Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The Flyers: A History of Evil - Ron Hextall Arrested for Assault With a Deadly Weapon

June 1, 1987 (AP/UPI) - Fresh off his Conn Smythe-winning, Stanley Cup Finals-losing performance, Ron Hextall was arrested late last night for Aggravated Assault with a deadly weapon, to wit, a SherWood model 8100 goalie stick, outside Tiki Bob's Cantina in Philadelphia. Witnesses saw the netminder viciously attack several patrons screaming "I'll get you, Kent Nilsson, you little Swedish Fucktard!!" Chico Resch was unavailable for comment.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah so...

evilphillyfan said...

go Philly! Habs play like the Caps. No problem!

HabsFan29 said...

@evilphillyfan - sure no problem when you score on a bullshit OT penalty call

I like that at least you recognize your evil-ness. welcome to FHF

Tony said...

Chico Resch...ah the memories...

TH

Araev16 said...

First, I wouldn't expect a Philly fan to know any better, but the Habs do not play like the Caps.

Second, you are going to get you asses handed to you. And I will laugh when you do.

Third, I want to knock the glasses off of Steven's putrid little face. I hope Clarke gets herpes and ebola from a hooker. And I hope Briere loses a slap fight to Lapierre.

Flying Toaster said...

So Kane, Toews and Backstrom are nominated for rookie of the year... What about Price? Seriously!

Dennis said...

Araev16, you seem to have your panties in a bunch - are you scared? Are you crying? It's ok, little girls are allowed to cry.

Montréaliste1 said...

Boooooo. Sorry, just read your comment about Brière.

With a tight defence and our known-to-be explosiv attack, we should do allright. But we played like donkeys in a couple of games against the Bs.

HabsFan29 said...

@FT - anti-goalie bias. All 3 are worthy, though maybe Toews should have been left out for missing 20 games or so. But then Price spent some time in Hamilton too, so who knows. I'd prefer he win the Conn Smythe anyway ;)