Friday, April 15, 2011

The Morning Skate for Sexy Friday, April 15

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of WAGs in Playboy...
  • Fuck da Broons, fuck the media in general and CBC in particular. Habs 2, Bs NOTHING. Major props to TFS of course, but also Gio and his two goals, The Mexican American and his sweet, sweet passes, Plexxxe for goading the shaved gorilla into the dumbest penalty to ice the game, PFK and the whole defense frankly for keeping most of the 31 shots low quality, CHokula even, well let's face it everyone. Even if we lose the next 4 straight, this was awesome. More later today;
  • Die PHucktards, die! Sabres 1, Flyers 0;
  • Joe Pavelski had the OT winner for the Sharks as they beat the Kings 3-2;
  • Vincent Damphousse has been charged with six counts of assaulting his wife. Innocent until proven guilty, etc., but ick. Nothing funny about domestic violence.
Long form highlights after a playoff win over the Bs + a TV commercial for, we don't know, tits maybe? = greatest Sexy Friday ever. Have a good one everyone.



23 comments:

Moey said...

If Gomez keeps playing the way he did last night, all is forgiven. Well, until next season of course.

Mr. natural said...

@29, Sunshine sure feels good this morning.

Thanks for the Tits!

Merci!

GHG!

soperman said...

OMG I cannot sleep. 15 more wins to the cup!!!

Anonymous said...

Corneeeeeliuuuuuuus.....

McPhee said...

"Gomez has the puck".

I'm in love with what that little creep bergeron said : of course if he SEES the puck he's going to stop it. Bad news, chuck. He's not going blind anytime soon.

And he's 6'4 215lbs. Can't exactly bowl him over like Jaro.

Good luck with your new objective of putting a man in front of the net at all times. We'll stick to our objective of scoring one more goal than you.

Alan said...

so im watching the game in the states and a bruins fan tries to talk shit to me with the following... why don't you go cal 911.. I couldn't help but laugh. Leave it to a low down pile of shit bruins fan to use a kid's injury to insult someone else. I almost drove home after the game just to post on this bitch.

McPhee said...

And FGS, what was with that stupid crowd going "Caaa-reeey, Caaa-reeey" midway through the second with their team being 0-for-22 on him.

"Caaareeeeey, you'reowwwwwwning uuuuus..."

Number31 said...

Meh. But a good meh!

Chester said...

Man I dunno what Triumph is but ... well .... fuck ya.
I thought we played an awesome game last nite. I also thought that The Beaners looked whuped from the get go. I don't think we will see that same team this Le Weekend. However, in the mean time ...ya baybee!

HabsFan29 said...

TFS is on the front page of both espn.com and cnnsi.com right now. What a morning

Moey said...

@Chester,

You can be well assured the B's will run Price every chance they get.

Boob Gainey said...

Broonz suck.

That is all.

bea.habs.fan said...

missed thegame but stayed up all night to catch Canadiens Express.
OUF
we handed them their ass
now to make sure they don't hand us ours !

GYMFHG

ti-cul said...

Glorious Morning, Habs win and the first day of a loooong stretch of sunshine. What a good day this is going to be.

and phack la ba-broons

PatCHes67 said...

Anyone notice on the NESN highlights package they were right in the middle of trashing Gomez when he fed it across to Gionta for the first goal. perfect!

Anonymous said...

good karma

Not Geoff Molson said...

Tits! It's a fantatastic Friday

Triumph - ze German Keependeboobenvonfloppen maker-nice work - any hands-on projects up for bid?

Can CBC do the opposite and keep the two boobs PJ Suck and Gary Galling from popping out?

The weather has that playoff smell...not that Leafs fans know what to do with it (see Kaberle as an example)

ti-cul said...

LOL Kaberle confused playing at this time of the year.

soperman said...

Their shavedgorilla looked pretty frustrated, but he can still do something stupid because he has not previous record.

Campbell and Murphy and Bettman are all dicks.

dwgs said...

You mean TRIUMPH?

Chester said...

Ya what did they say, that he is a gentlemanly player.
What a fucktard he is and always has been. It's not so much what he did to PleXXX, it's the head space he gets into. His temper is on a hair trigger, just an violent explosion waiting to happen. But ya, no he didn't try to put Patches head into the pole, fuck no he is such an unsuspended great guy...

Fucktard

kevincrumbs said...

@Patches67: To be fair, they were only doing the same thing us Habs fans have been doing the whole season...

Mr. natural said...

@ti-cul: LOL!!

@chester: ya that PHuck and then he pleads with the ref and you could lip read "he was holding my leag" ya he was holding your leg ya shaved gorilla 'cause he was hoping you would stop pounding on him.

I'm a little worried that Plexxxxx takes too much punishment and runs out of gas as we move on from the Bs.

They're going to come out hard but let's win the next one for PatCHes!!

GYMFHG!

Die PHucktards Die!

taht is all.