Saturday, April 09, 2011

The lunatics have taken over the asylum - FHF readers preview the Leaf and open thread


Well done, some of you! We got some real quality submissions for our reader preview of the season finale tonight (7 PM from the ACC, on CBC of course, here's an actual preview if you want, like, information), though we didn't get the quantity we were expecting. Bunch of lazy asses, the lot of you! We'll give you a chance to redeem yourself though. You've still got all day, email your submission to fourhabsfans[at]gmail[dot]com and we'll update the post throughout the day. Because some of you refused to abide by the "paragraph" guideline the post is a bit long, so we're gonna put the whole thing after the jump. So do the clickity-click thing to see what FHF's finest came up with.

Orangeman

I only have a minute, but I will never miss an opportunity to see fuck the leaf in print. So, yeah. Fuck the leaf. But don't fuck 'em hard, they don't deserve it. Fuck 'em like you've been married to them for 25 years and you're doing it out of duty so they won't get suspicious that you're actually fucking a much sexier team at the office. Fuck the leaf like that.

Steve

I would not dress PFK or TFS for the last game, the Leafs will be gooning it up. Three highlights of the season, PFK getting better and learning to play within Choculas hopeless vision. TFS proving that there really is no system, no TFS, or Halak, no victory. The resurrection of TITS, free of Mexican’t prison he has played his best hockey ever, maybe its last year of the contract or maybe he is a rare non asshole from Eastern Europe. Three warm and fuzzy feelings, Lego, more than a bag of pucks, could be the big man we have been searching for since Wickenhauser, Patches, if not for the attempted murder, we would be lock on the cup. DDD showing there is a reason there is always room for another smurf at the Habs House.

As for the rest, SuperPlexxx is like a Honda, does everything you expect and more with total reliability. Squid, want to hear his redemption song. Giant, same but louder, Mexican’t, dead to me, only a cup win gets him out of sharing a coffin with Chocula. Chicken on his last legs in Montreal. The rest, Competent, Whiz, Blanche, and Gill (how about we call him Trout) next year for sure. Players not mentioned are interchangeable and easy to find. Chocula has to go, his goal stifling system makes no difference, the scoring chances and shots are still coming, so what is the sense in a plan that by design has you playing the whole game in your own end. Calling the playoffs is tough, they are a better team than last year, more potential than last year, better goalie than last year, they go to the cup finals, Go you fucking Habs Go, all the way if you play PFK.

Bill 101

Given the statistically significant bias show to leaf by certain media outlets, we can estimate the sum of leaf nation delusion ('lnd' - measured in "ballards")  by performing the following elementary calculation:

lnd = 67 divided by zero

Choose the best answer
a) infinite
b) not a rational number
c) not even a fucking real number
d) not permissible
e) all of the above

Wouldn't it be great if the leaf meant something? I mean, in more than a bizarre psychological foil for Canadian hockey fans way - in a hockey way. Imagine if there was something at stake other than office bragging rights. Imagine seriously getting pumped for a tough late-season game between the Habs and the leaf with tough clean end-to-end hockey. Imagine a leaf playoff series. Wouldn't it be cool if pigs could fly?

This season of competence-over-adversity has been a blast. Now it's time to stock the fridge and look forward to lots of real hockey. Cheers!

Mr. natural

T'was the week before playoffs when all through the league
Not a creature was stirring, just ripe fans to bleed
PactCHes was hung out and Buttman didn't care
Here's hoping TFS will eat Broons and more

Orangeman was nestled, passed out on the floor
While meth driven sugarplums danced in Steve's head
LG in her kerchief and GG in her cap
All were just waiting to go off and * snap*

Out in TV land, they heard such a blather
They shook off the booze and  the meth to see what was the matter
Pumped up the volume to take in the trash
McLame and his Cherry spewing out bile
While the TSN assholes were equally vile

So Google away for highlights of the playoffs just past
and bathed in the glow of kicking some ass
Bye Ovie, Bye Sidney, not standing so tall
For the leagues two greatest a really hard fall

Now comes the challenged, gorilla et al
Thomas and Marchand can go PHuck themselves
The PHuctards though scary are not riding a roll
may be ripe for plucking, you go Buffalo

CHocula's plotting with that Muller of his
on ways to upset PHuckPHace Bettman's great bid
PHuck Bettman, PHuck Campbell, PHuck Cherry and ancient Bob Cold
PHuck Duthie, PHuck Hugehead I can't list them all
But trust when I say they can all lick my balls

I believe in the HABS and love one and all
I live and I die with each rise and each fall
Though the league sucks the life out of my game
I will never succumb to their shit or McLame's

So join me in drinking and wacking up Meth
And believe in our team that they can be best
A little luck here and a turnover there
Is all we will need for our city so fair

As our boys fly down the ice like the down of a thistle
Maybe the refs can hold on to their whistle
All hear me exclaim as we are crashing the net
Die PHuctards Die and the same to the rest

Go You MotherPHucking Habs Go!

L Dude

In the style of Buck Sixty Five

Habs rule
Leafs drool
CBC, no it ain't cool
Cherry and McLame in the CotU

McLame don't like no PK celebration
So much creamy leafy lamentation
Holy fuck BATMAN!  Hotstove fraternization
Reimer and Kadri for canonization

*now the beat picks up

FUCK U CBC.
Here's how it's gonna be
Habs down laffs 1-2-3
I think you'll agree with me

I like me some Titty McSausage
AK's passes have been all the rage
Squid's inky deposits in the back of the cage
Ready for the playoffs a brand new page

Mexifuckinlaskin better score a goal
Or we gotta send him back to the fuckin' north pole
Pot one on the leafs just to fuck Bob Cole
get Ready for the playoffs or I'll rip you a new hole

The PK and Carey Show on TV - It's LIVE!
Gonna celebrate with a triple low five
Three down low ain't gonna jive
It's too fucking bad Cherry's still alive (too far?)

I'm running out of steam it's getting really late
I meant this to be one stanza now it's not so great
It's OK for the mothercorp to hate
FHFers know this Habs team's fate

VICTORY.  GLORY.  HONOUR. 

Oh yeah I like Big Tits, big tits, big fucking tits and fucking big tits.
That is to say I have a feeling tonight will be a big night for AK46.

Moey

I was going to do a parody on “How do I hate thee?  Let me count the ways.”  But hate is a strong word. The leafs aren’t worthy of it, I’ll save that for the Bruins.  I much prefer disdain.  Definition - a feeling of contempt for someone or something regarded as unworthy or inferior.  Disdain describes my feelings perfectly.  I don’t hate the fans either, I feel pity for them in the same way you would for people who are intellectually handicapped.  The one thing I do HATE is how the media keeps shoving them down our throats.  It’s disturbing and unprofessional not to mention insulting to our collective intelligence.

I’ve always thought that I being a Hab’s fan was a birthright and I thank God every day that I was born in Montreal and not Toronto.  That’s a scary thought, it sometimes keeps me awake at night and when I do finally fall asleep it pervades my dreams.  

Tonight’s game?  Meh.  I don’t care if we win or lose.  I wouldn’t put it past the leafs to try something stupid so personally I would let Price sit because he’s our most valuable commodity.  Without him we’re going nowhere.

the Maritimer

Waiting in Line Details : 7:00 pm start at the ACC from the COTU. On CBC with the primo pairing of Jim Hughson and Craig Simpson 'cause they realized they got fucked by TSN in the ratings last year by giving up the Habs/Caps series and choosing to follow two American teams instead. Like moeman pointed out Thursday the Montreal/Ottawa game was a warm up so they can practice all their Habs criticisms and insults. Bob Cold hopefully put out to pasture for the spring. On RDS as well if you desire the finer points of Benny Brunet's commentary and Joel Bouchard's analysis from the studio as he is not allowed in ACC where Glenn Healy has squatters rights.

Pay Your Cover Charge To: Probably Pension Plan Puppets, there are lots of leaf blogs, I don't read them but Google can find them I'm sure.
 
Hot Sexy Habs to Watch
: Squid is finding his groove, his hand eye coordination coming back, opposition goalies beware. Big Tits are firm once again. PleXXXe is recovering from some sort of injury and is a shorthanded threat once again. PFK, even the hot stovers were giving him some love Thursday night.

Hot Sexy Leafs: Kind of an oxymoron, but Grabitchski, Kulemin and Baby Phil are 30 goal scorers, something the Habs haven't seen in a while. Michael Ryder anybody?

Skanky  Habs: Just the usual, CHicken who can't seem to stay on his feet and Gomehs whose shot travels less distance than some FHF commenter's semen or wouldn't penetrate a wet paper bag.

Skanky Leafs: Caveman Dion is one ugly bitch. The Habs need to be aware of him, he could be the Habs injury waiting to happen. Fuck, they're all skanky.
 
Not Dancing Tonight to Conserve Energy or Tryouts Are in Progress:
Halpern, Picard and probably Hammer or Gill. For the Leaf, Orr (concussed) Armstrong ( broken foot,one less headhunter to worry about) and Tim Brent who will be replaced by the second coming of Mats Sundin, Joe Colborne the prize for giving up Kaberle. Some Hobey Baker award finalist, Matt Frattin will get a look see as well.

What it All Means in the Standings: Win and remain in 6th to play the Booins, Phucktards or Sid-less Pens depending what they all do this weekend. Lose to the leaf and possibly finish 7th and play the same teams. It doesn't matter who the Habs play in the first round, McLame, Cherry, Milbury, Healy, et al will find plenty of reasons why they will lose. Possibly they will spend lots of time discussing the leaf fortunes for next season.

Reasons why Brian Burke likes the sound of his own voice: He's a lawyer?
 
Post Game Adult Entertainment:
The House of Lancaster (provide link) where they have oil wrestling on Sunday and Monday night.

LeBuuuuut

Two and a half years ago, I decided that I was ready to start following the NHL.  I went through a long process to pick a team, and I ended up with the Habs.  Saku Koivu, the great uniforms, being Canadian, the great fans, and later finding out that Patrick Roy (my favorite as a kid) played for them all reassured me that it was the right decision.  I may not have the hockey knowledge and history of my peers at FHF, but the Mighty Ducks Trilogy, a love of Roy, Sakic, and Bourque while playing NHL Faceoff 2001 for  Playstation, and the things mentioned earlier have helped me get to where I am today: a Habs fan who truly loves this franchise and is loving every minute of every game.  That love for the game wouldn't be as great without the good people of FHF, so I thank you.  While that's not much of a preview for the game tonight, I offer this one final remark, the most important thing that I've learned from FHF:

Fuck the leafs, Fuck the Bruins, and GYFHG!

iRiRi

This is gonna be short and sweet so here goes! This game, just like the leaf, means pretty much nada so I’m not getting my hopes up. That’s why my “preview” is on what comes after the leaf. We all know what the Habs are looking ahead to. That’s the difference between the leaf and the Habs. Winning tonight would mean the world to the little leaf but winning in the playoffs is what the Habs are (hopefully) aiming for. That being said, here’s a little reminder of all the fun we had last year! Here’s to Price and the boys going even further this time around! CHeers!

GYFHG!!!

Dwgs

Awww crap, I feel like I'm back in school, never could manage to get my homework done in time. Mind you back then I didn't have a feverish 5 year old as an excuse. I like the fact that the Habs should be going into this game loose, I say play the hell out of the kids and start Auld. Nail Turtleplecks to the bench, ditto with Hammer and Gio. Let PFK play till he gets that record setting goal in his hometown then reel him in before phaneuf tries to double dion him. Oh and most importantly, tonight of all nights, Fuck the fucking system and let the youngsters play some firewagon hockey!! I'm bringing the five year old and the eight year old down to the pub to watch the game but I promise to keep all the Guinness for myself. Fuck the fuckin' leaf.

GG11

212 comments:

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moeman said...

So far out, so far good!

HabsFan29 said...

I just added another one. Apologies to L Dude who did get his homework in on time late last night

Orangeman said...

Well done everyone. I wish I had more time to further explain my hatred of everything leaf. I am in the midst of developinng a song parody, a stand-up routine and even an interpretive dance to illustrate my inhuman hate. But my dad's visiting and I have a big ol family dinner tonight, so there is so little time. There better be a TV at the restaurant is alls I'm sayin'.

GYFHG!

Mr. natural said...

Same here orangie, family dinner, that is sons + better halves at a resto, but I'm a regular so I get the table right by one of the two big screens,

Last playoffs they were very understanding of my yelling during one of the games we lost to the flightless birds, game 2 I think.

Anyway I am a big believer in family so enjoy and do NOT hit up in front of Dad, nor pass out from excessive drinking.

GHG!

That is all.

HabsFan29 said...

Next up on stage... Moey!

Mr. natural said...

only 'cause I like you guys....

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/chinese_boob_clamp_commercial

HabsFan29 said...

the Chinese lead the world in boob accessory advertising. c'mon Japan, you can beat 'em

next up... the Maritimer!

JESUS you people and your formatting and "provide links". i said ONE PARAGRAPH. this is my day off dammit

great work everyone!

Number31 said...

...Why it was only yesterday Carey Price was telling the lunatics freaking out to chill.

Fuck the Leaf. And for added measure, fuck the Marlies.

Let's go COMPETENCE!

Orangeman said...

Just to stir the pot with an electric beater on steroids in the case of Price v Halak; Price has yet to provide the magic that Halak did in the playoffs, so the jury's still out.

Discuss/yell/foam at mouth

moeman said...

Gonna have to keep my day job. Quality stuff kidz!

GYFplayoffboundHG!

FUCKHNIC!

Moey said...

I love the CH chapeau I'm wearing. Rather fetching, don't you think?

annabelle43 said...

Those are great I like Orangeman short and sweet!

BTW Keep a warm thought in your hearts tonight for the Michigan Wolverines the team of current Habs Squid and Patches and former Hab Red Berenson. They are playing for the National Championship tonight

the Maritimer said...

I figured I'd go with what works.

Neat picture GG11, AAARRRRRRR, mateys.

Looks like guessed right for game announcers, Bob Cold and Gary Galley are in Boston doing the afternoon CBC game. They just showed Ryan McDonagh scoring his first goal for the Rangers in the hilites. I hope the fucking Hurricanes lose tonight. I'd rather see the Rangers in. Carolina is death to the Habs.

Don't know if I'm going to see this game or not. Mrs. Maritimer and I may be going out tonight, may have to PVR it and watch after we get home.

iRiRi said...

Woah! A+ to all of you!

I feel bad for not "helping out" around here so I'll try to put something together! No promise on how funny it'll be...

L Dude said...

@all: Great jobs. I'm sure the FHFers are comfortable knowing if one of them have to go to rehab for their meth addiction or contact some sort of HTD (hooker transmitted disease), there are some competent fill-ins available. Fuck Harper. Steve for Prime Minister!

@iRiRi: I recall promises of pictures of streaking (or was that a dream?) a while back. That would sure pick us up.

GYMFHG.

L Dude said...

@mcphee: I just was reading the previous thread (avoiding work I should be doing around the house). Actually nhl.com has the standings correct. Now at least. Not sure if something changed since yesterday. They have the ROW column up (Regulation/Overtime wins) which is the first tie-breaker. About of 100 of the Pens wins this year was via shootout, so the Philthy Phuckers easily win the tie-break.

back to regular programming.

ti-cul said...

goddem lawer expecting us to work for free. All this writing is gonna cut into our drinking time. I'll try to sober up (maybe not) for a few minutes and come up with something half intelligent (maybe not) for a change. But then again maybe not, and I'll just McSplooge it and go quack quack quack quack quack MONSTER!

Number31 said...

Oh I forgot. Fuck the Bruins.

moeman said...

R.I.P. Sidney Lumet.

Mr. natural said...

watching dem 2010 playoff hi-lites, feeling real good...TFS will come through for us, like everyone else has commented Tit are looking good, Squid getting his Mojo back, my biggest worry is the Mehxican't and I do wish we stil had Maxim for the oplayoof run, he was a great shit disturber and even scored a couple of back breaking goals, I think we will notice his absence.

GYMFHG!!

Great stuff but @Maritimer even though you are factually correct in that the ejaculation velocity of my semen is speedier and more powerful than Mr. $7.25M's slap shot I do in fact resent having the comparison made.

That is all.

Mr. natural said...

AWwww PHcuk too bad about Mr. Lumet he made some great films.

Introduced my oldest to 12 angry men when he was like 10 yrs old and he still talks about it.

He will be missed.

Steve said...

we fourhabsfans commenters are excellent, certainly the best in the NHL or on this blog anyway. @Maritimer, Hot Sexy Leaf is an oxymoron, otherwise very funny.

Hope its a dog day afternoon for the Leafs and PFK against my sound advice plays and breaks the rookie record. In todays Toronto Star he got best Rookie D honours, and that and a twonie will get you one play at 649. Interestingly TFS not a mention. Fuck the leafs GYGHG

Mr. natural said...

@29 meant to acknowledge and thank both you and GG for including the inspiration for my handle on today's photoshoped pic.

Also to Mr. Crumb.

GHG!

Out.

the Maritimer said...

Actually, Mr. natural, I was referring to Steve's ejaculation velocity. He mentioned it versus the Mexican's shot the other day.
I was wondering who the Robert Crumb pic was referring to. Are you that hirsute as well?

Laffs will play them hard tonight, always do. Habs should treat it as a good tune-up.

moeman said...

Methinks the Crumb pic represents our streaking iRiRi. Need video proof.

Steve said...

@Maritimer I was not going to bring it up, but yep its like a baby's arm holding an apple, with a muzzle velocity to match.

Orangeman said...

Having lunch today in the park at St. Joseph/St. Laurent and suddenly opposing abortion protesters show up on either side of us. My dad says "Someone should make a sign that says "ABORT THE MAPLE LEAFS! GO HABS GO!"

Challenge: Accepted.

So I rip off an NDP sign from a tree (seriously, does anyone vote NDP in Quebec?) and make the sign.
Luckily I was also wearing my Habs t-shirt. Well, after some honks and thumbs up from passerbys, both sides got curious what I was up to. I told them both I just wanted to show we could all agree on one thing. The pro-choicers were very supportive while one guy on the pro-life side told me if hockey was my religion I was going to hell. I told him I am a Habs fan, I've already been to hell and back.

My father was so proud! No, not 'proud'. What's the word? Oh yeah, "pretending he didn't know me".

iRiRi said...

@L Dude - ONLY if the Habs win. I mean, err, it must have been a dream.

@moe - How rude! My feet aren't THAT big. Sheesh.

Steve said...

I have zero expectation of a Habs victory tonite. It would be totally illogical, it might make one think they were some kind of Jekyll and Hyde team, or maybe its just another part of the plan.

moeman said...

Just razzin' ya iRiRi (legs too iHairy).

Le Douze said...

@GG - I see my speedy there - sorry not to contribute, been too busy with family etc. but with you in spirit. More later.

iRiRi said...

Price on Inside Hockey on CBC.

Moey said...

Typical dumb leaf fan tweet tonight I just plucked off Tweetdeck:

OK #leafs, a win tonight against the #habs will definitely have an impact on next season ! #GoLeafsGo

moeman said...

hnic already ripping into the Habs. Fuckers.

Kmaxx said...

I must apologies for not adding my 2 pence worth today. On a break with the wife and kids and hate typing on a phone. Also hate to lose ever to the leaf - dont care what the reason. So let's have one more competant effort tonight

G Y F C H G !

moeman said...

pjstuck, madmike, hahahrudey, all 'piling on'. Sick assholes.

cbc also announced that bob cold will be doing the Habs playoff games.

moeman said...

acc is a fucking morgue, what a pathetic excuse for a Canadian arena/crowd. Funny how it is never mentioned.

How does heely have any idea about these new leaf? Lying sack of shit.

moeman said...

heh, hnic trying to suck back some of the vile bile they piled on the Canucks. Weird how some say these fuckers at cbc are the 'English' network for the Canadian hockey market yet they have regularly and constantly bashed Vancouver to the glee of their idiot fanbase of leaf morons . Oh wait, the Canucks are now top in the league. time to switch gears eh assholes?

iRiRi said...

Hey, how about win no. 600 for the Count tonight?

HabsFan29 said...

once again, great job everyone! tho i expected more swearing

ok, let's get that competence moementum into the playoffs boys!

HabsFan29 said...

it's all about the Leaf tonight according to CBC

iRiRi said...

White!!!

moeman said...

BlanCHe Dubois!!!

HabsFan29 said...

blanCHe!!!!

moeman said...

What a fucking cemetery. Only the true and knowledgeable fans making noise.

HabsFan29 said...

where's your Vezina now, Riemar? totally weak goal

moeman said...

Incompetence is the new Truculence.

Moey said...

White's on pace for a Gordie Howe tonight.

McPhee said...

Sorry, just got here.

Even with tonight's easy win we still don't know which of three possible teams we play tomorrow.

@L Dude: nhl.com states that ROW means "total regulationwins plus overtime wins". That means total wins, like last year, like the year before. nhl.com also states that pens have 48 total wins and the phucktards 46. I don't know, how does this not equate with pens being in 2nd and phucktown 4th?

laffs suck.go ahead, fight after every goal.

HabsFan29 said...

BlanCHe an assist away from ANOTHER Gordie Howe hat trick!

moeman said...

BlanCHe needs an assist for the Howe hattie.

McPhee said...

Good call, 29!

I'm totally cheering for that untill the end!

moeman said...

GIO!

HabsFan29 said...

Gio!!!

iRiRi said...

GIO!!!

LeBuuuuut said...

The Captain!

moeman said...

McPhee, lets give the nipply Moey the credit as she hit the publish button first on the Howe hat.

McPhee said...

Never mind, finally got it: they meant excluding shootout wins, which awesome. Another fine amendment by this truculent league.

iRiRi said...

Clouston & Co. fired in OTT. Yikes, that was fast.

moeman said...

Fuckface canes goin' down. Saku's eye thanks Tampa.

LeBuuuuut said...

Well the Whalercanes are getting blown out so far.

moeman said...

heh, leaf crowd cheers a Gio miss, losers.

boob gainey said...

PJ Stock is a two-faced jerk.

moeman said...

iRiRi, methinks it was part of Murray's new deal. Melnyck is known to be meddlesome.

Be fun to see the Sens go get Ted Nolan and freak out cherry. (did mclame say his buddy don wasn't there tonight? Chickenshit.

boob gainey said...

Tortorella's job is being saved.

Bolts will be tough in the playoffs. Vinny appears to be playing very well.

moeman said...

@boob, TAM (like PHI) has no goaltending.

HabsFan29 said...

crap

HabsFan29 said...

that was ugly

iRiRi said...

FUCKING KESSEL.

iRiRi said...

When was the last time Pouliot did anything useful? Anyone?

moeman said...

Stupidest 'fans' in pro sports. hughson and simpson wetter than phlegmiller's face after a monster mcsplooge.

moeman said...

Nice un-called slash by Céline.

moeman said...

iRiRi, CHicken was there the last time Habs fans got free wings.

moeman said...

Had no idea the leaf were on a PP. hughson is an ass.

iRiRi said...

@moe - Before and after that? Nada.

moeman said...

Yup, CHicken needs to be plucking good in da coupe playoffs.

boob gainey said...

@moe

I agree. Roloson can be good but he's not consistent enough for the playoffs.

moeman said...

Nice save TFS™, unlike the right into the leaf goalie's crest Habs shots.

boob gainey said...

The Maple Leaf circlejerk known as pension plan puppets has this headline for today's game:

"A Better Tomorrow."

Waiting till next year as always.

moeman said...

Good period for a nothing game, sCHore could easily be 5-1.

leaf sucks and hnic sucks harder. Those fuckers live in a vacuum.

moeman said...

@boob, ppp, dgb, pfuckdaddy, g&m, all pathetic leaf fans. I laugh at them not with them.

Steve said...

Cherrry is gonna blow PFK

moeman said...

The rantings of a fucking leaf lovin' lunatic. Be proud cbc and go fuck yourselves.

Steve said...

That was an absolute fucking disgrace. There is more to Canada than TO and TO aint in the playoff so what do you fucking talk about TO and the Ducks you fuck face

moeman said...

@ Steve, he blew kadri, swallowed, re-blew swallowed some more. nazim no longer has a cock thanks to cherry. mclame just sitting there blinking was hilarious. Be proud leaf nation as these are your idols. You stupid fools.

McPhee said...

Yeah but this time they're going to be so good next year...

WV : WHUGUIS as in: whuguis a fuck about next year's laffs?

moeman said...

On a xenophobe note, dumb do(w)n only flubbed Francophone names like seegwen and gigair. What a sad, old, sick, leaf fan. Actually, I linda like that he is the #1 leaf fan, he represents them well. Fucktards.

Steve said...

Riemer will be in the minors by Christmas, how many new goalies are fucking brilliant until every one that shoots harders than the Mexicant has memorized the tape.

His rebounds are better than KomiIsucks passes (both to the wrong team)

Highlight of the first period, Phoufer forgeting where he put his car keys on the PP. Low light, Chicken fucking up a three on one.

moeman said...

The problem with Reimjob's mask is that he has ron&don painted on it. What would Jesus say eh Reimer? Nice to have the picture of a racist on your mask churchboy.

moeman said...

Is Dou$harek even playing?

iRiRi said...

You know what's funny? On Twitter, PPP is going on and on about how Cherry is "ranting about Kadri and has a vendetta against Wilson". Weird.

moeman said...

hughson the hack "one man to beat". Sure.

HabsFan29 said...

HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY SHOT????

oh yeah, the leaf

moeman said...

Why do all the hnic'ers have all these stats about these no-name leaf? harper said our tax money wasn't being wasted! FFS!

moeman said...

@29, nor LeCAVEvalier.

moeman said...

nor = not <-- ice cream padding!!!

sadhabsfan said...

There shouda been 3 hooking penalties called on that breakaway.

Steve said...

Hilarious commentary, its the fucking leaf story, are they headed for the Cup next year or what, what an awsome team, those new guys, well fuck its going to be impossible to decide who is rookie of the year.

"its been magic since aulie and phofner have been together" NTTIAWWT

moeman said...

adam creighton, ooh, heh, oh, must compare him to a leaf. Sick fucks.

moeman said...

How is Céline having a strong game hughson? What a psycholeafant.

boob gainey said...

@moe

Until this year we all assumed that when the old queen talked about good Canadian boys he meant good English Canadian boys.

Now we know he means good English white Canadian boys.

Steve said...

"Scott Gomez has the puck"
Next year I hope he an KommIsuck play together for the Manitoba Moose

moeman said...

hughson keeps trying to pick corn out of the leaf shit. That can't make tasty popcorn. Can it?

boob gainey said...

So... Broons again.

I would be lying if I said I wasn't worried.

boob gainey said...

Hamr hurt?

Oh oh.

moeman said...

@boob, 1st<-->8th, playoffs, can't pick your opponent, just play.

moeman said...

hnic giving reimer rimjobs is really ridculous. Bonus, nonis is going to put this flash in da pants in net for the Canadian World Cup team. Did ya'll know there was a World Cup, during the Stanley Cup playoffs? Word is lotsa leaf. I'm already embarrassed.

moeman said...

All leaf all the time.

boob gainey said...

We are sleepwalking here.

moeman said...

Gio!

iRiRi said...

No. 29 for Gio!!!

LeBuuuuut said...

Gio again!

moeman said...

Man with all those leaf hnic wants on Team Canada, our country will be demolished. Might as well watch PLAYOFF hockey!!!

moeman said...

I would suggest that hughson the hack has/had never seen the frattboy so why does he say that is the hard shot he expected? Biased.

iRiRi said...

MY GOD ARE THEY EVER GOING TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SILLY LEAF FFS

moeman said...

So does CHocula play Auld and protect TFS™ from Burkkake's truculence and pugnacity?

Steve said...

@moeman, stupid question, it makes sense, so no way.

Now lets listen to the hot stove talk about the 2012 Leaf Cup run

moeman said...

LeBrun I can understand, cockroachmike is there because he sucks cherry's cock, but why this cocky dolt eric francis? Are they afraid of Jack Todd? Yvon Pednault? Get well Michael Farber.

moeman said...

Don't you just love Bruins' stories? 1972, assholes.

moeman said...

BTW, that POS Cane justin william is now a King.

Steve said...

I guarente Chocky is not back next year.
NO Chocky NO GOMEZ

moeman said...

Let's see;

Canada. World Cup. Need a goalie. Cam Ward? Reimjob? You decide nonis.

moeman said...

Slipped my mind that the Sens could/would/might go after Kirk. How many ex-Habs coaCHing in the NHL?

Steve said...

Its going to be in Gods hands,
So what did you decide Burka

Steve said...

No its Cameroon,, Melnyk is a big baby billionare and he likes Dave

Mr. natural said...

@maritimer: No not at all, but usually do walk a round naked a lot.

Just got bask, Orangie you are a PHunny PHuck, drinks on me when we meet.

Food was great at supper be the TV had a huge green spot in the middle, could still see though.

Everyone seems surprise by the collective sucking of the Leaf cock, why and since when.

Rangers will be in, PHucktards looking vulnerable, Broons will die in the penalty box, CHocula's plan is all coming together now, we'll call it "Operation brain dead".

GYFHG!

That is all.

Mr. natural said...

@GG: That's PHucken' BRILLIANT!!

I will be forwarding that pic all around.

Merci,

Out.

Steve said...

"Scott Gomez has the puck"

Put the fucker on the fourth line and hope for the best fuck

Mr. natural said...

@GG: Plz advise as to how I can copy and paste....I NEED that pic!

thanks,

Mr. n

moeman said...

What is gut-busting about an anal/senile nutjob like cherry is he knew/knows tonight is his last chance to shove his tongue in the leaf fan rectum. He calculates his every blue&white bowel movement. mclame is the lube.

Steve said...

I am going to have a GOMEZANYourizm

Look at the fuck in front of the net holding his lacrosse stick, your stick is 8ft of the ice asshole

moeman said...

Mr. n.,

Test, then copy and paste;

http://tinyurl.com/3jw5cxr

Steve said...

@Mr, Natural, just hit printscreen and past to a word Control Key + V, I think you can crop it there.

moeman said...

heh heh heh, hnic'ers laugh at the fact that the Habs get an obvious penalty denied. heh heh heh. Go fuck yourself hughson you sick fuck.

moeman said...

What is funny is you can feel the desperation of what remains of the pathetic acc crowd. Even funnier is the hnic desperation as their self-made, puke-inducing meal ticket is proving to be putrid, again.

moeman said...

TFSave™

HabsFan29 said...

uh oh. i think that's in. in toronto

moeman said...

ZOOM IN CLOSER!!!!!!!!! and make it a goal.

Steve said...

Spin save, no goal

boob gainey said...

Why are we not rolling all 4 lines? Or are we?

moeman said...

http://tinyurl.com/4x4w65f

boob gainey said...

Great call.

Steve said...

Jesus Fuck Chocula where is PFK fucking setup time, why dont you put him in Gomez place on the fucking wing asswipe

iRiRi said...

Ouf. Okay, let's wrap this up ASAP and injury-free.

moeman said...

heely; "enraged this crowd". Really. Its deader than a dodo in dere.

Steve said...

Eller has had at least a minute.

It Gomez all the time I think he doubleshifting

moeman said...

Canes are deader than a dodo!

HabsFan29 said...

Ca-rey!

moeman said...

With all due respect to EJ McGuire and Wayne Fleming, hnic decided to showcase tie domi's 1000th game the night Boom Boom Geoffrion died and the Habs retired his number. Ease off on the fake feelings you fucks.

Also, TFSave™!!

Steve said...

Chocula 600 wins = 600 times a goalie stood on his head.

sadhabsfan said...

OMG I'm totally verklempt(and not even Jewish)to see my nommydeplume included on GG's photoshoparama!
It is such an honour to be considered part of FHF family shenanigans.
Come a long way from watching Danny Gallivan on a 17" Philco black and white tv. But I've actually only been a sad habsfan since Mario Trombone embarassed us all. I have never forgiven the smarmy prick.

moeman said...

Whilst here, I like to thank GG for a hilarious and à propos Preview pic. FHFantastique!

moeman said...

@Steve, CHocula coached in Ottawa.

Steve said...

All I do now is watch Gomez, not the puck just Gomez, to bad he is only on the screen about one second a shift

moeman said...

Game is on, hnic'ers talk about leaf and nothing else, not even play by play y hughson. These people are disgusting. STFU! there is a game on! STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!STFU!

Steve said...

Hey you Toronto Asshats, your supposed to be generating buzz for the playoffs, not Leaf fucking training camp

moeman said...

Now its all about Céline.




PleXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you cbc.

HabsFan29 said...

PleXXXe!!

iRiRi said...

PleXXXe!

Steve said...

Phonfer, fuck where are my car keys?
Super Plexxx in the net

moeman said...

How about mentioneing how weak reimjob looked on that goal? No? Why not?! You fucking leaf loving assholes.

Steve said...

I finaly got it Celine, HA HA I cant do that accent

Steve said...

Lego did not score, Chocula will bench him now

moeman said...

Now they are licking colburned balls. These assholes deserve to burn in hell with Ballard, oh wait he's in heaven.

moeman said...

Steve, copy and paste is your friend.

iRiRi said...

And let's talk some more about Colbourne... Facepalm. Pretty sure they had something good to say about EVERY. SINGLE. PLAYER. on the leaf... If they're so goddamn good why are they losing 4-1 and booking tee times for the sixth(!) straight year?!

moeman said...

It is sick that hughson has sold out like he did. simpson is a slut but I thought hughson would've have brought some integrity and dignity back. Nope. A pure contact-bound leaf asswipe.

moeman said...

Now its an analysis of tim thomas, during play. Pure. Habs. Hate.

moeman said...

heh heh laugh at the Habs CoaCH's 600th win. Yeah, keep laughing you horrible hacks.

moeman said...

Habs won the season series 4-2. Still not mentioned.

Steve said...

Céline is coming out of her own end, moving up with authority, then she wonders, how much does a canoe weigh anyhow?

moeman said...

Let them go reaf, I'd love to see Cheeze Whiz all over that little pug's arrogant face.

moeman said...

heh, Habs get a penalty?

moeman said...

Good riddance leaf.

formerly known as Bill 101 said...

just getting in - alright!

btw GG's disturbing graphic has accomplished what innumerable snide comments could not. For the playoff convoy and henceforth, I shall now be posting as "Bill 10-4" (only slightly more difficult to type when drunk). Copy that good buddies?

An unintended consequence is that I will, in good conscience, be able to add amphetamines to my koolaid. Habs are built on speed, no?

over

iRiRi said...

Bring it, Bruins!

moeman said...

Go fuck yourself cbc/hnic, you disgusting assholes.

Steve said...

Congrats to JM, to bad PFK, Gomez stole your record

moeman said...

Yup, good on your 600th CHocula. Now go win a Stanley Cup!

Steve said...

Big surprise New York is in the playoff, some kind of mircle

moeman said...

harper's team loses and once again is not plaoff bound. I smell some really dirty campaign ads coming up.

Steve said...

Hey I just found another 4 Billion lest buy Toronto a center.

Even Harper did not believe his week old budget.

Moey said...

Fuck. Bruins. Only one solution, win the series for Patches & Pricey.

Bill 10-4 said...

it can smile!!!

iRiRi said...

"I'm a leafs fan, I want them in the playoffs" -Cherry.

*picks up jaw from floor*

moeman said...

The vile cherry has 250 NHL wins with some stacked teams. A career loser, except for leaf fans, who aren't hockey fans, just leaf fan.

sadhabsfan said...

Habs win convincingly but even better is making it thru the game with all wrists, ankles, and knees intact.

Steve said...

I face the next game with great anticipation and to be frank some dread.

Boston, Buttman Shaved Ape, and Pretzel, the four assholes of the Apocalypse

Though I walk through the shadow of Collie calls
I will fear no cheap shots
because Patches took one
that shoud have killed him
and lived
Be Cocky boys, bookmark April 8 Sexy Friday, a landmark in Cocky

Steve said...

I just saw that penthouse fourm tag, I did not know.

I was in Bangkok, I had just fought off a gaggle of Tuk Tuk drivers to get my ladyboy home, and the next thing.... I shoot hard and blow up the TV

Steve said...

I had been ordering Pizza for a long time, and flirting with the sexy girl voice who took the orders. You can Imagine my surprise when she came to deliver a pizza that night, she put down the pizza and then..... I shot hard and flattened one of her tires.

sadhabsfan said...

WV: Habs need to upgbar against da fuckin Broons.
Playing rope-a-dope in their own end and not remembering to scoring is not going to get them to round 2.
At least Gomez will be well rested.

moeman said...

tsn can bear to post tonight's game on their front page.

MaxPac is Wolverine said...

Ok, now that game's over and done with & we can say ciao to the leaf...

We can turn our attention and rage and hate back to the Bruins. I'd like to see an old-school "10 (15? 25?) Things I Hate About the Bruins" post. How 'bout it, HF10?

sadhabsfan said...

Some meth ice cream would taste pretty good after smelling burning leaves all night.
Does it give you an icecream-headache or is it self-medicating?

moeman said...

@shf, you are so buzzed you don't care.

Bill 10-4 said...

Canucks Flames in punjabi is cool. They just call the game I think

moeman said...

Did I thank GG for her maGGical mystery FHFer tour?

sadhabsfan said...

I just read my 2nd to last post and realized I;m drunker than I thought.
Maybe meth icecream is not such a good idea; you guys go ahead without me. I'll just lurk drunkenly and watch Tropiques de l'amour.

moeman said...

Wow, 72 games for TFS™. I thought maybe 65 games. Great season kid.

Steve said...

Tim Tomas plays 57 fucking games with a shaved ape blocking his ass and he beats price (Vezina and or Hart) who played another quarter season fuck the broons

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