Monday, April 13, 2009

Dear Bruins,

This is you, 4 to 7 games from now. It is so on, you black and gold wearing fuckers.


43 comments:

fezworth said...

That did more to get me pumped for the playoffs than 1 dozen playoff previews.

Go Hockey.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Bring it.

melly said...

"You'll get your hot chicks when I'm done hating on the Bruins"

HF10 is a genius tagger.

@fezworth: fucking right, eh. I'm ready now.

HabsFan29 said...

awwww wad a cute widdle teddy beaw

die motherfucker

Sonia said...

Death's too good for them. May they wake up from their pre-game 1 naps to find their dicks gone.

Anonymous said...

I believe the tag says "Fucking Bruins." Which they are.

Shutdown said...

@sonia-

there's got to be a phil kessel joke in there somewhere.

Sleepy said...

For all you non-believers
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Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Shutdown, perhaps you're looking for...

Kessel's going to go ball to the wall in this series?

Sonia said...

@shutdown - I'd forgotten about that. Wow, imagine his reaction. He'd go nut.

eyebleaf said...

Amazing.

Ian Vitro said...

nutjob = Phil Kessel teabagged.

Van Hab said...

Too bad cancer isn't contagious.











If it was, lucic would be dying of throat cancer right about now.

Shutdown said...

Awesome.

Tom said...

Patrice Brisebois.

That is all.

moeman said...

Don't let this happen!

Made it here.

Scratch said...

Chara shaves his pubes and eats it with a greasy pork sandwich.

Fuck the fucking fuckers first, you fucking Habs!

Go you fucking Habs!

South Shore Habs Fan said...

So I guess there's two cups that will go unfilled for Kessel this post-season?

TH-TO said...

HF10 - Such bloodlust from someone usually so unwilling to speak his mind...I'm shocked, I say, shocked!

Best go back to climbing telephone poles!

;-)

PS. Was cheered this past week seeing lots of bleu/blanc/rouge at my hotel on the Mayan Riviera. Clearly, lemon daquiris at 9.30am are the best cure for post-season stress.

Jaybird said...

Macho Man Randy Savage: OH YEAH!!! I kick the shit out of you Ric Flair WOOOOO when you score. It's on like Donkey Kong you circus bears.

Tell me one true Broons fan that isn't remembering our recent playoff dominance. I remember us being eigth seed a few years ago and making Joe Thorton look like Jumbo Joe Bitch!!! Lucic will take that honour this year.

Bring it on....bring your midget goalie, Giant slow defenseman, one-nut wonder pizzafaced yankee, dead-eyed Savard, Brain trauma Bergeron and hunchbacked bridge troll. We've already sorted you out!

HabsFan29 said...

i've used moeman's Bruins Playoff beard generator to make this

my god im afraid of my own picture

moeman said...

hf29 kinda looks like dave morrissette.

fezworth said...

When I see that, I feel as though I am falling into a deep abyss, from where there is no escape. The darkness contained therein tears at my soul, and causes me to wail with sadness and loss. My very mind rends itself to escape the horrifying vista I see before me.

Also, The beard looks pretty bad.

moeman said...

@fez, that was, poetic.

Word Verif = spredn, as in fez is spredn the verse.

Beckenbauer said...

@ 29: Nothing is scarier than the 2-way Habs jersey. No beard will ever match the scariness. Trust me.

gillis said...

I'm back from Tdot. There are way too many leafs fuckin logos in the city. My hotel was near the ACC so i saw a binch of guys in leafs jerseys walking around. I felt like puking all over their shirts.

Anyway, PLAYOFFS, YAY.

I would work on a real playoff beard but it would look worse then Crosby's did.

Fuck you Lucic

uniballer strikes back said...

making fun of the poor cancer stricken uniballer who also had mono? What's wrong with you people?

The poor guy couldn't be less of a pussy if he tried. No one in the NHL makes less testosterone than him. No, literally.

fezworth said...

@moeman - That half & half jersey. Makes me think of Cthulu. Unseen horrors that lurk in the dark indeed.

gazeux said...

I hope all the Bruins slip in a giant puddle of Aids.

Beckenbauer said...

How do we know Mono is a uni?

I mean AWESOME to know, still... how can we know for sure?

Baroque said...

What a cute little teddy bear.

I want to stab it with a ginsu knife. :)

Good luck in the playoffs!

(And regarding a new coach, why not hire the best coach for the team and then get him the Rosetta Stone program for learning French? It's not like he would need to have conversation - just a bunch of cliches in coachspeak would probably be adequate.)

James said...

Only on FHF can one find a Cthulu reference in regards to the Habs.

Daniel Plainview said...

This.

all this.

Shutdown said...

Fuck the Bruins

orangeman said...

I know I get on the Habs sometimes, but now it's pure riled up excitement. I ain't afraid of no bears!

What are we most anxious to see? BGL manhandling Lucic, or Lucic running away like a 10 year old girl?

Shutdown said...

orangeman-

I want option 2, quickly followed by option 1.

lawyergirl77 said...

Well fuck.

I just found out that solo auditions for my June show have been rescheduled to, you guessed it, Thursday.

And the first home game is on Monday. Rehearsal night. Naturally.

Fuck.

Fucking Broons. I blame this on them.

Number31 said...

Go you fucking Habs!!! WOOO!

And who will Looch jump from behind this time? Mr. Sensitive Josh "I watch chick flicks but would piledrive Hollweg without a second thought" Gorges?

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ Number31
Nah, Gorges would actually be able to fight back, if at a disadvantage.

I'd put my money on Lucic pogrom-ing Schneider, which would provoke the first bench-clearing brawl in years.

Daniel Plainview said...

Lucic is a motherfucking bitch.

Beta169 said...

I used the beard generator the Broons were nice enough to provide to put a beard on Lucic! NSFW

Anonymous said...

It is great reading these moronic comments by you heaping piles of Habfans Dung! What a bunch of stupid touch holes you guys are! And you are a bunch of stupid touch holes that root for a team of golfers! Cuz your cheapshotting Habs are all fucking done. Do it. Go back and read this line of pre-series comments! Wow, do you look fucking stupid now! Not that you didn't before. What could have possibly made you feel like you had a chance after the way the Habs backed into the playoffs, and after the beating the B's handed your boys all year? How did you douches like the fucking pop to the chops that Milan gave Michelle Kommysuckdick? One punch TKO! One positive note for you dickheads though. At least the ENTIRE Habs team outscored Michael "God, it's nice to play in a Hockey Town with some class" Ryder, 6-4. He was off his game a bit. How fucking-a-sweep it is motherfuckers!

B's crushed you fuckers! said...

...and no chance of the B's slipping in a giant puddle of Aids. They used the Visitors locker room while in Montreal. Not the locker room where Carey "3 cigs aren't the only cylindrical shaped objects I like to have in my mouth. I also like Koivu and the Cockstitsin brothers there too!" Price resides in. The Habs give homosexuality a bad name!