- TFS(tm) is your rookie of the month for March;
- Pens clinch the Atlantic Division, move two points ahead of the Habs for the East lead (and they hold the tiebreaker), and generally scare the fuck out of everyone as Malkin and Hockey Jesus lead the way in a 4-2 win over Philly;
- Brodeur beats Boston in a shootout;
- Whalercanes beat Tampa, move one win from the division title;
- Here's the East standings, much easier than me trying to explain what's up in the 6-9 range. The West is there too, but who cares.
Buffalo tonight in the penultimate game. Where has the season gone?