That was quite a little ending to Game 1, wasn't it? As HF10 so level-headedly put it yesterday, "neutral corners 'til Saturday, all." Well it's Saturday. Time to come out fighting.
The ending of Game 1 had it all. Well, except an actual fight. DOOM's face wash / eye gouge. Kosto's flying elbow. Kovalev's stick thief (kudos to Stanley Cup of Chowder for tracking down the fan). The whole melee started by Mad Max being Mad Max. And I would love to give you my take on the whole thing, except for one serious problem.
I totally missed it.
As soon as the empty-netter went in, I got up in a huff and went to the bathroom (2 Boréales and 4 Irish Whiskeys; please note the bizarre coincidence between those numbers and the final score). As I walked out of the room, I changed the channel. I was so annoyed at the loss, I couldn't take dealing with any discussion of the game. I think I turned on 30 Rock, but not even Alec Baldwin could make me laugh at that point. I was angry, and my hate of the Bruins was reaching HF10-level proportions. And the Bruins didn't really do anything wrong. I just fucking hate losing to them so much. So please, Fucking Habs, take this one tonight so I can know it's a series. Crush those fucking bitCHes. Here's some bullets to set up the fight for you:
The ending of Game 1 had it all. Well, except an actual fight. DOOM's face wash / eye gouge. Kosto's flying elbow. Kovalev's stick thief (kudos to Stanley Cup of Chowder for tracking down the fan). The whole melee started by Mad Max being Mad Max. And I would love to give you my take on the whole thing, except for one serious problem.
I totally missed it.
As soon as the empty-netter went in, I got up in a huff and went to the bathroom (2 Boréales and 4 Irish Whiskeys; please note the bizarre coincidence between those numbers and the final score). As I walked out of the room, I changed the channel. I was so annoyed at the loss, I couldn't take dealing with any discussion of the game. I think I turned on 30 Rock, but not even Alec Baldwin could make me laugh at that point. I was angry, and my hate of the Bruins was reaching HF10-level proportions. And the Bruins didn't really do anything wrong. I just fucking hate losing to them so much. So please, Fucking Habs, take this one tonight so I can know it's a series. Crush those fucking bitCHes. Here's some bullets to set up the fight for you:
- 8 PM start in Boston. You hear that, EIGHT PEE EM. An extra hour to drink pre-game!
- My new thing is to watch RDS during play, then immediately switch to CBC when I hear a whistle to avoid hearing Benoit speak. It's heaven;
- The Big Bad Bruins brings the homerism, but bring it with teh funneh so I can live with it;
- The line-up at practice yesterday was the same as the Game 1 lineup;
- I make the hot Habs as the Métro-Higgy-Tangy line. Fuck those guys were fun to watch;
- In the so beyond cold he may really actually be dead department, ladies and gentlemen, the one and only ZombiePleks! I like what Bob said yesterday, "he's our only option at centre." Nice vote of confidence there;
- As a little aside, have you heard the Habs are for sale? Bring on Céline! Well as it turns out, George Gillett doesn't want to sell. He just wants someone to give him cash for minority interests in his three sports teams. Serge Savard, NASCAR owner!
- In the vaguely good news department, Andrei Markov has been skating;
- For your fight-based post game adult entertainment, check out Ultimate Surrender (majorly NSFW).
283 comments:
1 – 200 of 283 Newer› Newest»Things got pretty rough yesterday at EOTPI dont think anyone would threaten you guys, you guys are too sarcastic. Bruins fans wouldnt be smart enough to understand if you were insulting or praising their team.
I just took a look at the Big Bad Bruins blog, and I don't really like their paraphrased comment by Price: "I exfoliate twice a day, using a brine mixture that I learned of while on vacation in the Far East. My personal stylist, Vachon, does my eyebrows before every game, because I want to see the puck better! (giggles). And yes, totally hairless down there. The way the pads move on my legs and nether regions makes me feel sexy."
Real mature.
A bruins player is having medical difficulties according to Habs Inside/Out.
A pulled groin or dislocated shoulder would be fine but anything more than that would be terrible.
now reporting it's Hunwick's spleen. ruptured spleens are nasty and potentially deadly. hope for the best.
Geez, I hope DOOM didn't gouge his eye so deep he ripped out his spleen!
@29: If Irish Whiskey = Bruins and Boréales = Habs, I think you know what to do tonight.
Fuck, I can't wait for tonight. Somebody please decapitate Lucicken!
Whoa... I have to take that NSFW rating more seriously. I live near a playground, and just started growing my playoff moustache. I'm a trenchcoat away from having to introduce myself to everyone in the nieghbourhood.
@HabsFanCgy - if FHF tells you something is NSFW, you damn well better believe it.
Where is everyone? Outside? Rangers-Caps is coming on!
Theo has been benched. Former MVP benched for a 20 year old goalie who's played 6 NHL games. yikes
Today's game day parody is graphical, its based on this and available here.
moe im speechless. you work harder for FHF than I do.
STFU MIKE MILBURY. AGAIN with the DOOM ducking everyone crap
Moeman, that's classic. Even the orginal is classic (is that Daisy Duke teaching us how to signal a crane?).
Memo to BGL: Engage Lucic or Chara; leave Thornton alone. Not worth it. Ideally, get Chara to break his hand on your forehead. Not that he throws punches... maybe you can pin his arm behind you somehow and dislocate his shoulder when he tries to haul you both down to the ice.
Since when are hockey fights greco-roman wrestling matches?
Disturbing thought for the day - Chara in a wrestling singlet.
/pukes
Go Habs Go.
i think im in love with the cartoon crane woman. great body in a tight workman's outfit. yowza
moe i am especially loving the "Kessel is this tall" and BEER! ones. mmm, red stripe
I gotta respect Hunwick for saying that the stuff between him & Komi was just typical playoff hockey stuff. He could've whined to the press and had Milbury and company back him to the hilt. Hope he gets better after our series.
And that's the only nice thing I'm going to say about the Bruins. Here's to hearing no fucking WOOOOOOO!!!!!s tonight.
Damn, that sucks. It has to be the one decent Bruin that gets struck down.
In other news, Frank the Tank might be back tonight!I don't think Bouillon has ever made me this happy.
Wait... does that mean... could it be...?
Breezer gets to spend the night in Panger's trunk?! Pwetty pwease, Unca Bob?
Chara does indeed throw punches, but only when he fights people who are way out of his class. When he fights Big Georges he merely hugs him to the ground. He isn't as stupid as he looks.
5 hours to go. Can we drop the puck already?
Hnidy will probably start some stupid shit in this game. The garden will fall apart with cheering. Sometimes I am embarrassed by fellow fans. This happens everywhere.
what's a spleen? i'm only familiar with upper and lower bodies.
@ Cornelius
At least you guys haven't booed the national anthems, or rioted after a first-round win. Sometimes I think Montreal's slogan should be "Montreal - Facepalm Capital of the World!"
You still suck, of course. But I think a "who has shittier 'fans'" contest would be pretty close.
Oh, great. More stuff to like about this Matt Hunwick guy. Damn you!
"He got into his first NHL fight January 10, 2009 against Justin ["Eye-Stabber"] Williams of the Carolina Hurricanes, knocking him down on one punch." (Wikipedia)
I'm gonna miss this one. Volunteering at the Kerby Centre tonight, 80's party for geriatrics. But I'll have CJAD on, and surreptitiously listen in from time to time ;)
@ south shore - Sorry we don't piss on boston fans in the Bell Centre or beat them up and put them in comas for wearing the wrong jersey. Some Boston fans (not all of course) are classless fucking punks who punch Steve Yzerman on his way to the dressing room. That wouldn't happen in Montreal...get it right.
@gillis - The writer of eyes on the prize is sometimes a stubborn dick who never thinks he's wrong I stopped reading his site because of that. But I did like it when he called Boston players classless pukes, and generally agreed with that article ;-)
@crumbs - I respected Hunwick being honest....refreshing in these days.
Anyways it's time to band together people. Nobody cares about us except for us. It seems that all the fans who "want a Canadian team to win" don't include Montreal in that mantra. We gotta stick together and pour on the love and bring this thing back to the phone booth 1-1.
GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!
Hunwick is the only bruin that i didn't dislike. Especially after his comment to the media about how it was just hockey and not an eye gouge. And what's with Tim Thomas and and all of his opinions on events that happen at the other end of the rink. He should learn to shut the fuck up.
@Jaybird: But do you think he honestly deserves to receive threats towards him and his daughter? I mean, thats ridiculous. Thats taking things a bit too seriously. When i was in spain a few weeks ago, a bunch of canadian soldiers on their way back from afghanistan were staying at the same hotel for a week as me and me and a bunch of my friends ended up at the same bar as them that night. I started talking to them about hockey, and found a few leafs fans. I yelled "LEAFS SUCK!!" as loud as i possibly could in a 6 foot 5, 240 lbs. soldiers face. He could have killed me easily, or broken my arm, or my neck, heck he even mentioned that he could fold me into a pretzel (which is completely true). But he didn't because he knew (despite the fact that he was drunk as fuck) that it was just a game, and he knew that i understood it as just a game as well, and that i was not very sober
OH GOD NO!
I meant to say that in my post....sorry. Those person(s) are sub human animals who really have no business crawling out from the rocks they live under. There are some people in this world whose families would have been deleted long ago if Darwinism had its way. It's way to easy for humans to survive in this Wal-Mart world.
My favourite word verif ever - dingshow
OH GOD NO!
I meant to say that in my post....sorry. Those person(s) are sub human animals who really have no business crawling out from the rocks they live under. There are some people in this world whose families would have been deleted long ago if Darwinism had its way. It's way to easy for humans to survive in this Wal-Mart world.
My favourite word verif ever - dingshow
Damn - why did it have to be Hunwick? ITA with all the posters who said that his non-bitching about what happened after the game was refreshing.
I can honestly say I hope he gets better.
God, I'm nervous for tonight. Why oh WHY is it starting at 8:00 (yeah, I know - Celtics game... argh)
And FUCK THE FUCKING RANGERS, by the way. I can't believe those lucky bastards are up 2-0 on the Caps. Don't even get me started on the atrocity that would be a Boston-Rangers series. I choose death.
Moe - holy fuck but that poster was amazing.
@ south shore -
Sorry if I came off dickish....wicked hangover and in a crusty Lucic hating mood.
Word Verif: ghetlecoc (for Thomas)
hey moeman, did you see the pic they posted for you at Habs I/O?
Interesting: How many emergency response vehicles does it take to rush a Bruin to the hospital?
"Two fire trucks and two police cars also arrived" (in addition to the ambulance called for Hunwick).
Of course, here's wishing all the best for him. Tough break.
Fire trucks? TWO fire trucks???
Celtics game went to OT (and they lost) so expect EVEN SHITTIER ice than before.
Hunwick has been an awesome rookie this year, I want him back soon.
There was a guy behind me who wouldn't stand up for the canadian national anthem until a couple folks around him (myself included) made him.
@Scott, this is the city that used a police escort to get a knuckleball catcher to a baseball game.
@gillis, heh but I have way nicer hair.
http://montrealhypocrites.blogspot.com/
for info on hunwick being hospitalized
@scott: where i live they send two fire trucks, a first responder truck and a cop to every call. 90% of the calls are false alarms.
@ Jaybird
No problem, it was my bad, I exaggerated a lot. I've just been pissed off at the fans the past few years and needed to vent it, especially with all the bandwaggon-jumping and Koivu-bashing and other shit that's been going on this year. I expect dumb shit from Bostonians. Montrealers should know better.
And I didn't know about that punching-Yzerman incident (showing my youth here). Pretty douchebaggy, to say the least. I'd say Flyers fans are worse than the Broons when it comes to violence nowadays, though.
Rangers shut out Ovie and the Caps? WTF?!
Hurray, CBC again tonight! I bet Bob Cole pops a few Viagra before the game just so he can get a hard-on whenever Boston touches the puck.
Heh heh... word verification: "bresses".
"Stupide fat Cari pley game, so Jaro sit on bench and watch bresses of Molson Ex prostitute bounce like George Gillett czechs!"
@SSHF: You mean bangwagon jumping.
But seriously, the whole Koivu thing is Rejean Tremblay, no one else. He is considered by many the representative of French Canadian habs fans but I beleive that some of the things he says, especially related to captaincy, are not shared opinions with all french canadians.
And as for the riot, well, since i dont want to beleive that its habs fans, I blame it on the wu tang clan concert that night.
Hey now.
Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck wit(h).
moeman should do a habs makeover on that song
I, also, would like to absolve the Wu for a riot. Fuck, I love those guys...
Anyway, tonight's beer is the Track Town Triple Jump Pale Ale. What're you drinking, moeman?
Good news for those of us in the States... the game's in HD! Bad news is that it's on Versus. Yikes. Still, better than fucking Jack Edwards.
Tonight's elixir of CHoice.Word Verif = lerve, as in I lerve that beer.
@ gillis
Koivu getting booed when he touches the puck would indicate that it's more than one guy (I specifically remember this happening in at least one game in the last 2 weeks of the season).
But there's more to it than that. Chanting for Carbo after everyone wanted him fired, calling for Gainey's head, telling Higgins he sucks... it's just not cool.
Bangwagon, heh. Aw, I miss GangBang =(
SSHF is right - Koivu got booed at the Bell Center after Carbo got fired. And even when he's playing well, the cheers are nowhere near Kovy's.
I think I'm going to go for a Corona now... Mmm... beer.
I believe the Carbo chants were merely cathartic. It was just a way of voicing extreme displeasure at the way the team was playing. No one with half a brain would think they'd be better off with him.
Anyway I heard that ZombiePleks is scratched tonight.
yeah Pleks and Dago out, Weber and Lil Tits in.
and no Breezeslop cause I believe that Bouillon is playing.
Thank fuck.
thank god for you guys being here to update the lineups. not like im doing any work. Little Tits is still on our active roster?
im drinking vodka in honour of Kovy. 3 vodkas = hat trick?
Fear the porn 'stache!(pic taken from here.)
yeah I think Lil Tits is playing centre. he can't be worse than Pleks. I hope it wakes Andrei up.
HF10 was dead on...except about Price. Chara's goal should have been stopped. Period. This is the playoffs.
While I think Pleky is a really nice guy and probably a really smart hockey player...
... if that's true: EVERYBODY CONGA!!!!!!!
29 - I'm sitting here sipping on a Corona. I have two left. Then I have to go to the Boreal. Sniffle.
Am tempted to put on my Habs jersey for the puck drop. Thoughts? I'm already wearing those goofy Reno Depot thingies that they gave out at the Vancouver game. Win streak when I'm wearing them during a game: 3-0.
@lg77, please tell me you have a slice of lime to go with that Corona.
jeff marek is a skinny, squeaky, annoying, lame-goatied douchewad.
@LG77: I'm with you. I'm also tempted to put on my Max jersey but instead I think I'll stick with the Habs sweatshirt I already have on.
CBC just had an interview with Milan Lucic.
Oh. My. God.
I half-expected him to burst out "I like thoup!" at any moment. I thought mouth-breather was just an expression... he actually does breathe through his mouth. Friedman ended up his segment by noting that he likes Guitar Hero, and Lucic completely missed that it was just a wrap-up and started rambling. "Who told you that I'm bad at Guitar Hero? I'm good at Guitar Hero... I can play a few songs on expert... not all the song, but a few songs..."
Too bad he's not a goalie, we could just shoot everything right over his head.
Tonight's sipping (probably nearer the 2nd period) will be this.
for what its worth Lucic is a classically trained saxophone player. no really I'm serious.
@DP, so Lucic is into Sax and Violins?
hey CBC is live-blogging something i blogged 3 days ago! "live" is relative
+5 to moeman
Word verification: "daddi"
you know originally i was all for this extra hour of drinking and old school start time. now im drunk and LET'S DROP THE FUCKING PUCK ALREADY
deep breath, 29, deep breath
@ moe - sax and violins, heh
HF29
Already 2 sheets to the wind and surly?
When I gat like that, I know its time to lay off the gin!
*wearing his habs hat*
TH-TO
FUCKING DROP THE PUCK!!! arrrgh!
Moe - of course I have lime with the Corona. I'm not a savage.
Mr. LG77 has exactly four minutes to put down the Playstation. He likes watching games on tape delay so we can zap the commercials. I don't. it's a constant war in the LG77 household
"Bruins team doctor Peter Ansis said defenceman Matt Hunwick had his spleen removed earlier today. Hunwick experienced pain at the Bruins training facility and was taken to hospital in a fire department emergency truck. The Bruins said Hunwick, who probably suffered the injury when he was hit in the second period of Game 1, won't play again in this series but they didn't rule out a return if the Bruins go deep in the playoffs. A normal person takes 1-2 months to recover from the surgery."Good luck to the kid, Boo to all the media jerkoffs that are still blaming KRex.
Here we go kidz.
bring it on!!
Here's hoping a full rack of non-sagging Tits is gonna be uplifting.
Seriously - I actually feel really bad for Hunwick. I mean, don't get me wrong, I hope he's played his final playoff game this year, but that is rough surgery.
And Bouillon's back too! Crazy.
GAH 10 seconds of Brunet in the pregame is too much
I'm all in favour of only playing the home team's national anthem at hockey games. Two is too many. Let's get the game started.
Houde should give up the 'arrêt malgré lui'.
attaway Cube! welcome back
GO YOU FUCKING HABS!!!
wait, Swiss Mister 2 is playing forward? jebus
DP had post #69. Good omen.
Oh good grief.
Is komisarek on rollerskates?
wow Wheeler is INCREDIBLY soft for his size.
brunet can barely pronounce his own name but masters Vehbehr, à la Houde. I will now be calling him Brunenoser.
score on this retarded midget fuck
Kessel possesses the face of a classic douchebag.
goddamn penalties
kill this shit off
fuck fuck fuck
fuck this shit. we just gave these losers the series.
brunet is screaming his head off.
*sigh*
Stupid penalty = flashing red light
the cretins can't even taunt in unison. fucktards.
.....and this is what happens when you don't clear the puck.
It looked like Price should have stopped it (on my crappy stream).
I bet the retarded midget fuck gets a shutout
Stupid penalty, momentum was on the Habs side. It would be nice if once, just ONCE, Price could make a big save. Or any save, actaully.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Why the FUCK do we have to be perfect in order to avoid goals, whereas they can fuck up all over the ice and not pay the price???
That goal was the product of shitty, annoying bounces.
Fuck fuck fuck.
Word to Orangeman. Goaltending wins playoffs. Lundquist proved that today, once again.
fuck this season
Come on guys fight back. Fuck the score - you were outplaying them!!
Hrm.
Is it just me or do they look like they can't
Find their way to the puck with a flashlight?
lg77 knows, playing well, just fucking score already.
I good friend of mine is at the game today. He became a Bruins fan when he emigrated.
....I'm gonna jersey him the next time I see him.
Jesus, Price.
Note the comma.
They're aiming for Price's mask. Isn't that an automatic whistle when it hits?
Word verification: quesse. As in "Quesse ça? We're fucking outplaying them and still losing. Again."
HALAK
Rips - duly noted.
Wow Price looked shakey again on that shot. I want to have confidence in him, I really do, but I need to be given a reason.
I'm gonna cry.
over.
Bwahahahhaa
That's how I like my irony served.
There are currently ads for Boston Pizza running on the CBC
*giggles like a schoolgirl*
And poof...2-0...take your heads out of your asses guys...
HALAK
Do we start Halak in game 3?
Do we start Halak for the second period?
Stay positive kidz.
Jesus, I hate this fucking team. I guess that goes for both teams out there.
Boston enjoy giving up 2 goal leads in the second period to Montreal lately, so no need to give up yet. Of course, if they go up 3-0 on this PP, then we can call it a night.
Just get out of this without giving up another goal.
Halak in the 2nd. this game is over, have him fresh and ready for game 3.
No, Bob will not play Halak. Like down the stretch, he's more interested in proving a point than winning the games. Say what you will about Carbo, but at least he wasn't afraid to play a hot goalie whoever it was.
Do you think Bob will ever give up his man-crush on Price to play Halak? I doubt it.
Great save, Carey.
what point is Gainey trying to prove? That Price just isn't ready yet?
Word Verif = chotte
Nice save but it doesn't matter when he lets in the amount of soft goals he has since this time last year.
The Versus announcers are no better than the NESN assholes. At least you expect it from NESN.
wow the officiating is awful.
and Kessel is a fucking twat.
Nice dive, Bergeron.
I think Bob is trying to prove he was right about making Price #1 last year and not getting a verteran back up this year. He's like the guy at the roulette table betting his kids' college fund because red has to hit eventually.
Now, wtf are the refs doing here?
Jaro iz redi to pley! Kari Whale pley liek retard munkey! I win harts of all Montreal with my pley!
yeah I thought the Habs were the pussies and divers. looks at Bergeron and Kessel.
HALAK
Almost Disaronno time!
God, we can only play well until we let in our first. Then we completely suck for the rest of the night.
Fuck fuck fuck.
That's really all I can say.
I think that's what's breaking my heart - WE WERE UP 10-2 IN SHOTS!
And then, Flat Chest takes a damned penalty (way too aggressive) and bam.
We,re out of it.
I missed the penalty that led to the first goal (stupid stream). Who committed the offence?
Penalty was to Samll Tits then the Bs went on a 13-1 shot rampage.
Lil Tits
Blame Harmlik on the second goal. He was hanging out at the blue line, letting Koivu be the defenceman.
On Price's great glove save, it was Higgins trying to play defence. Tell our defencemen to come back to the blue ice to help out.
Habs got away lucky for some there...should have been 4 minutes for the high stick on Wideman and that might have sunk you guys down 3-0. Also, you could have been looking at an unsportsmanlike on Koivu for being a post-period douche. There's no need for that shit.
Can't wait until Gainey blows up this team.
Also, that glove save was amazing. I do hate Price, but I will totally give him props on that one.
Broons fans calling out unsportsmanlike shit. heh.
Who the fuck does Thomas think he is. Yesterday he says that Tom the Bomb plays like a fuckin cat yet tonight, to protect one-nut kessel he sticks his ass out to scare away kostopoulos. What a fuckin douche.
I loved Laraques hit on Lucic, too bad he went off right after.
Bob Cole and his friend are idiots. Did they not see the first goal. I'll ive heard tonight is how great price is playing despite letting in TWO FUCKING GOALS in the first period.
The second goal was ridiculous. The bruins player skated through prices' crease and caught the buttend of price's stick. That pulled his shoulder down. Price finally let go of the stick but it was already too late. Fuckin refs. Go suck kessels ball.
And do boston fans not know what a hit is? two players bump shoulders and they act as if there was a giant hip check.
I couldnt beleive the bruins started that mess near the end. They've been crowding around the habs net after whistles all series and the habs do it once and they start throwing punches.
@kc, methinks the Montreal media will run Gainey out of town before the big changes come.
Cheers moeman & Daniel.
This team has been "fragile between the ears" all year long, and it's painful to watch.
@moeman History dictates otherwise, and I'm well aware of that, but this series has been a different spin entirely. Its been almost 100% Canadiens trying to start shit, which is both strange and disturbing.
@gillis, does kessel have any balls to suck?
It feels exactly like thursday night. The habs started off strong then a few minutes in, they take a stupid penalty and the momentum shifts entirely. They're not gonna fuckin win if they keeping taking dumbass penalties like little tits did.
Oh yeah, and schneider didnt move into bergeron on that interferencfe call. Is it possible to give a diving penalty without giving the initial penalty against the other team? I dont think ive ever seen it before,
@broons_fan, I respectfully disagree and nope, FWIW, I ain't wearing blinders. The Bs are sneaky cheapshot artistes.
@moeman: I fear what type of idiot this team will bring in as its next GM and coach. God help us all.
For the love of God, Gainey, please pull BGL off of the 1st line.
@moeman: yup, he has one. Thats why i put "ball"
Lots of minutes, periods and games left. Bob has got to settle his boys down.
i hear voices, is there a bruins fan in the house? my god, did mommy and daddy not let the prick watch nesn?
@poons_fan: The habs starting shit? Who do u think started the shit with a few minutes left in the period? A couple of players went to watch for the rebound and your fuckin bruins started throwing punches.
verif: sysifi. Lucic is "sysifi"ed enough
2nd goal was bullshit. Boston player in the crease clearly punches Price's blocker and stick, leaving his 5-hole open.
Textbook goalie interference.
Fuck, though. Last year it was Price's glove hand, this year it's up over the blocker?!
Damn, still no Halak.
Good one gillis, missed the singular nut reference.
Am I the only one who finds Julien freakishly grotesque looking? Julien the Hutt.
And where the fuck is Halak?
Kovy.
Kovy! I heart thee!
COME ON! GET IN! Habbies on the board!
@moeman Sneaky cheapshot artists?? That would be the Flyers, not the Bruins. We play tough, but with the except of 2 bad hits by Lucic all season (there were 2 hits where he did definitely leave his skates) we haven't gone out to injure anyone. Yeah, Komisarek got hurt fighting Looch but its not like Looch attacked him when he was already injured. If we were cheapshots, Bergeron would have railroaded Komisarek when he lost his edge rather than pull up to avoid hurting him.
Also, well shit. Kovalev decided to play this series.
GOOD START!!!
oh and SUCK IT TINY
Julien is Uncle Festerish.
KOVY!!!KOVY!!!KOVY!!!KOVY!!!KOVY!!!
KOVY!!!KOVY!!!KOVY!!!
when Kostopoulos is playing like shite, like he is now, he really is pointless.
KOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!
This ice must really suck. Everyone's falling over out there in the 2nd.
@b_f, your Bs aren't as cheap as the flyers, no team is (except Ducks Cup winner) but they support each other by double and tag-teaming on an opposing player. They also are flagrant with behind the play shit and after the whistle garbage (whilst skating away like Nancy Kerrigan). All this to say, this is why I call them classless.
Cube, done.
Word Verif = barfle
JARO. NOW. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
FUCK YOU PRICE
It would be fun if they hit the net at least half the time.
GET PRICE OUT NOW. NOW. NOW.
eesh.
I'm gonna go rip out my spleen.
rds' houde, aka monsieur negatif, says the season is over.
I second the fuck you Price
I'm sort of missing Andy Moog right now.
if Gainey insists on playing Price we will get swept even without playing that horribly.
He just loves to let in those soul destroying goals and then looks around like "who me?" FUCK YOU PRICE. you're the future but you sure as shit aint the fucking present.
Is Carey Price actually a ghost? It's the only non-depressing explanation.
So the boys come out hard to start the period and Price lets another one in. Sigh. It was almost a game there for a minute.
Jesus, another fucking penalty? They should put me out there, I couldn't do any worse than these fucking hacks.
Fuck. Price. Argh.
Does anyone else find it funny that Broons fans are making accusations about the Habs strring shit up, meanwhile, they come onto Habs fan sites to make that accusation, and then get surprised when we say something and, well, retaliate.
Just sayin' is all. Internet imitates life.
Bs skates aren't too sharp.
I know it's not his fault BUT FUCKING PULL PRICE RIGHT NOW. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GAINEY, PULL HIM
the Gainey-Price love affair must end like the Gainey-Carbo romance. I think Bob's been a good GM but his love affairs have really detroyed this season.
And that little pillow biter Savard scores. fuck I hate that loser.
Well, fuck. Game over. This is depressing.
Time for the Habs to pull some cheap shit. Oh wait.
We have them just where we want them. The indiscipline is all part of the plan.
For the record, I don't think that the season is over. We might be able to climb back in if we play well in Montreal.
*snicker*
With all due respect to those ripping price, he's got the rest of his team-mates taking useless penalties and then standing still watching the puck on the PK. There was SFA he could do on that shot, and as look as the CH defense should basically be setting in the 5th row of the seats, it's going to be a turkey-shoot.
why can't Bob put Halak in there? why?
Wow...I wonder if I could have speeled more werds wrong in that post. *rips up several degrees*
Bob's refusal to play Halak has cost this team the season. Any good coach would change the goalie now to change things up, or at least call a time out. He's so careful to not hurt Price's precious confidence that he destroyed this team.
And you just know Carey will make a huge save with 2 minutes left and he'll allude to it in his post-game talk.
Jesus, I was so optimistic and happy at the start of the game.
Love lg77's positivismness.
Hey look, the Flames game is on TSN. And they just scored. Maybe I'm watching the wrong team.
@oman, nice use of 'Jesus'.
TH-TO: Respectfully disagree. Well, actually, disagree to a point. Thomas IS making those saves at the other end of the ice. You can't just be a good goalie to win a playoff series, you have to be OTHERWORLDLY.
Price has been all too Worldly this game. Which sucks, 'Cause we need the superstar to help us keep momentum when we're doing well.
Penalties are killing us, though. The Bs are falling everywhere, but I can't help but think that the shit state of the ice is helping them with that.
I don't have to keep watching this, right? I can walk away, right?
Uhhhhh, hit. The. Fucking. Net!
FUCK GUYS, HIT THE NET!!!
This would be less of a blowout if we were hitting the damned net with our shots.
Praise the Lord... the top line is re-united!
Well, at least Bob finally reunited the 1st line. He waited until we were down by 3 in the second game, but he did it! Maybe he'll take Price out when we're down 8-0 in game 4.
Rips - great minds. :)
Kristin - if you can walk away, you're made of stronger stuff than me... Or, at least, you have a sense of self-preservation.
I don't know, I think Bob hanging Price out to dry will destroy his confidence.
I think Halak is the better goalie right now, sure Price's ceiling is much higher but Halak's mental game is much better at this point.
Halak in the third please Bob, the romance is killing this team.
Yeah, what Rips & LG77 said.
Question...
How many hooking penalties have the Habs taken this game. I'm sure one of you is keeping track, and since i don't have that many fingers, I figured I'd ask...
lg77, I was bluffing. I can't do it.
And christ, what's with all these weak penalties?
I'm going to take a shot everytime Higgs hits the net.
I don't think not having any booze in my house will be an issue.
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