Friday, April 03, 2009

The Morning Skate for Friday, April 3rd

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of giving the Queen a little hug...
  • Habs, uh, win again? We're not sure if we can deal with this team playing well. It'll only lead to heartbreak, right? Anyway, more Kovy, Koivu, etc and the Habs play 60 minutes again to get their 40th win. Yippee! Chill out TMS, it was just the fucking Islanders. More later today;
  • We'll keep saying it - Fear the Whale people! Canes win their 7th in a row, take the Rangers 4-2;
  • As a result of those two events the wacky East standings become wackier, with the Habs in 7th and the Whalers in 4th;
  • Bruins win their 50th game of the year. We're sure that makes HF10 angry;
  • The Canucks clinched a playoff spot with the point they earned in a 6-5 shootout loss to the Ducks.
Sexy Friday always feels better after a win.

14 comments:

L Dude said...

FUCKIN' EH!

I'm now 5 for 5 with NHL09- had the margin of victory right last night. will keep playing the damned thing til I'm wrong.

- The artist formerly known as Limerick Dude

* not one "BIG BODY" reference last night by PM! Unless I missed it, it was (thankfully) rather boring.

moeman said...

Speaking of sexy Friday, you have a dirty-minded choice;

Watch this

Join this

moeman said...

and this is ...

Genius. Extremely NSFW.

Habsfan10 said...

You're damn right that makes me fucking angry. Black-and-gold-wearing fuckers are gonna get theirs, I swear it. The only good thing about finishing 8th would be dumping their sorry asses out before moving on to bigger and better things.

L Dude said...

I think I heard McQueer say last night while Kovy had the puck, "That's artistry personified!" WTF

Yvon Gagne said...

The Miller chick pics are working out pretty good.

@10; It's black and piss, no gold for the Brooms.

L Dude said...

RE: The Miller chick pics are working out pretty good.

I agree. But if you could find something with less skeletal protrusion for the Leaf game, that would be nice.

L Diddy

Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) said...

Kovalev has been on FIRE. God bless him.

dwgs said...

Here's a laugh, courtesy of H I/O
http://habsinsideout.com/images/18324
Somebody's got some 'splaining to do.
Oh and just in case they fix it,
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c320/froggybootknocker/notbrashear.jpg

Rob said...

Ok before everyone simultaneously fucking jumps back on the bandwagon and breaks one of the wodden wheels can we have a moment of fucking reflection here. The fuckers won two in a row. One against a solid team the other against a fucking team playing on some Island trying to pass for the second NY. Regardless i fucking regress...don't get all horny like at 2:50am in a fuckin bar..this team does not have what it fucking takes to get it done in the post season...if they fucking do..i'll work the fucking jack to repair the broken wooden tire...fuck we Habs supporters never fucking learn! Oh and by the fucking way remember back a few years when the Habs needed a win to get into the last playoff spot...it was those fucking no good conservative tight fucking ass Leafs who destroyed that dream...guess who were fucking playing next...YUP!

moeman said...

@Robbie, Steve Bégin won't be playing Saturday night.

Anonymous said...

Jeezus, at the rate you fuckers are going with mercilessly choking your man-meats to Marisa Miller's perky tits and spankable gangbanging ass, you'll be bloody by the end of the month. Wait, you might actually like that...

Slow the fuck down.

Two games. Go on and set yourselves up for a letdown because the fucking Habs, as per modus operandi, will be giving each other the self-congratulatory flaming courtesy reach around they've been giving each other all year round.

And man, they will let you down again.

Go you fucking Habs!

Jaybird said...

Holy shit Robbie do you find joy in anything? Sounds like you would rather they lost so you could complain more. For those of us (me) who never jump off the gangbangwagon no matter how shitty it smells your post sucked. Sorry dude.

Rob said...

Hey jaybird i know the truth hurts but atleast i'm willing to say i will be the first to get dirty if they prove us otherwise....don't hold your breath partner. I'm so fed up with this amateur act in what use to be a professional city..it smells bad and no matter how many roses you fucking throw at it that isn't GOING TO CHANGE. SEE ME AFTER APRIL 15TH AND WE'LL TALK.