Friday, April 08, 2011

Sexy Friday has an announcement (for realz this week) for April 8th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of some Italian supermodel we've never heard of in lingerie...
  • Well we suppose there was bound to be a letdown after clinching a playoff spot Tuesday. Sens 3 Habs 2 (OT). It's not so much that we lost, it's that we looked pretty disinterested. Let's hope they use the Leaf finale tomorrow to actually tune up for the playoffs and not take a nap. More later today;
  • The Rangers loss to the Thrash accomplished two things. It made sure the Habs will finish in 6th or 7th, and it gave the Whalercanes a real shot at getting to 8th, though we're confident Bettman will make sure the New York market gets in the playoffs;
  • The Stars bolster their slim playoff chances with a 4-2 win over the Avs;
  • Now that's the way you prepare for the playoffs: 'Nucks 5, Wild 0;
  • The 'Nucks will be without Raffi Torres for the first 2 games of those playoffs thanks to the NHL's Wheel of Justice;
  • Henrik Zetterberg will miss the end of the regular season and will be day-to-day in the playoffs;
  • Our sympathies to the family of NHL's VP of Central Scouting EJ Maguire who died of cancer yesterday at age 58.
Ok so the announcement - we've got a project for YOU, dear reader. In the past we have turned over the last review of the season to our readers and this year we thought we would turn over the last preview of the season to you guys. Here's your chance to give us a day off for blogging glory! Spend some time on this Sexy Friday writing a paragraph about the Leaf, the Habs, the CBC, the season, the playoffs, Gomez, Tits, tits, whatever you want, and email it to us at fourhabsfans[at]gmail[dot]com. We promise to insert whatever you write, unedited, into tomorrow's preview. Remember to put your commentor name or other nom de plume in the email so your boss doesn't find out you cruise semi-porn sites at work. So get to work slaves! beloved readers! Need some inspiration? How about FHF's flavour of the month Kate Upton modeling beachwear. Happy Sexy Friday everyone.

17 comments:

moeman said...

Such a well-rounded gal.

VTHABSFAN said...

Classic! I am looking at the FHF page, and my three year old sun points to the banner:

him- but her has no clothes on, why?
me - cuz its friday son, it's friday
him- I like friday.

VTHABSFAN said...

SON, I meant write, really, I do know the difference.

Steve said...

"Im done with Bree, she went for charlie, if you see Kate, tell her I'll meet her tommroow"

I ate Mcsploogesauce for breakfast, the cupboard was bare of awesomesauce.

"Scott Gomez has the puck"

Steve said...

I am not sending in a preview unless Moeman checks the spelling.

Moey said...

Rough start this morning. Power went off during the night. It was pretty nipply for a while.

@Steve, I'm with you on the spelling issue, I wish I had an editor sometimes.

moeman said...

29 is teh editer and i hop hes halv-wey thru a buttle of scootCH when he desides to hitt teh post buttin.

Habsfan10 said...

This is gonna end badly. Imma get some popcorn.

bea.habs.fan said...

if I could even claim an inkling of inspiration I'd send in a contribution.
but beyond sprinkling profanity and beating on the leafs (too easy) I can't even begin to compete with the awsomenessness of this blog.

bea.habs.fan said...

oops and I forgot the nudity
so short of writing naked
or writing it on myself and sending in a picture
or sending in it as a sex tape

humm maybe I could get inspired.
it's not lik etheir is any actual hiockey analysis on this site ;-)

the Maritimer said...

@Moey, nipply? That cold, eh? ;)

HabsFan29 said...

i just want to say vthabsfan's son is the coolest kid ever

Le Douze said...

@bea - just scrawl "GYFHG" on your chest and send in a snapshot ... that will probably be as intelligent a piece of hockey analysis as any we're likely to see today (or for that matter on the broadcast tomorrow night).

Steve said...

Although they had to "twist my arm" I can not count all the crazy shit that has happened to me because somebody "twisted my arm", I did submit an entry. When you read it you will wonder if I am giving PFK a fair shot, and to pr empt that I say do not let yourself think I do not care about history, but it comes down to the question; does history make great people or do great people make history, and what if Buttman could change history.

Steve said...

This is fucking incredible, maybe I will get my Phd after all. Using sport as a metaphor for tracking the causes of human development, I have clearly answered the fundamental question that has dogged people since the beginning of time, and was exasperated by Count Bismark. It is fucking totally clear, great people make history. When scholars a thousand years from now pinpoint the moment, this revelation occurred, it will be with strippers and hockey.

Steve said...

Yu may not want to know what the poets are saying

moeman said...

Semintelligent hockey analysis and more Kate Upton in the posted review.