Play Your Tits Off - The FHF Round One Preview: Intro

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Welcome to Play Your Tits Off, the FHF preview of the Broons-Habs Eastern Conference Quarterfinal Extravaganza (ECQE) starting tomorrow night. We've got big plans for you, dear FHF reader. We'll take a look at the forwards, the defence, and the goalies for both teams, and then wrap it all up with the FHF fave, "10 Things I Hate About the Bruins." It'll undoubtedly be stripperriffic. To start you off, let's hit the HF29 preferred mode of discourse, the bullet point, to set the table:

• Habs are 8-0 against the B's this year, as if you didn't know that already;
• Habs are 24-7 in playoff series against the Bruins all-time;
• The coaches - Carbo won 3 Cups as a player, that's something I guess. I always thought Julien got the shaft around here. He actually led the Habs to a miracle 3-1 down series comeback against these very same B's in a 2004. Whoa, dude;
• The wounded - DOOM has not been cleared to play yet, Saku might show up soon, but Ryder should be ok to go. I would have preferred one of the other two. For Boston, we may yet see Bergeron and Savard both making early appearances.

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