Over a quarter million results for Marisa in Google Image search. The streak can go on for a while, knock wood.
Wake the fuck up motherfuckers! I can barely see for the hangover in my head but I've dragged my sorry ass to my laptop to try to replicate the conditions of the Game Day Skate. All in hopes of helping the Fucking Habs. Lots of East action last night, with the Panthers losing but the Flyers and the won't-go-away Sabres winning. Habs still in 7th.
I am not looking forward to this game tonight. Toronto has given us fits all year, and we need this one. Have you checked the schedule for the rest of the season? Four games in six nights with the Bruins and Pens in the mix. Blech. We need these two points tonight. Yeah yeah, I guess we need two points every night. STFU. Now let's set this baby up with the bullets:
- 7 PM start at the ACC, of course it's on CBC;
- Habs on a 4-0-1 run, while the Leafs have lost 3 of 4;
- Leafs have taken 3 of 5 from the Habs this year, including the last one which was the bottom of the barrel for the Fucking Habs, spawning the post-game headline from me "Fuck this fucking team";
- Let's check in with Pension Plan Puppets one last time;
- Kovy, Koivu, Tangy, Markov, 'nuff said;
- ZombiePleks, 'nuff said;
- Good 'ol Grabs has 10 points over his last 6 games;
- Any Leafs goalie is on the cold list, especially after getting embarrassed 8-5 last night;
- It looks like Halak will go again. Rumour has Big Tits either not playing because of a cut sustained in the Isles game, or a healthy scratch because of sucking;
- For your post-game adult entertainment, if you didn't follow the link yesterday from the greatest anonymous commentor ever who gave us the Marisa Miller nude video, you'll want to do it. You won't regret it.