Saturday, April 04, 2009

I've dragged my ass out of bed early to try to keep this streak alive - Leafs Game Preview and Open Thread

Over a quarter million results for Marisa in Google Image search. The streak can go on for a while, knock wood.

Wake the fuck up motherfuckers! I can barely see for the hangover in my head but I've dragged my sorry ass to my laptop to try to replicate the conditions of the Game Day Skate. All in hopes of helping the Fucking Habs. Lots of East action last night, with the Panthers losing but the Flyers and the won't-go-away Sabres winning. Habs still in 7th.

I am not looking forward to this game tonight. Toronto has given us fits all year, and we need this one. Have you checked the schedule for the rest of the season? Four games in six nights with the Bruins and Pens in the mix. Blech. We need these two points tonight. Yeah yeah, I guess we need two points every night. STFU. Now let's set this baby up with the bullets:
  • 7 PM start at the ACC, of course it's on CBC;
  • Habs on a 4-0-1 run, while the Leafs have lost 3 of 4;
  • Leafs have taken 3 of 5 from the Habs this year, including the last one which was the bottom of the barrel for the Fucking Habs, spawning the post-game headline from me "Fuck this fucking team";
  • Let's check in with Pension Plan Puppets one last time;
  • Kovy, Koivu, Tangy, Markov, 'nuff said;
  • ZombiePleks, 'nuff said;
  • Good 'ol Grabs has 10 points over his last 6 games;
  • Any Leafs goalie is on the cold list, especially after getting embarrassed 8-5 last night;
  • It looks like Halak will go again. Rumour has Big Tits either not playing because of a cut sustained in the Isles game, or a healthy scratch because of sucking;
  • For your post-game adult entertainment, if you didn't follow the link yesterday from the greatest anonymous commentor ever who gave us the Marisa Miller nude video, you'll want to do it. You won't regret it.
Please hold off on your Leafs Suck comments until after the game. We don't want to jinx anything. Unless you're a Leafs fan, in which case go ahead.

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moeman said...

"knock wood"

Just did. Merci Marisa.

lawyergirl77 said...

moeman: +1. I woke up my cat I laughed so hard!

orangeman said...

I've been doing research, mostly because I'm a loser but also because numbers and stats get me all hot.

With 5 games left last season the Habs had 96 pts. That's 6 more than they have now. They ended up winning 4/5 to end the season and clinch 1st in the East with 104 pts. Boston already has 110 now, Washington 102 and NJ 100.

If the Habs win all 5 remaining games (big IF, but just follow me here), they would end with 100 pts (-4 from last season). Without knowing the point total, would anyone agree that the Habs' performance this season is that close to what they did last year? One could argue that there was more parity in the East last season and with the lopsided schedule (playing your division 8 times), so they had to be better to earn those 104 points. But I think they had to be good enough this season to get points from SJ, Detroit, Calgary, Vancouver and Chicago.

Basically, I'm confused. #1 PP to ruins, #1 offence to middle of the pack, inconsistant goaltending, injuries and this goddamn flu up the wazoo this year, and yet they're not doing that badly relatively. Remember, they had to win 7/8 games to end the season last year to finish 1st. If they had the 96 pts they had last year at this point, they'd be in 4th, but only 7 pts out of 8th.

In other numbers news, now I'm scared of the Canadiens moving into 6th and facing the Devils in the first round. I think we can all agree that would be the worst case scenerio. What team would you guys prefer they face? I vote for the Caps because a) I think they can take them; and b) I wouldn't mind seeing Ovie.

Shutdown said...

Orange-
I'd like for New York to meet NJ. There's some kind of weird voodoo going on there. New York isn't susceptible to NJ's awesomeness for some reason. Maybe the Rags can knock off the Devils in the first round.

As for the Habs... Boston or the Caps. Maybe Philly. I'm scared of the Whalers, Penguins and Devils. There's no way the Habbies meet the Rags in round 1, but I wouldn't mind that match up.

HabsFan29 said...

+1 zinger to moeman

i'm scared of everyone at this point. i think i would like the Caps just from an entertainment standpoint though

eyebleaf said...

I'll enjoy one final beating of the Habs before the summer.

Good luck in the playoffs, mates.

Ian Vitro said...

Go Halak!

word verif = doring, as in I'm a-doring Halak more and more...

Van Hab said...

YYYYYEEEEAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHRRRRRNNNNNN

In the middle of a drunken conversation with a Canucks fan friend of mine last night, he glances over to Sportscentre Leafs/Flyers highlights and exclaims "fuck, I love Grabovski"

It took a lot for me not to punch him.

I just hope we play the Bruins.
Either way I'll be in China from April 15th till May 3rd.... It's not like I'll get to see the Habs in the playoffs this year

Jaybird said...

@ Van Hab - awesome post. Would have made you wake up feeling brand new if you did strike him though. Who loves Grabovski? He is our sloppy seconds (I think the tits bros had their way with him a la deliverance) Sorry for the image. I'm traumatized also.

@ Eyebleaf you're in for it like a shark cruising around China tonight.

Tonight is going to be a straight up fucking bitchslap beatdown. I have no fears. Nobody else should. We have a team full of professional athletes who haven't forgot the last two games against the leafs. We are faster, stronger and more talented and it comes out tonight. I already put my posting rights on the line....I'll even say I will never watch that video that Anon posted yesterday of Marissa's nude shoot. I'm gambling the whole farm here. Oh those pink nipples.

GO ALLAH GO

South Shore Hab said...

@ Jaybird
"I'll even say I will never watch that video that Anon posted yesterday of Marissa's nude shoot."

Are you sure about that? I think you might want to wager your soul instead, it'll hurt less.


@ eyebleaf
Freakishly, I kinda respect the Leafs and their fans for this season. You guys knew that you were going to suck ass and be in the top 5 for Tavares, but decided "ah fuck it, let's just play and have fun!". Nice display of heart from a team that's used to mailing it in every season. Kinda reminds me of the mid-90s Habs.

I'm still pissed that you guys have beaten us 3 times this season, though. And Grabovski is still a lil' bitch.


@ Van Hab
If he had added "Sundin, too. Love that guy," I think most juries would acquit you of his murder.

boob gainey said...

Bruins beat the Rangers 1-0.
Glen Sather: worst GM in history.

HabsFan29 said...

Rangers might finish 10th at this rate (knock wood)

boob gainey said...

To qualify Rangers would have to beat Philly back to back, which would help us.

moeman said...

@hf29 "(knock wood)"

Twice in the same day, who knew? Merci Marisa, encore!

moeman said...

Some leaf lovin' lying sack of loose shit on tsn just said "the've been calling them the AKA line". Um, who might 'they' be you fucking blue&white lapping putz? (The media sack then proceeds to give burke an on-air hummer, go figure).

Anywhoo, putting my multi-decade of leaf hate aside, I thought, considering their hotness, that the Habs' top line could use the moniker The OLÉ Line. Worth celebrating at the top of our lungs, when things are going great.

Anonymous said...

Right now, the Habs are playing real good hockey right now and they have to be playing playoff-type of hockey for the remainder of the season. I hope, for fuck's sakes, they don't get their fucking egos too damn large just because of a five-game unbeaten streak. Holy shit, if they lose again to the fondled-mercilessly-by-the-Pension-Plan Leafs, I will have every fucking reason to jump on a plane and smash these punks in the face. They ain't won a damn thing at all.

Now, I know how much you hairy monkey chokers have fallen all over yourselves with the insanely gorgeous and crotch-wrecking Marisa Miller.

I can top that.

You're welcome, assholes.

Go you fucking Habs!

HabsFan29 said...

@moeman - i saw that. in fact, we refuse to call them that

Big Tits a healthy scratch. hope it helps him

HabsFan29 said...

oh Zsuzsanna!!!!

anonymous commentor of the year, thanks

HabsFan29 said...

OK fuck i have to go out for dinner. hope to catch y'all in the 3rd...

South Shore Hab said...

I hope Anon keeps posting these. I like very much.

AKA line? That doesn't even make sense, you TSN morons. Alex is a first name, Koivu is a last name.

Idiots.

OLÉ line has potential. Free Wings Line also makes sense, though it's a bit wordy... FW line? It's short and self-explanatory.

moeman said...

The Thick Red Line (?)

moeman said...

This ain't gonna be easy to type but congrats to the Boston Bruins for winning our East Division title. Here's hoping you clowns go down in da first round.

Also, bank+tim thomas = laughing all the way

South Shore Hab said...

Boston will regret signing Thomas... He's going to be a real flop next year, amirite?

moeman said...

KMP on the hnic happenings fellow 4HFers as here in the Ottawa-Gatineau area we get the sucking Sens vs. the phucking phlyers.

Off to get the official benoit brunet commemorative barf bag for some bilious fun.

Word Verif = blest (me or my Habs?)

Go Hip!

Go Habs!!

L Dude said...

Can't stay and chat. Just gotta say I played the game and have Habs winning 3-1 with an empty netter and a late leaf goal.

GO YOU FUCKERS GO!!!!!

Daniel Plainview said...

please beat the motherfucking Leafs.

Thank you.

lawyergirl77 said...

The Mountie singing the anthem was kind of creepy. Had a dead look in his eyes. Must be a Leafs fan...


GO FUCKING HABS GO!!

bkblades said...

You Habs fans should be more pissed about the Leafs having a winning record against you guys since the lockout (15-8-6). We love missing the playoffs, but the Leafs never seem to forget about the Habs hatred. Glory that (or depressing for the Habs supporters I guess).

Daniel Plainview said...

please don't make crappy Gerber look like Johnny Bower, fuck.

Daniel Plainview said...

Laraque is slower than Dagenais.

Baroque said...

Showing a shot of Chris Hanson on the Toronto bench - god, college kids look so incredibly young to me. Getting old. :)

Baroque said...

Power play opportunity for Montreal.

Also, verif = wingor. Good omen?

moeman said...

heh, sweet-mouth stajan slips up and its ...

Habs 1 ~ leafuckers 0 KOVY!

Rips it, scores! said...

Aww yeah, 1-0.

bkblades said...

Bah, goal on a marginal call. Kovalev with the PP marker. 1-0 Habs

Baroque said...

Freaking brilliant shot by Kovalev!

Right in the corner of the net, over Gerber's left shoulder.

moeman said...

Good evening Baroque, 4hf's resident underwired MILF.

Word Verif = studgess

Anonymous said...

Sick, disgusting shot by Kovy at 6:11 of the first.

1-0 Habs.

I swear I will kick you Habs in the nuts if you let up.

Anonymous said...

Just so you intermission self-molesters know, I'm watching it here.

moeman said...

One of the sweeter sounding words = dégagement.

moeman said...

Gui!

2 à zéro.

Baroque said...

Watch it, moeman ...

I may be misunderstanding MILF, but I don't think I count as I am single and unencumbered by family.

Funny. I actually just finished my hand-washing so I wouldn't have to try to type on the computer with wet hands. I don't think my laptop would like it - and it acts like a temperamental little bitch enough as it is. :)

Latendresse scores!

Rips it, scores! said...

Mad Max & Lats are my home boys.

bkblades said...

Latendresse gets a SHG with Lapierre doing a lot of the legwork. Well, looks like the Leafs have the game plan ready to go for a Habs win.

Jaybird said...

@ bkblades

WHO GIVES A SHIT!

Your record means nothing to us. You guys are gonna get smoked so goddamn bad tonight. Stop picking ASS stats out. What is our all time record against you? What is our playoff record against you?

That was Kovy's money shot last year...I've been begging for him to do that all season. What a snipe!!!

GUI GUI GUI

lawyergirl77 said...

God, I love this team so much when they're playing proper hockey!

Don't let up boys, this is awesome!!

Oh and Kovy's laser was sick... I can't believe that shot.

moeman said...

Apologies Baroque, just razzin' ya.

bkblades said...

Baroque - just semantics. I think MILF has entered the lexicon of all attractive experienced women. But my definition depends on hockey team affiliation - a Habs fan loses a few notches for me. ;)

Anonymous said...

And Latendresse makes it 2-0 Habs.

I'm watching you fucks if you slack off.

Daniel Plainview said...

don't let up on these fucking motherfuckers.

Baroque said...

Just wait, bkblades -

Montreal may very well follow an earlier game plan.

"Play hard for approximately 27 minutes, then try to hang on for dear life until the end of the game while the goaltender is being worn out."

It didn't work very well, but they trot it out from time to time to give it another go. Persistent little cusses, those Canadiens.

bkblades said...

@ jaybird

A relax is probably in order, but I know you'll twist it around to make another pro-Habs rant. That's cool, as I am just a guest from enemy lines. But I'll enjoy the game, regardless of outcome, either way.

moeman said...

Lotsa minutes left to play. PHI spotted the zombieleaf 6 goals last night.

Baroque said...

Thanks for the clarification, bkblades - I'm too old (39) to be up on all the acronyms.

And Montreal is one of the Eastern conference teams I follow - my primary team is the Red Wings. That probably makes it worse, but too bad - I'm sorry. :)

And I didn't take offense, moeman - I just wasn't sure if you were confusing me with someone else.

Daniel Plainview said...

these CBC twats are getting on my nerves but I need a rest from Brunet fucktard.

moeman said...

OTT 1 -0

Baroque said...

At least it isn't Marc Crawford doing the commentating - he gets the later games.

He is so horrible it makes my ears bleed waiting for him to actually complete a coherent sentence. Good lord.

I like the voice on the "great save, Luongo!" guy, though.

bkblades said...

@ moeman

To be fair, the Flyers have a wee bit of a goaltending problem, too. Like the Habs. Like the Leafs. Hell, like 85% of the NHL.

@ baroque

Oh, I'm well aware of your Red Wings affiliation. But since the Leafs so rarely sees the team anymore, it's like they don't exist. Your visits to ppp help with fit you into whatever "young" moniker we can think of.

moeman said...

@DPlain, does hnic have Hughson or bobcole doing the game? Who is being the typical cbc wad tonight?

Word Verif = jacto, as in I'm jacto hear what cherry will say about the all-Euro leaf starting line tonight.

lawyergirl77 said...

My love for Pierre Houde can usually overcome any of my Brunet hate. I actually only hear a noise that sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher whenever he starts to speak...

I loathe the CBC for hockey, especially on nights vs. the Leafs. Nothing could make me change the channel right now. The only one who could try (Mr. LG77) is asleep right now. Heh. I yell every time the Habs score a goal, but he's still in snoozieland.

Meh. Means more pizza for me... *reaches for slice of pizza, swig of beer*

moeman said...

@bkb, biron had his way with our Habs in last year's playoffs.

Word Verif = hurve, as in brunet hasn't made me hurve yet

moeman said...

heh, leaf gang up on BGL. It'll be fun listening to wilsonburke defend that.

lawyergirl77 said...

moeman - you spoke too soon. His defence of Kubina is ridiculous...

bkblades said...

Trust me, Jim Hughson calling the Leafs games aren't making us feel any better, too.

moeman said...

Did our lg77 sprinkle some benzodiazepine in Mr. LG's bière?

Baroque said...

@ bkblades -

I thought I recognized your moniker, but I'm beyond shitty with names even when I have a face to connect with it - I often have an even tricker time keeping screen names straight. (And I didn't want to seem like a total dork by acting like I knew who you were, when I really didn't.) :)

It's like the east and west are two different leagues. It's nice to have blogs for a fan to keep in touch, at least a little bit.

lawyergirl77 said...

moeman - now why would I do that?? *innocent whistling*

Baroque said...

Is Jim Hughson the "great save, Luongo!" guy?

He cracks me up when he's doing Vancouver games. He has such a low bar for a great save because I think he just loves saying it so much.

moeman said...

Decent 1st. Hope da boys crank up the intensity a notCH.

bkblades said...

Jim Hughson is the guy who has fallen in love with Vancouver and Luonguo especially. His constant jibe remarks against the Leafs are grating, but even more annoying is his inability to call the game right in front of him. Makes some of the most obvious observations, or just downright inaccurate calls and/or absurd outrages.

Baroque said...

Islanders leading Tampa 1-0.

That must be a tanktastic game.

Jaybird said...

How did Harrison take that shot? I watch a lot of boxing and he took that right on the button. I had to rewind a few times to see how many degress his head turned. What a tough hombre!!!

@ bk - I'm no more excited than usual. I get all full of maple syrup and vinegar at gametime Saturday. I just don't like useless stats. Thank god hockey usually doesn't have them thrown in your face like any NFL game.

Baroque said...

Eep! Michigan State leading UConn - Go Green!

(Now I'm worried that they will start losing since I flipped over to check the score.)

lawyergirl77 said...

Baroque - The Battle of the Bottom Feeders. Nice. I wonder whether they had to give away tix for that game...

bkblades said...

@ jaybird

Hockey loves useless stats - the +/- comes to mind. Oh no worries about how you react to a random statistic I brought up - no use getting worked up about anything, aside from your team. When the Leafs routinely don't make the playoffs, it's just a wonder why we don't play the same way when the other team doesn't have the "CH" in front of their jerseys. It's the small, largely irrelevant victories I try to grasp lately.

lawyergirl77 said...

^^That wasn't about the March Madness game - about the Isles vs. Tampa!

lawyergirl77 said...

"It's the small, largely irrelevant victories I try to grasp lately."

bkblades - welcome to my nightmare in the late 90's. *shudder*

moeman said...

@bkb, with all due respect, Bob Cole is the guy who has fallen in love with Toronto and Joseph especially. His constant jibe remarks against any leaf opponent are grating, but even more annoying is his inability to call the game right in front of him. Makes some of the most obvious observations, or just downright inaccurate calls and/or absurd outrages. Plus not even bothering to get a player's name right and resorting to naming the opposing goalie, 'the goalie'. Felt your pain, for decades.

Anonymous said...

I'm out, guys and hot pieces of asses gals. If these vacillating punks who call themselves the Habs get out of TO with a win, I'll post something...

If they lose this game they're supposed to fucking win, I'll just shoot the neighbor's dog and piss on its remains.

So pray for the dog's life that the Habs win.

Baroque said...

@ lawyergirl -

Oh, I know.

And I'm not a basketball fan at all, or a college basketball fan - no brackets or anything - but I like to cheer for a local underdog that no one is picking to win.

Especially since two of my siblings did post-secondary schooling at MSU, so I cheer for schools in the family.

Baroque said...

Stupid Flyers. They should have saved some of the goals they scored last game - they need them against Ottawa.

moeman said...

Is Bouillon Cube still out of sorts? Breezer needs to retire.

moeman said...

Plex still a zombie.

bkblades said...

@moeman

Bob Cole at least was subtle with his jibes against the opponents. Hughson doesn't make any secrets of the Leafs problems. And when the Leafs didn't make the playoffs in the 1980s or the Canada Cups he got to call, Cole was a pleasure to watch and listen. And for all his faults, Cole doesn't get outraged when a fight breaks out like Hughson does, as if it's the end of the world. Check out Hughson's call on Stu Grimson in the infamous Leafs-Blackhawks brawl. But hey, different strokes for different folks - I can only imagine the Habs misery of watching a horrid Leafs team broadcast every Saturday night.

lawyergirl77 said...

Anon - I usually enjoy backing over a bunch of fluffy cute widdle kittens when we lose. But, you know, to each his/her own!!

Baroque - I totally understand and respect that as an approach to March Madness! I used to watch it religiously, then I graduated from college and had to go to work. Fucking work. Gets in the way of my sports obsessions. I don't even know who's in the final four this year.

PENALTY SHOT FOR GUI!!! WOOOO

bkblades said...

Penalty shot for Lantendresse?

moeman said...

@bkb, the only hockey moment cole ever truly mastered was Lemieux's Canada Cup winning goal.

lawyergirl77 said...

BOOOO that Gerber stopped it. Here's hoping that this doesn't lead to a Leaf turnaround. Moeman - you wanna knock on some wood again?

Daniel Plainview said...

Tender looks a lot faster out there.

lawyergirl77 said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TANGUAY!!!!

moeman said...

3-0

Man that was some fast wood knocking. Luckily the Bounty is the quicker, picker, upper.

bkblades said...

Missed penalty shot, but Tanguay gets another one. 3-zip for the bleu. blanc, et rouge. Welcome to the NHL Hanson - gots to do a better job in tying up your man.

lawyergirl77 said...

Daniel - Gui has actually been much quicker in terms of game speed this year, at least until he went down with his injury. I used to be deeply meh about him, but he's developing into an interesting player.

Daniel Plainview said...

nice, now don't let up on these motherfucking bitches

Baroque said...

Final Four:

U Connecticut
Michigan State
Villanova
North Carolina (?)

I think that's right.

If a school I know wasn't in it, I wouldn't even know that much. Tom Izzo so deserves all the accolades he receives - I'm not surprised that his name keeps coming up in coaching rumours, but he won't leave MSU. He has built a hell of a program there, and is loved very much.

8 point lead for MSU with under two minutes left.

Whoops! I missed a Montreal goal.

Lostinleafland said...

Koivu,,he's on fire the past 6 games..atta boy.
this line ROCKS...

moeman said...

I calling em The Wood Line! They shoot, They score!

Daniel Plainview said...

lawyergirl I noticed his speed at the beginning of the year, but I swear he looks faster since he came back from his injury. Considering how painfully slow he was in his rookie season its quite impressive.

Baroque said...

Ack! Six points!

Come on, Spartans - forget I was ever watching!

moeman said...

Higgs!

4-0

lawyergirl77 said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOO HIGGY!!!!!!!!

Rips it, scores! said...

GerbLOL

Word verif: wings. Mmmmm, wings.

moeman said...

Cujeau! Cujeau! Cujeau!

Baroque said...

I've seen penalties called for less than that. Officials missed one.

lawyergirl77 said...

Daniel - it's pretty surprising, eh? I'm not sure he'd win a footrace, but he's got good game speed. Much like Dandenault.

God, is it wrong that I want to re-sign everyone for next year? No? Okay... BUt seriously, I will be really bummed if Kovy, Koivu, Tangy, Dandy and Higgy leave. :(

bkblades said...

Despite the garbage non-call on the goalie interference by Plekanac, the Habs have outworked the Leafs all night. They've been getting all the loose pucks and winning all the battles. The 4-0 score is probably just.

lawyergirl77 said...

Come on, guys - GET MOMMA SOME CHICKEN WINGS OFFA DEES BASTARDS!!

bkblades said...

@lg77

Kovalev's shelf-life looks like it's done. But the Habs surely need to re-sign Tanguay though and Koivu at least to ease in the young guys coming up? That sounded really dirty.

moeman said...

OTT 2 ~ PHI 2

Daniel Plainview said...

yeah run these fuckers out of their own building.

moeman said...

@bkb, I disagree, methinks Kovy can still knock lotsa wood in a Habs jersey.

Daniel Plainview said...

yeah bkblades, Kovalev definitely looks finished.

lawyergirl77 said...

bkb - I used to say when Kovy sucked in the regular season that he would rule the rink in the playoffs. I think that he might get re-signed if the Habs do better than the first round in the playoffs. I'm not sure that he's *that* done yet... even though I used to think so.

But if they don't sign my Saku and Tanguay I'll be REALLY crushed. :(

Baroque said...

Beat Kansas in the Sweet Sixteen after trailing by 13 points, beat Louisville (number one seed in the tournament) to get to the Final Four, and now leading UConn by seven points with thirty seconds to go.

GO FUCKING SPARTANS, GO!!!!

Please keep making your free throws, guys.

Daniel Plainview said...

Ha-lock

lawyergirl77 said...

Daniel/moeman - I think that Kovy needs to readjust to the fact that, in hockey terms, he's a fucking OLD MAN. He needs to adjust his game and that's what he was trying to do this year. He can't pull off all the dipsy-doodling that he used to do because he's not as fast and strong as he was in his prime.

he seems to have finally understood this... I hope.

Holy shit - NO TURNOVERS for the Habs in the 1st? Be still my beating heart!!

lostinleafland said...

Grabovski looks like a douche bag. Hope someone runs him through the boards.

moeman said...

Breezer should be made into penicillin.

Rips it, scores! said...

Schneider out for the rest of the game with an upper body injury, according to a Habs communique on CJAD.

Daniel Plainview said...

Grabitchski IS a douchebag.

Baroque said...

82 to 73. Michigan State advances to the championship game. Bloody hell.

Wow. So awesome.

*shakes head in amazement*

Okay, now back to hockey stuff.

Daniel Plainview said...

so is everyone still saying that Saku and Kovy still hate each other.

fuck that tabloid shit.

lawyergirl77 said...

FUCK! Schneider has an upper body injury after that bullshit hit from May. Fuckitty fuck fuck.

Yes, i rag on him because he's, shall we say, prone to brain farts on D, but he's a big part of the reason why our powerplay is working lately...

bkblades said...

I don't think the Leafs know the game has started yet. Hopefully there are nice looking girls in the crowd - Halak has time to ogle, it's not like he's busy.

lawyergirl77 said...

Fuck, Pleky just made it onto the scoresheet. Stupid penalty.

Daniel Plainview said...

Ha-Lock

lawyergirl77 said...

Hey bkb - I see you over at the globe and mail! Heh.

moeman said...

@bkb, les belles femmes sont à Montréal.

bkblades said...

@lg77

I see you're in the liveblog at the globe. Know this about Shoalts: he penned an article about the "Brian Burke" twitter not being the real Burke and being very offended, as to getting a quote from Burke himself about it.

lawyergirl77 said...

Moeman - as witnessed by Ovie during the ASG. That clip still cracks me up!

Lostinleafland said...

BGL better pound May into the ice after the hit on Schneider

Baroque said...

"Canadiens may have taken their foot off the gas a little bit."

Okay, then - time to start punting virtual kittens!

lawyergirl77 said...

bkb - Yeah, I know about Shoalts. I read the globe daily (and I've got friends on staff). He's getting his yayas out by trashing me. Evs.

lawyergirl77 said...

Baroque - PUNT!!

Baroque said...

I'm starting to think that all news organizations should have a young man or woman on staff purely as a "current technology awareness person." They could make sure the old men know what Twitter is and how to tell that a feed is a parody or not (for example, if it says "yes, this is a parody" on the bio).

I miss the fake Brian Burke twitter updates. :(

bkblades said...

Shoalts gets his yayas out by becoming the new Leafs basher. It comes with the territory of getting readership. Though this game is giving him plenty of ammo. Sigh.

Baroque said...

Awwwww. What a cute kitty.

lawyergirl77 said...

Baroque - cute overload owns my soul. Especially when they post things like this!!!! *dies*

lawyergirl77 said...

bkb - yes, but he's bashing everything BUT the Leafs actual game right now. The stupid skits, the in-game commentators... Very odd. I mean, Boone stopped bitching about the Marché Express thing at the Bell Center after a few games - why is Shoalts still obsessing about irrelevant stuff?

Oh wait, I know the answer... Heh. Nevermind...

Baroque said...

I was unaware of that site.

Now remedied.

It reminds me I have to get online and order a new rabbit cage, so I can adopt a bonded pair of bunnies that have been at a shelter where my sister volunteers since September, poor babies.

I used to have a couple of rabbits, but they were in separate cages because they didn't get along. I need a big cage so they can share space.

bkblades said...

Did someone say kitties? Time for happy cat!

Habs are happy I'm sure

Shoalts, like the Leafs, makes me very sad this season. Brutal really.

Baroque said...

Nice tip by the rookie.

Bad turnover by Halak.

bkblades said...

Cue the comeback?

Daniel Plainview said...

fuck fuck fuck fuck finish these fucks.

moeman said...

Cue the ...

lawyergirl77 said...

bkb - why am I suddenly craving a cheezburger??

And Baroque - sniffle sniffle for the poor widdle bunnies. :(

FUCKING LEAFS. I was hoping that halak would get a shutout.

Rips it, scores! said...

There goes the shutout. Dagnabbit,

Baroque said...

Cue the collapse?

The two happenings are simultaneous.

Baroque said...

@ lg -

I know! Their names are Popcorn and Peanut, and the problem is that often someone wants only one bunny, and the shelter policy is to keep bonded pairs together, so they have to be adopted by the same person.

I've seen the pictures, and they are so sweet.

lawyergirl77 said...

CHICKEN WIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

moeman said...

Lapper! 5-1

bkblades said...

Umm, guess I'm holding that cue for comeback for another season.

moeman said...

lg77, go console Shoalts, he must be feeling lonely.

Daniel Plainview said...

fuck these fucks

Rips it, scores! said...

Woo-hoo, 5-1!

In other news, Shoalts is mongtastic.

lawyergirl77 said...

Baroque - you must post pictures of the cutie pies, yes?! I love bunnies... Did you see the cuteness over at CO in the bunnies section?

I would post another link, but I think it might break 29's heart when he gets back and see that we're no longer linking to pictures of hot chicks, but rather bunnies and kitties.

Daniel Plainview said...

score again on these fucks

moeman said...

For hf29, http://tinyurl.com/d7ahz9

lawyergirl77 said...

Just told Shoalts that habs fans aren't being complacent, just saving our energy for hockey in mid-to-late April... And then I made a dig about not being able to describe the feeling to people who haven't been there in a while.

I sincerely doubt he's going to post it. Heh.

WOOOOOOOOOOO SIX BABY!!!

bkblades said...

And it's 6-1. PP goal.

Rips it, scores! said...

We want 7!!!

moeman said...

How many points for AK27?

lawyergirl77 said...

Daniel - Georges answered your wish!

bkblades said...

The only question remains: will the Habs score the touchdown tonight? Gag me.

Daniel Plainview said...

there's still time to score a few more on these fucks.

moeman said...

@bkb, you wanna be gagged with a bunny or a kitten?

lawyergirl77 said...

bkb - once we get the chicken wing goal, it's all gravy.

My condolences.

Baroque said...

Another power play goal. Wow.

29 will get over it - besides, guys like cute animals, too (if for no other reason than using a puppy as a chic magnet).

Bunnies really are the best pets if you have a very small house (as I do) and you have a lot of things that a cat or dog could destroy or get tangled in (like books and balls of yarn). They are so quiet, too.

Rips it, scores! said...

What happened? Did Grabovski hit markov?

moeman said...

grabovskank looks like a Hanson.

lawyergirl77 said...

Holy Shit - Dandy is fighting Grabitchski!! Woo hoo!!! Go El Dandy!

Seriously, though, Grabby looks like SUCH a girl... Which is insulting to women everywhere, but there you go.

bkblades said...

Well, I might just be gagged by the hatred the Habs are spewing out with Grabo's latest hit.

lawyergirl77 said...

Baroque - yes, but the bunnies I've had have been shit machines, and not at all cuddly. I love my stupid cuddleslut of a cat, even if he starts chewing/tearing shit up.

And Moeman - YES HE DOES! +1

lawyergirl77 said...

Fuck - Tangy that sucks. Oh well.

lawyergirl77 said...

Fuck, Markov is now gone too. Uh oh.

Baroque said...

Grabovski has very fluffy hair. I wonder if he has the same problems with static electricity as I do?

I once shot a 6" spark from my hip into a stairway railing - it tingled just as much as you might think it would, and my entire hip area went numb for a bit.

Whoops.

boob gainey said...

What's the point of Laraque?

Markov gets boarded while he's on the ice and he does nothing.

What does he think exactly? That he's on there to score goals?

bkblades said...

Devereaux gets the shortie. Well, at least the Leafs are tied 1-1 in the SHG department with the Habs...Victory!

lawyergirl77 said...

Wow - we were REALLY missing Markov and Schneider on that PP... Scary to see.

Daniel Plainview said...

I love my cats to.

moeman said...

@Baroque, at least the underwire kept you grounded.

lawyergirl77 said...

Boob -yes, he does. It has been his problem all year. He no longer knows his role. Poor Pebbles.

Daniel Plainview said...

fuck these cunt motherfuckers

lawyergirl77 said...

Yo, I can't believe that Mr. LG77 has slept through the ENTIRE game!!

And I can't believe I ate all that pizza... my tummy feels funny...

bkblades said...

Someone just needs to brush Grabovski's hair. It's very unlike Scott Hartnell's dirty mop of a hair - not been cut for half a year, and not been washed for that long too, I gather.

Baroque said...

@ LG -

I've had two bunnies, and they were both adorable.

One of them was a rescue from some people who were moving to California, and figured that if no one took him they would just have him put to sleep. He would hop up in my lap when I was studying and bump his little head into my hand until I scratched him between the ears.

The other was the only survivor of a shipment to a pet store that got delayed a couple days, and he was so cuddle-friendly that you had to pick him up and move him from your lap if you wanted to get up. You could pet him all day and he wouldn't move.

orangeman said...

Darn, the Whale and the Pens are headed to OT. Damn 3 point games.

Veri word: prook
Grabitchski is such a prook.

Baroque said...

Grabovski does need a good brush - and I hope he conditions properly, too. That helps.

@ moeman -

Yes, 'twas fortunate. :)

Daniel Plainview said...

Grabitchski is a cunt.

I hope Markov is ok.

Baroque said...

Four points for Kovalev.

I hope that Markov and Schneider are okay.

lawyergirl77 said...

If Markov is NOT OK, then this team is in trouble. Not as much trouble as we would have been in about a month ago, but it still ain't pretty... Here's hoping he's okay. I'd touch wood but Mr. LG77 is out cold and I'm anatomically challenged in that department. Moe?

moeman said...

A nice score. Kovy is da man. I doubt he plays this way with Carbo behind the benCH. This game thread has been fun boys and gals.

Baroque said...

Goodnight, peoples. Pleasant dreams, of hot chicks or cute animals, whatever.

(And here's hoping that no bad dreams result from eating too much pizza.) :)

bkblades said...

Won't delve too much into Grabs hit on Markov, since I rather thought he got more shoulder than anything else. But in either case, the Leafs were beat out in every aspect of the game and deserved to lose. Thanks for the night, boys and girls. I'll see if I can find a drink hard enough to forget this one. I'm not confident I will, so much consternation will be had the rest of the day. Regards.

moeman said...

Third time lucky wood has been knocked.

boob gainey said...

You know all those pricks who said Gainey doesn't have a clue? Rejean Tremblay. Jack Todd. Michel Blanchard. Mike Boone.

Are they penning their mea culpas for the Monday edition of their shitty little rags?

Didn't think so.

lawyergirl77 said...

Boob - I don't think that they know what mea culpa means.

BG's a great coach. I just wish he had signed a few more of his free agents, 'cause now we're going to have a problem at the end of this season. I think he's a good GM, but there are certain things he's done that are big head scratchers...

Jaybird said...

That was just too easy. Bring on a real opponent. We're rolling big time. I'm still allowed to post!


@ bk. I have to admit you are definitely a leafs fan. Bob Cole had great calls in the past but now is a complete alcoholic who doesn't know which way is up and has lost all contact with the game. Only a leafs fan would enjoy his babbling and wouldn't notice he doesn't know ten players on the other team.

Kovalev's shelf life is up? Another pure Toronto comment based on media exposure. He is our best player besides Markov and dominates in playoffs. I would say that too if my team's best player was Ponikarovski. Jealous much? Player hater lol

Jaybird said...

And,
I'm pouring out a little Molson Canadian and saying a prayer for Marky and Schneider. If I had some blow I would sprinkle some in a voodoo tribute around my fireplace praying to the hockey gods. If they are gone, sigh, we are gone.

Halak says "Jagshemash...du yu lyke me?

lawyergirl77 said...

Did you guys see Avery's hit on Tim Thomas? Heh - he went ape shit!!

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