Thursday, April 09, 2009

Maybe this bevy of supermodels in bikinis can help us get ONE STUPID LITTLE MEASLY FUCKING POINT - Bruins Game Preview and Open Thread

If they can't help us, who will?

We just don't know what to do anymore. And really, who has any confidence that the Fucking Habs can get a point tonight and clinch a playoff spot?

(...)

That's what I thought. I'm just gonna lay out the basic info here and then get out of the way to let you guys argue over whether Schneider is playing. 7 PM start in Boston. Habs have taken 1 of 5 against the B's this year. Woohoo! B's are on a 7-0-1 run at home. That's a streak dying to be broken! Sensible Bruins blog

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lawyergirl77 said...

While I'm happy that Schneider may be playing (he's old, it's his last year - play through the pain, baby!), I kind of wish it were Markov... I think we miss him more. Schneider is just as prone to fuckups on the blue line as the rest of them. His only saving grace is that he's one hell of a passer.

I heard an interesting theory that BG may dress 7 defencemen tonight and that Weber (or perhaps Schneider) will only see action on the PP. An intriguing theory...

No matter what, I'm still EXTREMELY worried... but there's this stupid nagging optimism in the back of my mind that keeps hoping we'll rise to the occasion.

*hysterical laughter*

lawyergirl77 said...

Oh, and just 'cause it worked against the Leafs:

BUNNIIIIIES!!!

Rub them virtual wabbits feetsies for luck, people!!

(Or, in moe's case - knock wood. Lots.)

Montréaliste1 said...

Schneider is back ! I guess the matza and the gefilte fish worked their magic !

Shutdown said...

LG-
That theory might be right, that's what Habs I/O is speculating.

L Dude said...

Prediction: Kovy will lead the Habs to the promised land tonight. Not our Kovy. Young Kovy....the Thrasher...look for a big night against the Panthers - 3 goals.

TSN seems to think we'll see Schneider and Weber paired on the PP. Veh-bear as they say on RDS.
I think it'll work. Habs will get a point tonight.

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Aw, crap. Why'd schneider have to come back?

Robbie said...

The fucking re-Habs will come out on fire...it should last the general amount of time it takes for fucking guys our (0Their) age to get off...4 or 5 minutes..then it will be akward time watching the next 55/56 minutes. WERE FUCKED!

Boob Gainey said...

From H I/O:

"Schneider, who has missed the past two games with a shoulder injury, made a surprise appearance at the morning skate and, while there was no velocity on his shots, he was skating well ..."

Sigh.

Van Hab said...

Overheard on the powerplay this evening:

"Hey Schneider, passover here, I'm open!"

...............
Encounter with a Bruins fan:

VH: Till Markov went down I totally thought we'd have taken you in the first round...

BruinsFan: (arms waving frantically) WAHHHGGGHGGAAUGUGUG

VH: Yeah, Chara is a bit of a neandertal, but just highly evolved enough...

BruinsFan: (unzips and starts peeing on the pavement while looking at his watch)

VH: Yeah...the Bruins have been wearing black and gold for a long time...

***let the commentators finish the story, why don't we? what can we make this Bruins fan do?***

HabsFan29 said...

Hey Schneider, passover here, I'm open

maybe it's the meth, but that killed me. im a sucker for a good passover joke. but it didn't get a rise out of me

Habsfan10 said...

I won't stand for all this good-natured, self-deprecating crap!

IT'S THE FUCKING BRUINS, PEOPLE.

FUCK THEM. Fuck them with a rusty chainsaw. We're going in there tonight, BGL is going to murder Lucic and Chara in fights, that pussy Marc Savard is going to get steamrollered, and Tim Thomas is going to be Kovy's BITCH. Those black and gold fuckers are gonna go into round 1 versus the Habs fresh off a 9-1 hiding, and then straight to the fucking golf course (or, in Lucic's case, back to the rest of the Clan of the Cave Bear for the summer migration.) Book it.

Fucking pansies, the lot of you.

lawyergirl77 said...

10 - Marry me! Fuck Mr. LG77, he falls asleep during hockey games.

(I keed, I keed...)

lawyergirl77 said...

29 - *rimshot* Get it, he said rise?? Get it, GET IT??

Word verification (too perfect, once again): shicart.

Various definitions:
1) I hope that Lucic has to get carried off in a shicart tonight; and/or

2) The Habs had better not shicart all over the ice.

HabsFan29 said...

thx for spotting it LG!

FUCK YEAH 10!!! Get those fucking bastards! Pound 'em! Crush 'em! No mercy! No quarter! It's the B's we gotta get FUCKING ANGRY

/ still have no faith whatsoever

Habsfan10 said...

@ LG77: You have season tickets, right?

Weighing options ... can I bring Mrs HF10 and MiniHF10 and MiniHF10(v.2) into this marriage? We won't need tickets for them. Yet.

Word verification: perti, as in "I hope someone punches Marc Savard right in his perti mouth!"

Boob Gainey said...

What's with the Gainey criticism? Outcoached by Julien? I guess anything can happen in one game but:

Gainey's won the cup as player (Conn Smythe too), manager and GM. He built the perennially poor Stars franchise into a powerhouse. He turned around the Habs, who were a pathetic organization when he took over. And he has done it all with dignity and humility.

Don't go all Bertrand Raymond on us.

HabsFan29 said...

@boob - he put BGL on a 5 on 3

don't get me wrong, though, in general i think he's the bees knees!

/ end old-timey 1940's expressions

gillis said...

Don't go all Bertrand Raymond on us.

Or worse, Rejean Tremblay

gillis said...

The BGL thing was definitly a carbo-esque move. I almost started crying.

Anyway, all they need is 1 point, just 1 point. And yes LD, Kovy will save the day, but hopefully our Kovy.

I really dont want to see another final game showdown, like the one against TO two years ago. That was terrible.

lawyergirl77 said...

29 - The Bees' knees? Is this the shit that happens to you when you don't go to work, or is it some kind of guilt reflex for having welched on the ice cream deal?

10 - yup. Got seasons tickets up in the greys. I am on the waiting list for two more in the whites. The minis are totally game, but I'm afraid that bringing Mrs. HF10 into the mix is foul ball, I'm afraid (at least according to the Criminal Code).

Then again, she can just go take a nap with Mr. LG77 while we go to the game and it's all good!!

Boob - I love BG and I'll be really upset if he goes, but I'm not entirely convinced any more of his GM greatness. Even less as a coach, although I think he's a better 5-on-5 coach than Carbo was (although he was definitely improving). I don't think that makes me Réjean Tremblay. Yet.

lawyergirl77 said...

Gillis -please don't speak of that game. I'm VERY worried that it's going to happen again this year.

Word verification: This INCHTING towards the playoffs thing is killing me...

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ lg77
Remember what ELSE happened when bunnies were posted?!


First rule of Montreal's playoff hunt: we don't talk about that game.

Second rule of Montreal's playoff hunt: we don't talk about that game.

(did anyone else watch the Isles-Leafs game the day after, though? I was still depressed, but the Leafs losing their playoff spot in a shootout to the freaking Islanders has got to be the ultimate in schadenfreude)


Fuck the Bruins. We win tonight.


I hope to God that Stewart plays, though.

L Dude said...

Hey 29, how about we take out the fuckin' B's knees! Milan is a city in Spain you fuck! We'll start with you. Tits - take out his knees! It's OK if you're suspended for the playoffs. You suck. Lucic. What's that? Estonian or something. Croation perhaps? stupid fucking name.

Here's the thing. The bruins suck big fat hairy ass. They can take a long hard suck on my over-developed left testicle and have fun picking the bag hair out of their teeth all night long. FUCK THEM ALL!

GO HABS! Final Score 3-0 Habs.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

And for the record, who else was Bob supposed to put on that 5-on-3?

ZombiePleks? Kostopoulos? We had one scoring line and 3 checking lines that night, and the top line was already pooped.


Can't say it worked very well, but it's not like Bob had any other options (unlike the Metropolit 5-on-3 debacle, when Carbo could've put Pacioretty, Kostitsyn, or Tanguay on the ice. He opted instead for Koivu, Metro, Kovy Schneider and Markov).


Hm, I shouldn't have checked that. I wonder what would've happened if Carbs had put Tanguay on instead of Metropolit...

Boob Gainey said...

And another thing ...

A lot of people blamed BG for not moving at the trade deadline (as an side, what's Schneider? Chopped Liver?), and asking why he didn't do like the Calgary GM (one of the Sutters forget which one), but check this out:

Calgary have been playing with 17 skaters for the past three games. They can't recall anyone because of Cap space problems resulting from signing Jokinen and Leopld.


Imagine playing the last 4 games of the season, and the first round of the playoffs, with only 4 defencemen.

Jaybird said...

@ 10 - I'm right with ya padre. Montreal has guys who know when to step up. We will get our point tonight.

Word Verif: scabs

I shit you not! Couldn't believe it, spelled perfect an ayeethang. Hi Weber!

lawyergirl77 said...

SSHF - Pebbles has yet to score a goal or make a positive contribution on offence (as opposed to his offensive lack of contribution generally).

ANYONE would have been better. And more deserving.

This is why I'm expecting big things out of him tonight. Fuck it if he gets a suspension - it won't hurt us. USE LUCIC'S FACE AS A ZAMBONI.

gillis said...

I s laraque playing tonight? If he is, lets hope that he doesnt need to follow the code before he takes out the B's Knee's, or teeth. (preferably Lucic's)

my verif word is "puckw"

too close to toronto said...

my favourite thing that happened during the leafs game on saturday was seeing laraque fight someone without first asking permission. does anybody else remember that? did i dream it?

no need to mention my least favourite thing that happened during that game.

please let laraque play tonight. at least give him the chance to do the right thing.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

lg77
But he's also 6'3" and 253 lbs. If you're going to have a guy stand in front of the net, might as well make it a guy who won't move (either because the defense can't move him, or because he can't skate). It was a bad move on Gainey's part, but it wasn't his worst. If he'd put TtB out there we'd be lambasting him for it.


Now, if you want to talk about signing him, that's a different story. I just checked out his page on TSN, and I really don't understand how no one realized that he was damaged goods. Take a look at the list of "Transactions/Injuries/Suspensions". Hint: there aren't many transactions or suspensions.


I'm thinking the fourth line will be great again tonight. Metro's first game vs the Bruins as a Hab?

I hope Stewart is in the lineup to pound Lucic. If Laraque ever decides to jump him he'd probably hurt himself, giving Lucic and Chara free rein during the playoffs.

gillis said...

TCTT: Ya I saw it. I was shocked at first, then i saw the replay and saw that a guy was jumping on his back so it would have been stupid not to kick the shit out of him. But I was still impressed that he got into that mess in the first place.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

^ "If he'd put TtB out there we'd be lambasting him for it."

What I mean is that it would've been a plugger no matter what.

Fuck. We have more plumbers than a Super Mario game.

gillis said...

Here's a little message for the Bruins

Boob Gainey said...

I'm not sure Stewart would pound Cro-Magnon man. He's game but he's no Laraque.

Boob Gainey said...

I'd love to see the carnage but I'm going to the symphony tonight.

gillis said...

I think i might be pulling a Carbo and go bowling tonight, but not fo sho. Im not sure if want to see tonights pukefest

lawyergirl77 said...

SSHF - actually, I wouldn't be lambasting him for putting Kosto or Metro out there instead of Pebbles. At least they would go down fighting.

yes, I know, I have an irrational hate of the Pebbles. But there you go.

I plan to go home and watch every minute of the suckfest. If it's the second-to-last game of the season, I want to, uh, "enjoy" every last minute of it. Consider it my lapsed Catholic's pennance for original sin. (Or my witnessing of another Easter miracle, for my closet optimist.)

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ Boob
Laraque would have a better chance of pulverizing him, but Stewart can actually play hockey.

(yeah, I know it contradicts my earlier post... actually, you know what? Fuck it, lg77 is right. Laraque on the 5-on-3 was a stupid idea.)


Dear Boston,
Enjoy your Wales Trophy. It's a pity that Cam Neely's number won't have anything to keep it company up in the rafters, though.

Sonia said...

So which hockey god does one pray to in order to see Lucic get gang-raped at center ice, Oz-style?

Shutdown said...

Sonia-

Ulf Samuelsson.

L Dude said...

edit from above: Italy. Duh.

Anyway, feck 'em all.

Anybody ever watch Father Ted. FECK!

Sonia said...

@ Shutdown - Thanks! I'll go sacrifice a goat to Ulfie now.

gillis said...

Ummm, i'm not sure if i ever want to read his blog ever again: http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2009/4/9/828200/if-i-werent-a-canadiens-fan

(just kidding Robert, I'll just try to forget that I ever read it)

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ gillis' link

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

If I weren't a Habs fan, I'd be watching soccer.

kevincrumbs said...

@Boob: I agree that it's weird that people blame BG for doing nothing during the deadline when the Semitic Saviour should qualify as a deadline deal. And to think that people didn't like that we were trading away a pick.

I still believe in BG but some of my faith has been shaken this season.

Go Habs Go.

Word verification: ledisin. As in please ledisin the playoffs.

kevincrumbs said...

HIO is reporting that BGL and Stewart are sitting. Hm.

moeman said...

Pre-moe-nition.

lawyergirl77 said...

Um, I don't know what to say about this.

Neither Stewart nor Pebbles will be in the lineup tonight according to François Gagnon of La Presse.

Fine. I can live with that... I guess.

But here's the part that I find to be a real headscratcher: O'Byrne is in over Breezer.

I'm about to say something that may get me banned for life over at FHF, but here goes...

*deep breath*

Breezer should be in the lineup over O'B. Yes, they both are mistake-prone defencemen, but O'B PANICS when he fucks up. It's business as usual for Breezer. As a geezer, he has the experience required to recover. Plus, he's a much better passer and has a much better point shot.

Even more blasphemous: Breezer's fuckups haven't been that bad this season. Unlike O'B.... *ducks rotten tomato*

I don't like this at all. Prove me wrong, BG, please!!!!

moeman said...

I agree with lg77 (if you ban her you can ban me too).

Word Verif = patize, as in patize da man and O'B ain't, at least for tonight

Daniel Plainview said...

we'll win this shit tonight.

Jaybird said...

@lg77

IMHO no no no....we need a "big slut defenseman" to keep Wheeler and Lucic and any other Boston giants in check. Nobody gives O'Byrne any praise because of three bad games in a row months ago. He's massive and not afraid to use his weight or knuckles for the less fortunate and we need him to offset big forwards more than we need Brisebois' love taps and bambi crossovers. O'Byrne is very fast for his size ... he plays tennis for that. Kind of gay, kind of cool.

(Quote my father on the big slut defenseman...he's got some classics)

Word verif: shnes

Sens backwards kind of. Another loss for Jersey? Going to make proline ticket...

Jaybird said...

That came off kind off assish, I just can't handle it if it was Brisebois who gives up our headshot kill tonight. Anyone else I could handle.

HabsFan29 said...

OK Im at my passover seder. this may be my last communication. i'll be praying. heavily.

@LG + moeman - the day I ban the two of you is the day this blog closes down.

moeman said...

Wipes tear.

lawyergirl77 said...

*sniffle* I'm all touched...

29 - email me your cell number if you want me to send you text messages during seder.

moeman said...

Its none of my biz but I hope lg77 is talking about game updates or bunny pics.

moeman said...

Fucking Masters. I want a pre-game show!

Word Verif = lawban, I kid you not, I screengrabbed it of course.

moeman said...

Schnekider?

Daniel Plainview said...

for some reason I am pumped for this game.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Gainey looks like he's dressed for a funeral.

I kinda miss ridiculous ties.

moeman said...

Price vs. Tiny.

Word Verif = reper, don't fear!

Daniel Plainview said...

Gainey looks like a bad ass motherfucker in black. glad he left the powdery colors in NY.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Weber looks a lot more comfortable than he did the last time he was called up.


What was that about Chara hitting Lapierre? I didn't see it, but the RDS guys commented on it...


I'm with you, Daniel. I feel strangely optimistic.

moeman said...

@SSH, chara popped Laps with an elbow, 50/50 call but da ref was hovering and coulda called it

Daniel Plainview said...

Chara is a big slobbering neanderthal cunt. remember when he was with the Turds and he fought Vinny and then stood over him with his fist pulled back like some kind of fucking hero? CUNT.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Thanks!


This is turning into a decent game. No scrums, only a few icings, and good back-and-forth.

moeman said...

Bruins Billboard.

http://jamesholden.net/billboard/

South Shore Habs Fan said...

@ moe
Don't be giving garbage dumpsters a bad name!


Man, is Schneider a warrior or what?

kevincrumbs said...

I like how these fuckwits can't even sell out their own building for their Eastern Conference champions against their biggest rivals.

Also, I really fucking hate the Red Sox.

Jaybird said...

Weber made a solid pass on the PP! Too bad everyonje else is useless.

Can I ask why we dress Laracque for the wrong games and not where we need him the most? It pains me.

moeman said...

Fear the ...

kristin said...

Oh for fuck's sake.

kevincrumbs said...

Okay guys, can we calm down a bit? We keep taking the bait here. Dumb play by Hamrlik.

moeman said...

The deck is stacked kids. Bs can and will do all they want.

kristin said...

I can't believe I have to listen to these Boston assholes for the entire game.

kevincrumbs said...

@kristin: Ditto. Even worse is fucking Mike Milbury during intermission.

BG needs to calm his team the fuck down. We're only down one.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Fucking Chara.

moeman said...

hf29 will get a rise out of this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMSEFCQCKPo

kevincrumbs said...

Haha. Milbury just called Markov "Danny Markov".

Anonymous said...

how does ryan obyrne blow yet another simple coverage situation?? there on three rush...ya learn it when ya are 6!

Jaybird said...

Gainey is a moron for not starting Laracque. I've never had anything bad about Gainey to say in my life.

Rips it, scores! said...

O'Byrne, Gorges, Komi and, most of all, Hamrlik......bunch of fucking retards.

Seriously Hamrlik, WTF was that. And O'Byrne, follow the puck when it's going into the defensive zone. DON'T stand at the half-way line sulking because you just got creamed on the boards.


Lucic is eating Komisarek alive.

moeman said...

@Jaybird, you never saw Gainey's perm.

matt - the collapse i have been fearing this whole season is almost complete said...

o'byrne is hopeless...

gillis said...

I blame the goal on Obie. He didnt watch his side at all. What a fuckin idiot.

I FUCKIN HATE MILAN LUCIC!!!!! I never REALLY hated before but now I feel like driving to Boston and kicking the shit out of him and his hunchback. He really fuckin pissed me off when he started pushing Komi down while he was trying to pick up his stick. Fuckin douche.

And Chara, fuck you chara. What was with him just starting to throw punches at Komisarek. Everyone was just doing the regular hugging thing but then fuckin Charzard came in a started ppunching. What a fuckin asswipe.

Daniel Plainview said...

FUCK CHARA

gillis said...

Mike Milbury is an idiot

moeman said...

I hope my Habs finish 8th. This is hockey kidz. Bs fans have many, many, many decades since their last silver mug but this rivalry is the league's most intense.

moeman said...

@gillis, chara knows that anything goes for his Bs tonight.

Word Verif = langs, as in Lucic wears langs

Rips it, scores! said...

@gillis: "I blame the goal on Obie. He didnt watch his side at all. What a fuckin idiot."

Agreed, 100%.

orangeman said...

Price is in net? Why? I would be pissed, but I'm just numb. Whatever, Gainey. You're more interested in proving a point than winning the game, or making the playoffs.

Prove me wrong kids. Prove me wrong!

kevincrumbs said...

It's crazy to think that the same Jack Edwards I'm hating on right now is the same that called one of the favourite sporting moments in my life, USA v. Portugal 3-2 at the 2002 World Cup.

God, O'Byrne is so fucking idiotic. The only good thing Lucic can do tonight is to maybe knock Rhino out for our sake. After that Lucic is welcome to die or blowout his knees or whatever.

kevincrumbs said...

@Orangeman: +1 for the very subtle Simpsons reference.

moeman said...

Lucic has only one target, KRex.

matt - fear the collapse said...

we may as well dress one of those circus bears on roller skates...it would be as useful as o'byrne

moeman said...

RDS says chara gets 4 mins and KRex gets 2.

Word Verif = milio, as in I'll give you a milio dollars for just, one, point.

Daniel Plainview said...

was Gainey's perm really a perm? I thought it was just balding curls.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Watching the game on an RDS feed that is unfortunately accompanied by a chat room... morons blaming Price for the goal. Riiiiight. And then they ignore the ridiculous saves he makes.

Good fucking job, Hamrlik. We're paying him 5.5 million WHY again?

If they want to hit Lucic, do it properly - a clean hit, not this cross-checking face-washing shit that just gets us penalized. Or an open-ice hit. That would be good.

Gorges penalty was marginal. He was mobbed after the goal, what was he supposed to do?

Is it impossible for us to have two scoring lines at any one time?!

kevincrumbs said...

God, it's pissing me off so much that the Bruins have gotten into the Habs' head. Ridiculous. I hate these fucking Broons announcers but they're correct in that the Habs need to not worry about this goon shit and just shoot the puck and, you know, play hockey

Daniel Plainview said...

Julien is one ugly fuck. he gets fatter everytime I see him.

gillis said...

Komi shouldnt have gotten a penalty at all.

I hope the ref is trying to tell me a joke.

Rips it, scores! said...

@kevincrumbs: The NESN commentators are abysmal, although right in that regard. They're making O'Byrne out to be some sort of Machiavellian genius, for God's sake! That's how bad they are.


WTF are the refs doing, play the effing game! >8-(

Daniel Plainview said...

this game is ass.

moeman said...

KOVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kristin said...

How the fuck does he do that?

South Shore Habs Fan said...

I love Kovy.

kevincrumbs said...

FUCK YEAH! KOVVVVVVVYYYYYYY!

Daniel Plainview said...

EAT FUCKING SHIT TIMMY THOMAS YOU FUCKING DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH.

moeman said...

Tiny was snorting for truffles.

Rips it, scores! said...

Thatt's out Kovy! Sweet finish.

moeman said...

If lg77 is true to her word then hf29's pants are a buzzin'.

Daniel Plainview said...

Gainey so muthafuckin cool

kevincrumbs said...

Good job, Carey. Keep it up.

Oh, nevermind. That was shitty.

moeman said...

eesh

Daniel Plainview said...

kessel possesses the face of a classic douchebag

kevincrumbs said...

Oh please, Hunwick did not wipe on Kostopoulos on that hit.

Rips it, scores! said...

Hamrlik is going to be the death of me.

kevincrumbs said...

O'Byrne, you really, really embarrass the CH on your chest.

Daniel Plainview said...

Thornton is a cunt

moeman said...

No BGL, no Stewie. Sigh.

Daniel Plainview said...

O'Byrne has no brain, its not his fault.

Rips it, scores! said...

O'Byrne, you epic cunt.

Or, as my word verif states, you're an "acenonse".

kevincrumbs said...

@moeman: Ditto.

Daniel Plainview said...

Marc Savard is more rainbow than Ryan Miller.

moeman said...

Bring on the Pens.

kevincrumbs said...

Sigh. Maybe I should just watch the Thrashers game now.

Daniel Plainview said...

yes, O'Byrne, epic cunt. fuck this fucking cunt of a game. fuck this team fuck this season.

fezworth said...

Playoff preview Ladies & Gentlemen. Fuck. I hope Price gets pulled.

moeman said...

Nothing against O'B as a person but this should be your last game in a CH jersey.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

O'Byrne will be the death of me.

Rips it, scores! said...

O'Byrne, you acenonse.


......so, are Florida still losing?

kevincrumbs said...

Georges seemed to have Hnidy in a vulnerable position and then let up. Then Hnidy decided to resume this bullshit.

daniel said...

that "woo hoo" by the PA guy is so Mickey mouse
and why do we play into this neanderthal goon shit with this cunt team? it seemed like last year we were too busy playing hockey to pull this shit.

moeman said...

Should the Habs finish 8th and meet da Bs in round one, the upside is the men will be separated from the boys, making it much easier for Gainey in the off-season. Also, all other series would/will pale in comparison. To all Habs players, play with pride you fuckers.

matt - watching the collapse...o'byrne sucks said...

Bob Gainey...bad gm, bad coach

moeman said...

As much as I love vulgarity and of course this is not my blog, I find one word off limits, almost anywhere. Cunt, as a word can be easily replaced.

Word Verif = manpod

Rips it, scores! said...

I thought the Habs were supposed to be defensively strong? We sure as hell draft enough of them anyway.

This is going to be a looooooong off-season.....and a short playoff run (if the Thrashers do us a favour, that is).

moeman said...

O'B misconducted, thanks refs.

Rips it, scores! said...

@moeman: Apologies for that. It's far more acceptable to use it as an insult (to men) over here.

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Habs need to get it together, they're trying to play Boston's game. Same thing happened against New York, they let Avery get to them.

And the only remotely weak goal was the Kessel one... though the fact that our goalies combine for 2 shutouts this season says something about the number of soft goals we've let in.

moeman said...

NYR 2 - PHI 1

ATL 1 - FLA 0

Daniel Plainview said...

Dagger...finally.

kevincrumbs said...

Come on, Dagger! GO HABS GO!

moeman said...

My last word on the C-word. I, personally, have no man issues with the slag term but too many gal pals have indicated its offensiveness. I do not tell others what to type but in respect to our 4hf gals I have said my piece.

Dags!

Rips it, scores! said...

@moeman: No worries, I shan't type it again. *tips hat*

moeman said...

Lucy is looking to rib the football.

moeman said...

rib shouls = rip

kevincrumbs said...

Fucking cheap shot shit from Lucic. Typical.

moeman said...

shouls = should (blame da wine)

Daniel Plainview said...

c-word. I never use it for a woman. I think its funnier and less offensive for a man and in Chara's case...fitting.

lucic better get a penalty for that shit.

kevincrumbs said...

Lucic should get a major for that shit.

kristin said...

What the hell is going on here? Are the Bruins trying to actually kill the Habs?

kevincrumbs said...

Goal review Florida... not sure if it's in or not. 1-0 to Atlanta for now.

moeman said...

Bs game plan is transparent.

moeman said...

What kind of fucking explanation does Julien need?

Daniel Plainview said...

Julien is fat.

kristin said...

That Lucic takedown was not cool. What a douche.

moeman said...

Tie this fucking and get a fucking point!

South Shore Habs Fan said...

57 minutes of penalties in 29 minutes of play.

You know it's a Boston-Montreal game when...

kevincrumbs said...

Florida's goal counted. 1-1.

Rips it, scores! said...

Lucic needs a game misconduct for that.

This game is there for the taking if the habs don't get sucked into the silly 'manly' stuff.

kevincrumbs said...

HAHA! Bergeron might be injured!

kevincrumbs said...

WHAT THE FUCK TYPE OF PP IS THIS!?

moeman said...

3-3

Beat these fuckers!

Rips it, scores! said...

The Semetic Saviour!

kevincrumbs said...

Semitic Saviour!!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!

moeman said...

The Saviour!

kristin said...

heh. one armed bandit!

moeman said...

OT would be fun cuz da Habs would have bagged the point and then let all hell break fucking loose.

Daniel Plainview said...

Schneider rules.
suck it Tiny

kevincrumbs said...

The Broons always look like they're on the PP when they're in our zone.

kevincrumbs said...

CAREY! Great save cleaning up some fuckwit's mess.

Daniel Plainview said...

ok no more o'Byrne, just put Weber there instead. there's no way he's worse.

moeman said...

This game may end tomorrow.

moeman said...

DAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rips it, scores! said...

D'ags, I fucking love you and I want to have your children!

kevincrumbs said...

THOMMMM-MAAAAS, THOMMM-MAAAAS!

Dagger! Fuck yeah!

moeman said...

Dags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Bis)

kevincrumbs said...

Lucic mugging Komi is the best thing to happen to us tonight. Idiot fucking shot his team in the foot.

moeman said...

Babs is a fucking genius.

Daniel Plainview said...

suck it Tiny

Rips it, scores! said...

Komi, why?!? The game is in hand at the moment. Keep your cool.

moeman said...

Bs don't realize that KRex hasn't been our best player, all season.

Rips it, scores! said...

I don't want this period to ever end.

kevincrumbs said...

Good period. Thank God for not giving up a Bruins goal in the last minute.

They're going to come out really, really hard in the third but if we can weather an initial storm, we should be okay.

Daniel Plainview said...

finish these bitches.

moeman said...

@Rips, she's ended, 20 minutes left (minus OT and the lame but fun shootout) to keep 1 or 2 points and then this blog will explode during da playoffs.

Rips it, scores! said...

Is O'Byrne gone for the rest of the game? If so, our chances are looking good!

South Shore Habs Fan said...

Holy crap, this has turned into a helluva game. Oddly enough, this happened after O'Byrne and Lucic were ejected.

GO
HABS
GO

moeman said...

@Rips, if Babs is smart, O'B is gone until September.

kevincrumbs said...

That's the loudest I've ever cheered for a Thrashers' goal. Atlanta 2, Florida 1. 3rd period with about 14 minutes left.

Rips it, scores! said...

moeman: We can only hope.

2-1 Thrashers, SHG, 14 minutes left.

gillis said...

I heart Dagger. Just like the good ol' days (the beginning of the season).

kevincrumbs said...

Fuck. Florida just scored. 2-2.

Rips it, scores! said...

2-2 straight away.

gillis said...

LETS GO THRASHERS!!!!

gillis said...

fuck

Rips it, scores! said...

Never mind the Florida game, lose by a point against the Bs and we're in!


Heh, I don;t want a glorious loss. Destroy the Bruins.

gillis said...

Lucic should have gotten taken out of the game for his rape from behind on Komi.

Daniel Plainview said...

ok they had better not sit back on this shit.

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