Thursday, April 07, 2011
Ladies and Gentlemen, on stage for your dancing pleasure the Ottawa Senators - Preview and Open Thread
My goodness only two games left in the regular season. And it seems like forever since I've seen an old-fashioned stripperriffic preview around here. That changes NOW.
Waiting in line details - 7 PM start from beautiful downtown Kanata. Or maybe its the outskirts of Kanata? I'm not up on my Kanata geography. Just drive West on the 417 you can't miss it. On the CBC for some reason (so they can practice their Habs-bashing for the playoffs?). The Sens are actually hotter than the Habs in their last 10, 6-3-1 vs. 5-5-0. Sens coming off beating the Flyers even. Habs have taken 4 of 5 from the Sens this year, including the last one, a 7-1 win in Ottawa back in January. It's been since January? I remember when we used to play the Sens every week.
Pay your cover charge to - since the loss of SLC and the quiet demise of Scarlett Ice, your best hope for an entertaining Sens blog is The 6th Sens.
Hot sexy Habs to watch - there's some Squidly goodness getting warmed up for the playoffs with 5 points in his last 4 games. Tits is playing his tits off lately. Pernell Fuckin' Karl has goals in each of his last 3 games, and needs one more to tie the Habs rookie record for a defenseman held by Pointu.
Hot sexy Sens to watch - Spezz has 6 points over his last 2 games, and 20 points over his last 13. Filip Kuba a poiint per game over his last 5.
Skanky Habs to watch - CHicken and DDD both pointless in their last 7 games. I could have sworn it was longer.
Skanky Sens to watch - whoever is between the pipes. Like that's news for Ottawa.
Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - Big Bald Alex Auld will give some much-needed rest to TFS. CHallah is out, but we could see the return of Jaro Spacek tonight. The Sens have a long list of wounded headed by Alfie and Gonchar.
36-24-36 stats - the Habs are 7th in the league in both PP and PK percentage. Lucky!
A new suit in the VIP room buying $1000 bottles of champagne on his expense account - The Habs just named a new Chief Operating Officer. He's a lawyer! Run for the hills!
Conversation topic in the cabine privée with Kandi - Bs, Caps, Phucktards or Pens in the first round, who would you rather see?
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - The NuDen advertises "kinky surprises". We like that.
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