Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Seven, bitCHes - Game 7 preview and open thread


Game seven, Habs-Bs. Not much more to say, is there? Guess what, I'm gonna say shit anyway. Don't worry, I'll be brief. I've got meth hits to prepare.

One - 7 PM start from the seventh circle of hell aka the TD Fleet Banknorth Gardening Center.

Two - The difference between the digits 1 and 3 which can be found in the jersey numbers of the Habs' two best players right now. Coincidence? I think not.

Three - The number of wins for each team in the series so far. Where else but FHF can you get this valuable information?

Four - The number of weeks DDD is out. And CHokula is keeping the rest of his lineup super duper secret until after the first period.

Five - Not the number of games Milan Lucic was suspended. He will play tonight. Like you ever doubted that.

Six - The number of skaters a certain Donald S. Cherry threw out there in the most famous Habs-Bs Game 7. How I miss you Danny Gallivan.

Game Fucking Seven - Win or lose, try to keep the post-game rioting to a minimum. The cops are ready for you.

(Hopefully not for the last time) GYFHG!!!!!11!!!!

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HabsFan29 said...

oh squid

moeman said...

Today's NHL, a bunch of pricks cheapshotting. You win bettman and campbell.

iRiRi said...

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

HabsFan29 said...

CMON BOYS CASH IT

kevincrumbs said...

Homeboy Bergeron trying to help us out again.

iRiRi said...

I WILL DIE I SWEAR

moeman said...

PFK!!!!!!!!!!!

moeman said...

HOLY SHIT!

HabsFan29 said...

PFK!!!!!!!!!

/faints

Orangeman said...

/faints

kevincrumbs said...

FUCK YEAH! HOW YA LIKE HIM NOW, ASSHOLES!?

LeBuuuuut said...

HOLY FUCK! SUBBAN! HOLY FUCK!

iRiRi said...

PFK!!!

IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD

Hypnotoad said...

PERNELL FUCKING KARL!!!

kevincrumbs said...

(Now, please don't blow this shit. Score the next goal. Go Habs Go.)

Steve said...

I beliveve PFK PFK

moeman said...

PFK!s reaction is one for the books.

bea.habs.fan said...

OMG
i heard screaming outside and a screeching breaks
maybe the police should be here rather than downtown

Habsfan10 said...

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!?!?!?!?!??!!!!

HabsFan29 said...

nice mugging Ference you fuck

Orangeman said...

Wow, the Bs are taking full advantage of knowing they won't call another penalty against them. Thugs.

Steve said...

wtf a wwe by the toucan on PFK no penalty

moeman said...

Can you fucking believe PFK! takes us to an OT? Seabass re-shit his piss and shit stained pants. cold is depressed.

kevincrumbs said...

Go Habs Go. I know you can do it.

Bill 10-4 said...

Habs/B's playoff games are fun no?

The Goat seems to agree

Ativan is good too

Number31 said...

Patrice Bergeron is a secret agent, apparently... He heard the ole ole ole and like the Manchurian Candidate he is, high sticked Wiz so that PK could tie it up.

Orangeman said...

No matter what happens, I'm happy with the effort our boys put in this series. We all know if it goes one way, they'll say the refs handed it to them. If it goes the other, they'll say they were dominated. But we all know the truth. And the truth is encouraging.

kevincrumbs said...

@Number31: I laughed outloud at that.

I'm calling Squid for the OT winner.

HabsFan29 said...

I dont know if i will survive without a defibrillator in OT. help me!

@Shannon - no one is deleting your comments. i dont know what happened to it, i did see it. you wrote "bullshit call of the game", i saw it. nothing offensive there, youre entitled to your opinion. blame Blogger, sorry

Cherry trying to say nice things about PFK. good luck Don

Orangeman said...

Errr, is Cherry overcompensating? I'm affraid.

moeman said...

if teh Habs win this and you can redefine royal wedding.

~~~

Like he did with Crosby, the hateful, racist, xenophobe cherry is sucking up to a kid he continuously slagged (and wanted injured/taken out) to gain pints with his even more hateful hnic lemmings. Sick fuck.

kevincrumbs said...

Keenan & Roenick ripping on Bergeron for his dumb highsticking. Like y'all with Cherry, I'm also scared.

dwgs said...

By the power of Shakira's ass I demand a Habs win!!

moeman said...

cbc/hnic do not deserve the right to cover the Habs. cherry says CHallah ran his head into ferrence. Stay classy cbc.

kevincrumbs said...

Nice to see the Dominatrix doing his thing in Pittsburgh.

Steve said...

Hips dont lie, go habs, and you know Lego pots the winner

Sofia said...

I'm not sure if I'm about to have a heart attack or an orgasm, watching this game.

GO YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING HABS GO!!!

moeman said...

Lambert!!!

Mr. natural said...

Holy PHuck! What happened? Passed out after PFK buried on the PP (how happy it makes me, to say that).

So I guess it's an OT winner for ...........HALPERN! Though I wish Tits would get it for redemption purposes, can't believe we played him in the third.


Well it's been a hell of a ride this series, now Go You Mother Fucking Habs Fucking Go Go GO GOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!

Die Broonz Die.

And after all is said and done, it looks like the biggest piece of shit on a team choc full of turds is....PHuckPhace Ferrence. He should get a suspension upon review, min 3 games, but he'll probably get the Mike Richards suspension.

That is all, gotta breathe.

bea.habs.fan said...

given that we can't seem to score 5 on 5, I'm dreading this sudden death

moeman said...

cold wants a Bs goal.

kevincrumbs said...

Go Habs Go. Knock these pig fuckers out of the playoffs.

HabsFan29 said...

i need meth. and a defibrillator

HabsFan29 said...

that's it, keep shooting

ea.habs.fan said...

how long can they keep that level of pressure
I'm afraid to watch

moeman said...

Can't breathe.

moeman said...

Disgusting.

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Orangeman said...

fuck. OH well, good effort.

iRiRi said...

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

kevincrumbs said...

As I said when they couldn't get the puck out, "I don't like this".

Good effort by the Habs. Fuck the Bruins and I never, ever thought I'd say this but GO FLYERS GO.

kevincrumbs said...

Also, Go Habs South!

moeman said...

hnic circle jerk.

iRiRi said...

You know, I thought it would hurt more but it's not so bad. I'm proud of them.

Is it October yet?

GYFHG!

bea.habs.fan said...

and ....
that's why I hate sudden death
gonna go drown my sorrows in Morpheus' arms

so who do we cheer for now that's NOT the boons or the PHucktards?
I'm actually sorta looking forward to hockey without the emotional ups and downs on Habsfandom

WV no palnes for the Habs this year - too many on IR or playing dead

Orangeman said...

Now for 24 hours of hearing how the Bruins dominated this series (three OT wins).

Damn, and I had my riot shoes on and everything.

Now to watch the Phlyers sweep these classless fuckers.

moeman said...

Great show of class Habs. Bruins don't deserve your handshakes as they are a disrespectful gang of goons.

kevincrumbs said...

Well, maybe next season Markov will actually be healthy for at least sixty games. Oh, and no more Gomer.

Still think the Bruins should sack the useless fucker Julien.

moeman said...

Stupidest, ugliest 'fans' outside of Philadelphia.

Flying Pig said...

It's strange...I don't feel too sad. Maybe because I'm so proud of them. So much heart and character until the very end.
Habs forever. Love you!

Number31 said...

Well what, I said not to let fucking Horton score in OT. (Though it totally deflected off whoever was parked in front of Price all alone). No justice. But those wet socks thrown at Thomas in OT was going to bite them in the ass. I think the most dangerous shots on net were the Bruins nearly kicking the puck into their own.

Price deserved better. And a better D.

I feel dirty saying Go Phucktards... Team Meteor for life.

Is it October yet?

wv. arces
CBC probably doing the happy dance like the arces they are

ezzeloharr said...

Sigh. Thus begins the long, long wait for October.

Orangeman said...

Helicopters all over downtown.

I'm with iRiRi, I thought this would hurt alot more but I'm alright with it. Given what the Habs faced this season, I'm satisfied with the result (though not 'happy').

I mean, it'll be just as entertaining watching the Bs and Phlyers hit each other from behind into the boards and taking each other's knees out.

Sofia said...

See you next season, boys. Thanks for a fun ride.

I'm for Team Meteor for the BosPhi series.

Moey said...

They went down fighting to the end. Wait until next season. I'm proud. Those guys deserve a nice rest, especially the D. Hammer & Spacek, God love them.

Hadulf said...

I'm proud of these guys...Thanks for a great series Habs!

That said...

DIE PHUCKTARDS DIE!

Go Vancouver!!!!

Mr. natural said...

*sniff*

See you at Hurley's I'm buying, FUCK!!!!!!

LG no extra premium scotch.

FUCK!

Can't believe we lost to these shits, not the caliber of their collective skills but rather the shitty human being that they appear to be, I hope Ferrence gets gang raped in the hood.

Well I'll be checking in time to time.

GHG!

*sniff*

Hadulf said...

Then again...die PHucktards die mean that I'm going FOR Boston...

Going with Team Meteor...

Go Vancouver!

Moey said...

@31,

He has better D. They're in the IR. Wait till next year but for now give the geezers some credit.

moeman said...

Great season posting and commenting FHFers.

Thanks to all of you.

Thanks to the Montréal Canadiens for the highs, some lows but mostly the great show.

Steve said...

Well done Montreal, you lost a game of inches by millimeters.

After a whole year of bashing Chocula, I want him back, I thought he had his finest hours.

No more Mex, Hamer or Jaro 2.0.

As long as we have TFS and PFK we will be contenders. And CHalpern get your head examined, fuck two head hits in one night.

I wont expect excellence out of the FHF team until next year, but thanks for all your hard work, and all the extra pleasure you brought to the table.

To all the FHF's no regrets.

iRiRi said...

Well, I guess I can go ahead and confirm those Saturday night plans I had on hold... *sobs*

Habsfan10 said...

Go Flyers! [Scrubs self with bleach]

Bill 10-4 said...

lost control - still alive

good season - great series

guess I'm hitchin' now...

Hey is that a Bandwagon?? gotta go

Orangeman said...

You know, I tried to think of a worse feeling than losing game 7 in OT. Then I thought maybe giving up a 3-0 lead in game 7 and losing would be pretty bad. But what about giving up a 3-0 series lead and then giving up a 3-0 game 7 lead to epically collapse so pathetically sport history writers are still trying to figure out how to properly record the embarrassment. Then I thought no matter what the Bruins ever do to the Habs, they will always be that team.

Never forget.

code_monkey said...

Thank you F(ish)HF for a great season.
Thank you Montreal Canadiens.
Next season should be a better one, Can't wait to see Markov and Subban on the PP.

And fuck the phucktards... don't care who wins that series as long as we see multiple "hockey" plays on both sides.

sadhabsfan said...

No food,no drink,held my lucky toothpick in my mouth for the whole game to get them to overtime but just could not overcome the pinball puckluck that fucked a gritty bunch of neversaydie(except Gomez)habsters.
The only saving grace is that the booins are going nowhere; philly will be eating bearsteak sammiches.
Speaking of which,I'm going to eat nachos and drink scotch till I puke now, and when the smarmy bear fans at work start with the snark tomorrow,I'm gonna just breathe on'em and smile inscrutably.

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