Monday, April 27, 2009

A Roster Spot is Now Open: Ranger Earlobes Now in Play

This guy will take a spot on the Capitals' fourth line to replace suspended Donald Brashear. With the gap in his mouth, it's unlikely the Rangers will bring any further biting charges against Washington. But the deterrent factor will be there. 

Look for the Rangers to play with earmuffs. 

5 comments:

Raquel said...

It's pronounced "teef."

Good christ, both of these teams are worthless. I hope they don't get mediocrity on my precious Krejci!

HabsFan29 said...

was he suspended for the hit or the pre-game yapping?

Boob Gainey said...

Brashear got 1 game for the pre-game yapping and 5 for breaking Betts's face.

moeman said...

Bs fans have their own line of briefs.WV = reproust, as in heh

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

@moeman

If only that were true...at least I'm now getting free drying...