Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Seven, bitCHes - Game 7 preview and open thread


Game seven, Habs-Bs. Not much more to say, is there? Guess what, I'm gonna say shit anyway. Don't worry, I'll be brief. I've got meth hits to prepare.

One - 7 PM start from the seventh circle of hell aka the TD Fleet Banknorth Gardening Center.

Two - The difference between the digits 1 and 3 which can be found in the jersey numbers of the Habs' two best players right now. Coincidence? I think not.

Three - The number of wins for each team in the series so far. Where else but FHF can you get this valuable information?

Four - The number of weeks DDD is out. And CHokula is keeping the rest of his lineup super duper secret until after the first period.

Five - Not the number of games Milan Lucic was suspended. He will play tonight. Like you ever doubted that.

Six - The number of skaters a certain Donald S. Cherry threw out there in the most famous Habs-Bs Game 7. How I miss you Danny Gallivan.

Game Fucking Seven - Win or lose, try to keep the post-game rioting to a minimum. The cops are ready for you.

(Hopefully not for the last time) GYFHG!!!!!11!!!!

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ezzeloharr said...

GO HABS GO!

HabsFan29 said...

from Mom of 29 via email: GYFHG

moeman said...

Go You Magnificent Habs Go!

soperman said...

great post - back to the basics!!!

GYFHG!!!!!!!!!!

Bill 10-4 said...

Habs/B's Game Seven

We are lucky fans

From the Rest Stop, wishing you all great game-watching, no-doze or speed, a tasty beverage and.. well you know the rest.

Gotta make it to the line on time

moeman said...

The pic of VAN's green man group with a cut out of Vince Vaughn in a Nucks jersey is freakin' hilarious.

Orangeman said...

HEE-HEE-HEE-HOOOOOOOOOO

HEE-HEE-HEE-HOOOOOOOOOO

Oh, sorry, just practicing the breathing techniques my sister who just gave birth taught me. Anyone with a valium? Perks? Anything?

GYFHG!

moeman said...

Lotsa nervous FHFers out there?! Come on kidz! Get you fave drink. Take your Pants! off and get ready!!!!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

my Pants! have been off for hours

Kmaxx said...

And here I am again - asking for another competent performance - Now GYFCHG!

moeman said...

29, aren't you at Hurley's? if so, lucky ladies!!!!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

moe Hurleys is too crowded game nights. crowds and meth don't mix

moeman said...

Come on 29, I'm sure Mom29 taught you to be nice and share. Ovenmitts Off limits! (see kidz I made a rhyme)

bea.habs.fan said...

if only I had a large screen, I'd invite all and asunder to come over and watch the game on HD.
I'll try not to watch it to not jinx it
(gotta remember to breath though and for the heart to beat)

WV Broons will be derypted tonite

GYMFHG (please)

moeman said...

Lambert!

Moey said...

I'm as nervous as a kitten.

@bea, *pats sofa* sit with me and watch it Mr. Moey is out for the evening.

moeman said...

Moey has a soft, furry belly? (I know, I'm incorrigible)

subtlepower said...

This sucks... Bruins should never have even let it get to this.... And I have to DVR the game til 8 but I love following you guys (and ladies) on here.... but you M-Fers would give it away! lol

moeman said...

CHeeze in, Mara out.

Moey said...

@moe,

and claws too.

moeman said...

ouCH!

kevincrumbs said...

Boone reverse jinx going. Hope it works.

HabsFan29 said...

*multiple deep breaths*

have a defibrillator on hand for me tonight kids

bea.habs.fan said...

'east wind made flesh' ?

what the HELL is HNIC thinking?
Mclame living up to his name

HabsFan29 said...

im feeling sick. but i think that's a good sign

bea.habs.fan said...

@Moey
thanks for the invite.
not sure I'd be good company I'm freaking out already and am climbing curtains.
my cats are wondering WHAT THE HELL cause they can't climb as well as I

kevincrumbs said...

In the other game, I hope St. Louis and Letang pick up a ton of points for fantasy hockey purposes. Hope Habs South win but honestly don't care that much.

kevincrumbs said...

Darren Pang just asked Bergeron about last year's Game 7. Hahaha... hope it freaks the Bruins out.

moeman said...

Darren Pang is white to ask that question.

iRiRi said...

IM SO NERVOUS UGH.

GoYouFuckingHabsGo!

moeman said...

Why is hnic saying the Bs need to infuse? Homers?

HabsFan29 said...

seriously i need oxygen and a defibrillator all night. i won't survive

Moey said...

I hope our geezer D men don't poop out.

kevincrumbs said...

What? Eller gets booed now?

Moey said...

@29,

Have a ScotCH. Neat.

HabsFan29 said...

TFS looks calm.

deep breath

kevincrumbs said...

That puck should've been out, instead the B's get a decent chance on goal.

moeman said...

ack

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK

iRiRi said...

FUCK

kevincrumbs said...

And now they score off of a faceoff that should've never even taken place. Terrible.

moeman said...

galey is cumming his pants.

subtlepower said...

Am I allowed to say anything? Or will it get deleted?

Moey said...

Holy shit boys, get it together!

kevincrumbs said...

D looks terrible. I'd be happy getting out of the period only down one the way this looks so far. C'mon, Habs.

subtlepower said...

Bruins finally playing like they should have played all frigging series... I guess I act surprised when I get home at 8..lol

moeman said...

oh boy

subtlepower said...

woohoo!!

iRiRi said...

WTF KILL ME NOW

HabsFan29 said...

kill me

kevincrumbs said...

JM, call a timeout. The D is totally gassed and useless.

Orangeman said...

Well, Price doesn't seem to want to win.

Moey said...

Bruins are on fire and we're fizzling like last night's campfire. This sucks.

kevincrumbs said...

@Orangeman: Come on, man. Really?

bea.habs.fan said...

fuck
I don't think I have enough alcohol in my house to temper this shitty start

Steve said...

We will prevail, its only the first period. Let loose the dogs of war and lets see what kind of stuff we are made of when the job calls for wet work.

iRiRi said...

Wait... They're totally letting the Bruins get up 3-0 so they think they're comfortable and the Habs can come back, right?!

kevincrumbs said...

@iRiRi: I was thinking that it'll be that much sweeter when the inevitable Bruins collapse occurs.

moeman said...

Eat that bob cold, you sick fuck.

kevincrumbs said...

Swiss Miss II!

HabsFan29 said...

Swiss Mister II!!!!!11!!!

Orangeman said...

Thank god for Switzerland!

iRiRi said...

WEBER!!!

LeBuuuuut said...

Weber!

iRiRi said...

THE COMEBACK BEGINS

Moey said...

Thank the Lord. I had visions of us being blown out 7-0 in game 7.

bea.habs.fan said...

thank God we have a decent PP compared to the boons
SMII

Steve said...

Die BRIUNS HOUNDS OF HELL

Steve said...

I may have become unhinged

kevincrumbs said...

Hahaha... Darren Pang asking Claude Julien about last year's Game 7. Is he on our payroll or something?

Anonymous said...

become?

HabsFan29 said...

Tits checking chara. that was awesome, if ineffective

kevincrumbs said...

Yet more fucking trouble getting the puck out.

Steve said...

We are in the suck, so suck it up Habbies and put a wooden carbon fiber stake through the heart of this madness

HabsFan29 said...

MAKE THEM PAY THOSE FUCKERS. AGAIN

subtlepower said...

There wasn't even an elbow..... amazing.....

HabsFan29 said...

whistle it as quick as you can refs

subtlepower said...

I give him a 10....

moeman said...

What a fucking nuthouse.

kevincrumbs said...

Terrible PP.

moeman said...

galley is cumming again. Sick fuck.

moeman said...

heh, cold wants his bruins to break their PP shutout. Asshole.

kevincrumbs said...

Wow, B's must be desperate on the PP if Campbell's out there.

moeman said...

cold is one sick old fuck.

HabsFan29 said...

fuck you Cold, trying to dig our grave

could be worse. cmon boys!

iRiRi said...

Twenty-seven - Number of times I've yelled "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?!" this period

Steve said...

We live to fight, one goal away from a fresh start.

GYFHG

I have not seen Lego, is he out/\?

kevincrumbs said...

Love how VS is talking like the game is already over.

Anonymous said...

if this franchise is serious about winning they need to buy out Gomez or at least bury his contract in the minors.

He is fucking terrible.

Fuck Gomez

Mr. natural said...

OK only down by 1, piece of cake.

As the game progresses we will grow stronger.

WTF is up with the penalty calls?

Death to Ursa!

GYFHG!

Number31 said...

Never bench Weber in favor of Pouliot or some crap when against the Bruins ever again.

Yea they started the way I thought they would. We've seen it all year how they suck in back-to-back games. Also Tim Peel is out there so we'll get such gems as that Kostitsyn "penalty" for getting hit without the puck and having his stick fly in the air (evidently someone failed Physics).

Orangeman said...

A little off topic, but what is it about Hab haters that make them so angry? After the win last night the internet was lit up with really angry and ignorant comments. But those are weirdos, right? Well, I have a good friend whom I've been discussing this series with over facebook since the start. It started off normal, he's not a Hab or B fan. Then it got into the accusations of Hab fans complaining about reffing (I never once mentioned anything about the refs), then it got to be that we were lucky Chara was out that one game and the refs are on our side or we'd be deadmeat, Hab fans are ignorant about hockey, etc. Now today I got a really mean spirited one from him, borderline personally insulting. Totally uncalled for, just pure Hab hate. I just don't get it. He even attached a youtube clip of people at the Bell Centre booing the American anthem from 2004 with really mean things to say about Hab fans. Does Hab hatred make you insane? Maybe that explains the CBC crew's behaviour.

Steve said...

stay cool and we win this one, if I am Choucla I play system for period two no problem mon, CHannibis system postive

Orangeman said...

Does the CBC interview Hab players ever?

code_monkey said...

Gomez looks terrible. He's going back to skating towards the boards when entering the zone.
JUST KEEP SKATING.

kevincrumbs said...

@Orangeman: While this year's Annakin Slayd Habs rap song was especially cheesy, I ended up digging it 'cause it touched on this vitriol that the rest of the league has for us Habs fans and the organisation as a whole. It's part jealously, in terms of the past success and the fanatical fanbase they wish they all had. Bruins, Flyers fans know they'll always be 2nd or 3rd best in their market (or 4th). In addition, the "Frenchess" of the Canadiens has always riled people.

Fuck 'em. Go Habs Go. Keep hating, haters.

moeman said...

0-man, there is a % of embarrassing Habs 'fans' that will provoke the hate but I put the blame mostly on the unprofessional CotU mediots that have little to no integrity. They opinionated, hatefully, more than regular hockey fans and masturbate to their own gleeful images. They also know that regardless of 'Contact Us' links that we have no recourse to call them out. They are leaf/bruin/flyer fan, not hockey fans, the worst.

iRiRi said...

Not gonna lie, I LOVE that Annakin Slayd song.

kevincrumbs said...

AK's clearing attempts have been pathetic.

moeman said...

Yup, a fun/cool song/vid.

moeman said...

There ya go ref.

HabsFan29 said...

"big chara knocked down". after a hab was knocked down for no penalty. fuck the league

kevincrumbs said...

It's fine. Kill this shit off, Habs.

Orangeman said...

Seriously, that little bump from Eller on that giant knocked him down?

moeman said...

hnic = Bruinskkake.

moeman said...

PleXXXE!!!!!!

kevincrumbs said...

Thank you, Pleks.

HabsFan29 said...

pleXXXe!!!!!!!!!!!

iRiRi said...

PleXXXe!!!

*faints*

Orangeman said...

Thanks Chara for drawing that penalty that led to that shortie!!!!!!!

bea.habs.fan said...

fuckin beautiful

moeman said...

Eat shit cbc, you sick fucks.

Steve said...

I swear I was thinking that would happen

LeBuuuuut said...

SUPER FUCKING PLEXXXE!

SHORTHANDED!

kevincrumbs said...

Brutal, Kaberle can't even manage to bring the puck in properly.

moeman said...

galley is cumming again.

Steve said...

How many times can Karblight make them offside on the PP before they call him the urologist bear.

moeman said...

Thank you Lego.

moeman said...

How sweet is it to hear a depressed bob cold. Sick senile fuck.

moeman said...

Habs took the tempo away from you cold, you fucking corpse.

HabsFan29 said...

Kirk screaming at the boys at the bench. CHokula dead at the scene

HabsFan29 said...

right, "Price was fooled on that" Cold because he, you know, stopped it

moeman said...

Ooh original piss yellow small dicked man group.

moeman said...

Oh CHallah!

Orangeman said...

Wow, Cole couldn't have been more bored by that breakaway. I almost thought that a whistle had blown.

kevincrumbs said...

It's nice to know that the two fanbases can at least agree on one thing: Kaberle sucks.

moeman said...

cold says bruins are causing trouble. Sure.

Orangeman said...

I would like Tits to not play anymore tonight.

HabsFan29 said...

some day soon the Mexican American will score. it may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but some day

moeman said...

Man, i thought ACC fans were dumb.

kevincrumbs said...

Was that the "Baby Elephant Walk" I heard? Loved when Homer was a mascot in that episode of The Simpsons and he got called up to the big leagues.

moeman said...

heh, and they start singing Olé. Losers.

LeBuuuuut said...

Ole? After giving up the last two goals? Really?

kevincrumbs said...

@moeman: I was trying to figure out if they were mocking us in a tie game in which they have blown a 2 goal lead or if there are enough Habs fans there to made themselves heard.

Orangeman said...

Hey broon fans, you might want to actually lead the game before you start mocking Hab fans. You'd think they'd learn after last year. Wait, broon fans learning. ahahahahahahahaha.

moeman said...

Deja voodoo.

HabsFan29 said...

2 minutes for head in the stanchion, FOR PATCHES

LeBuuuuut said...

Wait a minute...

That's a penalty, but not for Pacioretty?

SCORE ONE FOR PATCHES!

Orangeman said...

"The question you always ask..."

No, you mean the question the CBC asks whenever the Bs get a penalty.

kevincrumbs said...

Wow... Doc Emrick: "If there's any justice, the Habs won't score here". Eat a dick, fuckers.

bea.hbas.fan said...

you gotta love a an base who goes bananas after a borderline dirty hit.
you'd think they know better than to test the Habs PP

what a bunch of prats in that building

kevincrumbs said...

Who's the douchebag behind the Habs bench wearing a Canucks jersey? Really?

Orangeman said...

"I don't know why Pleks is taking this faceoff! He's going to lose!"

"Pleks wins the faceoff cleanly..."

iRiRi said...

"I don't know why Plekanec is taking this face-off. He's losing it if the takes it."

FUCK OFF CBC

moeman said...

This could be dangerous! Nope you senile old coot.

Orangeman said...

Why the hell do they make a line change with 3 seconds left instead of, I don't know, TRYING TO KEEP THE FUCKING PUCK IN THE ZONE. Seriously, I need to see the stats on line changes for this team. Has to be the highest in the league.

moeman said...

So, FHFers, ya think I exaggerate when I slag these fuckers at hnic? These people are hateful disturbed sickos.

iRiRi said...

So it all comes down to the next twenty minutes... FOR PATCHES.

GoYouFuckingHabsGo!

moeman said...

... and FWIW, their collective hate has to be directed/produced. Horrible, horrible assholes.

Steve said...

Ok Bitches, Chocula has been pacing the bench, so look out Boston you are going to meet fire on ice in the third.

GYFHG

bea.hbas.fan said...

love how this blog has stopped commenting on 1) the game 2) delusional boons fan
and have concentrated on bob fucking Cole

Hypnotoad said...

"If there's any justice, the Habs won't score here"

My favorite part was the "stitched faces of the hockey Gods look down on that call"

WTF?

moeman said...

A period and possible extra time to go but the Habs have dominated this series. Kudos to our boys. Also, bruins fans are really fucking ugly. Yup, that includes all hnic'ers.

Steve said...

Bye the way fucking Jacobs instead of paying off the refs why not put some padding on those posts

moeman said...

heely and mad mike are some sick fucks.

Steve said...

Has anyone else noticed how great Lego is playing tonite, except for th first period when I could not find him. GO LEGO GO

moeman said...

heh, PleXXXe says all the right things. Bs are at home, favourite to win. Bury these fuckers.

Number31 said...

The Blueline is the suck. Where the fuck was Weber on that shitty PP? WHY IS THIS NOT WRITTEN IN JMART'S NOTEBOOK/CROSSWORD PUZZLE!?

Even PK looks slow tonight. I think injured Wiz and head-smashed-in Spacek have been the better D tonight and that's terrifying me.

moeman said...

What do marek and moronson add? Really? moronson thinks he's in Miami Vice and marek is still depressed that his leaf is out. Ooh, a Ste. Catherine Police on Horseback shot! Stay classy cbc.

Kmaxx said...

One more period of commpetence.

Let's forget about cole and the CBC -= channel our energy into the next 20 minutes for the Habs...For Patches...for all our sanity - fuck the CBC - we all know where they lie down each night - we don't need them. Personally I'm streaming RDS and it's a great feed. No Cole no Milbury or any of those other fuckers - just a fuckin hockey game - a game we will win - let's all channel that for 20 minutes.

Now GYMFCHG!!!!

moeman said...

Voted today fellow and feline FHFers. First time in my life I changed sides. Tell you when the Habs clinCH the clenCHed Bs. GYFHG!!!!!!!

moeman said...

Love it Kmaxx!

moeman said...

20:00

kevincrumbs said...

Ugh. My heart is beating so quickly and the third hasn't even started yet.

code_monkey said...

Gill/Subban tired? Or conserving energy for a possible OT.
Oh and FUCK THE bruins. FUCK YOU cbc.

HabsFan29 said...

20 minutes (or more) FOR PATCHES

moeman said...

Sweating buckets.

moeman said...

galling, no one cares what you think.

HabsFan29 said...

Bs were supposed to win this series easily. and it's tied in the last period of game 7. fuck cbc, fuck the media generally, fuck everyone

moeman said...

Wow, cbc says VAN and Vigneault are their friends. Ask Burrows.

moeman said...

Get cold some new Depends.

moeman said...

Almost = horseshoes.

moeman said...

Way too many Bs in the Habs zone. Come on System™!

moeman said...

No ref saw it. galling is laughing. Fucker. Dirty play.

kevincrumbs said...

Keep booing a player who's down, classless pieces of shit.

iRiRi said...

FUCK OFF FERENCE YOU PRICK

HabsFan29 said...

nice chin music fucker

kevincrumbs said...

Darren Pang: "I don't know what the fans are booing..."

moeman said...

Disgusting.

Wanna bet ferrence says he didn't mean it. Sick fuck.

Orangeman said...

Booing an injured player. Stay classy, Boston.

moeman said...

darren pang is never white.

Orangeman said...

"Uh, my shoulder pad was stuck in that position. I'm not that kind of guy..."

Classless organization.

Orangeman said...

I think it says alot about the Boston fanbase that they chose to mock the other team rather than cheer their own.

moeman said...

Wow.

iRiRi said...

FUCKING BULLSHIT

kevincrumbs said...

Fuck off.

It's alright, we'll get the next two goals.

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK FUCK FUCK

after ANOTHER non-call. fuck me

moeman said...

hnic is ecstatic. Sick.

Orangeman said...

Broons know they have carte blanche for being goonish thugs again. Here they go.

kevincrumbs said...

TV timeout comes at a good point in the period.

iRiRi said...

If I have to hear "and ANOTHER Canadiens player is down on the ice and can't get up" one more time...

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

kevincrumbs said...

We could use an even strength goal right now.

iRiRi said...

And CBC has the balls to point out there was a high stick by the bruins right before Kelly's goal... Rubbing it in, I guess.

I repeat, FUCK.

moeman said...

STFU! cold.

HabsFan29 said...

TFS! CMON BOYS

moeman said...

galling is cumming.

moeman said...

Regardless of the outcome, remember the hate that was spewed by hnic. Sick, sick fucks.

Flying Pig said...

FUCK A MILLION TIMES
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SCORE

Number31 said...

Hamr falls and takes forever to get up all the time. This isn't new stuff...

Habsfan10 said...

This is a fucking lousy way to go out, to a bunch of cheapshotting fucking pricks.

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