Tuesday, April 14, 2009

FHF Rates the Supermodels, er, Previews Habs-Bruins: The Basics

Brooklyn Decker rates an 8 out of 10. She loses 2 points for agreeing to marry Andy Roddick

Welcome one and all to the always highly-anticipated FHF posting of hot chicks, er, playoff hockey analysis! The annual FHF board meeting / group meth binge has finally taken place, and the only thing we could all agree on through our meth-rage was that supermodels are super. So here they are.

Over the next couple of days we'll take a look at the forwards, D, goalies, and maybe some other crap in this epic battle that we've all seen before. We'll top it off on Thursday with our first ever sequel, "Ten More Things We Hate About the Bruins." To set it all up, here are some basic facts that you will not know if you have been hiding out at Chez Parée for the last 30 years, Actually, given the number of hockey players who go to Chez Parée, being in there for 30 years you probably know more about hockey than us:
  • This Adams Division semi-final Eastern Conference quarter-final is a best of seven series in a 2-2-1-1-1 format (I told you these facts are basic). Who remembers the best of three series that existed in the 70's?
  • A Habs-Bruins playoff series has happened thirty-one times already. 31! That's fucking INSANE. Habs have won 24 of the 31 including last year's, meaning... absolutely fuck all;
  • Habs only managed one measly shootout win against the B's this year;
  • Bruins ended up with 23 more points and 12 more wins than the Habs;
  • With that said, DOOM had this to say about the series: "It doesn't really matter what's gone on in the season. What people care about is how you finish and what you do in the playoffs. We've accomplished our goal (of) extending our season and now that we're here, anything can happen. It's all about the now, not what's gone on in the past." Amen, brother. And we'll just ignore that "how you finish" part;
  • Here's the series in a nutshell, courtesy Robert over at EOTP.
As HF10 said, it is so on, you black and gold wearing fuckers.

133 comments:

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

The best part is, Mark Recchi can still play.

You missed the Lucic tag.

P.S. It is on like Donkey Kong.

Habsfan10 said...

Bring it.

Also, Brooklyn Decker ... yowza.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ Cornelius

You better hope Manny Fernandez can, too.

Robbie said...

You think Brooklyn Decker fucking knows how to use a stick shift? Any who...the bottom line on htis series is who wants to flog around the biggest dick in the arena. Un-fucking-fortunately the Russians have nutoriously (you notice the spelling) small dicks...so yeah were fucked...and Carey "anyone got a line" Price might have already blown his pecker size on lines..so yeah were fucked...We can only how that BJL holds true to the notion that Black is bigger...well all in all guys were fucked...but hey i still bleed fucking red, white and blue so i hope we crush those mother fucking Bruins...dreams are ok...i'll be dreaming about Brooklyn and my stick shift.

moeman said...

You got 1st place and we're 7 behind,
You got 4HFs thinkin that we're wastin our time.
Don't bring us down, no no no no no,
We'll tell you once more before Tiny falls on the floor
Don't bring us down.

You wanna stay out with your hideous friends.
We're tellin you when the series will end,
Don't bring us down, no no no no no no no no,
We'll tell you once more before Milan Lucic is sore
Dont bring us down.

Don't bring us down, Cthulhu
Don't bring us down, Cthulhu
Don't bring us down, Cthulhu
Don't bring us down.

What happened to the Julien we use to know,
He's lost his mind since leaving Montreal,
Don't bring us down, no no no no no,
We'll tell you once more despite that Olé roar.
Don't bring us down.

You're always talkin bout our lazy Habs,
Four of these nights they're gonna get it right.
Don't bring us down, no no no no no,
We'll tell you once more Chara is The Horror.
Don't bring us down.

Don't bring us down, Cthulhu
Don't bring us down, Cthulhu
Don't bring us down, Cthulhu
Don't bring us down.

You're lookin slimy just like a snake in the grass,
Big George Laracque is gonna rape your ass.
Don't bring us down, no no no no no no no no,
We'll tell you once more we've already won 24.
Don't bring us down.

We'll have you shakin and runnin away.
You make our skin crawl each and everyday,
Don't bring us down, no no no no no,
We'll tell you Bs fans, bunnies and kittens no more.
Don't bring us down.

Don't bring us down, Cthulhu
Don't bring us down, Cthulhu
Don't bring us down, Cthulhu
Don't bring us down.

HabsFan29 said...

well i wondered where moeman was all day, now I know.

+4 wins

moeman said...

I've got to thank fez for the Viognier-out-the-nose hilarious Cthulhu reference in a previous thread.

moeman said...

RDS (yeah you too Demers) whining that Julien has been shafted for years. STFU already. Hey Habs mng't, maybe its time to review that RD$ exclusive contract. I'm not sure a clan of ex_nords mouthbreathers is what is good for the CH.

Baroque said...

Once Chara starts his playoff beard, will he still be a shaved gorilla? :)

moeman said...

Oh, oh, brunet 'n'est pas convaincul' (he isn't convinced (I add the 'l' for effect)), that the Habs can beat the hated rival.

~~~

Slightly off-topic, I wonder if benoit uses this same lame line (he aint dat brite a bulb) on Madame brunet when she allegedly climaxes after benoit busts a bomb a benign splooge.

Boob Gainey said...

I wouldn't call Demers an ex_nords mouthbreather.

I would call him an emotionally incontinent doofus who lucked into a Stanley Cup win.

Daniel Plainview said...

that win was a defensive masterpiece with Lemaire's finger prints all over it.

HabsFan29 said...

don't forget illiterate!

Van Hab said...

Best thing about Demers is we can slag him in print till the cows come home and HE'LL NEVER KNOW.

Daniel Plainview said...

I actually like Demers, when I was 9 I used to think it was nice how he'd pat all the players on the shoulder after a win and he'd give an extra pat to the players who played really hard.

lawyergirl77 said...

re: RDS - I would fire the lot of them EXCEPT for Pierre Houde and Joël Bouchard.

And maybe Alan Crête. Sometimes. Perhaps.

Demers annoys me the most of all, especially after his speech at Roy's jersey retirement. Classless motherfucker - it's not about you!!

lawyergirl77 said...

Daniel - I liked him lots as a coach. As a commentator, he sucks Chara's shaved balls. He's this weird combination of Homer/Doomsday prophet.

moeman said...

@lg77, since when does bouchard have an accent on his 'e'? NTTIAWWT

~~~

I am not suggesting that all RDSers are ex-noRDS souffleurdebouche but it is becoming obvious that most do, NON? Crête (another accented RDSer) is of the noRDS ilk. I'm starting to think that our lg77 likes the RDSers for their chevelure.

BTW, I, too, have an accented Nom (de famille).

moeman said...

Demers has always been like-able, in a Pixaresque/RainMan-ish way but he is bandwagoning the réjeantremblay anti-CH, pro-purelaine stream being up/downloaded to the captive audience. Screamers like jeanperron have lead the way for these juiced-up jackals. I fear that they will win their war to change our Habs with their Riefenstahlian viewpoint/camera angle.

Daniel Plainview said...

@lg77, yeah I don't like him as a commentator either, but he's way better than Bergeron and I'll always like him for the 93 connection.

I also hate how everyone on RDS says "le Canadiens" it fucking infuriates me.

moeman said...

DP knows.

Daniel Plainview said...

I can't decide what to watch for the playoffs, RDS or CBC. I love Pierre Houde but I can't stand that fucktard Brunet and I really really really don't want to hear them refer to my hockey team as "le Canadiens" over and over again hoping everyone else will follow and the message will get out. On the other hand CBC will be jerking the Bruins off continuously throughout the game and then P.J Stock and Don Cherry will take turns sucking their cocks in the intermission. Maybe I'll just listen on the radio, Danny Dube is cool.

lawyergirl77 said...

Moe - ben voyons donc! Pour leur chevelure?? Credit me with a little bit more taste than that!! :)

I agree with you re: Jean "Crisse qu'il me tape" Perron and his ilk. I think that his brand of screaming à la Howard Stern is a big part of the CH's problems (and our inability to attract free agents), but that's a rant for another day.

I said Alan Crête sometimes/possibly/maybe. Some nights he's decent, other times, I want him ded. Like the Broons. It's probably when the Nords-angle manifests itself. God how I hated les ostie de Nordindes...

Word to DP re: Demers > Bergeron. But that ain't saying much. I used to like Demers a whole lot more, until his speech at Roy's jersey retirement where he talked about the Habs winning their 25th cup, instead of, you know, the DUDE WHO WAS GETTING HIS FUCKING JERSEY RETIRED.

moeman said...

If cbc/hnic has hughson doing the Habs game then it'll be them as rds has become an echo CHamber of purewoolian Habs hate. If cbc/hnic decides to pull the corpse of bobcole then it'll be radio. Methinks I can drink enough wine to compensate for the radio/teevee lag whilst I type on this 4HFantastic blog. BONUS, NO FUCKING PIERRE FUCKING MAGUIRE!!!

lawyergirl77 said...

DP - I'll watch it on RDS. The CBC gives me hives. And listening to it on the radio (even with the teevee on) is an exercise in frustration too. But, ITA - Danny Dubé is the bomb.

lawyergirl77 said...

moe - heh for the "purewoolian". WTF is up with the hate? They bitch and moan about the lack of purewoolians on the team... and then they shit all over the ones that are there. Makes no fucking sense to me.

Word verification: sti cat. As in :'Sti catlice, y vont-tu dropper l'ostie de puck bientôt??"

moeman said...

@lg77, U R da best. If you weren't married, I'd propose. I have really nice hair, so thats nice. AND I don't fall asleep during games. NTTIAWWT.

@; ) <-- aka the Elvis smiley, cuz of da hair, of course

~~~

Crête, like his RDS colleagues is (now) playing the sick game of Habs bashing. Should (and they won't) the Canadiens lose in round 1, these ANALysts will go fucking bestial on the CH's ass.

Bring back the Nordiques and send these crosseurs chez eux.

Daniel Plainview said...

yeah I was at the Roy retirement game and everyone was like wtf when Demers started talking. Jean Perron didn't make any sense either but he never does so nothing new there. He's just a creepy old man who has erotic fantasies of young Habs players doing lines off the backs of hookers.
I'm gonna try CBC but as soon as they get the Bruins breathing heavy I'll switch to RDS to watch "le Canadiens." but CBC will be fun if by miracle the Habs actually win.

moeman said...

@lg77, my take on 'the hate' is that the 110% clique (et amis at RDS) is taking the lead from haters like réjeantremblay. Listen to the lollypop gang member renaud lavoie and tell me he isn't channelling Q-ish merde à la La Presse.

moeman said...

Slightly off-topic, they are talking 'balls' at TSN.

moeman said...

Pete Fucking MahavoliCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel Plainview said...

rejaune tremblay is the offensive word to a tee.

lawyergirl77 said...

Moe: heh, come to think of it Mr. LG77 has nice hair too, so maybe there is something to your chevelure theory... And I rag on Mr. LG77 for falling asleep during games, but that simply means more beer/scotch/pizza for me!

ITA that the commentators are going to go APE. SHIT. over the Habs' demise in their centennial year if they fail to get past the Broons. *shudder*

I just can't handle the CBC. Too many Bob Cole/Harry Neale memories for me to be able to switch to them.

Plus, I fucking resent the fact that Don Cherry continues to tarnish my planet with his existence. Antyhing that reminds me of that fact makes me want to yak.

lawyergirl77 said...

Oh, fuck, don't get me started on those MOTHERFUCKING SELF-IMPORTANT PRICKS over at La Presse. I read their shit, and I get so angry... Fuck, I get being negative (I do it enough), but there comes a point where it becomes self-important self-flagellation. And they crossed that line years ago.

You know your sports writers are assholes when you make the guys over at the Gazoo look like they deserve Pulitzers.

lawyergirl77 said...

^^ No disrespect to Mike Boone, Dave Stubbs and Red Fisher meant by the above. The Gazette has great sports writers (Jack Todd excluded). It's the rest of the newspaper that is barely fit to line a birdcage.

melly said...

@moeman: get your radio ready! CBC's confirmed Bob Cole for the Habs-Broons.

moeman said...

FWIW, I was summarily banned and blamed for the demise of the cbc (aka ceeb) hockey blog, circa 2006, for taking down Monsieur Cerise for his xeno/homo/lefto/francophobia. T'was a feather in my cap (not matched with any garish garb).

Daniel Plainview said...

I will always like Bob Cole for one reason and one reason only:

DES-JAR-DINS!!

But that is all.

moeman said...

Thanks for the warning melly.

@lg77, my canarie wouldn't shit on La Presse!

Word Verif = buter (as in make up your own 4Hkids, too easy and too fun)

moeman said...

@DP, Maggie da Monkey could've ripped Des-Jar-Dins better than bobcole.

moeman said...

Draft Lottery results;

5- LA Kings

4 - ATL Trasshers

3 - COL Avalanche

2- TAM Lightning

1 -NYIslanders

Daniel Plainview said...

yeah, its probably more the moment, and the memory of it. what the fuck happened?

HabsFan29 said...

hey kids i just had to jump into your conversation to say

BOB COLE!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

/slits wrists

or benoit. NOOOO!!!!!!!

/slits wrists in the other direction to make sure

4-7 games of the nightmare Bob vs. Benoit decision

/starts car in garage to really make sure

HabsFan29 said...

OMFG the draft lottery i totally forgot

Did Brian Burke make his trade to the Isles yet?

moeman said...

burke tried to trade the entire 'leaf nation' for Tavares (man does he look excited) but Garth Snow is way more genial than cbc/hnic rookie mike milbury. Wondre if our lg77 likes mad mike's hair?

Daniel Plainview said...

what the fuck is Burke going to trade to get that?

and Bob Cole is fucking hilarious if you are stoned. I was watching game 7 at a friend's house last year and a couple of them got high and were cracking up at him. About a week later I was watching him call the Pens-Flyers series with some friends and we got high and it was pretty much the funniest thing ever. I have no idea why but it really sounds like he is talking to himself, almost reassuring himself about what he is seeing.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@SSHF

That may be one of the biggest weaknesses of the Bruins. I hope the AHL team loses out so we can call up Tuukka.

@LG77 if you're not laughing at Don Cherry, you're doing it wrong.

moeman said...

bobcole will help this (our?) blog hit 500 comments, if, not, more, many more (cuz Hell's KitCHen promises some sick fun too). There is no better place to be come Thursday night.

moeman said...

@CornHa, Tuukkaa is no Pooggee. Of course I keed.

lawyergirl77 said...

Congrats Isles on winning the John Tavares Derby.

Poor Tavares. He's fucked.

As for Milbury's hair - I can't picture it.

moeman said...

Keith Jones (is there a more vanilla name) has really bad hair. Our lg77 is safe!

pierremaguire is now on but forgot to take the telephone pole out of his ass.

lawyergirl77 said...

Cornelius - I can't laugh at him anymore. I lost the ability a few years ago.

lawyergirl77 said...

moe - didn't he have it surgically implanted in there?

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ moeman

Wow, Colorado really got fucked over this season, didn't they? The two most highly-anticipated picks since Ovechkin-Malkin and they finish third. Yikes.

Fuck Tampa Bay and the Isles. They're going to ruin a whole generation of 1st-round draft picks with their suckitude and rushing-players-into-the-system. Why do we reward teams for mismanagement?

There oughta be a rule that teams who finish in the bottom 5 for 5 years running forfeit their draft pick. I'm sick of watching amazing players toil away on shit teams that aren't getting any better, counting down the days 'til free agency. (Kovalchuk, Stamkos, Lehtonen, etc)

moeman said...

@lg77, as for mad mike's hair, picture the haircut (with a bowl scene) in 'Leolo' (hey just adding culture to the blog).

lawyergirl77 said...

God, WORD, SSHF!!!! That's the part that I find the most disgusting about the lottery. I really hoped that Tavares would wind up in Colorado, so that he would have a shot in hell of developing... Damn.

moeman said...

@SSHF, "I'm sick of watching amazing players toil away on shit teams that aren't getting any better", here's hoping that ain't Carey TFS™ Price.

Methinks the Avalanche will be happy/satisfied with who is available at #3, unless they get raped by burke on his way up to claiming #1, because we all know that the leaf must have Tavares to forestall that 50th year of fucking futility.

Also, I really don't like dave hodge. He is creepy.

moeman said...

pierre maguire is the creepiest, ever.

lawyergirl77 said...

Moe - Tavares won't wind up with the Leafs. The Islanders aren't stupid.

HabsFan29 said...

dave hodge was replaced by the Dave Hodge-Bot 3000 back in '88

seriously, is there a decent fucking anglo hockey announcer on a major network?

moeman said...

@lg77, agree the NYI aren't dunces but we are told that burke is a 'magical' 'genius'. Google,as the kidz say, is U R BFF.

moeman said...

@hf29, Bob Mackenzie. Is he on this show? No.

lawyergirl77 said...

29 - nope. It's why my formerly unilingual fiancé learned to speak French. (Not kidding.)

lawyergirl77 said...

Burke is a magical genius? Holy shit, how can I get me some of what those people are smoking?? 'Cause that sounds like goooooood shit.

(By the way, for those of you keeping score at home, I'm still at work. fuck.)

HabsFan29 said...

and working hard LG!

/ been there

Shutdown said...

Some are saying Duschene is as good a number 3 pick as you can get. So good for the Avalanche.

Shutdown said...

Predictable prediction of the day: Burke trades for #4 pick to get Schenn squared duo.

moeman said...

duthie makes sure to note that NO! Montreal Canadiens were chosen.

Also, is maguire methed out?

moeman said...

Preview Show coming up. Will this be the first non-game thread to monster beyond 100!

Lipstick wearing (NTTIAWWT) tsn'er Dutch leads with NYI pick for approx 5 seconds then straight into burke will claim that #1 pick no matter what media shit.

HabsFan29 said...

I'm going to watch Fringe (if fucking American Idol ever ends), so someone has to tell me if Maggie the Monkey picks the Habs

moeman said...

Sshh Jon Loo is tsnering.

HabsFan29 said...

pretty unanimous panel in the Habs have no chance bamdwagon

moeman said...

The entire tsn panel has decided that the Habs are finished before it even starts.

darren pang, (career saved by Gretzky) one of, if not the ugliest (OK tied with the barf-inducing maguire). lamest, circus-freakishiest analyst ever says Tiny will topple TFS™.

Heads-up to hf29, duthie made sure to say that make was getting ready, probably sipping its own piss, like most tsn'ers.

Daniel Plainview said...

do you guys really think they have a chance?

moeman said...

make = maggie

moeman said...

@DP, yup, even if it takes 7, tsn'ers are just piling on.

Shutdown said...

when the fuck is maggie on?

lawyergirl77 said...

DP - I don't think that the Habs are as dead in the water as TSN makes them sound. I think that they're just dumping on the Habs because it's the fashionable thing to do.

moeman said...

Maggie will be on when burke is done with her (him?)

moeman said...

@lg77, very true, tsn is simply piling on but for who? we all know leaf fans have turned off their teevees until October. They aren't hockey fans just leaf fans afterall.

lawyergirl77 said...

Hey guys - don'T look now, but we may crack 100 comments for a post that isn't a game thread!

29 - dude, that TOTALLY deserves ice cream!!

moeman said...

pang is a putz.

lawyergirl77 said...

moe - they're still watching TSN, believe it or not. They're as into the schadenfreude as we are.

And it's actually kind of hilarious how many people are ABC (Anybody but Canadiens) fans.

moeman said...

hf29 probably has some archaic Tuesday non-game clause in the ice cream contest contract. (yes hf29, you can deduct this comment as part of the thread tally total)

lawyergirl77 said...

moe - fuckin' lawyers.

moeman said...

The anti-CH is on RDS in 5 minutes. Am I a masoCHist?

lawyergirl77 said...

Fuck, that'll learn me. I just posted over at H I/O in Boone's thread re: no life and someone just took time to flame me.

First time I post there in months (if only because Boone's post cracked me up), and then that little fucker confirms why I hate posting over there.

le sigh.

lawyergirl77 said...

Moe - be a masochist for me. I don't get to enjoy watching it. :(

moeman said...

for hf29, Maggie picks;

- Bs

- NYR

- NYJ

- PHI

start drinking

moeman said...

How à propos is it for dave hodge to appear right after a chimp?

lawyergirl77 said...

*hurl* re: Maggie's picks.

moeman said...

@lg77, pour toi, n'importe-quoi.

moeman said...

Because I am a masoCHist, rds is now on. They are playing a Canadiens (nicely) produced commercial. Zero credit for this type of exposure goes to the jackwads at rds.

lg77's ctête is subdued ...

HabsFan29 said...

well obviously the monkey would pick the team with her closest relative in Chara

Boob Gainey said...

While we're on the topic of hockey announcers we hate ...

Is there even a shred of doubt that Don Cherry is gay?

moeman said...

ctête = crête, Freudian typo

bertrand raymond, aka réjeantremblay's Siamese twin is on.

Oh look let's talk about Mario Fucking Tremblay.

Also, how many ex-Habs coaches are there?

lawyergirl77 said...

29 - hee! Awesome!!

and moe - what is the commercial for??

Shutdown said...

Whatever. It's a stupid monkey it doesn't know what it's talking about.

SPIN IT HARDER NEXT TIME

moeman said...

How far has an idol like Lafleur sunk when he is glad to sit besise a moron like Le Baron, someone as if not more vile than doncherry.

rds'ers have lost their collective heads, at both ends.

Moey said...

@LG,

I hear you, it's a waste of time posting on HIO. On the odd occasion I might have something semi-intelligent to say it just gets lost in a sea of garbage or some dickhead (actually the usual dickheads) jump all over me. Me like it here much better, there is intelligent life.

melly said...

@LG
Someone piss in that guy's cornflakes this morning? Fuck, man.

I/O has become strictly blog posts and photos for me. No more comment reading.

moeman said...

@lg77, one of those 100th year B&W>Colour deals. Nicely done but weird to (now) see it on a mouthfest like anti-CH.

They are yipping that the Habs will be missing, wait for it, Bégin.

Daniel Plainview said...

I think if Montreal wins one of the first two games its going to be very interesting. they had better run the shit out of Tiny.

lawyergirl77 said...

Melly - OMG! I almost replied: "Wow, buddy, who peed in your cornflakes this morning"?? Hee!

And Moey - totally true. I think I've got more fingers than posts over at I/O, yet every time I post, I get carped on because of my screen name. *sigh* I've been using this one (Started as a joke) for so long, that I can't really think of something better. And it bugs me that I should.

But yes, LONG LIVE FHF for the intelligent life... Philosophical question: is it in spite of or BECAUSE of the meth?

moeman said...

rds'ers, whilst pissing on the CH are asking why Habs fans aren't enthused.

Three words, Go Fuck Yourselves!

lawyergirl77 said...

moe - I'll have to check for that ad on Youtube.

And Habs fans aren't enthused because we did end the season on a losing streak. People in this city have splinters in their ass from climbing off and on the bandwagon so frequently.

moeman said...

@lg77, Hemingway admitted he wrote better while drunk.

~~~

rds'ers are laughing at Bob and the Habs while saying THEY are the one's being insulted. Shark=jumped with these fuckers.

lawyergirl77 said...

moe - yup. The fridge, she has been nuked.

A sign of how bad hockey journalism is on TV - they're STILL better than 110%

moeman said...

@all 4HFers, I aoplogize if my media rants seem overwrought but these fuckers are enjoying their part in trying to destroy my team. I will not disagree that errors have been made at the CH HQ but these assholes are disgusting and I cannot help myself in pointing out their hypocrisy, disdain and duplicity.

HabsFan29 said...

LG what did you actually say over at HIO? I have no desire to go over there and read comments trying to find it

moeman said...

Worse, they have recruited The Flower.

melly said...

@LG
Haha! It's such a fun retort to unprovoked douchebaggery.

@FHFers
Whaddya evil, corrupt, ice cream teasers think of a live chat feature sometime?

lawyergirl77 said...

*Standing ovation for Moe*

29 - my post at I/O:
Mike - I see your "no life" and I raise you "no life, with a side of pathetic"!

I'm stuck at work due to a trial/appeal next week (naturally, on Monday through Wednesday. Argh.) and I've been checking all Habs blogs compulsively all day for news.

We're talking OCD levels of "compulsively". I know that there can't possibly be any real news today, but I'm checking everywhere.

Sigh.

Is it Thursday yet?

The response: People like you who make it their job to let everyone on the site know what they do - both through their name and posts - are annoying as shit.

*sigh* Perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned what I was doing... but boone's no life comment cracked me up (and sounded so much like my OCD day) that I wanted to say something.

Fuck that - last post over there.

HabsFan29 said...

moeman no need to apologize here! not to mention you're right

LG i thought your HIO line was quite clever. which of course means it's way over HIO heads. if they had heads

melly i can't type fast enough for a real live chat. too much meth

moeman said...

Merci lg77.

~~~

bertrand raymond, go away, retire, go fuck sheep and eat the resulting cheese

michel bergeron, wire trap, mouth, get one

dave morrissette, I wasted enough time+energy typing your fucking name

lawyergirl77 said...

29 - get your assistant to type for you! ;-)

melly said...

@LG
Boone to your defense over on I/O!

A reply to soggy-cornflakes guy:
"As opposed to an aggressive, judgmental dickwad like you."

HA! Boone's cool.

And a reply to you:
"Try to ignore him."

moeman said...

@lg77, does hf29's assistant read his mind? Is it safe for her/him to be given such a responsibility?

lawyergirl77 said...

Okay, Boone has waded into the fray over at IO and it's pretty funny.

God, I'm getting nowhere with my factum... Stupid interwebs.

Moe - 'sokay, you can turn off the teevee now. :)

lawyergirl77 said...

Melly - Hee! I heart Mike Boone!

I would ignore teh troll, but it's actually not worth the time/effort to post over there anymore, even when I find Boone funny (which I often do).

So ignoring not so much an option.

Besides, I had a way better counter-flame about age and penis size but I didn't feel like adding to the fire.

moeman said...

Another fun thread on the 4HF blog. Merci mes ami(e)! A demain. Go Habs! Fuck da Broons.

Number31 said...

Pardon me for joining in so late. I'm banning tv/radio/and probably newspapers for a while once Thursday comes. I would like to enjoy the fucking Habs without drowning in the thoughts of every snarky "sports" person in this town.

Also apparently the Lightning have fired a bunch of staffers, including the mascot. (I knew they were evil but that's too much). Obviously, they're spending all their money on Broken Vince. I pity the kid who ends up there...

HabsFan29 said...

really gotta love Boone using the term "dickwad". the ultimate meeting of old and new media. when he gets fired by The Gazette we'll make him the 5th HF

@LG - ibid, ibid! it's your best friend

HabsFan29 said...

@31 - as long as they didn't fire the Lightning Girls

and I read your post, good timing with the media crap. and 99.9 the buzz rulz!

lawyergirl77 said...

I know! Boone using the word "dickwad" made me so frickin' happy, it was almost worth it to take the abuse at the hands of the dickless wonder!

And I'd Ibid, if I had any arguments to ibid. *sigh* I'm trying to come up with creative ways to say: "Your honour, opposing counsel is utterly incompetent. Please don't allow his appeal and subject me to more of his crap for years to come."

lawyergirl77 said...

31 - *clutches at heart* NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE MASCOT!!

Daniel Plainview said...

the Anti-CH and all the rot in the media stems from the incorrect, and over used term "le Canadiens."

HabsFan29 said...

ok I need to be up early for TMS, gonna close up the old typewriter-with-screen

good luck with the factum LG. à demain everyone

Shutdown said...

113 comments on a non-game night.

You guys need a spiffy website with guest bloggers and an FHF rumour ranking system.

Shutdown said...

113+17 is what I meant.

Olivier said...

Hm. What was that carping about RDSians saying "Le Canadien"? What should they be calling them ? "Canadien"? "Gang d'agrès!"? "Anwoueille! Lève tes osties de patins!"?

I'd vote for the last one, actually. Especially if Pierre is commenting on BGL...

That being said, about l'Anti and 110%, for those of you who speak french AND aren't masochists:

Stop the hurting guys, La Zone rules.

Let me explain why:

On a good day, you get Dany Dubé & Enrico Ciccone. When we play the flyers, they actually get Éric fucking Desjardins. When the stars align, Desjardins, dubé & Ciccone are on at the same time.

It won't happen again cuz he is in Ottawa now, but they also used to have Pascal Leclaire, who is funnier, smarter and more articulate than 99% of MTL's sport media.

Bref, La Zone roche.

Boob Gainey said...

What's wrong with "Le canadien"?

It's a shortening of the club's official name "Le Club de Hockey Canadien de Montreal".

If anything is incorrect it's "Les Canadiens".

Olivier said...

So what should they be calling them?

I guess I'm slow, but still, I don't get it...