Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Post Wherein We Prostitute Ourselves for Fun and Profit

You know, during these here playoffs, FHF has been deluged* by requests to promote assorted crap. We are generally above this sort of thing, but if it gives us a chance to post a pic of a hooker with calves that A-Rod would kill for, we figured WTF.

Two acts of prostitution today. First, you have one day left to enter the Bring Home the Cup Contest. You could win a big motherfucking HDTV, tons of delicious yet fattening and cholesterol-laden Pepsi and Lays products, an Xbox 360 and more goodies. All of it brought to your house by Mark Messier, who will have the real fucking Stanley Cup with him! Yeah, yeah, I know it's Messier and you probably hate him, but he's got the Cup dammit! You can drink booze out of it or piss in it or whatever you want! With 19 of your friends. What a prize.

Our second act of prostitution is to tell you to watch the Stanley Cup Playoffs on Versus! Where the fuck else you gonna watch it? You know, assuming you live in the U.S.A. and actually have Versus on your cable, and don't get CBC. Then make sure to watch the Stanley Cup Playoffs on Versus!

I feel dirty.

(h/t to MYFO and their The Weekly Whoring series, which is our obvious inspiration)

*if deluge means "2 or 3"


Habsfan10 said...

A friend once opined that you're only a prostitute if it's your only source of income. So I think we're okay until this blog gets us all fired.

HabsFan29 said...

Hey! Thx 10, now I can prostitute myself regularly and as long as I keep my day job, I'm good! Nice

Wait, what if my day job is as a lawyer? Hmmmm

steve downie said...

lamest. post. ever.

oh, btw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfrKZcNRfDc

HabsFan29 said...

quality comment mr downie. and of course, that grainy video of one incident proves 100% Price is a diver

Montréaliste1 said...

He's a hero He'll be back.

Reasonable Doubt said...

As Gawker has told us time and again, It's not whoring if you do it for free...or for a playoff tracker board.

HabsFan29 said...

thanks RD! I forgot that all the best life lessons come from the Gawker Shop

gohabs said...

I hate Versus, it's such shit. And the commentators are terrible.