Are the Bruins about to crack?
Are the Canadiens ready to turn the screws?
Game 2 bitCHes!
The Enemy Within the TD Garden (Part 1 of Fear) ~ Bs shit their hockey Pants! in their pressure cooker arena that once gave them home ice advantage. Habs need to score first again to blow the top off the series whilst we sit back and watch the Bs fans lose their ugly lids. How about them Red Sox!?
Kid Gloves ~ Lego, DDD, TFS™, PFK! BAMF are all gaining post season experience. kadri isn't.
Red Lenses ~ Good goalie read over at The Gazette. Someone will have to translate and read it to shawn thornton.
Between the gerbil Wheels ~ PleXXXe's bitCH david krejci says all they need to do is score, that's all. Oh and he doesn't like the diving PFK!
Need to relieve some stress? ~ Go dance at an Apple Store.
Slow cooked recipe for pulled muscles ~
On my table ~ Infinium and Ali Larter
Like G & G another great duo delivers ~ G Y F H G !
Pressure pushing down since '73
Pressing down since no Bobby Orr
Under pressure - that burns bruins buildings down
Splits Cornelius in two
Parades Ray Bourke on the street
It's the Bs terror of knowing
What playoff chokes are about
WatCHing some good FHFriends
Screaming meth me out!
Play tomorrow - gets my comments higher
Pressure on Bs people - PJ shits his sheets
CHippin' around - kick my Pants! around the floor
These are the days it never creams but comments pour
People with big feet - chara's dick is petite
It's hnic's error of showing
What bob cold speaks about
WatCHing my good FHFriends
Screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Fun Sunday tomorrow - Habs gets me higher
Pressure on TSN people - webpage says Bs can be beat
Cherry turned away from it all like a fucking blind man
Sat on a Boston fence but it won't work out
Kept coming up with men but it was too many, Bs' hopes were torn
Whine - whine - whine
I Love Lafleur
cbc insanity laughs, under pressure don's CHracking
Can't we give their Bs one more CHance
Why can't they give Habs love
Cos Habs love's such an old Gallivan'd word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of their Cup fight
And love dares you to CHange our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is your last dance
This is your last CHance
This is ourselves
Under pressure
Under pressure
Pressure
270 comments:
1 – 200 of 270 Newer› Newest»Found this, Squid when asked about Chara's condition today:
"I've seen dehydration. Not pleasant.
I'm not an MD though unlike Mark Recchi,
so I don't think I'll diagnose the other team".
is there a write-in option for that ballot?
Go COMPETENCE. and always drink plenty of fluids
Mmmmmmassage. Love it. So the big ape won't be feeling 100 percent. Suck it Bruins.
What a coincidence, I have beef, veggies and mushrooms simmering in the slow cooker and a fresh loaf of crusty bread to mop up. Yum.
@moeman "under pressure" le mot juste, well done indeed.
...and your Squid quote is also gold.
Here is a link, to what I am told, will be played before Monday's game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK0l0XEW3Dw
PHuck that whining piece of shit ape.
Do it for PatCHes, do it for your selves, do it for us all.
GYMFHG!
Not going to get too carried away here. - I would like another competent performance please. That is all!
Anyone see Datsyuk? Man, he is AMAZING.
Also, GYFHG! And Squid is hilarious.
Thx Mr. n. Love that video, love the lyrics.
MTL for life!
2 hours 23 minutes......
If the big baboon is dehydrated, does it mean that he shrank?
and fuck the ba-broons.
5:07...
Die PHucktards Die!
Still Prongerless.
Oh, poor wittle Chara is thirsty? Does he have a broken vertebrae? Cause I know someone who does. I've seen people treat cancer more flippantly than CBC and TSN are reacting to this thing.
Intermission of Wings/Yotes game was almost exactly like the CBC semi-parody here the other day. Lots of talk about Boston without once mentioning who they are actually playing. Right at the end as a side note, Tits might not be playing. Anyway, HOW 'BOUT THOSE BRUINS?! Could you imagine the BBC jerking off over Real Madrid against Man United (I realize they don't play, I'm just trying to create an analogy). The most pathetic part was how they were promoting the fact that Cherry is doing the opening for HNIC tonight to explain what the Bruins need to do to win. Are you fucking kidding me? Unbelievably shameful.
Go Habs Go!
AN HOUR AND A HALF
it's too quiet in here
Put the shaved ape in a fridge. Freeze-dried Chara - feast on it, boyz.
GYFHG!!!!!
This Buffalo-PHucktards game is off the rails after 12 minutes
PHucktards change their goalie. BWAHAHAHA
WTF, 6 goals in like 12 minutes.
Die PHucktards Die!
srsly, this sabres-PHucktards is insane
so I'm catching up on my Puck Daddy (I know I know). in his story about Chara's lack of wawa, first he says Chara's roughing call on Plexxxe at the end of the game was "uncharacteristic", and then says maybe the reason he took that penalty was because he was dehydrated. Puck Daddy is in CBC territory now
^^^do not read the comments on that Puck Daddy story. really, save yourself
Chara on rubbing Plexxxie's face on the ice: "duh, I didn't know the ice was there, duh."
phucka da ba-broonz
GO YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING HABS GO!!!
an hour 8 minutes....
I love that no one noticed (or cared) that the Sexy Friday header has been up all day until i just changed it
second gear!
GYFHG!!!
and, of course, fuck the B's and diephucktardsdie
Now 18:02 ...
"Puck Daddy is in CBC territory now"
They've been there all season sucking hnicleafcbc dick.
FWIW, I'm not dehydrated.
Fucking wuss Bs crying about this lame shit and the media buying it. Drink up fuckers.
2-1 Bulldogs now and my boy Joe Stejskal ran over some b-Oiler with a huge open ice hit.
GYFH! And here's to COMPETENCE!
@ 10-4, you're coming to church?
44 minutes 18 seconds.....
New Bell Centre CHant will be Eau-lé, Eau-lé, Eau-lé, Eau-lé!
Can't wait to hear hnic asshole don cherry defend the dehydration excuse. So-called biggest, baddest bruin isn't smart enough to use his sippy cup properly.
From the web:
What's the best way to transition to a sippy cup?
Some bruins take to a sippy cup immediately; others take a while to get used to the idea. Here, claude, are some tips on making the transition easier:
Start off with a soft, pliable, NIPplelike spout, which will feel more familiar to your bruin than a hard 'sindenlike' plastic spout.
Show your bruin how to raise the cup to his g-APE-ing mouth and tip it up to drink. Use a ladder if you have to.
Give it some time. Until your bruin masters the maneuvers, you may want to put only water in the cup. When he shakes or throws it, even a sippy might not keep purple graAPE juice from hitting the carpet.
Don't worry if your bruin doesn't use the sippy cup properly for a while. It makes a fine toy, too! Collie campbell says so.
Try different models until you find one that suits your bruin. Some cups have valves that are so effective at keeping the liquid from spilling that children like marchand really have to work to get a drink.
Encourage your bruin to use a regular cup when you think he's ready. Does not include Bobby Orr.
Watching Hockeycentral, don't know if anybody watches this bunch, but the only person in the cbchnictsnsportsnetcotu who gives the Canadiens any props is Damien Cox and maybe Elliotte Friedman. Otherwise it's all Bruins all the time.
@The M., SN is a CotU-based hackfest, they hate the Habs. Weird that all these toronto-based mediots at cbc/tsn/sn are all of a sudden bruins fans. OK, not that surprising. Red Sox won a game? Against who?
Damien, when his Cox isn't in Burkkake's mouth can be OK but he know$/realize$ that he is a media whore and needs to lie back and just take it sometimes. Lets just be thankful he doesn't see the need/urge to scream like the small dick and compensating for it mcsplooge does.
cbc: 'shawn thornton's been great'
WTFahck?
@moeman, I agree the cotu media has Bruins dick firmly planted in their mouth, but Friday night Damien was saying the Habs have what the leaf needs...veteran leadership. Tonight he was saying they are a hard team to play against as Washington found out last year. Just good to hear somebody say something nice.
Switched to cbc, Healy explaining what the Bruins need to do to win. Oh well.
cbc: 'the temperature of the building can affect a guy'
Are these fucking fools serious?
What a bunch of pansies.
Bulldogs win 2-1! They activated The System™ and were outshot 14-2 in the 3rd. COMPETENCE!
@the M. I agree Cox isn't one of the truly bad ones.
cbc/hnic are digging so deep for Bs excuses and solutions its laughable.
TD arena too hot? Were any Bs dehydrated during the 41 regular season games?
Sick fucks.
Visors = pansification.
Headshots = pansification.
No instigator = pansification.
Disrespectful rookies = pansification.
Not enough water in your bottle = mansification.
not dehydrated, but getting really thirsty.
fuck you broonz.
18 minutes, 13 seconds........
Datsyuk musta drank lotsa water.
I don't know which one I dislike the most; the phucktards winning, or McFuck splooging all over it.
packada broonz
so is scotCH a good cure for dehydration? too late...
5-3 PHucktards. meh
No Tits.
I surmise that 29 doesn't splash water in his fine scotCH.
one ice cube becomes water eventually...
Shaved ape out!
lg is gonna need a glass of water after that Gill exposé.
Gill'd out has instantly become classic FHF word play.
Let me be the first.
lg is currently Gill'd out.
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chara is dried out, hnic is crying really wet tears, they are 'speeCHless. Sickos.
P.E.T.!!!
Maybe Chara is really a sea monkey.
Wow, no Chara! Seize the moment Habs...
heh, hahahrudey is left speechless because chara ran dry. Pansie. pj, hit him with your velcro-laced shoe.
Exclusive crotch's corner preview; now you listen kids, no matter how tall and ape-like you are (yes you too tie domi) drink your fluids. Need an example? Watch me piss down mclame's throat. See!
Wow, mclame just called them 'the smurfs'? Hater.
Enjoy.
http://www.tweeting-athletes.com/index.cfm?athleteID=12079
McLame just called the Habs Smurfs. what's your fucking problem
Tits out too. meh
i hope we dont get overconfident with the gorilla out
Holy shit, NHL does one of those slow motion old video commercials praising VAN and cbc/hnic runs it. The same cbc/hnic that hates the Canucks as much as they hate the Habs. Wow.
We MUST win with the shaved ape out.
Our Father who art in heaven....GO YOU MOTHER FUCKING HABS GO!
Go your Titless Habs GO!!!!!!!!!
cbc/hnic, CotU hacks par excellence.
USA!
GYFHG!!! Let's do it, boys!
Piss yellow towels. Très à propos.
Enjoy bob cold FHFers.
Divorcesky is da ref? Oh fuck.
"ladies and gentlemen bob cole" are the 5 worst words in the english language
cmon competence!
S Q U I D !!!!!!!!
Squid!!!
SQUID!!!
LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
OH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Cry galley cry! You fuck!
galley: OMG price gave up a rebound.
heely: OMG Bs crashed the net.
Pure. Fucking. hnic genius.
N31, who on the Bulldogs can be called up to replace CHicken?
that's right a penalty you dirty fucks
D A R C H E !!!
Pour some water on me!!!
Fellow McGill Alum!
DARCHE!!!!!
FUCK YEAH
DARCHE VADER!
DarCHe Vader!!!
*faints*
T F S ™ !!!!!!
Price is ridiculous.
bob cold just wet himself and sadly galley wasn't the recipient of his piss. God damned Depends.
I may have said it before but the TD Bs fans are as stupid as leaf fans. They only cheer when their team touches the puck of the centre line. Not. Hockey. Fans.
Red Sox!
thats some good pfk
I'm liking this CHange to The System™. Skate, shoot, score you fucking Habs.
Lots of hock-hock left, only 10 minutes played.
bob cold looking for a Bs goal. Why? Bias? Contract? Hate? Lack of water?
Yes lots of hockey left, agreed.
But man you can be sure they don't want to take a penalty.
BTW WHAT THE PHUCK IS CHICKEN DOING, oh ya absolutely nothing.
GYMFHG!
Blanche Dubois might do sometrhing tonight
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BRUINS YOU CBC FUCKS
oh great here comes the goonery
Fuck off Krejci/Horton.
suck it Julien
Say it cbc/hnic, PFK is colourful.
also don't know if anyone commented but HNIC played an Irish jig, not TO biased.
Heard that Mr. n. Figured it was because the game is in beansville and cbc/hnic has no real bias against fiddles.
Big hit PFK!
NICE HIT PK!
Permission to rock n' roll my last comment,
Hitsville PFK!
Why does bob cold 'want one, at least one?'
cold is practically cheering for the Bs
bob cold 'can't blame the bruins, they are trying'. WTFuck does that mena?
Someone get don old less cheery a glass of water.
BRUINS NEED TO SCORE!
TWO MINUTES LEFT FOR THE BRUINS TO SCORE!
BRUINS REALLY WANT TO SCORE!
JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE BRUINS SCORE!
THE BRUINS ARE REALLY TRYING TO SCORE!
STFU Cole.
Bruin hits a Hab: `THUNDEROUS HIT!`
Hab hits a Bruin: `......`
Those boos are music to my ears.
Cold begging the Bs to score
COMPETENCE, FUCKERS.
OMG! don old s is coming up! OMG!
COMPETENCE!
Now time for Don Cherry's incompetence.
Penalty after penalty after penalty?
What fucking game are you watching you old bruin nutsack?
Geez, am I the only watching RDS? It's not so bad. I mean, they haven't mentionned Desharnais. Yet.
Just watch that dirtbag mclame smirk. Feel like punching that asshole in the face?
@iRiRi, I'm watching RDS. Couldn't take Cold, Galley and Healy more thab 10 minutes.
Watched Cherry, he's lamenting the Bruins can't beat the Habs around without taking penalties.
I think the wheels are falling the Bruins. So sad. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Back and not blue, amazing, its all part of the plan, Chara comes down with Herpes viral simplex xxx. Why even play any more games, just give us the cup.
Wow, Don. Making fun of the concussions protocol? Fuck off. Taking brain injury seriously is only going to benefit the sport, unlike you and your ridiculous outdated tough-guy schtick.
Also, Ryan Wall doesn't play for the Habs. Ryan White does, though.
Maybe see above re: importance of taking blows to the head seriously.
Fun to see the sad cbc/hnic bruins fans wet themselves with tears but until it is a Habs 2 goal lead in the deciding game, I will laugh at them and hold on.
BTW, can they filter those tears and water down chararid?
Fuck I love the replay of Squid's goal. the cat went hard, hard, hard to the goal!
bob cold wants a SOG Cup. STFU!
I can't see the game, I'm too mesmerized by the broons' offensive firepower.
Do you realize that they beat us 7-0 this season?
Man, that's competence. I'm scared.
fucking goons
BLEED PK
Bleed PFK bleed!
heh, bob cold, after PleXXXe's near miss drops a huge load of sticky yellow bruins splooge.
Pleks is going to convert one of these chances at some point. And it will be glorious.
ack
crap
GAH! That was one ugly celebration.
Cole and Galley are awake now.
So its the caged in nutjobs.
is = are
HANG IN THERE SYSTEM
Erm, I don't have a good feeling about where this is going...
If Gomez can't even be bothered to cover his man in the post-season, why is he on this team?
See iRiRi you got heely all wet.
heh, hnic has discovered that bergeron is hot.
@moe - huh?
Why is gary galling interested in bruins winning battles?
iRiRi, heely got all Bs soaking wet just after you commented. Methinks he is following FHF.
cheez whiz is gonna have to cut a bitch
Spew all you want hnic clean hit.
Why are hnic'ers looking for a major swing?
The Versus kids know it was a clean hit and the guy just turned back in a weird way.
bob cold says Bs wanna break out of it? Why be pro-Boston? Has to be coming from hnic HQ.
NICE BOARDING FROM BEHIND
no penalty. victim was a black man
@moe - Ah, yes, must've been me.
This game is starting to scare me.
How was that not a hit from behind on PK.
29 sticks with his black brethren. Power!
HOW MANY BOARDINGS FROM BEHIND CAN YOU GET AWAY WITH
ffs
It is kinda mathematically neat that the Bs don't get penalties. Must help if your Dad is the math teacher.
SWISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swiss Mister II!
MISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWISS MISTER II!!!!!
omg im dying
WEBER!!!!
GYFHG!
2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swiss Mister II
gary galling just (b)ruined his only suit.
I forgot the !!!!!!!!! Oh and I'm feeling much better now!
Timeout TML? I LOVE IT!
boston's "giving Montreal the puck" because THEY SUCK galley
iRiRi, go streaking and film it!
O M Galling! No goal.
Apparently if Chara was playing Habs wouldn`t have scored. Because that worked out so well last game. And last year. And every other year Chara has played.
Dessert is enjoying a gift from;
http://www.oliviachocolatiers.com/26252.html
85%!!!
Did Wiz rebreak his face in that fight? I haven't seen him since ...
:(
i'll take 20 more minutes of competence please
bob cold "the bruins are in it". Bias? Contract? don cherry cock suck?
Nice little shot to the back of PK`s head by Douche-dick at the end of the period. No call.
ANOTHER shot to the black man. im gonna take it to the streets soon
PFK! is a 'target'.
Colour?
Cherry bounty?
bruins blather?
I
LOVE
PFK!
29 is dynomighty!
What is with the CBC cheering for the Bruins, does Harper already have a majority?
I wanted to buy a Subban T shirt, but it only comes in blue, so I got a TiTs and now he his hurt. Got TiTs heal fast.
Devorski should do his job and put Luchicken in the box for his after-whistle stupidity before something bad happens. Hal Gill finds it futile to reason with the company man.
So did they toss Wiz? Is Cherry going to point out how the guy saw him coming and turned? Bitches.
Jeremy Roenick: "Come on Boychuck, start to play like a Manchuck!"
(Note: This wasn't as much of a pro-Bruins comment as it sounds out of context. He had just ripped him for two of the goals and was displeased with the poor hockey basics.)
"After it was announced Chara wasn`t playing...the Canadiens were saying `what?! We have a chance!`"
Who won the last game? What reality do these morons exist in? t
cbc StovePipe recap;
Wow, mclame wants my name is tuuka in? Why, because he was a leaf?
mclame sucks don old less dick. Sick.
scott moronsson, a truly despicable CotU hack has zip to add.
Pierre TheBrown goes west, way west as he smells the hnic stink.
Kings without Schenn will lose the Cup. OMG! Get on it Burkkake!
heely in suspense, pissing himself. Depends™ to the rescue!
moronsson, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
heely about NHL financials is like Anon in FHF comments, delete!
Pierre TheBrown, gretzky hates the cold and wants money, money, money (for Janet).
moronsson with the Miami Vice beard, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Stay the fuck away from Kirk!!!
@moe - Streaking in this weather?! Yeah, I'm gonna have to pass.
Also, I don't know how any of you haven't demolished your TVs yet.
@ iRiRi,
1. I am getting drunked.
2. We are getting drunked.
S T E V E !!!
Hey this is possibly a stupid question, but is that Eat Shit Bruins shirt for real? Because I'd like to get one ASAP
OK, Martin, engage the System.
Lock this fucker down.
@swarkles;
http://www.inxtremis-wakeboard.com/fr/men/by-types/t-shirt/habs-t-shirt-bruins-eat-shit-1.html
for the CBC, it's all about Chara not being on the ice
@moeman for the game review you have to show the shot of Turko Rusty on the bench, he looks like a little fucking girl. The Bruins have been transformed into little girls and its starting to show first on the back up goalie
Idiotte Friedman says the nutjob TD fans have to get into the game? Why does a cbc/hnic'er say this? bob cold says the same. Why the hate cbc?
and I echo moe - STEVE! it's like you never left
@29 I am feeling good like I know that I should, we are smoking.
@Steve, I will let the FHF powerful powers know of your idea. 29 is one tough black-ish mofo (aka 29BAMF!) so I's got my work cut out.
two minutes for being a black man
Buttmans cell phone bill must be huge
another skating while black penalty
Kill it for PFK!
bob cold, "no doubt".
Change your diaper you fuck.
Galling is crossing his fingers. Hard to do when they are in your nose.
nice fucking kill
heh, cold actually said 'the Habs don't know where the puck is' on the PK. What a fucking fool.
Great PKing tonight. You'd think hnic would've noticed. Too busy bruining.
11:58 left of this hnic garbage.
G Y F H G!
I have a dream, I have a dream, a Bob Bourne end to end for PFK.
Cam Neely no longer known as most overated hockey player is history, now biggest dork in a suit.
SteveOlé, I'd love a Stanley Cup Orr-ish v. St. Loo Superman flying through the air type of goal from the PFK! and I can wait for don old less going all klan on PFK!'s ass. Doubt cbc/hnic would fire him though.
10:03
LESS THAN TEN MINUTES OF COMPETENT SYSTEM YOU FUCKERS
Cold: "Boston needs just the one". that's good math
Bob Cold, Montreal is up by two goals but Boston needs just the one, what is Buttman going to call it a 3 point goal, the first in History.
(s)cam neely has no Stanley Cup rings but he scored some goals on Patrick Roy. Also, Yvon Lambert scored a beauty once and it counted.
A kabalearion end to that rush.
Our Swiss Miss II has more important playoff goals than (s)cam neely.
(s)gary galling, "believe it or not the Habs ..." this hnic fucker starts every Canadiens bashing sentence with this.
At least the Red Sox won.
Great Habs 4CHecking.
SYSTEM THOSE FUCKERS TO DEATH
"The Canadiens start to slow the pace" ? WTFuck! cold, get lost and die.
Ice cream!!!
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