Habs Go. Keep hating, haters.
0-man, there is a % of embarrassing Habs 'fans' that will provoke the hate but I put the blame mostly on the unprofessional CotU mediots that have little to no integrity. They opinionated, hatefully, more than regular hockey fans and masturbate to their own gleeful images. They also know that regardless of 'Contact Us' links that we have no recourse to call them out. They are leaf/bruin/flyer fan, not hockey fans, the worst.
Not gonna lie, I LOVE that Annakin Slayd song.
AK's clearing attempts have been pathetic.
Yup, a fun/cool song/vid.
There ya go ref.
"big chara knocked down". after a hab was knocked down for no penalty. fuck the league
It's fine. Kill this shit off, Habs.
Seriously, that little bump from Eller on that giant knocked him down?
hnic = Bruinskkake.
PleXXXE!!!!!!
Thank you, Pleks.
pleXXXe!!!!!!!!!!!
PleXXXe!!!
*faints*
Thanks Chara for drawing that penalty that led to that shortie!!!!!!!
fuckin beautiful
Eat shit cbc, you sick fucks.
I swear I was thinking that would happen
SUPER FUCKING PLEXXXE!
SHORTHANDED!
Brutal, Kaberle can't even manage to bring the puck in properly.
galley is cumming again.
How many times can Karblight make them offside on the PP before they call him the urologist bear.
Thank you Lego.
How sweet is it to hear a depressed bob cold. Sick senile fuck.
Habs took the tempo away from you cold, you fucking corpse.
Kirk screaming at the boys at the bench. CHokula dead at the scene
right, "Price was fooled on that" Cold because he, you know, stopped it
Ooh original piss yellow small dicked man group.
Oh CHallah!
Wow, Cole couldn't have been more bored by that breakaway. I almost thought that a whistle had blown.
It's nice to know that the two fanbases can at least agree on one thing: Kaberle sucks.
cold says bruins are causing trouble. Sure.
I would like Tits to not play anymore tonight.
some day soon the Mexican American will score. it may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but some day
Man, i thought ACC fans were dumb.
Was that the "Baby Elephant Walk" I heard? Loved when Homer was a mascot in that episode of The Simpsons and he got called up to the big leagues.
heh, and they start singing Olé. Losers.
Ole? After giving up the last two goals? Really?
@moeman: I was trying to figure out if they were mocking us in a tie game in which they have blown a 2 goal lead or if there are enough Habs fans there to made themselves heard.
Hey broon fans, you might want to actually lead the game before you start mocking Hab fans. You'd think they'd learn after last year. Wait, broon fans learning. ahahahahahahahaha.
Deja voodoo.
2 minutes for head in the stanchion, FOR PATCHES
Wait a minute...
That's a penalty, but not for Pacioretty?
SCORE ONE FOR PATCHES!
"The question you always ask..."
No, you mean the question the CBC asks whenever the Bs get a penalty.
Wow... Doc Emrick: "If there's any justice, the Habs won't score here". Eat a dick, fuckers.
you gotta love a an base who goes bananas after a borderline dirty hit.
you'd think they know better than to test the Habs PP
what a bunch of prats in that building
Who's the douchebag behind the Habs bench wearing a Canucks jersey? Really?
"I don't know why Pleks is taking this faceoff! He's going to lose!"
"Pleks wins the faceoff cleanly..."
"I don't know why Plekanec is taking this face-off. He's losing it if the takes it."
FUCK OFF CBC
This could be dangerous! Nope you senile old coot.
Why the hell do they make a line change with 3 seconds left instead of, I don't know, TRYING TO KEEP THE FUCKING PUCK IN THE ZONE. Seriously, I need to see the stats on line changes for this team. Has to be the highest in the league.
So, FHFers, ya think I exaggerate when I slag these fuckers at hnic? These people are hateful disturbed sickos.
So it all comes down to the next twenty minutes... FOR PATCHES.
GoYouFuckingHabsGo!
... and FWIW, their collective hate has to be directed/produced. Horrible, horrible assholes.
Ok Bitches, Chocula has been pacing the bench, so look out Boston you are going to meet fire on ice in the third.
GYFHG
love how this blog has stopped commenting on 1) the game 2) delusional boons fan
and have concentrated on bob fucking Cole
"If there's any justice, the Habs won't score here"
My favorite part was the "stitched faces of the hockey Gods look down on that call"
WTF?
A period and possible extra time to go but the Habs have dominated this series. Kudos to our boys. Also, bruins fans are really fucking ugly. Yup, that includes all hnic'ers.
Bye the way fucking Jacobs instead of paying off the refs why not put some padding on those posts
heely and mad mike are some sick fucks.
Has anyone else noticed how great Lego is playing tonite, except for th first period when I could not find him. GO LEGO GO
heh, PleXXXe says all the right things. Bs are at home, favourite to win. Bury these fuckers.
The Blueline is the suck. Where the fuck was Weber on that shitty PP? WHY IS THIS NOT WRITTEN IN JMART'S NOTEBOOK/CROSSWORD PUZZLE!?
Even PK looks slow tonight. I think injured Wiz and head-smashed-in Spacek have been the better D tonight and that's terrifying me.
What do marek and moronson add? Really? moronson thinks he's in Miami Vice and marek is still depressed that his leaf is out. Ooh, a Ste. Catherine Police on Horseback shot! Stay classy cbc.
One more period of commpetence.
Let's forget about cole and the CBC -= channel our energy into the next 20 minutes for the Habs...For Patches...for all our sanity - fuck the CBC - we all know where they lie down each night - we don't need them. Personally I'm streaming RDS and it's a great feed. No Cole no Milbury or any of those other fuckers - just a fuckin hockey game - a game we will win - let's all channel that for 20 minutes.
Now GYMFCHG!!!!
Voted today fellow and feline FHFers. First time in my life I changed sides. Tell you when the Habs clinCH the clenCHed Bs. GYFHG!!!!!!!
Love it Kmaxx!
20:00
Ugh. My heart is beating so quickly and the third hasn't even started yet.
Gill/Subban tired? Or conserving energy for a possible OT.
Oh and FUCK THE bruins. FUCK YOU cbc.
20 minutes (or more) FOR PATCHES
Sweating buckets.
galling, no one cares what you think.
Bs were supposed to win this series easily. and it's tied in the last period of game 7. fuck cbc, fuck the media generally, fuck everyone
Wow, cbc says VAN and Vigneault are their friends. Ask Burrows.
Get cold some new Depends.
Almost = horseshoes.
Way too many Bs in the Habs zone. Come on System™!
No ref saw it. galling is laughing. Fucker. Dirty play.
Keep booing a player who's down, classless pieces of shit.
FUCK OFF FERENCE YOU PRICK
nice chin music fucker
Darren Pang: "I don't know what the fans are booing..."
Disgusting.
Wanna bet ferrence says he didn't mean it. Sick fuck.
Booing an injured player. Stay classy, Boston.
darren pang is never white.
"Uh, my shoulder pad was stuck in that position. I'm not that kind of guy..."
Classless organization.
I think it says alot about the Boston fanbase that they chose to mock the other team rather than cheer their own.
FUCKING BULLSHIT
Fuck off.
It's alright, we'll get the next two goals.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
after ANOTHER non-call. fuck me
hnic is ecstatic. Sick.
Broons know they have carte blanche for being goonish thugs again. Here they go.
TV timeout comes at a good point in the period.
If I have to hear "and ANOTHER Canadiens player is down on the ice and can't get up" one more time...
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
We could use an even strength goal right now.
And CBC has the balls to point out there was a high stick by the bruins right before Kelly's goal... Rubbing it in, I guess.
I repeat, FUCK.
STFU! cold.
TFS! CMON BOYS
galling is cumming.
Regardless of the outcome, remember the hate that was spewed by hnic. Sick, sick fucks.
FUCK A MILLION TIMES
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SCORE
Hamr falls and takes forever to get up all the time. This isn't new stuff...
This is a fucking lousy way to go out, to a bunch of cheapshotting fucking pricks.
oh squid
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