September 8th, 1980 (AP/UPI) - Still stinging over their loss to Bob Nystrom and the Islanders in the 1980 Cup final after dominating the regular season with a 35 game unbeaten streak, the Flyers start an international incident on their way to Florida for a pre-season camp. After overhearing a pro-Islanders comment from a fellow passenger, the enraged Flyers overpower United Airlines Flight 367 crew and hijack the plane, forcing a landing in Cuba. The Flyers threaten to execute a passenger an hour until their demands are met: the retroactive awarding of the 1980 Cup to the Flyers and the heads of Isles sniper Mike Bossy and star defenceman Denis Potvin delivered to the Spectrum "on a sharpened Sherwood". Cuban dictator Fidel Castro calls the Flyers "la naranja y diablos negros" (the orange and black devils) as the bodies pile up on the tarmac of Havana International Airport. US Army Rangers are finally able to subdue the Broad Street Bullies using a combination of silver bullets, tear gas, and firewagon hockey.
Friday, April 25, 2008
The Flyers: A History of Evil - Terror in the Skies
September 8th, 1980 (AP/UPI) - Still stinging over their loss to Bob Nystrom and the Islanders in the 1980 Cup final after dominating the regular season with a 35 game unbeaten streak, the Flyers start an international incident on their way to Florida for a pre-season camp. After overhearing a pro-Islanders comment from a fellow passenger, the enraged Flyers overpower United Airlines Flight 367 crew and hijack the plane, forcing a landing in Cuba. The Flyers threaten to execute a passenger an hour until their demands are met: the retroactive awarding of the 1980 Cup to the Flyers and the heads of Isles sniper Mike Bossy and star defenceman Denis Potvin delivered to the Spectrum "on a sharpened Sherwood". Cuban dictator Fidel Castro calls the Flyers "la naranja y diablos negros" (the orange and black devils) as the bodies pile up on the tarmac of Havana International Airport. US Army Rangers are finally able to subdue the Broad Street Bullies using a combination of silver bullets, tear gas, and firewagon hockey.
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combination of silver bullets, tear gas, and firewagon hockey.
i am crying here with laughter
"la naranja y diablos negros"
hahaha that literally translates to the orange (an actual fruit) and the black devils. Sounds like a sitcom.
You want:
Los Diablos en Naranja y Negro
Either way, I think we can all agree that the US Army Rangers did an excellent service to the
Dammit, I knew "HalfAssedTranslation.com" was probably not my best source for Spanish.
"AP/UPI" ?? Am I slow on getting a reference here ?
you guys are killing me, again! on a sharpened Sherwood indeed.
The girl in the picture below's hair is covering up her satanic goat horns and the jersey is covering her hairy; pentagram branded chest! Good articles boys!
Good job. Now the world is finally seeing the true face of those evil flyers.
Video proof that the Flyers are indeed pure evil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfsorLmH-f4
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