Saturday, April 16, 2011

Grace Under Pressure ~ Round 1 - Game 2 ~ Relaxed Habs vs. pressured Bruins, Game Preview and soothing open thread

Are the Bruins about to crack?
Are the Canadiens ready to turn the screws?
Game 2 bitCHes!
After the image ~ There's always anti-CHambre and the hnic CHomedy once the game is over on RDS, Versus, NESN and cbc. I think I'll be watCHing The Comedy Awards cuz Tina Fey is sexy and funny.
Distant, Early Warning ~ Oh, oh, breaking news says chara is said to be feeling the pressure and was admitted to the hospital for dehydration. Sure. While he's on the gurney, check to see if he has a heart. I say he's afraid to get de-hided, again. False alarm, the shaved gorilla is playing. Make his blood pressure boil boys. Journal de Montréal got a hospital pic.
Red Sweater A ~ Gotta give our boys an A for effort in Game 1. Lead by Captain Gio, his MexiCAN! friend, TFS™, some stellar D and pitCH perfectly planned playoff coaCHing. Do it again!

The Enemy Within the TD Garden (Part 1 of Fear) ~ Bs shit their hockey Pants! in their pressure cooker arena that once gave them home ice advantage. Habs need to score first again to blow the top off the series whilst we sit back and watch the Bs fans lose their ugly lids. How about them Red Sox!?
The Body ElectriCH ~ Genius clod julien turns up the heat by making his charged up gooins practice crowding and crashing the Habs' net. Bodies'll be flying.

Kid Gloves ~ Lego, DDD, TFS™, PFK! BAMF are all gaining post season experience. kadri isn't.

Red Lenses ~ Good goalie read over at The Gazette. Someone will have to translate and read it to shawn thornton.

Between the gerbil Wheels ~ PleXXXe's bitCH david krejci says all they need to do is score, that's all. Oh and he doesn't like the diving PFK!

Need to relieve some stress? ~ Go dance at an Apple Store.

Slow cooked recipe for pulled muscles ~
Slow cooked recipe for success ~ Pulled pork.

On my table ~ Infinium and Ali Larter
On Moey's ~ Purrfect amount of pressure.

Like G & G another great duo delivers ~ G Y F H G !



Pressure pushing down since '73

Pressing down since no Bobby Orr
Under pressure - that burns bruins buildings down
Splits Cornelius in two
Parades Ray Bourke on the street


It's the Bs terror of knowing
What playoff chokes are about
WatCHing some good FHFriends
Screaming meth me out!
Play tomorrow - gets my comments higher
Pressure on Bs people - PJ shits his sheets


CHippin' around - kick my Pants! around the floor
These are the days it never creams but comments pour
People with big feet - chara's dick is petite


It's hnic's error of showing
What bob cold speaks about
WatCHing my good FHFriends
Screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Fun Sunday tomorrow - Habs gets me higher
Pressure on TSN people - webpage says Bs can be beat


Cherry turned away from it all like a fucking blind man
Sat on a Boston fence but it won't work out
Kept coming up with men but it was too many, Bs' hopes were torn


Whine - whine - whine
I Love Lafleur


cbc insanity laughs, under pressure don's CHracking
Can't we give their Bs one more CHance
Why can't they give Habs love
Cos Habs love's such an old Gallivan'd word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of their Cup fight
And love dares you to CHange our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is your last dance
This is your last CHance
This is ourselves
Under pressure
Under pressure
Pressure

270 comments:

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Steve said...

Is it against the rules to call interference against Boston, fuck.

Pyatt has earned a nick name, great mucking game for him,

the Maritimer said...

Anybody notice Gomez is getting very little ice time? Letting Bergeron go for his goal seems to have earned him some benchtime. What a shift Eller, Pyatt and Weber just had!

moeman said...

Oooooooooh, iRiRi, just one comment too streaking soon.

Orangeman said...

Bruin `fans` are leaving. If I ever got my hands on playoff tix here you`d have to pry my seat from my cold dead buttocks no matter what the score.

moeman said...

CoaCH CHocula is resting the G&G combo. Can you imagine the Bell Centre reception our boys will be getting? Can anyone understand the lack of hnic enthusiasm for this game's outcome? (s)gary just said a Bs shot wide could've been a difference. Am I living in Bizarrold world?

Young HF29 said...

I think pyatt's played 20 minutes

moeman said...

<2:00

moeman said...

Leave fuckers, leave.

iRiRi said...

Are some anon's comments being deleted or is the sheer excitement of this game making me hallucinate?

Young HF29 said...

WALK OUT YOU LOSER FANS

"he's Danish! you buy that at a coffee shop" FUCK OFF GALLEY

moeman said...

Wow, heely slagging Lego's Danish nationality. Why?

Orangeman said...

Galley getting so mad he`s making anti-Dane slurs. Stay classy, HNIC.

Man, he sounds mad.

Young HF29 said...

"a lot of hockey left". right you asshole

moeman said...

Black29, that was heely, not (s)garygalley.

iRiRi, hit the refresh button.

Steve said...

Friday I was at the Bell Center, scalpers were starting at $900 a pair, looking back it may have been a good investment. Probaly worth $1200 now

Young HF29 said...

those CBC white folks are all the same

moeman said...

Boys, the anti-Dane slag was heely's and now he is making kessposito jokes. What the fuck is in the toronto water these assholes drink?

iRiRi said...

@Steve - that has to be for the reds, right?! Yikes.

Steve said...

another shot of the little girl goalie on the bench

moeman said...

2-0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Young HF29 said...

FUCK YEAH FUCKERS

Steve said...

another shot of the little girl goalie on the bench

Its no sweep its a powerwasher elimination

moeman said...

Can the cbc/hnic be less enthusiastic?

GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU SICK, SICK FUCKS.

Allen Cup winner? Really. i'm from fucking Cambridge and I could give a fuck. Pure denigration of the Habs win. Disgusting.

Steve said...

@irri - I did not ask but those were the worst tickets.

Anonymous said...

Ah HA! Suck that Seabass!

Orangeman said...

Healy, Galley, they all look alike.

Steve said...

I think had the leafs been playing it would have been different, at least the CBC would be cheering for a Canadian team, what a fucking bull shit attitude.

Price, Lego, PFK 3 Stars

moeman said...

There is some weird bacteria in the cbc/hnic water they are feeding their fucks. No way in fucking hell a group is this anti-Habs like these assholes are.

Young HF29 said...

Cherry doesnt even know the Bs backup goalie name. after not talking about the Habs at all. kill me

moeman said...

heh, heh, don old less wants 'task' in. Racist fuck propped by mclame...and now Allen Cup highlights for who, old, white, Anglo, Franco-haters? Get lost!!!

BarrrruCH said...

woohooooooo!!!!!
alright!!!!!
fuck you you dirty fucking bearshit sucking schmucks!
and fuck you cbc pigs!
HMS Gill! Moenmanz!!!! Swiss Mister II!!!! Squid!! Plexxxe!!! TFS!! great game despite ref letting lots of Bs boarding go. GHG!!!!!

LeBuuuuut said...

This was a great game. You knew that the Bruins were going to score at some point and how the Habs responded would be huge for the rest of the series. But they went right back out there and put another one past Thomas. I enjoy this team.

Young HF29 said...

if you watched the CBC you'd have no idea a CANADIAN team went in to the opponent's building and grabbed a 2-0 lead.

Orangeman said...

Cherry wants to sniff Price`s underwear. I`m...disturbed.

the Maritimer said...

Hey Cornelius! Bruins in 6?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Habs only have to win 2 out of 5.
I like their chances.

moeman said...

Note to CoaCH Martin, keep, playing, Weber.

Yannick, disregard that 'checking your underwear' comment by don old less, he's just a sick, lonely fuck and his dog blue ain't happy tonight either.

Steve said...

This is way to easy, either Boston is that bad or we are that good, or Price is bigger than Jesus.

Mr. natural said...

Love to all and a drunken good night!

GYMFHG!!!!

Number31 said...

Ohhh my gawd that made me sweat. My dad was worried the Bruins would come out swinging. I shrugged, told him they'll win 3-1 or 3-2. Eller and Pyatt were fantastic. Marmaduke and Mucker! Now...if only we can get Pouliot hypnotized to think he's playing against Minnesota or trim that stick down a bit.

And one more call for COMPETENCE! Something Lucic doesn't have.

Steve said...

I was entirely confident before the series began, but my underwear not so much.

moeman said...

@Steve, playoff hockey Bro, cbc/hnic has no clue what it is. Someone please punch mclame in the face, please.

the Maritimer said...

@29, agree, a Canadian team wins two in the opposition's barn and they could give a fiddler's fuck. If it was the leaf they would be weeping for joy.

I'm calling the local CBC station on Monday to complain.

LeBuuuuut said...

Hey guys, let's not get too excited. Remember that Boston lost after being up 3-0 last year.


Oh wait... That's another reason to be excited.

GYFHG!

moeman said...

@Steve, why wear underwear? Why?

moeman said...

@The M. don't other, the cbc/hnic'ers could care less.

I love the balanced love and excitement in here. Gotta win 4. 2 to go. GYFHG!

Steve said...

Pretzel and Marchmant look like extras out of the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O76m3kpgPTQ>>Hills Have Eyes</a>

The Bruins are going to have to be blown up real good, cause they have not only caught blue and white disease, they have a mutated strain of Black and Gold Herpes.

Orangeman said...

HNIC has the worst highlights. 4-3 Wings-Yotes, only see Wing goals. Phucktards-Sabers 5-4, only show 3 Phlyer goals.

Then they talk more about Philly than the Habs after the game just to cut short to rush to a curling match. Man, these guys really hate the Habs. National broadcaster!

Steve said...

Gotta love that trade for Kaberale, his shot makes Gomez look like Chara. What did that cost the Bruins, a first round pick, guaranteeing they do not sign him.

the Maritimer said...

@Steve, Burkie pulled one last trick on Boston, he infested their dressing room with leaf disease via Kaberle. Poor bastards never saw it coming.

Steve said...

@Maritimer, yeah watching the Leafs and the Bruins fuck each other up is more satisfying than an Iran vs Iraq war.

moeman said...

Never expected 2 wins in Beansville.

Still need 2 more.

MTL crowd will be loud. Too loud for cbc/hnic?

chara is a wuss. Dehydrated? Really?

Fuck all hnic employees and their families, friends and paid prostitutes.

moeman said...

OK, I was a bit rough, apologies to all the prostitutes.

LeBuuuuut said...

During the game, I wanted to say that I hadn't heard Kaberle's name all night, but I didn't want to jinx it and have him get a hat trick in 2 minutes.

Steve said...

Gotta pile on Chara a bit more while the wounds are fresh. Dyhrdration, in the first round of the playoffs, are you kidding, no seriously, it was Herpes Simplex xxx for sure.

His Wiener turtled so hard it looks like a sore coming out of his ass.

Steve said...

@Lbuut, the big shock is that the CNIBC blind men did not wax on poetic for an hour about him, and his fantastic skills.

Rips It, Scores! said...

The Bruin's season

moeman said...

You know whats weird? I am feeling a bit dehydrated. Methinks Black29 suggested adding ice to my drink. Oh look, Amaretto with cranjuice.

moeman said...

Have fun in Lake Placid you fucks.

iRiRi said...

Heh, turns out, the weather's not THAT bad.

Can't believe they're coming home with a 2-0 lead The Bell Centre is going to be ROCKING on Monday. Can't. Wait.

GYFHG!

McPhee said...

When the Habs rule I have bigger concerns than the cbc wetting itself.

When they win, however, I do find extra joy in seeing a bunch of grown men crying in a group of "Habs are infinitely better than all of our teams put together support group".

I also think that kind of sick. twisted attitude is, exactly like 29 said, telling Montreal fans (and that's a lot of Quebecers) : your team is not Canadian, your hometown isn't situated in Canada, and you guys aren't really Canadian anyways. Sovereignty polled today at 43% Yes to a "hard" question (no partnership bullshit).

Just saying: maybe hnic is actuallly, physically, destroying the fabric of Canada.

WV: brick, as in : "you wouldn't see a more desperate firesale at The Brick"

moeman said...

iRiRi, get, out, there!

~~~

Also, why does don old less say the Habs 'won't fight'? They are up 2-0 on your and the hnic's fucking bruins. Do you fucks have bonus clauses to slag he Canadiens?

moeman said...

@McPhee: "Just saying: maybe hnic is actuallly, physically, destroying the fabric of Canada."

They, are, leaf fan.

moeman said...

BTW, Squid scored, left, handed.

Steve said...

@Mcphee, I thought maybe you had taken to much Tony Robbins while doing window pane, but you were right all along.

Go Habs GO

moeman said...

"The Bruins pulled Thomas for an extra skater, but did not get a shot off in the final minute."

McPhee said...

Meant Habs lose in that first sentence. It's because of my new program (10 If: Habs, goto rule 20 Run). I used to be captain dejection like everyone here.

You do realize what a pain in the ass it is to score on this team, yes? Further, you also realize what tends to happens to teams who are a pain in the ass to score against, yes?

moeman said...

FUCK! I love this team!

kevincrumbs said...

Dammit, Blogger ate my super long comment. Normally I'd be annoyed but the Habs are up 2-0 on the Bruins.

Who cares? Everything is unicorns, rainbows, naked chicks and Lucic huddled up in a corner crying.

HabScot said...

:-)

Nothing else to say.

:-)

wv: proad. I am proad.

:-)

ti-cul said...

agree with kc

triple ice cream? ho les shit!

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