Wednesday, April 22, 2009

For the love of fucking God please just win ONE FUCKING GAME - Game 4 Preview and Open Thread

Those fake tits should be embarrassed wearing that logo

Alright I'm just gonna get this over with early in the day so I can actually maybe get some work done (yeah right). Let's face it, this series has been a disaster. This 100th Anniversary season has been a fucking disaster. You can go ahead and blame injuries, blame reffing, blame Bob, blame Carey, blame Rollie Melanson, blame Benoit Brunet - look, there's a lot of blame to go around here. I don't give a shit about blame. I give a shit about the Habs, and right now the whole fucking thing is embarrassing.

Here's your preview for tonight - I don't give a fuck. I'm sure the game starts at 7 at the Bell Centre and I'm sure that there will be some players on the ice. Hopefully only 6 at a time. I don't know who they will be, and I don't fucking care. The only thing I want is for them to fucking care. Like they seemed to for the first 30 minutes Monday night. Do that and you can win a fucking game and salvage some pride. Salvaging pride - look what we've become.

Or just lose already so I can get on with my life. That'd be fine too.

Want a win or a quick death? Discuss.

319 comments:

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too close to toronto said...

hmmm... that is a tough call. i'm tempted to say "quick death", but i *do* like pride as well...

Melly said...

A win, please, a win! Spare everyone the ignimony of a sweep (shudder) at the hands of the Broons.

moeman said...

Just win baby!

lawyergirl77 said...

The Habs are making me bipolar. Half of me wants them to die tonight and get it over with, the other half of me wants them to FUCKING SALVAGE SOME PRIDE DAMMIT, if only for their fans.

But I'm thinking that whatever pride they had is long gone. You don't have 8 players show up for a practice the day before they get eliminated and think to yourself that they're really determined to make the final stand.

And so now I'm back to the quick death.

And as I typed that, I started to get sad and now hope that they're going to win tonight.

E said...

http://montrealhypocrites.blogspot.com/

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

I guess if the Bruins win tonight none of you are hopping on the Boston bandwagon?

If the Habs pull it out and any of you make the trip to Boston for game 5 I'll buy you a beer. In a disguise so I don't get killed by fellow fans.

Moey said...

I'm jumping on the Pens bandwagon. Go Sid!!

lawyergirl77 said...

CH - I really like Claude Julien, so if/when the Broons win the series, I will be happy for him. Which means that I won't automatically cheer for whichever team the Broons happen to be playing.

It's about as far as I'm willing to go. And it's further than what I would ever do for the Leafs.

lawyergirl77 said...

Moey - ugh, I can't cheer for Sid. He's just way too whiny. Otherwise, the Pens are okay (and certainly better than the Flyers).

My backup team - Caps. GO OVIE GO!!

too close to toronto said...

@E - i really like that post because it made me laugh. but i have to disagree with one thing: carey. carey IS to blame. he does not shoulder ALL of the blame, but certainly some of it.

games 1 and 3 were both one goal games (if you ignore the empty-netters, which, ya should). i can say with great confidence that carey let in at least one softy in each of those games. subtract said softy and you've potentially got a tie game going into overtime. then it's up to your skaters to put one in (which unfortunately, is a different matter altogether). in game 2, carey let in a few softies. of course, indiscipline played the biggest part in our loss in that game, but we need a goalie to steal a game or two and we're not getting it.

in the end it doesn't matter how many amazing saves your goalie makes if he lets in one or two weak ones. thomas is getting the job done. carey isn't. it's just the sad truth.

i also feel i should point out that i am actually a big carey price fan. but i also think that your #1 goalie needs to earn that title, and for this season, the guy who comes closest to having done that is jaro.

too close to toronto said...

also, fuck grabovski.

Raquel said...

Oh please win. I'm enjoying this oh so much! I don't want the series to end...

bahahahah ok I'm sorry, the bravado will end there.

Robbie said...

Yea, though I walk through the building of new, filled with ghosts of a more famed structure of death.
I will fear no Chara,Lucic, Thomas or Kessel; For you are with me; Your pride, your honor, your desire to not flame out in 4, the history, the tradition, the decication of your fans. You will not lay down, you shall not sleep until BJL has left hooked someone and Price steals one. You are my my honor, the glory and the truth Amen. FUCKING WIN ONE FOR CHRIST SAKES...sorry i regress.
they confort me.

Habsfan10 said...

@Cornelius:

I'd love to help you out, since you've been quite good about the savage beating your team has handed our team, but not now, not ever, never never never will I ever cheer for the Bruins. Thoses black and gold fuckers rank exactly dead last on my hockey frachises to cheer for list (to be fair, it's a tie with the Leafs.) I wish you and your fellow Bruins fans all the best, but hope you get an entirely soul-crushing defeat sometime before the Cup is handed out. Nothing personal.

Oh, and fuck a quick death. Unril the series is over, I want to win.

Raquel said...

I think I meant hubris, not bravado, although they're somewhat synonymous.

moeman said...

We could be CHeering for a Julien vs. Vigneault Finals. Imagine that.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@HabsFan10:

We see eye to eye on that. And there are little cartoon daggers in the middle. I'll never root for the Habs. I come here for the funny, which y'all have got in spades.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

How do you guys put up with Dave Stubbs and the Gazette?

Tom said...

Not sure if anyone else has heard this yet, but Jacques Demers said Schneider and Tanguay didn't dress for game 3 because they're free agents and don't want to get injured.

If that's the case, I say boot their asses out of town now.

lawyergirl77 said...

Tom - Demers runs his mouth worse than anyone I've ever met. He doesn't know WTF he's talking about.

CH - Stubbs is a good guy, as are the rest of the Gazoo guys. It's the guys from La Presse who deserve to be run out of town, IMHO.

moeman said...

@lg77, Demers use to be OK, he has now jumped the media shark and is lapresseing his luck as his reputation is dwindling.

lawyergirl77 said...

Boone just posted this over at H I/O and it's cracking me up!!

The Habs have been as disjointed as this speech all year, but here's hoping that they can pull it together one last time...

No, seriously, it's 2:15 that is really worth watching if you haven't seen it before!! (Sadly no naked chicks. My bad.)

too close to toronto said...

yes, that video is amazing. my favourite part is fozzie from the great muppet caper.

TH-TO said...

@CH,

If you knew HF10 and HF29 the way I do - and no, not in the biblical sense (Mrs. HF10 would kneecap me) - perhaps you would re-evaluate.

They are in fact, the most unfunny pair of shysters I know!

*ducks*

moeman said...

Price starts tonight.

cottoneye said...

I always want them to win, but I wouldn't be overly sad if they lost. I'm just glad the Blues lost last night and saved us the complete humiliation of being the first team out.

Boob Gainey said...

Cornelius - The Gazoo is an embarrassment as a newspaper, but the hockey journalists there are amongst the least obnoxious (with the exception of Jack Todd).

The Habs and Gainey bashing in La Presse and on some TV networks has been over the top and occasionally despicable.

lawyergirl77 said...

Moe. I was just coming over here to say that.
And that Schneider is out, with Tangy as a game-time decision.

Damn.

Hope status - optimism all but gone at this point.

Kmaxx said...

As much as we deserve to be put out of our misery - qwe have gotta avoid a fuckin' sweep!. Come on everyone - say it together with me - maybe for the last time this season but say it with me!!!

GO HABS GO!
GO HABS GO!
GO HABS GO!

J.T. said...

So, we have to decide whether to go down like Braveheart, or like the obligatory red-suited drone in Star Trek who bit the dust in the first five mintues of every episode. Pride or quick death? That's a tough one. I think I'm gonna go with pride, just because my immediate co-worker is a Bs fan who will laugh at me in public for misguided alliances. Plus, this summer's already going to last forever. Might as well stretch the good times out a little longer.

word verif: beirs. I'll have many beirs on hand to celebrate the pride or hasten the merciful death, as the case may be.

L Dude said...

One more Saturday night game. That's not too much to ask, is it? You ungrateful fucks. Just play 60 fuckin' minutes.

We need a couple of snipers in the cheap seats. Make sure the Habs know they're there. The second you start to coast around the ice (I'm lookin' at you Kovy, but not only you!), BANG! You know the sound of an AK47 and you DO NOT want to hear it tonight!

Skate you muthafuckas skate!!!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@y'all Re: Gazette

I just mean if I woke up and read "Failing hands toss torch to Bruins" in the Globe I'd get murder on the mind.

Then again the last comeback from down 3-0 is fresh in my mind and oh so sweet.

Don said...

Schneider out
Lang out
Marky out
Tanguay out (probably)
Franky out
Did I forget anyone?

The amount of suck just went up exponentially.

Last one out of the building, please shut the lights off.

Crap crap crap on a cracker!!!

Screwed, blued and tattooed.

Say good night Dick.

Good night Gracie.

God, I hate this.....
shit fuck shit suck shit fuck
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!
Pass the Tylenol #3's

Ben Dugas said...

I want to see everyone play. Tanguay, Schneider, Bullion, Lang, Markov, hell I'd like to throw Gainey in there too.
It's our last chance and I want to see us go crazy. Let's take shots from crazy angles, pull price in the middle of the 2nd, have the net empty for a minute, then put Halak in then put price back in for the 3rd.
Let's do the flying D and take a timeout in the 1st. Let's all drop our stick at the same time on a Broons powerplay just to mess with them. Let's have Laraque play center on the first line and have Kovi on defense.
Let's freak the Broons out and go out with a splash, that's what I say.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

I would love to watch Laraque take faceoffs against Savard.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Alternative: If Laraque is at center, how is he supposed to "intimidate" Lucic?

p.s. Lucic fought Raitis Ivanans.

KML said...

Nothing is more annoying in politics - something to which I work closely each day - than people claiming majority status in their opinions.

So naturally, I'll do it here.

I'm guessing many feel the same way I do. My head wants this painful season to be over, so as to allow me to enjoy the likes of Ovechkin and Luongo from an unbiased perspective. However, my heart will always want one more win, especially in these pitiful circumstances.

Given that none of us follows sport, especially a team like the Habs, with our heads, why the hell not hope for one last reason to cheer?

Also, if you need logic, here goes: I cannot stomach the thought of Saku leaving the ice for the final time as a Hab to boos (whether directed at him or the entire team). I firmly believe that this is his last season in the CH and while this year's version has neither the talent nor the fortitude to earn him the send-off he deserves, my last wish for this season is that he doesn't make his exit to boos.

/fuck + dick joke

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ BD
Oh man, would I love to see that happen. It's not complete without one of the goalies taking a shift at centre in full goalie gear, though.


I kinda want us to win tonight, for pride, extra hockey, etc etc... but it also means we'd have to sit through another 4 hours of Rene Rancourt "interpreting" the two anthems. Fuck that.


Oh, and since Sundin is injured, am I allowed to cheer for the Canucks? I love me some Luongo.

lawyergirl77 said...

Well said, KML! I'll join your majority... especially with respect to Koivu (although I don't think it's his last season here).

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ KML

That's the best reason I've heard. Kudos for thinking of it.

moeman said...

Habs ho, lets go!
Habs ho, lets go!
Habs ho, lets go!
Habs ho, lets go!

Habs losing in a straight line
Habs going through a tight bind
The media are losing their fucking minds
They blitzkrieg Bob

They're piling on at RDS
110% generates steamed shit
Pulsating to LaPresse twits
They blitzkrieg Bob

Hey ho, lets go shootem in the back now
What they want, je ne sais quoi
They're all reved up and full of bile

Habs losing in a straight line
Habs going through a tight bind
The media are losing their fucking minds
They blitzkrieg Bob

They're piling on at CBC
TSN generates monkey shit
Pulsating to that maguire twit
They blitzkrieg Bob

Hey ho, lets go shootem in the back now
What they want, je ne sais quoi
They're all reved up and full of bile

Habs losing in a straight line
Habs going through a tight bind
The media are losing their fucking minds
They blitzkrieg Bob

They're piling on at RDI
Kypreos generates lunkhead shit
Pulsating to that PJ twit
They blitzkrieg Bob

Habs ho, lets go!
Habs ho, lets go!
Habs ho, lets go!
Habs ho, lets go!

hockeyzombie said...

I'm not even going to watch the game tonight.

I'm going to watch Pineapple Express instead.

Go Nucks!

HabsFan29 said...

@moeman - brilliant as always. don't know if our younger readers will recognize a Ramones tune, but you nailed it

I'm down for KML's majority re Saku. damn good reason.

KML said...

@LG

A good part of me hopes you are right. I'm the guy's biggest fan, to the point of receiving an autographed game jersey as an engagement gift (try finding that shit at Birks!) and owning a series of disturbingly homoerotic hockey cards printed in Finland.

However, I'm also of the mind that the team needs a complete makeover, which must include the captain.

@SSHF

Go Nucks. Sundin's a turd, but he's not eminently hateable ala Lucic or Savard. There is a lot to like on that team, including Vigneault and the Bourdon factor.

moeman said...

For those that lOVe OV.

d. said...

If any of you need cheering up, head over to fmylife.com for a bit.

moeman said...

Should he leave, I will greatly miss Saku Koivu. Two of the most memorable Habs moments that shook me to tears were The Rocket's ovation at the closing of the Forum ceremony and Saku's Koivu's triumphant return to the ice after beating cancer.

d. said...

Hear, hear, moeman.
Saku is, and always will be, THE motherfuckin' man.
Only wish we'd been able to bring Teemu over to play with him.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ moeman
That video cheered me to no end.

"I. am. a. ro-bot. I. have. to. skate. like. this."

<3 Ovie

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@Moeman,

Brilliant. I might have to put that over at the bruinsvhabs CLtS miniblog because they gave me the keys for some reason. (Don't ask me why)

@HF29, don't you know ramones t-shirts are all cool with the kids these days?

HabsFan29 said...

@CH - true, but i'm sure those young poseurs wouldn't recognize an actual Ramones song if Joey himself came back from the dead and sang it to them

kevincrumbs said...

moeman: +1 on the "Blitzkrieg Bob".

Of course I want them to win tonight. They piss me off like none other these days but I would never actually want them to lose. Bring on Saturday night!

moeman said...

CH, copy and paste to your hearts content.

Word Verif = bediff, as in it would bediff series if the Habs played a full 60 minutes.

fezworth said...

After reading everything here, KML has hit the nail on the head (imho). Saku can't leave the ice for the last time as a Hab to boos. That would be horrible. I vote Pride.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@moeman

Congrats, you're about to be famous on the internet!

http://bruinsvhabs.blogspot.com/2009/04/blitzkrieg-bob-caution-some-swears.html

Oh this is too good. Word verification: GRAVE as in, well...

The bruins have the chance to put the habs in an early grave tonight.

moeman said...

Merci CH.

Word Verif = suids, as in cycle like the suids

Habsfan10 said...

Now I wanna sniff some glue!
Now I wanna have somethin to do-ooh!

Man, I fucking love the Ramones.

@ Cornelius: Raitis Ivanans? That's a made up name. No self-respecting franchise would ever have a player ... [checks wikipedia, sees he started with Habs in bad old days] ... fuck.

HabsFan29 said...

DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I've got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a Teenage Lobotomy!

/actually used that quote in my high school yearbook. mom was not impressed

moeman said...

Bob Gainey did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I've got no more games to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a Teenage Habs goalie!

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@HF10

He's also a giant, like around boogaard-sized.

Lucic not fighting is just good moves by Coach Claude.

Is "Lucic is a pussy" the new "Neely doesn't belong in the Hall"?

WV: whilit - as in, whilit end tonight?

lawyergirl77 said...

Moe - + 1 for the Ovie video (and his robot mockery of Cherry - hee!) and + INIFINITY for the Ramones!!

I choo-choo-choose you!

Habsfan10 said...

@ Cornelius:

I think Lucic is an asshole and an unfrozen cave-man winger, but no pussy.

PS - Neely doesn't deserve to be in the Hall ... but that could be said for about 100 guys (Clark Gillies and Bernie Federko, I'm looking in your direction!!!).

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Under the arc of the Bell Center boards
Not setting any goalie records
Stay in my crease, used to be obese
After five goals just pull me please
And the night when my defense blows
No one cares, nobody knows

I wouldn't want to be Carey when he lets in a softie
I don't want to live '09 again
I wouldn't want to be Carey when he lets in a softie
I don't want to live '09 again

Follow Breezer to the dressing room
This ain't a dream, so get out the brooms
Boos and jeers, wails and moans
Forum ghosts can't find their new home
And the nights when the home team fights
Fluky goals, something ain't right

I wouldn't want to be Carey when he lets in a softie
I don't want to live '09 again
I wouldn't want to be Carey when he lets in a softie
I don't want to live '09 again

[interlude]

The game is over, the rink is still
All of a sudden I feel a chill
La Presse is laughing, printing lies and hearsay
Has-beens dance, I curse this day
And the nights when we actually try
We still lose and you can hear me cry

I wouldn't want to be Carey when he lets in a softie
I don't want to live '09 again
I wouldn't want to be Carey when he lets in a softie
I don't want to live '09 again
Oh no, oh-oh
I don't want to live '09 again
Oh no, oh-oh
I don't want to live '09 again
Oh no no no no
Don't want to live '09 again

boob gainey's going on holidays said...

Lucic used to fight guys like Ivanans but he doesn't anymore, ever since Erskine (Capitals) broke his nose.

It's fine not to fight, but he fights a lot - just against smaller players or non-fighters.

OK he's not a pussy. Just a thug and a coward.

A Bruin, in a word.

moeman said...

@sshf, wow!

L Dude said...

Two song parodies in one thread! This must be a good omen.

Lucic isn't a pussy. He has a nose for the game. He's an ass. He likes to screw small dogs. But he isn't a pussy. That being said, I hope somebody hurts him tonight. Just a little 2 week thing.

Habsfan10 said...

According to hockeyfights.com, Lucic has fought guys like Tim Gleason, Nick Boynton, Josef Melchiar, Mark Bell, Barrett Jackman and Jarko Ruttu. He's gone against some real heavyweights too (Ivanans, Eric Boulton, Chris Neil) but the names up above aren't exactly fighters.

Draw your own conclusions. Looks to me like he fights an awful lot of guys who don't regularly drop them.

moeman said...

Beverage of CHoice for tonight's win is a tried and true Canadian favorite, Sleeman Red. A bit of recent history about the Guelph, Ontario-based Sleeman Brewery; they bought out Unibroue, a good Québec-based brewery. Who says that the French and English can't work well together? réjean tremblay and your ilk, I raise my beer glass in your general direction. On, I almost forgot, allez vous fourrer, bande de crosseurs.

Habsfan10 said...

@ Moeman: Mmmmm. Sleeman and Unibroue. All good. (For the record, they also purchased Upper Canada, which is also pretty good stuff.)

Since my choices at home are currently some aforementioned Upper Canada Lager, Steamwhistle, or Keith's White (note to all ... avoid Keith's White as it is crap. Stick to Hoegarden, or, in a pinch, Rickards White (believe it or not) I may need to stop at the LCBO on the way home. Do I hear any votes for Anchor Steam? Or do I get Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA and hope the 60 minute part rubs off on the Habs?

HabsFan29 said...

@10 - you have UC Lager and Steam Whistle in your house in you think that is insufficient? FUCK i hate not having access to those

but if you are stopping at an LCBO, you know my choice

kevincrumbs said...

I'm rocking the Lagunitas Hop Stoopid Ale. I wanted Unibroue's Fin du Monde but the supermarket was out. I'm tempted to hit up the specialty beer store before the puck drops.

moeman said...

@kc, popped a few Fin du Monde's on Sunday. My eyes were burning. UniBroue does a nice select pack, available at Metro for the low, low price of $15.99/12 + taxes of course.

LCBO has a few Ontario micro brews that I'll someday have to try.

WV = frypt, one Sleeman down, 3 or 4 more and I'll be frypt

KML said...

@Moeman

Sleeman is now unfortunately owned by Sapporo.

As for game beer, I'll be sticking to my tried and true Newcastle Brown.

Habsfan10 said...

@ 29: The Steam Whistle featured prominently in the 5-1 loss. The Upper Canada featured prominently in Monday's loss. I'm out of options, unless I drink the Coors Light I keep in the house for when the in-laws visit.

Your default choice is another excellent option. Rest assured there will be plenty on hand if you come to see Def Leppard. TH in TO claims to be within spitting distance of the brewery itself, so maybe we need to wrangle invites there.

moeman said...

@KML, I did not know that. Might explain the new red caps on the Red. Speaking of Red Cap, that was my Dad's fave for a long while.

Habsfan10 said...

So, if (when) the Habs go out, do we all start comparing what we're drinking as we pick surrogate teams?

HabsFan29 said...

@ moeman - there are Ontario micros that are outstanding. i go visit my sister in Ottawa just to stock up. this is the default beer that 10 and I are talking about. so drinkable. and the most beautiful colour you've ever seen

Habsfan10 said...

@ moeman:

Red Cap is cheap and delicious under the right circumstances (ie, cottage, rooftop deck, dangerously seedy Queen Street West bar patio). And the stubby! Long live the stubby!

All this beer talk is a nice distraction from tonight's beating. Hey, what's Cornelius drinking?

moeman said...

@hf29, yes to Creemore! I originally come from the K-W region, my younger bro is up in Collingwood, my ex-inlaws are in Welland. Lots of Creemore aficionados.

kevincrumbs said...

@moeman: We can get four packs of Fin du Monde here, I think for about US$12, so CDN$15.99 for 12 is a bargain. I usually get the 750ml bottles for somewhere around US$6, I think.

Regardless of price, I'm just really thankful they even distribute here in Oregon. I'd love to see Boreale out here someday but I know that's a pipe dream (like a Canadiens Stanley Cup win in the next, oh, ten years).

Anonymous said...

Gainey's already given up starting that cokehead Price in nets AGAIN!

kevincrumbs said...

@HF10: I was just thinking the same thing about all this beer talk.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

I'll be chilling with some Harpoon Summer Ale. (Boston brewery, great stuff)

And hopefully, some cheap champagne.

[Huffy] TH-TO said...

Coors Light....*ptooeee*

And yes indeed. Spitting distance from the brewery in Cr******. I highly recommend their Urbock.

But of course, wrangled invites are contingent on my liking either one of you. At the moment, I'm liking HF10 more rather than less (not least because he got rid of the approximation of roadkill on his head that he called a head of hair), and HF29 less rather than more..reason, I hear you ask...YOU NEVER F'ING VISIT. =)

In sum, it's not whether [the Habs]win or lose...it's whether you come up the 401 that will determine how much, if any, Cr****** is made available to you!

(And you two thought you could get away with talking about me behind my back. Remember, I hear like a bat)

Finally, as an afterthought, and in tangential reference to the Habs' general level of play, I heard puking referred to as "Screaming Groceries". nyuk nyuk.

Habsfan10 said...

Champagne after a round one victory over an 8th seed? For shame. Why, it's not like Montrealers did anything silly after last ... nevermind. Enjoy.

too close to toronto said...

creemore got bought by molson, so technically it is no longer a micro. it is however, delicious.

moeom said...

Funny, Bob dumps Claude Julien, and we are out of the playoffs with embarassing fashion, now the same GM dumps Guy Carbo and we are out of the playoffs in a even worst fashion. What kind of GM is that? I blame the GM on this whole embarassing season. He should have left when his daughter left us in the atlantic. Peace be upon her.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@HF10

It's not like I'm getting the good stuff.

TH-TO said...

True, it's owned by Molson, but they were smart enough to LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE.

Apparently a Molson rep comes by once a week for tithing purposes, but otherwise, the good people of Creemore Springs are left to do what Friar Tuck once called "truly the Lord's Work".

Now if only they'd finish the roadwork on Mill St., I could park in front of the brewery without risking breaking an axle.

Hrm. I notice a trend away from hockey towards beer. Carry on.

gillis said...

@moeom: who said were out of the playoffs? Theres always hope

gillis said...

Why is the drinking age 18? They should temporarily make it 17, until i turn 18.

moeman said...

@gillis, get fake ID (this comment is in no way sanctioned by the legal minds that run this blog)

lawyergirl77 said...

I have been a FUCKING mess all day.

I've been veering back and forth between hope and despair like a bipolar patient without her meds.

FUCK.

Win you bitches!!

No, fuck it, I can't take it anymore, put me out of my misery...

No, fuck that, WIN YOU BITCHES!!!

But, I can't take much more of this...

AAAACK WINLOSEWINLOSEWINLOSE!!!

*head explodes*

moeman said...

Hey KISS fans, the Ottawa Bluesfest line-up is announced. STP, Setzer and (not listed but its on their website) CAKE!

lawyergirl77 said...

gillis - Can you see over the bar? Then you can have a beer. This is Montreal, fer chrissakes. I went into my first bar/club at 13. (God, I miss Caesar's... and the OLD Hatters...)

HabsFan29 said...

Ceasar's woooo!!!

When I was 14 it was Casa Pedro's. And we drank Budweiser and liked it

gillis said...

@LG77: I'm nearly six foot but thanks

shit, my verif word is "deatth", no joke.

lawyergirl77 said...

29 - Casa Pedro? Oh, no, you're going to accuse me of being an embryo again, but where the heck was that place??

Gillis - then, dude, you're fine. Have a beer!

My word verification: ingela. If you put the a at the front and drop the in then it's "Angel" which means we're gonna win tonight, right?

*curled up in fetal position*

HabsFan29 said...

@LG - it was Crescent and De Maisonneuve. the heart of underage Anglo drinking! and then there was the Annex, which I started at when I was 16 I think. that place was legendary

in gillis' defence, i think it's a lot harder now to get into bars underage than back in the day.

gillis said...

@LG77: I can't when i live in the middle of nowhere and you live with your parents.

@29: I don't really know how it was "back in the day". I'm more worried about the parents. where i live its mostly house parties so as long as i find a place to crash im good to go.

In spain the drinking age is 18 but they let 12 year olds drink. its hilarious. I asked the bartender and she said it didnt even matter how old we are. As long as we're out of diapers basically.

moeman said...

Pre-game psyCHe.

lawyergirl77 said...

Heh - The Annex. That one I remember... if only for the INFAMY that happened in there..

Alrightie kiddies, I'm off to the game. To quote 29, be excellent to each other.

(By the way - the I WANT THEM TO WIN DAMMIT has won, for those of you keeping score at home.)

Moey said...

I'm starting off with a couple of Mohitos, then on to red wine and then this tasty rum liquer.....it just makes this whole game (week) painless.

@LG,

I know Sid is whiny but for the love of God would someone please take Ovie out to the barn, tie him to a post hose him down and scrub him with a wire brush.

gillis said...

Whats this? The calm before the storm? There hasnt been a comment in 40 minutes.

moeman said...

Tang is in. Suck that demers.

gillis said...

LANG, MARKOV, SCHNEIDER and LANG ARE IN!!! AND BRISEBOIS IS KIDNAPPED!!!!

oh wait, nevermind, that was just a dream. lame

moeman said...

Why is dave morrissette screaming?

HabsFan29 said...

I had to use the 40 minutes to get home from work, buy beer, and drink beer. And drink beer. Did I mentione drink beer?

Now that I'm back in front of a screen, GO YOU FUCKING HABS. GO TANGY. GO SCHNEIDER. GO PANGER'S TRUNK

Daniel Plainview said...

GO YOU FUCKING HABS!!!

moeman said...

rds is gut-wrenCHing. They hate the Habs. Completely un-professional.

HabsFan29 said...

@Moey - rum, followed by red wine, followed by rum liquer? outstanding. tell your bf he's a lucky guy

@moeman - i now refuse to watch RDS pre-game. the Simpsons with Sideshow Bob and his brother Cecil is on. much better

moeman said...

I must be a masoCHist.

Daniel Plainview said...

I hope this isn't Saku's last game.
I want Kovy to come back, too. And Babs.

bond said...

the fake tits are like the fake season ...... 100 years!!! ... buy a jersey, buy a brick, buy a 10 dollar cup of warm piss, chant ole like a fucking moron, you all got conned, you imbeciles. I hope the agony is prolonged a few more days.

HabsFan29 said...

thanks for stopping in Bond! tell us something we don't know next time

SmartyBarrett said...

Reason to root for the Habs:

If Montreal wins this series, I promise we at MH will turn Raquel over to you guys. (He said with the Bruins up 3-0.)

If you're interested in the view from the other side, or you just plain like seeing a man talk to himself for three straight hours, I'm live-blogging over at Mass Hysteria.

Go Bruins.

kevincrumbs said...

@bond: Not too many people wasted their money on a stupid brick. Also, every professional sports team has $10 cups of piss beer. Nothing new here.

And yes, all of us here are grateful we won't be around to see the fucking bicentennial.

Daniel Plainview said...

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?"

HabsFan29 said...

@DP - excellent. it's 70's punk day here in the comments!

Rips it, scores! said...

Right guys and gals, pride is on the line. This season could be the last we have Gainey as GM, the last we have Koivu, the last we get to watch l'Artiste weave his magic. Let's make sure that tonight is not the last night of the season. Let's make some noise before our summer of rebuilding begins.

Let's git 'er done.

moeman said...

GO HABS GO!

HabsFan29 said...

I'm really not looking forward to another first period where we come out like gangbusters and go into intermission down 1-0

With that said, GO YOU FUCKING HABS

moeman said...

1-0 Habs AK46!

Daniel Plainview said...

@29
I'm not really a Pistols fan but that quote alone makes them important. but yeah, hooray for 70s punk, I'm a huge Clash fan but overall I prefer the CBGB's scene more.

TITS!

HabsFan29 said...

fuck yeah TITS!!!!

kevincrumbs said...

The apocalypse is here! AK46 fucking scored!

moeman said...

Nothing beats The Clash.

Rips it, scores! said...

HEY HO LET's GO

HabsFan29 said...

god i love the Metro-Higgy combo

moeman said...

No stupid penalties, PLEASE!

Sonia said...

Wow 1-0!

I tuned in late because I was busy taping up my remote so it doesn't break into itty bitty pieces later tonight. Those things are a bitch to put back together.

GO! You motherfucking, heartbreaking, bar-hopping, coke-snorting, weed-smoking, Mafia-consorting, alleged fifteen-year-old impregnating specimens of Maggotry, GO!!!

Man, I lovehate this team.

TH_TO said...

For some reason I have Bad Religion songs banging around in my head.

Is Habs worship bad religion, given the range of blood pressures they have subjected us too this year?

Discuss, while I go get a vodka refill. Double. No ice. HF10/HF29...which Bulgarian does that remind you of?

Daniel Plainview said...

The Ramones first five albums are solid but they ain't the Clash. When i first heard London Calling I didn't sleep for a week.

Moey said...

@HF29,

The boyfriend just got luckier, the internet went down here, he fixed it so I could listen to the game, he's like a cheshire cat, I had to make a deal with the devil. Talk about taking one for the team.

HabsFan29 said...

alleged fifteen-year-old impregnating specimens of Maggotryi love the way you got the "alleged" in there. very lawyer-ly

kevincrumbs said...

I like how everytime a Bruin gets hit, it's because he's giving up the body to keep the play alive according to douchebag Jack Edwards.

HabsFan29 said...

@moeman - you're my HTML expert. have you noticed recently the way if you use a tag the line breaks get fucked up?

Daniel Plainview said...

Marquee Moon by Television is the best debut ever.
X is awesome too with those mind blowing harmony vocals and the rockabilly guitar player.
Richard Hell's first album is all kinds of awesome too.
I love punk, well the good stuff cause the bad stuff is worse than Brisebois.

moeman said...

Moey's bf is some lucky.

moeman said...

@hf29, "@moeman - you're my HTML expert. have you noticed recently the way if you use a tag the line breaks get fucked up?"

Yup. Lucky blogger is free.

TH-TO said...

It's not enough that this place is *run* by lawyers, it has to be populated by lawyers as well?

Oh wait...F**k.

HabsFan29 said...

moeman i really noticed it last game, and tried some p tags and br tags too to fix it, and that didn't even work

next year, Wordpress!

moeman said...

Remember boys, 60 fucking minutes (and rip it in overtime if need be).

Moey said...

Speaking of lawerly, one of my favorite movies is My cousin Vinny.

We're leading 1-0!! AK rose from the dead? ABFT.

kevincrumbs said...

Well, at least Rhino didn't put it into his own net. Great play, lad. /sarcasm

HabsFan29 said...

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT STOP WITH THE STUPID MOMENTUM-KILLING PENALTIES

Daniel Plainview said...

fuck these penalties and fuck you ryder go fuck yourself and your three times arbitrated ass.

Moey said...

Oops, I mean AFT...it's the rum kicking in.

moeman said...

@hf29, I C&P'd into TextWrangler to see what kinda garbage code was maybe the culprit. Nada. I blame blogger.

kevincrumbs said...

Thank you Michael Ryder!

Rips it, scores! said...

And there's the momentum-changing, stupidly avoidable penalty!

moeman said...

Bob, play da yoot!

Daniel Plainview said...

CHARA IS HIDEOUS

TH-TO said...

I'm feeling more and more ill-will towards bob cole (not that I wasn't far from the finish line already)

Did he really feel it necessary to point out that Boston was the best on the PP, and that Mtl was the worst on defense of a PP?

What an asshat

Daniel Plainview said...

DES-JAR-DINS!!!!

kevincrumbs said...

Thomas is giving up huge rebounds tonight. Sadly, we never have anyone in the slot to take advantage.

Daniel Plainview said...

Tiny is being very generous with the rebounds tonight.

kevincrumbs said...

God, horrible turnover by Metro almost led to a goal.

HabsFan29 said...

goddamn let them play

Daniel Plainview said...

penalty for hitting a Bruin?

kevincrumbs said...

HIggins should've had a penalty there...

HabsFan29 said...

he hit him so he could get to the puck first. i know "technically" that's obstruction, but fuck in the playoffs they should let them play

DING

Daniel Plainview said...

Saku looks great tonight.

moeman said...

eesh

HabsFan29 said...

kill me. Ryder again

kevincrumbs said...

Was that fucking Hamrlik there!? Who the fuck!?

TH-TO said...

Fuck

Daniel Plainview said...

fuck you Ryder.

moeman said...

Typical garbage bruin goal.

Sonia said...

RED! Your team is in RED, you stupid cunt!!!

Rips it, scores! said...

Such shit defending.

Story of the series.

Daniel Plainview said...

oh the bad word is back.

moeman said...

What Rips said.

HabsFan29 said...

dominate, then late stupid goal gives Bs hope before intermission and Habs lose all momentum. i could have written this scrip after last game

oh god it's even worse now. double FUCK

kevincrumbs said...

Wow... Higgy.

I think this one is over.

kevincrumbs said...

Is it Jarvis who coaches the defense? He should be fired.

For once I can safely say this isn't Carey's fault.

Daniel Plainview said...

well Mr. Ryder, where the fuck was that when you were in Montreal? always choking in the playoffs you fucking cunt.

HabsFan29 said...

quality 17 minutes from the Habs there

/ last snarky compliment of the year?

Boob Gainey said...

Too much intensity too little brains.

gillis said...

fuck my life

Daniel Plainview said...

fuck this season.

Sonia said...

Fuck. I need more tape on my remote. And bubble wrap around my TV.

lawyergirl77 said...

We outplay them for 18 minutes, 18 FUCKING MINUTES, and one dumb-as-a-bag-of-Hamrs mistake FUCKS UP the entire FUCKING game.

I give up. Why can other teams play imperfect hockey and escape unscathed???

Damion said...

not carey's fault?! the second one, no, but the first one was. key rule for Carey: don't shit where you sleep: i.e. stop using the net as a sling for your ass and challenge the puck a little more.

Daniel Plainview said...

but seriously, where the fuck was this from Ryder when he was here? he was a fucking dog in the playoffs with us.

Sonia said...

@Damion - Hamrlik had possession of the puck. Carey didn't expect him to make a perfect pass to Ryder in the slot.

orangeman said...

Just tuned in. See Montreal scored a quick one only to give up 2 late ones. Do these guys understand a period is 20 minutes long? That makes the game 60 minutes, by the way guys. See Price has let in 2 on 7 shots. There's the superstar playoff goaltending we need.

I'll be positive here: I don't think we'll lose by that much.

gillis said...

maybe the habs could ask the NHL to makes the periods 17 minutes long for the 2009/2010 season

HabsFan29 said...

im sure we'll get a good start to this period. not score, then let in a late one

GO YOU FUCKING HABS. PRIDE GODDAMMIT

Daniel said...

fuck you Grabitchski

HabsFan29 said...

what did BGL do? not that i want a PP, but still

Daniel Plainview said...

fuck this season.

Daniel Plainview said...

Carey is making saves and he doesn't even realize it

Daniel Plainview said...

Thomas is a luck sack tonight, no more goals for the Habs

kevincrumbs said...

Weber will be a great player if our coaching staff doesn't ruin him.

moeman said...

WV = dooed

Daniel Plainview said...

hey does the next GM hae to speak french? if so we are absolutely doomed to mediocrity.

lawyergirl77 said...

Cheer in the cheap seats: LUCIC IS A DICK! clap clap, clap clap clap!!

Boob Gainey said...

Caps losing. So that means Bruins - Rangers. Can't see the Rangers winning.

Rips it, scores! said...

NESN commentator to co-commentator talking about a party they were at a few years ago:

"You were wild that night"

We don't want to know, guys.

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