Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Magnificent Game 7 ~ Habs, with no help from the refs, clash and beat the Bruins 2-1 - Game Review and Boston's calling Collie Open thread

Onto a magnificent Game 7 - by The CHlash!

Don't you ever stop
Long enough to start
Don't take Squid out of that gear

Don't you ever stop
Long enough to start
Get that Gio into that same gear

Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 P.M.!
Move y'self to blog again
Bob Cold water in the FHFace
Brings us back to his awful place
Knuckles, merCHants and you lawyers, too

Must get up an' learn those rules

Blind linesman and the crazy refs
One says no goal and one says he didn't blow
A.M., what the F(uck).M(ontréal). Jack the new P.M. too
CHurning out that Bloc boogaloo
Gets you up and gets you high
But how long can they keep it up?
Gimme Gionta, Gimme Cammi
Not so CHeap and real on the PP
Bell Centre dollars and mclame's two cents
English 'pun'ded and galley make no sense

FHF lot! What?
Don't stop! Give it all you got!
FHF lot! What?
Don't stop! Yeah!

Working for a rise, RDS is a better station
I'll take CHantal Macabée's sophistication
She's seen the lads, she thinks their nice
Better work hard - Go Carey Price!
Never mind that it's time for da Boston bus
Habs got to work - an' they're one of us
Clocks go slow in my place of work
Dr. recchi' in drag and Lucic's a jerk

"When can I tell 'em wot I do?
In a second, Anon...oright CHuck!"

Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to Geoff the boss
It's his profit, it's his loss
But anyway lunCH bells ring
Take a few hour and do your thanng!

What do we have for entertainment?
Habs kickin' Bruins in another Game 7
Now the news - Pants! to attention!
The Habs are standing, Pretzel deserves a suspension
Italian mobster shoots a laser
DDD and Whiz better join the band
A beer in the fridge
Or a fridge in the beer?
Cowboys up - in TFS™ land

FHF lot! What? Don't stop. Huh?

Habs get back to work an' sweat some more
The Bs will sink an' we'll get out the door
It's not safe for man to work in shaved gorilla cages
Seabass hits the town, he drinks his wages
You Bs are frettin', you Bs are sweatin'
But did you notice you Bs ain't gettin'?
Don't you ever stop long enough to start?
PatCHes take your twitter outta that gear
Don't you ever stop long enough to start?
Coach get your fucking notepad outta here
Howie Morenz and Rocket Richard
Came to CHeckout the game from 7th heaven
Gillett was skint - but he had sense
Molson lent him the necessary pence

What have we got? Yeh-o, magnificence!!

Pernell Luther King and Mahatma Gill
Went to the boards to CHeck in the game
Bs, will be moidered by our favourite team
Who went on to win 2-nil

You can be true, you can be false
You be given the same reward
SuperPleXXXe, Challah and moeMAn are fixin'
Went the same way - through Timmie's kitCHen
Lego the Dane and Rin Tin Tits
They's more famous than Mex's billion millions?
News Flash: VaCHuum CHleaner Sucks Up Cherry



G Y F GAME 7 H G !!!!!!!


Steve said...

Rockin the CHash Bar, Moeman.


Vintage HF29 said...

OH YEAH. Sandanista! is the greatest 6-sided album in rock history

Unknown said...

Hal Gill would look fucking hilarious dressed as Ghandi, I'll give you that.


Public Domain said...

same coffee, same cup, same underwear

no brakes, CLUTCH GAME


Ryan White Riot!

wv: B's fans will squeje our windshields as Habs roll in to Washington

soperman said...

Another "Hall of Fame Post" (both Rock & Roll and FHF) moeman. One suggestion, however - it would be cool if we could hear the audio clip of you singing these tunes.

Go You Fucking Habs Go!

Jorge Eduardo Chaparro said...

Buddy of mine wrote this song and put the video together -

Unknown said...

Song really killed the discussion, huh?

Either way....I'm going to try to get some work done and then I'm headed out for the game. GO BRUINS! and stay safe in the ensuing riots.

soperman said...

Hockey Inside Out is reporting that Lucic will received no supplementary discipline.


WV - "dence" as in "The NHL is run by dence phucks who condone thuggery."

Chester said...

Fuck I had forgotten what this was like, I'm still hungover from last nite and we go again tonite.
Woa woa tabernak.
Was it just me or did I see Lego pop his arm back into his shoulder ...
How come I don't see anything about Lurchech being suspended.

Chester said...

So many questions ...

Mr. natural said...

Looky here a picture of the illegitimate offspring of Chara and Marchand.

Vintage HF29 said...

it's too quiet in here and there are ominous clouds rolling into Montreal. I'm FREAKING OUT MAN

moeman said...

Habs brought the sunshine with them to Boston.

ilikemontrealcanadiens said...

I was at the game last night. It was mental in there. So much tension all around me, it was insane.

I proudly predict that we'd beat them last night and that we'd do it again tonight.

The Habs have got cojones, competence and a penalty kill from heaven. These three things will see us through tonight.

Steve said...


soperman said...

@ mr. natural

it must still be young - not shaved yet!

ti-cul said...

@29, I listen to the cbc radio broadcast the other morning, and the animator was having quite a hard time saying the www address of this blog. Still never got it right at the end but it was quite funny. Maybe that's why it's so quiet around here.

Anyway fuck da ba-broonz
dry gorilla dry
bring on the straitjacket for lucic


Vintage HF29 said...

@ti-cul maybe you're right. they're all at, whatever the hell that is

Three FHF posts in one day? Three FHF posts in one day. Got a preview and open thread up for you kidz, see you there.