Thursday, April 21, 2011

The Game 4 Day Skate FUCK YEAH BITCHES

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of Miranda Kerr in a bikini...
GAME FOUR. PIVOTAL. Yes it's 5 AM and we can't sleep. Wake up bitCHes and get started on that routine early. WAKE UP.

41 comments:

Mr. natural said...

@29: Posted at 5:16!

CHrist what time did you get up?

Die PHucktards Die!

Broonz eat shit and die!

GYMFHG!

Ritual in place and ready, all systems are go!

Not sure if I've used enough exclamation points in this post?

Moey said...

Stop yelling, I'm awake already. Any predictions for tonight? I say 2-1 Habs. Maybe.

moeman said...

Go Jets!

soperman said...

Price will be awesome, Squid gets a hattrick.

GYFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hadulf said...

No red CH pyjama shirt today folks! I'm bustin' out my barber pole jersey!!!!

GYMFCHG!!!!11!!!1!

Steve said...

With the official approval of Mr Molsons Vagina, your Club de Montreal official puck bunnyRhian, she is French, and like everyone in Quebec is voting NDP, Lego scores in the first and we turtle for the next 57 minutes.

Going to break in my official made in Canada TITS T shirt.

Plus a little musical support from the new Arctic Monkeys Okay Ive done all I can GYMFHG.

Anonymous said...

Anyone read Jack Todd's thing on Gomer today? Any comments?

bea.habs.fan said...

I'm doing my bit by NOT watching the game but getting text updates.
worked for game 1 - figured why mess with it. game is being PVRed

GYMFHG

bea.habs.fan said...

what are the odds on Tampa coming back?
do we still wish we'd had Boucher?

things to ponder why we wait

(takes deep breath after turning blue from forgetting to take said breath)

Steve said...

Mexican't gotta stay positive, its not like he is taking bad penalties or anything.

theactivestick said...

I am not going to the game today. We're good.

the Maritimer said...

Red jersey is ready to be worn and Dr. Gibson's Finest is ready to be administered.

Yeah, Todd really tore a strip off the Mexican today, basically saying he should be benched instead of CHicken. Don't know about that. At least the Mexican is not falling on his ass 90% of the time. Gionta finds him to be useful from time to time.

Looks like it's over for Coyotes. The new Jets likely won't be anymore successful, but there should be more fans watching them suck at least.

GYFCHG!!!!!!

Kmaxx said...

Todd's article was nothing that hasn't been said in these comments a million times this season. What he doesn't say is that it's not Gomez deciding to stay on the ice. Chocula changes the lines up - doesn't he? Chocula decided to sit Chicken for the third last game. The Chicken didn't make that call on his own - although I'd have more respect for him if he had! Gomez does what he's told. When his number is called he goes (mostly not so well) - but he goes. I'll make the leap and take it that he comes off wheh he's told too as well...So methinks someone else should be receiving a little scorn from Todd...Any thoughts?

Steve said...

Kmaxx Todd says Mexicant gets what he want because Goat says so. They want him on the ice to either get a goal or a career ending injury.

ti-cul said...

and for whenever corney gets here;

phuck da ba-broonz

Steve said...

A little bird told me Cornelius checked his underwear and it was full of shit bricks.

Stinky said...

Man, I love that song!

Go Pants!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@steve
Your bird has bad info.

GO BRUINS!

Steve said...

Hi Cornelius Hardenbergh, hey what happened to Kelley, did Chicken fuck up his face?

ti-cul said...

@ corney; "the great don cherry". ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! !!!!!!!! man you're funny.

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dennis said...

read this blog pretty much everyday but rarely comment but...
so i went out and got drunk tonight (australian time)... as i had been for games one and two. nursing a hangover for both those games (they play at 9 or 9:30 am local time). missed out on game three so hopefully this gets back on track.

on another note i will gladly get drunk and hungover on these days for the good of the team. that is my promise of sacrifice for the grater good.

oh yeah. fuck the leaf and the grooins.
GYMFHG!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@steve

Kelly either broke his face on the goalpost in the first or got slashed by Subban's hilarious failure of a defense of the empty net.

Remember 2 years ago when Saku Koivu got outhustled to an empty netter by Chuck Kobasew? Memories...

For the record: wearing the same Bergeron jersey as Monday, so fuck your rituals.

GO BRUINS!

Steve said...

Bergeron should be playing for Montreal its against the laws of nature for him to be Bruin.

ti-cul said...

@ the great don cherry: you don't wear blazer made out of ugly couch material?

ti-cul said...

I remember big tits goal that left the shaved gorilla spinning for 10 minutes after he went by said oversized primate.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@ti-cul:

I have a hard time figuring out what it is you're saying but I think it works out to "Goddamn I am so jealous of Don Cherry's wardrobe" and I don't blame you. His jackets rule.

Here's a blog that may be relevant to your interests: http://doncherryjacketwatch.wordpress.com/

Steve said...

To be fair to the Mexican't, he did have one 8 million dollar game this series already.

Jemmer said...

@theactivestick - Let's see what happens with my ass in the same seat. Which one of the two were you in?

Brewnz in 6!!!

Go Habs Go!

kevincrumbs said...

Ah, easy to crack a Gomer joke due to his quotes in this article on ESPN.com:

"Since I was a kid, there have been two things I've been afraid of: going to jail, and working."

L Dude said...

@moey:

I just plugged the game into a link I found over at HI/O. whatifsports or something. Anyway the result of the game was 2-1 Habs. The stats show they were clearly outplayed (outshot 47-21 at least), Bruins took a 1-0 lead on a goal by Peverly in the first, but we were saved by the Jewish Connection on goals by Squid and Halpern in the 3rd. So, yeah looks like a good prediction.

WV: I don't want my buzgon until Tuesday morning.

Not Geoff Molson said...

GYMFH Go!

Steve said...

Holy Fuck drop the puck already

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Steve

Finally we agree on one thing.

the Maritimer said...

@Cornelius, yeah, that Bergeron guy isn't he one of those French Canadian pussies you Bostonians are always ripping on?

In this case I agree. Bergeron is a stated Habs hater. Good for him, he's where he belongs in Chokerville. The only good thing that jersey you are wearing is good for is cleaning rags...and I'm being polite.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Maritimer

Try not to lump me in with the bigots in my fanbase and I'll try not to lump you in with the ones in yours.

As to your original point, yes. Bergeron is the sole active Bruins born in Quebec. Heck, I even rooted against him when he won gold with Team Canada.

Then again, he is a gold-medal winner. Can't argue with that pedigree.

HabsFan29 said...

im with the "DROP THE FUCKING PUCK" crowd right now

Boob Gainey said...

Pedigree can't overcome the shame and the loser mentality that comes with wearing the spoked B.

the Maritimer said...

@Cornelius, OK, if you are ashamed of some of your Bruins' fans brethren for their treatment of French Canadians, you are OK in my books. I'm not bigotted at all, as I've mentioned, I'm part Acadian french om my mom's side.

At any rate, still don't like Bergeron despite all his gold medals because of his stated Habs hate. I'm hoping your jersey ends up in a dumpster after Saturday night just like in the commercial.

Cheers!

GO HABS!!

Chester said...

I can feel a hummm.

Chester's Mom said...

GET AWAY FROM THOSE POWER LINES!

LD